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Crywall and Lible.io

11/22/2017
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The coal world churns out another legendary hero to save an even grimmer, darker future, but the real hero is a freakin' rat again. Thanks, Nick. Talking points: Batman's moral compass, classic film "I Am Robot", open door policies, sexist juggernaut, chappie.

Duration: 00:50:50


Coal World Episode 9: Might Club

11/12/2017
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And you thought your high school was cool? Welcome to Silicoal Valley, where your grades depend on how sweet your superpowers are. Also, no one will make you play sports. Talking points: Charles Manson, what The Breakfast Club is about, public school, Captain America, Silicon Valley, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Netflix, Jason Sudeikis, debate about art museums, toward the end we just talk about movies for ten minutes.

Duration: 00:57:03


Lil' SAL Episode 1: Blame Thor

11/6/2017
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We were too tired to make a hero after seeing a late night showing of Thor: Ragnarok. So we made 6. Watch Thor! It's good!

Duration: 00:33:00


Coal World Episode 8: Grandmummy

10/31/2017
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Everyone knows that one person who would sell their grandma to the devil just to be a little bit better at league of legends, right? Well this time is no different at all. That is exactly what happens. Talking Points: Tainted candy, skeletal horses, ants on a log, ganking, corporate greed, CFC's, fallout's currency system.

Duration: 00:59:41


Coal World Episode 7: Death Pedal

10/23/2017
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Rev up your engines I guess for a death race through the desert of Coal World -- and we talk about indestructible dogs again because who wouldn't want those? Talking points: restaurants, Honda Civic, death races, Top Gear, Jake plays himself, metal, ice cream, Ryan plays himself, indestructible dogs (again)

Duration: 00:57:19


Coal World Episode 6: Rad Jeevus & the Ref

10/9/2017
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You'd better get ready to hang ten or this hero will make you choke, and no amount of espresso can save you. We promise they're a hero tho...for sure. Blade Runner, snakes, Skyline, dog racing, stalefish, football, Dragon Wars.

Duration: 01:04:18


Coal World Ep 5: Wolverton Vs. Grandpa the Villain

10/2/2017
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This fancy hero goes up against an old friend in the only way they know how: a gruesome game of chess. Talking Points: Biological apps, rat heaven, Jack the Ripper, grocery cart demons.

Duration: 00:57:28


Coal World Episode 4: Addietude

9/26/2017
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A team of special operative animals take part in a secret government program to get incredible abilities. Their leader? The last animal you’d expect. Or, to be honest, probably the first. Seriously, what’s the first animal that comes to mind? Talking points: gummy worms, Frosted Flakes, super soldier serum, the definition of ‘sentient’, Napoleon Dynamite meets Zoids, Bizmarkie, Toys ‘R’ Us, The Room, Alex Jones

Duration: 00:55:50


Coal World Episode 3: Collide-O-Scope

9/19/2017
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A vastly powerful weapon is bestowed upon this high-rise dwelling hero, far above the dunes of wood and steel that litter their glum municipality. There's guns in this one! Talking Points: Rifles, Drag City, Airzooka, Lightning, car chase, Just Cause, exosuits.

Duration: 01:02:39


Coal World Episode 2: Sin Foil and Tony

9/11/2017
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What really happens when you put metal in the microwave? Magical, friendly demons apparently. This hero hated the transformers movies! Talking points: Infrared, Megatron, Subway, Rapport.

Duration: 00:56:09


Coal World Episode 1: Elkromancer

9/4/2017
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Welcome to the Coal World, where humans live in a world ravaged by an energy disaster. Fortunately, one hero can summon a horde of rag-dolling elks to take on poachers with extensive knowledge of 2009’s hit game, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Talking points: Superpowers, Santa Clause, One Piece, coal pollution, Chalk Zone, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, saltwater taffy, Courage The Cowardly Dog

Duration: 01:04:55


Season 1 Finale: Epi-Pen's Last Stand

8/28/2017
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The end of year one is here as we embark on a new plan for Superhero Assembly Line. Prepare yourself for Epi-Pen's final stand.

Duration: 00:51:11


Episode 51: Cigarillodogie

8/22/2017
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Everyone's favorite guy-who-was-held-in-epipen's-lungs-for-an-entire-episode finally gets the honor he deserves. A death battle with an alternate reality version of himself! Talking Points: Lin-Manuel Miranda, Stoge Vs Stogie, Ruggles

Duration: 01:40:47


Episode 50: Shamray & Billson

8/15/2017
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Scientists say sharks are not nearly as aggressive as they are often portrayed. Yeah, tell that to Shamray and his buddy Billson the stingray. Together, they've got the power to clean up any urchin that stands in their way. Talking points: Dunkirk Pikachu, Benjamin Franklin, Vince with Shamwow, sea urchins, shark blood, rat-shark, Mojo.

Duration: 00:50:21


Episode 49: SS Midnight

8/8/2017
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A Manhattan-based hero with a knack for transforming into a battleship comes face to face with the crude truth of bay-faring pirates. Yeah, we don’t really get it either. Talking points: New kittens, Shrek, battleships, probation, Rihanna, oil rigs, Dishonored, fishing boats, pirates, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia references

Duration: 00:59:04


Episode 49: SS Midnight

8/8/2017
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A Manhattan-based hero with a knack for transforming into a battleship comes face to face with the crude truth of bay-faring pirates. Yeah, we don’t really get it either. Talking points: New kittens, Shrek, battleships, probation, Rihanna, oil rigs, Dishonored, fishing boats, pirates, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia references

Duration: 00:59:03


Episode 48: ShoutKast and the Catastrofriends

7/31/2017
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This week we assemble a team the world deserves, but definitely not the one it needs. Everyone's favorite Epinephrine-based hero uses the only selection method we know to pick his team: Randomization. Talking points: Andre 3000, Dream Daddy, Billiards, Magic 8 Balls

Duration: 01:45:06


Episode 47: The Reductress

7/24/2017
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She's slick, she's stealthy, she's...got a plinth? Be it by numbers or sheer force of liberty, The Reductress must vanquish Earth's ultimate symbol of peace -- for good. Talking points: Lady Liberty, kaiju, Chappie, Space Lobster, Space Hamster, football, Pacific Rim, hand-braking, Skull.

Duration: 00:51:02


Episode 46: Devil Dribble

7/17/2017
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We're back! After a weeklong hiatus, we're bringing you the best, the brightest, the fiercest minor league NBA mascot this side of hell. And there's bugs and stuff. Talking points: San Diego Comic Con, Green Lantern starring Ryan Reynolds, minor league basketball, beetle interruption, carbon fiber, depictions of the devil in the Marvel Universe, Macklemore

Duration: 00:53:47


Episode 45: The Unfathomable Terrorsight

7/3/2017
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Cataracts? No problem. When these two complete strangers come together in the weirdest of ways, things get deep. Talking points: Lifeguarding, Independence Day, Firestorm, angler fish

Duration: 00:48:28

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