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Soiled Restroom Cinema

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Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.

Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.
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Scouring the bowels of Redbox, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video, the podcasting flushers of the Soiled Restroom Cinema bring their unique brand of snark each week to the absolute WORST Hollywood has to offer. They're here to flush it so you don't have to see it.

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English


Episodes

SRC 188: Surviving Christmas (2004)

12/14/2017
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JINGLE TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on a holiday home invasion! When a wealthy ad man (Ben Affleck) visits his childhood home, he hires the family living there to keep him company for Christmas. What follows are 90 minutes of sitcom level plot twists, manic acting, obvious studio sets, and THE SOPRANOS James Gandolfini looking like he was held at gunpoint for the entire shoot. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is Copper Yuenger from the Life Under...

Duration: 00:48:49


SRC 187: Santa's Slay (2005)

12/7/2017
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JINGLE TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on a Kool Aid Santa! When an evil version of the Claus legend (Bill Goldberg) returns to earth after a thousand years of giving joy, he proceeds to slaughter all the residents in a small Canadian town. It's up to a young boy (Douglas Smith) and his magical grandpa (Robert Culp) to stop him. What follows are 78 minutes of C cup boomies, lame practical effects, D list cameos, and pro wrestler Goldberg steamrolling through all of his...

Duration: 00:49:59


SRC 186: Elves (1989)

11/30/2017
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It's JINGLE TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on Nazi puppet elves! When a young woman (Julie Austin) accidentally unleashes an evil elf around the holidays, she must team up with an ex-cop (Dan Haggerty) in order to set things right. What follows are 91 minutes of bad acting, sexual assault, cat homicide, horrendous special effects, and actor Haggerty smoking enough cigarettes to put the Marlboro Man to shame. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of extended co-flushing team this...

Duration: 00:50:56


SRC 185: Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

11/23/2017
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Happy Turkey Day! The Cinematic Flushers take on parkour robbers! When an overweight security guard (Kevin James) finds himself trapped in a mall with a group of thieves on Black Friday, he attempts to take them out and impress the girl of his dreams (Jayma Mays). What follows are 91 minutes of lame fat jokes, painfully unfunny physical gags, radio station soundtrack, and Mays looking like she filmed all her scenes at gunpoint. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended...

Duration: 00:49:51


SRC 184: Daredevil (2003)

11/16/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on superhero fetish cosplay! When a blind lawyer/vigilante (Ben Affleck) encounters a mysterious woman (Jennifer Garner), he finds himself at odds with a notorious crime lord (Michael Clarke Duncan). What follows are 103 minutes of wirework stunts, CGI doubles, BDSM costumes, and actor Colin Farrell decked out like a prison tattoo artist. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is author, historian, and podcast host, Jay Sandlin. We love feedback!...

Duration: 00:52:58


SRC 183: Max Payne (2008)

11/9/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on videogame angels! When a fallen cop (Mark Wahlberg) goes after the man who killed his wife and child, he uncovers a conspiracy involving an illegal government drug. What follows are 100 minutes of constipated acting, CGI snowfalls, green screen backgrounds, check your pulse pacing, and Mila Kunis trying to act tougher than a Bratz doll. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Email us at signalsoffury@gmail.com with your comments and suggestions for future...

Duration: 00:49:08


SRC 182: The Huntsman: Winter's War (2016)

11/2/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Frozen Thor! When the Ice Queen (Emily Blunt) seeks out Snow White's magic mirror in order to conqueror the world, it's up to two huntsmen (Chris Hemsworth, Jessica Chastain) to embark on a quest to stop her. What follows are 116 minutes of unnecessary backstory, bad wigs, perfume ad acting, absentee lead characters, and Chastain sporting a Lucky the Leprechaun accent. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is Donna Lee Hume, one half of the...

Duration: 00:49:26


SRC 181: Gingerdead Man Vs Evil Bong (2013)

10/26/2017
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SCARY TURDS month continues! The Cinematic Flushers take on the marijuana munchies! When an evil bong encounters an evil cookie, it's up to a head shop owner (John Patrick Jordan) and a bakery store owner (Robin Sydney) to set things right before it's too late. What follows are 80 minutes of endless flashback scenes, unfunny jokes, strip club boomies, and puppeteering so bad it's better suited to a lame, Jeff Dunham comedy special. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is...

Duration: 00:49:16


SRC 180: Psycho (1998)

10/19/2017
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It's SCARY TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on crazy mamas! When a secretary (Ann Heche) steals four hundred grand from her employer and flees town, her escape is interrupted when she encounters a homicidal clerk with mommy issues (Vince Vaughn) at a roadside motel. What follows are 105 minutes of camera shots, sets, performances, and costumes you've already seen in the original. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing team this time out is Paul "The...

Duration: 00:52:22


SRC 179: Stay Alive (2006)

10/12/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on button mashing! When a group of friends (Frankie Muniz among them) find themselves at the mercy of a videogame that kills in real life, they must uncover the mystery before it's too late. What follows are 85 minutes of connect the dots plot, zero scares, low budget CGI effects, exposition dump characters, and actor Jimmi Simpson channeling his inner Ryan Reynolds to the point of a lawsuit being filed for personality infringement. Here's the TRAILER. Joining...

