Dan talks about his peeing issues and we are now streaming on twitch not youtube. Ryan Talks about zits in weird spots and what is going on with his work. Lastly we go over ryans ex girlfriend and the crazy girlfriends on the internet.
We didnt want to stop our show so we made and extra show this week. Right after our last show we recorded this. Ryan talks about his "homework" that he had to do. Also how he has found a new "religion"
Youtube is fucking us again because they removed one of our videos for sexually explicit content and nudity. Now we can no longer live stream on youtube and if this happens again then we could be banned entirely. Then Ryan smokes a dab from his new bong and we discuss green poo.
Crystal is on the show today and we have a competition. We want to find out who knows more about sports Dan or Crystal. Ryan created a quiz with Baseball, Football, Hockey and Basketball questions and we find out who knows more about sports. Dan gets the first question and it is "how many points is a touchdown worth". Dan changes his answer multiple times but eventually gets the right answer of 6. Dan knowing very little about sports pulls ahead by a few points going into the second round....
We open the show with a news story about a new video game about called Harambe Kong. Then we give an update on ass play and crystals long nails. We have a conversation about if guys had vaginas. Then We play the PornHub Or YouTube Comment Game. This is where dan reads a comment from ether pornhub or youtube and Ryan has to guess where it came from. Its harder then you think. Finally Ryan tells an embarrassing story from his childhood that he really did not want to tell.
Crystal is on the show again! We start the show talking about an man who got is testicle bitten off during "passionate love making". Then we ask crystal questions we all wanted to know and it turns very dirty.
We talk about a man with a 19 inch penis and his every day struggles. Then Dan has to spin the punishment wheel. Lastly we get Crystal on the show and play Dark Net Price Is Right where we guess the price of illegal things you can buy on the internet.
We talk about Ryans unfortunate morning and how we have fixed our live streams. If you want to watch our show live subscribe to our patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Then we play the game "Is it a Bad Tattoo or Something Stuck In A Butt" and Dan is an expert.
Ryan gives dan a gift then we talk about why we dislike Christmas. Then we answer some questions the internet has about Canada like "Is Canadian an easy language to learn". We close with some new stories about at home circumcisions and alien sex.
We talk about our first condom experiences and talk about the stickers we sent out. Then Se play the odds game where we try to guess what has better odds then the lottery. Finally we give some much needed sex advice to a fan who sent in a question for us.
Crystals on the show again and we talk about the show that Ryan recorded with 2 girls from California that will be released tomorrow. Then Crystal says she has a better story then Ryan and one Ups him.Then Dan gets really drunk at a house party.
Dan is ready to smoke the weed that is supposed to make you horny and we see what happens. Then we see if the worst things we have ever done can stand up to the worst things the internet did. Then we do our best segment High News.
We wanted to get salvia for Ryan to smoke on the show. We sent Dan out to find some and he came back with something called "Dutch Magic Bud". We found that its an aphrodisiac and we try to get dan to smoke it.
We talk about Ryan's ex girlfriends shit story and why you should keep your shit private. Then we do Dan signature segment "Ginger Judge" when we go over some crazy court cases. Then Ryan found a list of things that the internet named including the gushing granny's and Hitler did nothing wrong.
Guess the tits !! if you can guess whos boobs we used for crystal in our last episode and we will send you a sticker. Big foot vs Yeti, who will win? Are they the same thing? We will find out. Then we talk about the weirdest thing we have masturbated to.
We talk about our new logo and mascot. Also we talk about sucking the wrong dicks. Then we have Crystal on the show and we play "Who will my girlfriend bang" where Ryan and Dan guess what girls Crystal would have sex with.