It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

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It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon

Does anyone ever check in with Bowser? With Robotnik? No. And it kind of sucks to be the Ender Dragon!I didn’t choose to be the final boss. I just wanted to give baby villagers rides. Read books. Be chill.But the rest of Minecraftia? Yeah, they’re not...

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 2

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 2

It STILL Sucks to Be the Ender DragonI finally escaped The End and found a semi-peaceful life giving joyrides to baby villagers… until I saw something impossible: another dragon in the Overworld.A red dragon. And he’s not majestic or mysterious. He’s...

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 3

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 3

Can’t a dragon get a break?Just when I thought things might finally quieten down in Scorchville, something feels… off.Someone’s sneaking around the village at night and stealing vegetables. Sure, it’s not exactly an End-of-the-World emergency, but the...

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 4

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 4

When my best friend starts glitching, I know I need to find a way to save him.Isamu is pulling out apples instead of swords and spawning in all the places he shouldn’t.My only clue is to find a mysterious mermaid who might hold the answer to his...

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 5

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 5

Scorchville is being raided…Life was peaceful in the Overworld… for about three ticks.Until a band of pillagers raids Scorchville. Which is no big deal when you’re the ender dragon. Except there’s something strange about this raid. I just can’t put my...

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 6

It Sucks to be the Ender Dragon 6

Chomp and Flame are missing…I thought Scorchville’s first-ever Talent Quest would be a peaceful day to be a dragon.Of course I was wrong!A wandering trader arrives, searching for new acts for his travelling circus… and he thinks two baby dragons would...