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BONUS: #20 – Christmas Read Badly

It’s that time of the year, and with Christmas cheer, Jeremy and Ryan have an episode for all to hear. Sit back and rejoice as Jeremy and Ryan discuss their Christmas experiences throughout their lives. Ryan also makes a bold prediction about the “end of Christmas as a Christian holiday”. Leave us a voicemail: … Continue reading BONUS: #20 – Christmas Read Badly

Duration: 00:48:15

BONUS: #19 – Good Will Hunting

For some reason, we decided to watch a movie and discuss it through the lens of Scripture. So here’s our review of the ins and outs of Good Will Hunting (1997). Leave us a voicemail: Email: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Advertisements

Duration: 00:46:22

#18 – Controversial Theology 2: The Quadrinity and Hell

“Live” on video again; more beard scratches, Lucifer as part of the Trinity, Jeremy literally acts as Devil’s Advocate, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was Lucifer and the fallen angels, and both of us decide against a traditional view of hell. View this video on our Facebook. See you soon! Email: Website: … Continue reading #18 – Controversial Theology 2: The Quadrinity and Hell

Duration: 00:40:07

#17 – Controversial Theology 1: Interpreting The Bible

“Live” on video; beard scratches, differing views of how to read scripture, The Shack, allegories; black, white and grey. Is God a woman? Also, we leave you with the promise of a second “Contro Theo” episode, with potentially more controversial content. View this video on our Facebook. Email: Website: Facebook: Twitter: … Continue reading #17 –...

Duration: 00:43:02

#16 – Genesis Wrap-Up

You hear what we thought about our first major season of the podcast: our highlights, lowlights and midtones. We had a blast. Did you? Also, tune in next week for a very special video event: Controversial Theology (which Ryan keeps trying to shorten to “Contro Theo”). It’s going to be awesome. Email: Website: … Continue reading #16 – Genesis Wrap-Up

Duration: 00:35:58

Judah & Tamar, and Joseph Pt. 2 (Genesis 38-50)

Judah and his sons do some weird stuff; Potiphar’s wife does some weird stuff; Joseph dabbles in morbid humour; Egypt is saved; family reunions and blessings; we conclude Genesis. Email: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Advertisements

Duration: 00:58:37

Jacob Wrap-Up, Dinah, and Joseph Pt. 1 (Genesis 32-37)

Jacob is reunited with Esau, and it’s beautiful; the second mass circumcision; Joseph has a coat with long sleeves; and Skype delay. Email: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Advertisements

Duration: 00:49:35

#13 – Jacob Gets Married…Twice (Genesis 28-30)

Jacob weeps at the sight of his cousin, who he marries 7 years later; he gets swindled into working for his uncle for 20 years, his uncle cuts him a deal, but gets bested by a very patient Jacob; and his uncle accuses him of treachery. Typical family stuff. Email: Website: Facebook: … Continue reading #13 – Jacob Gets Married…Twice (Genesis 28-30)

Duration: 00:54:43

#12 – Isaac Gets Married and Has Babies (Genesis 24-27)

Abraham’s servant gives God instructions, Rebekah waters camels, twins are born, and one of them grows up to become a hairy, red Wookiee. Birthrights and all that jazz. Leave us a voicemail! – or Scripture Read Badly on Skype. Email: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Advertisements

Duration: 00:43:17

#11 – Isaac’s Early Life (Genesis 21-23)

The birth of Isaac, “wenis circumcision”, Ishmael being a twelvie, the expulsion of Hagar and Ishmael, worship being directly connected to sacrifice, Nahor’s many, many children, the death of Sarah, and Abraham’s putting a deposit on the land of Canaan. Leave us a voicemail! You can do so by going to and voice-calling us … Continue reading #11 – Isaac’s Early Life (Genesis 21-23)

Duration: 00:42:25

#10 – Sodom and Gomorrah (Genesis 18-19)

Who were the three guys that appeared to Abraham? What was the real “sin of Sodom”? How many people got out before God destroyed the cities? What does “pillar of salt” mean? Jeremy and Ryan discuss theories and opinions surrounding this bizarre story. Email: Website: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Advertisements

Duration: 00:51:31

#9 – Abram Promised A Son (Genesis 15-17)

How many stars are there? What was with the fire pot and the flaming torch? What did God mean that the iniquity of the Amorites was “not yet complete”? Why was circumcision such a big deal? Why did Abram’s name have to change? We follow the story of our hero Abram as he makes covenants … Continue reading #9 – Abram Promised A Son (Genesis 15-17)

Duration: 00:44:54

#8 – Abram’s Call (Genesis 12-14)

Why did God choose Abram? When Abram said Sarai was his sister, was it his idea, or God’s? How many descendants has Abram had? Did you know he led an army of 318 people and defeated an alliance of kingdoms when he was in his 70s? Do you have any crazy stories of interacting with … Continue reading #8 – Abram’s Call (Genesis 12-14)

Duration: 00:45:10

#7 – The Tower of Babel (Genesis 11)

How tall was the Tower of Babel? Who built it- everyone in the “whole earth”, or just those who lived on the plane? What would it have been like to suddenly speak a different language to someone? Jeremy and Ryan discuss this bizarre story that shows the creation of a multicultural world. Email: Website: … Continue reading #7 – The Tower of Babel (Genesis 11)

Duration: 00:28:19

#6 – Job Pt. 2 (Job 4-42)

Why were Job’s mates so stubborn and dumb? How can you grieve with someone for an entire week, only to insist that they deserve worse? What are the behemoth and leviathan? Why did Jeremy not really speak until minute 27? This is part two of two of our “Jobcast”, in which we attempt to make … Continue reading #6 – Job Pt. 2 (Job 4-42)

Duration: 00:46:12

#5 – Job Pt. 1 (Job 1-3)

Was Job before or after Babel? Who was he? What was with the “council” that God held with the “sons of God”? Did God destroy Job’s stuff, or was it Satan? Did you know the shortest verse in the Bible is actually in Job? Here’s part one of two of our “Jobcast”. Email: Website: … Continue reading #5 – Job Pt. 1 (Job 1-3)

Duration: 00:40:16

#4 – Noah (Genesis 6-9)

Were Shem, Ham and Japheth triplets? What the heck was up with that Noah movie? Was the entire planet flooded, or just as far as humanity had spread? What do apes eat when there’s no more bananas? Jeremy and Ryan were together in person for this episode and several that follow, and Jeremy was fighting … Continue reading #4 – Noah (Genesis 6-9)

Duration: 00:44:22

#3 – Cain and Abel (Genesis 4-5)

Was Cain the first human-born son? Who did he marry? Is sheep-cheese a thing? We ask (and attempt to answer) these questions and more on this episode! Email: Website: Facebook: Twitter: @scripturereadb Instagram: @scripturereadbadly Advertisements

#2 – The Fall of Man (Genesis 3)

Was the “serpent” a figment of Adam and Eve’s imaginations? Was it a flying snake? Why couldn’t Adam and Eve detect a lie when they heard it? What “skin” did God make their clothes out of? These questions and more are answered on this episode (more or less). Email: Website: Facebook: Twitter: … Continue reading #2 – The Fall of Man (Genesis 3)

Duration: 00:49:38

#1 – Creation (Genesis 1-2)

Welcome to Scripture Read Badly! In this episode, Jeremy and Ryan talk through the first two chapters of the Bible, talking about if God created everything in 6 24-hour periods, how long Adam was asleep while God took his rib to make Eve, and ask a bunch of (dumb?) questions. Email: Website: Facebook: … Continue reading #1 – Creation (Genesis 1-2)

Duration: 00:54:31