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Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.

Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.
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Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.

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English


Episodes

SRC 179: Stay Alive (2006)

10/12/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on button mashing! When a group of friends (Frankie Muniz among them) find themselves at the mercy of a videogame that kills in real life, they must uncover the mystery before it's too late. What follows are 85 minutes of connect the dots plot, zero scares, low budget CGI effects, exposition dump characters, and actor Jimmi Simpson channeling his inner Ryan Reynolds to the point of a lawsuit being filed for personality infringement. Here's the TRAILER. Joining...

Duration: 00:47:10


SRC 178: Halloween Resurrection (2002)

10/5/2017
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It's SCARY TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on back brace stalking! When three college friends (Katee Sackhoff among them) get selected to spend a night in the old Michael Myers house as part of a reality series run by Busta Rhymes, they quickly find out he's still alive and seeking vengeance. What follows are 94 minutes of bloodless kills, disposable characters, rap star acting, and actress Jamie Lee Curtis showing up just long enough to collect her monthly supply of...

Duration: 00:49:59


SRC 177: Aloha (2015)

9/22/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Hawaiian Gods! When a celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns to Hawaii on business, he ends up reconnecting with an old flame (Rachel McAdams) and falls his military liaison (Emma Stone). What follows are 105 minutes of zero chemistry romance, HAWAII FIVE-O locations, Kenny Powers with a buzzcut, and actors Bill Murray and Alec Baldwin showing up just long enough to enjoy their Hawaiian vacation. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guests...

Duration: 00:44:12


SRC 176: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

9/14/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget Deadpool! When Marvel's favorite mutant (Hugh Jackman) leaves his home as a boy, he embarks on a lifelong journey of discovery while battling his more savage brother (Liev Schreiber) along the way. What follows are 107 minutes of wirework fight scenes, unfinished CGI effects, rage acting, and actor Ryan Reynolds pregaming his Deadpool character in the worst possible version of that character. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is...

Duration: 00:56:11


SRC 175: Cell (2016)

9/7/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on evil cell phone reception! When a worldwide cell phone attack transforms humans into rampaging zombies, two men (John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson) band together in an effort to find Cusack's missing wife and son. What follows are 98 minutes of WALKING DEAD extras, poor CGI effects, zero chemistry acting, and veteran actor Stacy Keach showing up just long enough to pay off his yacht. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Subscribe to the show and email us at...

Duration: 00:53:59


SRC 174: Ghost In The Shell (2017)

8/31/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on cultural appropriation! When a cyborg operative (Scarlett Johannson) is tasked to find who's killing employees of a high level robotics corporation, she uncovers clues to her past life as a human. What follows are 107 minutes of whitewash casting, boring action scenes, do-it-yourself wigs, and veteran actress Juliette Binoche showing up just long enough to make her next mortgage payment. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing...

Duration: 00:51:11


SRC 173: The Spirit (2008)

8/17/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen! When a rookie cop (Gabriel Macht) is brought back to life by the villainous Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), he becomes a shadowy crime fighter in an effort to stop Octopus from drinking the blood of Hercules and becoming immortal. What follows are 103 minutes of painfully sexist dialogue, nausea inducing visuals, overdressed costumes, and Jackson chewing so much scenery they needed to use a green screen as a set. Here's the TRAILER. Don't forget...

Duration: 00:53:41


SRC 172: Small Soldiers (1998)

8/10/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on talking toys! When a young boy (Gregory Smith) encounters a group of sentient toy soldiers waging war on a group of gentle toy monsters after a military grade microchip implant, he must find a way to save the monsters and his town before it's too late. What follows are 110 minutes of boring CGI characters, lazy screenwriting, endless war references, and a young Kirsten Dunst going up against some vengeful Barbie dolls. Here's the TRAILER. Don't forget to...

Duration: 00:51:44


SRC 171: Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009)

8/3/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Christmas Carol ghosts! When a womanizing photographer (Matthew McConaughey) encounters three spirits on the weekend wedding of his only brother (Breckin Meyer), he's offer a chance at redemption in order to finally fall in love with his lifelong friend (Jennifer Garner). What follows are 100 minutes of misogynistic one liners, female sex objects, warmed over romance, and Garner looking like she was forced to utter all of her dialogue at gunpoint. Here's the...

Duration: 00:51:38


SRC 170: Aeon Flux (2005)

7/27/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on animated assassins! When a futuristic killer (Charlize Theron) is assigned to eliminate the head of a dystopian society (Marton Csokas), she uncovers a mystery as to the true origins of her people. What follows are 93 minutes of bad costumes, CGI pinballs, obvious wire work, and veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite decked out as a giant circumcised penis. Here's the TRAILER. Hey, we're among the list of potential nominees for best comedy podcast in this year's...

