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Here at Spilled Milk headquarters, we combine food and comedy in a bowl and stir it up until it explodes. Join your jovial (possibly too jovial) hosts, Molly and Matthew, for recipes, cooking tips, winning lotto numbers, and catfights. Spilled Milk has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to treat any disease, but just between you and me, it probably cures chlamydia.




Episode 294: Baby Snacks

Make sure you are seated in an upright position while listening to this episode. We travel way way down memory lane as we discuss the vital importance of Cheerios and the merits of clear packaging. After a quick return through Busytown, we do a skills quiz to determine if we are mature enough for these snacks. The answer may surprise you. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

Duration: 00:29:30

Episode 293: Swiss Junk Food

Today we are strangers in a strange box, this time of the Swiss variety. We narrowly avoid horse dental emergencies to explore mountains of chocolate alongside mis-pronunciations galore. No passport required. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

Duration: 00:21:56

Episode 292: Bloody Marys

Cheers! Today your out of the know hosts practice extreme ambivalence. But first, some affirmations and explorations from Mother of the Show, Judy. We then discuss friendly ghost stories and rank our favorite food companions. Which is 100% a good idea. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Bloody Mary 1 Bloody Mary 2 Bloody Mary Variation article

Duration: 00:31:16

Episode 291: Breakfast Sausage

The law offices of Link, Patty and Chub invite you to The Sausage Report. We tackle the most important meal of the day while discussing the lyrics of Mulan, Molly's obituary status and the delights of Jimmy Dean. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

Duration: 00:28:40

Episode 290: Kid Snacks

Aural and Oral here coming to you live with cereal snacking adventures. Today, we go from teddies to goldfish to bunnies to discover the truth behind afternoon delights and flavor blasting. Be sure to look before you squeeze. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

Duration: 00:30:39

Episode 289: Hawaiian Junk Food

In which we happily accept a nonthreatening box of Hawaiian Junk Food, working through excessive grinding and sawing to get to the Creem Crackers and chubbies inside. Learning nipple care tips and the actual flavor of popcorn are just bonuses. EXPLICIT.www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

Duration: 00:23:58

Episode 288: Tomato Juice

Pardon our dust as we discuss Tomato juice, whether it resides in large cans or in dump buckets. Through flume rides, sing-a-longs and soldier ants we wonder if we have finally reached that v8 stage of life. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Flume song

Duration: 00:33:05

Episode 287: Black Tea

Excessive slurping ahead. Matthew schools us on tea leaves, buying a zoo and what to do with PG Tips while Lil ol' Molly offends absolutely no one. Directions: bash, fester, dry, repeat. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Brad Pitt in GQ

Duration: 00:30:36

Episode 286: Crisps and Crumbles

Beware the Crumbling! No we will not discuss grunts, slumps or buckles today, but we will discuss discrete nubs, butter rubbing and Def Leppard. Note: This episode will also serve as our audition reel for America's Got Talent. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Dan Lepard Crumble recipe Molly's old Rhubarb Crumble

Duration: 00:34:30

Episode 285: Chicken Wings LIVE!

Technical difficulties notwithstanding, we wish you all a Happy Mount St. Helens Day! To celebrate, we take a field trip to that Narnia of restaurants, Buffalo Wild Wings aka B Dub Dub. McKayla and Buff Ranch lead us to consume drumettes, party wings and more snappy tendons than we are comfortable with. All in all, a GREAT choice! EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Look Inside this Book Club Live show opener Serious eats chicken wings B Dub Dub Menu

Duration: 00:43:40

Episode 284: Dinner Rolls

We're hot for the summer and devouring way more Dinner Rolls than the suggested serving size. We wonder what to pair with butt rolls, what the movie Cider House Rules is about and where pneumatic tubes went. Butterflake and Shutterfly out! EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Parker Rolls

Duration: 00:30:36

Episode 283: Vanilla Extract

Today we learn about all the forms Vanilla can take; paste, sugar, salt and wood pulp. We also learn about base notes and top notes, smelling as sad as you feel and the various ailments of Richard Scarry characters. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Travel Writing Class at The Pantry Debbie Downer SNL

Duration: 00:29:04

Episode 282: Arugula

Welcome to the Exceptional Food and Comedy Experience for Your Ears. Today we work through mispronunciations, automatans and duo dental emergencies to bring you our thoughts on Arugula. Or rucola. Or is it rocket? Whatever, just put it on a pizza. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

Duration: 00:29:47

Episode 281: Toffee

Grab your hammers because today we are talking Toffee. Molly encounters her first Heath bar, which (spoiler alert) does not go well. We also learn a few things about soft cracks, snaps and surfing geese. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Chill wildlife Instagram Molly's Christmas Toffee Matzo Toffee Cary's of Oregon

Duration: 00:29:45

Episode 280: Sausage

Today we get real about food, within or without you. Playing sausage roulette leads to fennel surprises, thoughts on what makes us human and our best horror movie voices. Beware the evil onion! EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com PDX show Molly's Sausage Roasted Sausages with Red Grapes

Duration: 00:31:41

Episode 279: Hot Pockets

Well, these aren't the worst things we've ever eaten. Today, we nuke some doughy, toasty "sandwiches" filled with lava, giving Molly yet another brand new life experience. Sing it with us: HOT POCKETS! EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

Duration: 00:20:05

Episode 278: Enchiladas

Bear with our vocal fry and upspeak as we discuss the king of casseroles, Enchiladas. We talk impregnating tortillas, our spin-off show "Cool Hunters" and the return of the dreaded bologna rollups. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com Book Larder Independent Bookstore Day Rick Bayless' Green Enchiladas Red Enchiladas STACKED GREEN CHILE CHICKEN ENCHILADAS Serves 4 Time: 2 hours Special equipment: 4 rimmed soup plates (you could make this as a casserole by stacking the...

Duration: 00:26:04

We're on the Splendid Table!

Molly and Matthew are on public radio's The Splendid Table this week, talking about feeding kids, raising daughters, and why it doesn't matter if your kid hates carrots. Here's a teaser. For the full show, search for Splendid Table (it's the April 21 2007 episode) on your podcast app of choice, or listen (and read the transcript!) at SplendidTable.org.

Duration: 00:01:54

Episode 277: Brown Rice

No one has ever been happier to spread their thoughts on brown rice and children's tv shows. Opposites attract as we use context clues to wax poetic about health vs. taste, Daniel Tiger vs. Peppa Pig and the jackasses who give toasts. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com

Duration: 00:24:52

Episode 276: Radicchio

Radiculous Radicchio! Beware the excessive Italian accents and the actual food knowledge that may be imparted in this episode. We wade through the bitter, the sweet and the trendy to find out about vegetables' hidden agendas and their inner lives. EXPLICIT. www.spilledmilkpodcast.com PDX Live show Molly's Roasted Radicchio Radicchio risotto Radicchio and Radish Salad with Pear and Parmesan

Duration: 00:27:57

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