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Simon Mayo considers listeners' darkest secrets and worst misdemeanours, as they beg for his forgiveness.Will Simon and his collective be merciful?

Simon Mayo considers listeners' darkest secrets and worst misdemeanours, as they beg for his forgiveness.Will Simon and his collective be merciful?
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United Kingdom

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BBC

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Simon Mayo considers listeners' darkest secrets and worst misdemeanours, as they beg for his forgiveness.Will Simon and his collective be merciful?

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English


Episodes

‘Every Day I Wipe the Book’ and other tales...

12/8/2017
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This week's tales includes a library CAT-astrophe, nativity play revenge, a cunning caretaker and a early morning run with a difference. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we've got another Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:49:58


‘Landing Of Confusion’ and other tales….

12/1/2017
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This week's tales includes school rivalry, truancy travels, a date disaster and CV calamity. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we’ve gone all out and featured a Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:56:15


"Canal Help You?" and other tales...

11/24/2017
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This week's tales include a ghastly gate, hazardous helpfulness, a disastrous (first) date and a trying teacher. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the best reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus another tale unearthed from the Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:55:23


Brassed Off's 'Fishy Fable' and other tales...

11/17/2017
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This week's tales includes a fishy prank, Subbuteo sibling rivalry, a toddler tornado and a locked bus dilemma. We have another browse of the Parish Notice Board, a listen to some of the best reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus another tale unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:50:39


Stephen's 'Electrifying Exposé' and other tales...

11/10/2017
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This week's tales includes a blackout blunder, a solar panel saga, a visit from the fun police and a hard to please mother. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Bobbie questions how many people have listened to the podcast in one go, Matt confesses his sins and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus a nautical tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email...

Duration: 00:50:36


Rory's 'Pant Wetting' Confession and other tales...

11/3/2017
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This week's tales includes triplet tomfoolery, a funeral faux pas, a green fingered failure and a new teachers travesty. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and Bobbie even has a confession of her own! Plus a troll based tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt and features Jo Whiley on the panel! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:49:19


'Nipple to Knee' Confession and other tales...

10/27/2017
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This week's tales include singing potatoes, a parental predicament in the 'Big Smoke', a cuttingly careless nurse and some child labour levity. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and the weekly 'Podcast Postbox' has been emptied once again. Plus a classic traffic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email...

Duration: 00:44:41


The Décolletage Dilemma and other tales….

10/20/2017
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This week's tales include a priest in a predicament, a brazen baking bribe, assembly antics, and a retail return ruse. Simon teases Matt and Bobbie with the 'non-compliant confessions' and the weekly 'Podcast Postbox' has been emptied once again. Plus this week's classic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt and it might just be one of the most shocking confessions ever! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:46:16


Lindsay's Makeup Mishap and other tales...

10/13/2017
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This week's tales include a makeup mishap, a washing machine catastrophe, some blessed beads and someone seeking forgiveness for something YET to happen. Simon gives us a flavour of the 'Blacklisted Tales' just not suitable for broadcast and we look inside the 'Podcast Postbox'. Plus this week's classic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt involving a rather large baby! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:49:37


Marie's Invented Infidelity and other tales...

10/6/2017
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This week's tales include a phonebox prank, a Radio 1 roadshow rascal, a wedding cake family feud and a proposal that goes very, very wrong. Simon continues to give us a summary of the 'Blacklisted Tales' that just weren't suitable for broadcast, Matt and Bobbie agree on a verdict but they seem to be the only ones, and we delve into the 'Podcast Postbox' once again. Plus this week's classic tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt and it's a classic radio 1 tale! If you have a Confession...

Duration: 00:45:29


The Confession that needed a MEGAPHONE and other tales….

9/29/2017
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This week’s tales include a talking car in need of ice cream, a forklift faux pas, a dam disaster, and a Grandad leaving on a jet plane. Simon has fun with a megaphone found in the ever-growing confession ‘Prop box’, the ‘Roll Call of Shame’ continues and we open the over flowing postbag for the Parish Noticeboard. Plus another classic story is dug up from the Confessions Crypt, featuring a parking prank. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the...

Duration: 00:46:25


Mr Happy VS The Wasp and other tales....

9/22/2017
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This week's tales include a headless man, a hibernating wasp which causes pandemonium to Mr Happy, funeral cortege chaos and a glitter cannon explosion. Simon continues the ‘Rollcall of Shame’ for those who have sent in confessions that are just too rude to broadcast and we catch up with the confessions comments left on the Parish Noticeboard. Plus another classic tale is unearthed from the Confessions Crypt, featuring a naked miner!. If you have a Confession of what to get in touch with...

Duration: 00:45:13


Marcus’ Mortuary Misdemeanour and other tales…

9/15/2017
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Marcus, Therese, Dave and Sara are seeking forgiveness this week for their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception. Simon gives us a summary of the ‘Blacklisted Tales’ that just weren't suitable for broadcast, plus another classic tale is unearthed from the Confessions Crypt, featuring Lawnmower Deth! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:46:54


Joseph's Danger Zone Deception and other tales...

9/8/2017
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Joseph, Andy, Steve and 'The Nightmare Student from Birmingham' are the ones seeking penitence this week for their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception. Plus Simon gives us a flavour of some of the Confessions that just weren't suitable for broadcast; there's an array of American accents and we've dug out another Confession from the archive - the classic catflap tale! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:47:40


Sidney's Car wash Calamity and other tales...

9/1/2017
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Will you forgive listeners Sidney, Mandy and Neil who are all seeking penitence for their tales of debauchery and deceit? Plus Simon reads out some more titles of Confessions that were just not suitable for broadcast, there's some confusion about the popular podcast download website that Simon insists on calling 'Our Tunes' and there's too much Greensleeves. There's also a classic confession from 2014, it's probably the most moving and poignant we've ever had, so be warned! If you have a...

Duration: 00:40:58


Tracy's Sinister Sat-Nav and other tales...

8/25/2017
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Will you forgive Tracy's caffeine-induced misdemeanour? The Spice Girls are this week's Classic Confession, plus listeners Malcolm, Urchin 1 and Peter are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception. There is also a chance to hear the titles and content of some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast!!! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Duration: 00:43:00


Knockin' On Kevin's Door and other tales...

7/14/2017
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Including a penicillin pickle, an injured inmate, a Home Alone homage and tummy troubles

Duration: 00:33:06


Landing Of Confusion and other tales....

7/7/2017
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Featuring a susceptible stewardess, a silly shaver, a cake catastrophe and randy rabbits!

Duration: 00:34:58