Duration: 00:49:59


SRC 169: John Carter (2012)

7/20/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on pulp fiction! When an 1800's Calvary man (Taylor Kitsch) finds an alien medallion in a cave, he's teleported to ancient Mars where he finds himself in the middle of a CGI alien war for control of the planet. What follows are a grueling 132 minutes of overloaded mythologies, bland romance, bronze tanner, kid friendly creatures, and actress Lynn Collins decked out like she's a weekend belly dancer at a cheap Indian restaurant. Here's the TRAILER. Our special...

Duration: 00:55:22


SRC 168: Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)

7/13/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Marvel superheroes! When Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) inadvertently creates an evil robot called Ultron (James Spader) who's hellbent on the destruction of the human race, it's up to the Avengers to clean up his mess before it's too late. What follows are 141 minutes of CGI robot fights, unnecessary backstories, shoehorned romance, and actor Andy Serkis showing up just long enough to insure he'll have something to do in BLACK PANTHER a full three years...

Duration: 00:55:26


SRC 167: Herbie Fully Loaded (2005)

7/6/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on discount Transformers! When a college graduate (Lindsay Lohan) buys a VW bug from a junkyard, the vehicle in question turns out to be the famous sentient Love Bug, who then takes her for the ride of her life. What follows are 101 minutes of physics free stunts, distracting boomies, boring race sequences, and actor Michael Keaton wondering how he spent all of his BEETLEJUICE money so quickly. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee...

Duration: 00:51:35


SRC 166: Bewitched (2005)

6/29/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on unfunny witches! When a young witch (Nicole Kidman) makes an effort to live a normal life, she finds the exact opposite when a failing actor (Will Ferrell) casts her in a TV remake of the series of the same name. What follows are 102 minutes of non magical jokes, performances, and plot devices. Veteran actors Shirley MacLaine and Michael Caine show up just long enough to collect paychecks. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is LA actress...

Duration: 00:50:42


SRC 165: The Island (2005)

6/22/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on futuristic organ harvesting! When two dumb clones (Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson) escape from an underground organ production facility, they embark on a cross country chase to find their doppelganger owners. What follows are 136 minutes of typical Michael Bay car chases, sexism, product placement shots, and explosions. Oh, and Sean Bean turns in another die-before-the-end-credits performance. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of extended...

Duration: 00:58:46


SRC 164: Staten Island Summer (2015)

6/15/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on bad Jewish accents! When two lifeguards (Graham Phillips, Zack Pearlman) decide to host a party on the last weekend of summer before college, the find more obstacles in their path than they anticipated. What follows are 108 minutes of endless SNL cameos, lame jokes, off the shelf plot devices, and actress Gina Gershon performing like she's auditioning for a musical of THE NANNY. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this...

Duration: 00:53:09


SRC 163: Tale Of The Mummy (1998)

6/8/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on homicidal gauze! When an ancient Egyptian prince escapes from his tomb, he terrorizes modern day London in an effort to be reborn into our world. What follows are 88 minutes of mismatched visual effects, crazytown acting, parking garage sets, and actor Gerard Butler in a blink and you'll miss him performance. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future flushes!

Duration: 00:51:57


SRC 162: Catwoman (2004)

6/1/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a villainous makeup company! When a young artist (Halle Berry) is killed, a group of CGI cats bring her back to life and grant her catlike abilities, which she then uses to bring her killers to justice. What follows are 104 minutes of crazy cat ladies, shredded leather, bad CGI, and a lead character that has nothing to do with her source material. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions...

Duration: 00:55:40


SRC 161: Yoga Hosers (2016)

5/25/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Canadian stereotypes! When two Canadian convenience store clerks (Harley Quinn Smith, Lily Rose-Depp) encounter a decades old Nazi with a small army of Bratzis, they seek out the hero detective of TUSK (Johnny Depp) to help them save greater Winnipeg. What follows are 88 minutes of lame Canadian jokes, nepotism casting, call in a favor cameos, and pot fueled plot devices. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out...

Duration: 00:53:46


SRC 160: AVP: Alien Vs Predator (2004)

5/18/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on a two franchise turd! When an unknown heat source is discovered in Antarctica, a group of explorers (led by Sanaa Lathan and Lance Henriksen) set out to investigate, only to discover an ancient temple hunting ground set up by the Predator aliens to hunt the Alien aliens. What follows are 101 minutes of alien wrestling matches, red shirt cast members, and Indiana Jones set designs. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is author and historian...

Duration: 00:57:15

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