Duration: 00:47:10


SRC 178: Halloween Resurrection (2002)

10/5/2017
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It's SCARY TURDS month! The Cinematic Flushers take on back brace stalking! When three college friends (Katee Sackhoff among them) get selected to spend a night in the old Michael Myers house as part of a reality series run by Busta Rhymes, they quickly find out he's still alive and seeking vengeance. What follows are 94 minutes of bloodless kills, disposable characters, rap star acting, and actress Jamie Lee Curtis showing up just long enough to collect her monthly supply of...

Duration: 00:49:59


SRC 177: Aloha (2015)

9/22/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on the Hawaiian Gods! When a celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns to Hawaii on business, he ends up reconnecting with an old flame (Rachel McAdams) and falls his military liaison (Emma Stone). What follows are 105 minutes of zero chemistry romance, HAWAII FIVE-O locations, Kenny Powers with a buzzcut, and actors Bill Murray and Alec Baldwin showing up just long enough to enjoy their Hawaiian vacation. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guests...

Duration: 00:44:12


SRC 176: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

9/14/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on low budget Deadpool! When Marvel's favorite mutant (Hugh Jackman) leaves his home as a boy, he embarks on a lifelong journey of discovery while battling his more savage brother (Liev Schreiber) along the way. What follows are 107 minutes of wirework fight scenes, unfinished CGI effects, rage acting, and actor Ryan Reynolds pregaming his Deadpool character in the worst possible version of that character. Here's the TRAILER. Our special guest this time out is...

Duration: 00:56:11


SRC 175: Cell (2016)

9/7/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on evil cell phone reception! When a worldwide cell phone attack transforms humans into rampaging zombies, two men (John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson) band together in an effort to find Cusack's missing wife and son. What follows are 98 minutes of WALKING DEAD extras, poor CGI effects, zero chemistry acting, and veteran actor Stacy Keach showing up just long enough to pay off his yacht. Here's the TRAILER. We love feedback! Subscribe to the show and email us at...

Duration: 00:53:59


SRC 174: Ghost In The Shell (2017)

8/31/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on cultural appropriation! When a cyborg operative (Scarlett Johannson) is tasked to find who's killing employees of a high level robotics corporation, she uncovers clues to her past life as a human. What follows are 107 minutes of whitewash casting, boring action scenes, do-it-yourself wigs, and veteran actress Juliette Binoche showing up just long enough to make her next mortgage payment. Here's the TRAILER. Joining us as part of our extended co-flushing...

Duration: 00:51:11


SRC 173: The Spirit (2008)

8/17/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on green screen! When a rookie cop (Gabriel Macht) is brought back to life by the villainous Octopus (Samuel L. Jackson), he becomes a shadowy crime fighter in an effort to stop Octopus from drinking the blood of Hercules and becoming immortal. What follows are 103 minutes of painfully sexist dialogue, nausea inducing visuals, overdressed costumes, and Jackson chewing so much scenery they needed to use a green screen as a set. Here's the TRAILER. Don't forget...

Duration: 00:53:41


SRC 172: Small Soldiers (1998)

8/10/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on talking toys! When a young boy (Gregory Smith) encounters a group of sentient toy soldiers waging war on a group of gentle toy monsters after a military grade microchip implant, he must find a way to save the monsters and his town before it's too late. What follows are 110 minutes of boring CGI characters, lazy screenwriting, endless war references, and a young Kirsten Dunst going up against some vengeful Barbie dolls. Here's the TRAILER. Don't forget to...

Duration: 00:51:44


SRC 171: Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past (2009)

8/3/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on Christmas Carol ghosts! When a womanizing photographer (Matthew McConaughey) encounters three spirits on the weekend wedding of his only brother (Breckin Meyer), he's offer a chance at redemption in order to finally fall in love with his lifelong friend (Jennifer Garner). What follows are 100 minutes of misogynistic one liners, female sex objects, warmed over romance, and Garner looking like she was forced to utter all of her dialogue at gunpoint. Here's the...

Duration: 00:51:38


SRC 170: Aeon Flux (2005)

7/27/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on animated assassins! When a futuristic killer (Charlize Theron) is assigned to eliminate the head of a dystopian society (Marton Csokas), she uncovers a mystery as to the true origins of her people. What follows are 93 minutes of bad costumes, CGI pinballs, obvious wire work, and veteran actor Pete Postlethwaite decked out as a giant circumcised penis. Here's the TRAILER. Hey, we're among the list of potential nominees for best comedy podcast in this year's...

Duration: 00:49:59


SRC 169: John Carter (2012)

7/20/2017
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The Cinematic Flushers take on pulp fiction! When an 1800's Calvary man (Taylor Kitsch) finds an alien medallion in a cave, he's teleported to ancient Mars where he finds himself in the middle of a CGI alien war for control of the planet. What follows are a grueling 132 minutes of overloaded mythologies, bland romance, bronze tanner, kid friendly creatures, and actress Lynn Collins decked out like she's a weekend belly dancer at a cheap Indian restaurant. Here's the TRAILER. Our special...

Duration: 00:55:22

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