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The Golden Girls Ep168 Older Boyfriends with Hannah Heard

This week our guest is the great Hannah Heard (@hahahannah421) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was the one where Sophia finds a boyfriend in the personals but it comes with a price, his sister, and she has a very bad plan for their relationship. Also, Rose is visited by an old lover who she does not remember at all. C-plot: Blanche gets striped of all her womanly powers. We talked about houses made of trash, dropping sick old blindfolded women in the middle of town and no-incest...

Duration: 01:14:04

The Golden Girls Ep 167 The Pope's Ring with Julie Seabaugh

We had the superbly, amazing comedy writer Julie Seabaugh (@Julie Seabaugh, Rolling Stone, Variety) on the Golden Girls podcast! We had a pope-isode! We watched one where the Pope is coming to visit Miami and Sophia is hunting him down so he can help bless her dying friend Agnus. Also, Blanche points out that Miles might be cheating on Rose. C-plot: Dorothy and Blanche compete to see who can give Rose the best present. We talked about how to deal with greeting cards, gymnastic sex horse pain...

Duration: 01:08:46

The Golden Girls Ep 166 From Here to the Pharmacy with Danielle Arce

We had the superbly great Danielle Arce (@DanielleArce, Breakfast Babes, DanielleLand) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched a soldier-sode! It was the one where one of Blanche's hook-ups comes back from the fighting in the Gulf War to be with Blanche again... But Blanche doesn't remember him. Also, Sophia is writing her will and she's trying to make sure Dorothy gets nothing. We talked about full-frontal nude Harvey Keitel, grave-robbing and Danielle's super nice projector. Music by...

Duration: 00:57:12

The Golden Girls Ep 165 Room 7 with Valerie Roberts

We had Golden Girls superfan Valerie Roberts (@ValleyValAZ, Tempe Center for the Arts) on the Golden Girls podcast! Valerie won all 3 Golden Girls prizes at our last live show at the Big Pine Comedy Festival, so yes, we had to have her on. It’s a ghostisode! We watched the one where Blanche’s family plantation is being torn down and she will do everything to stop it! Also, Sophia gets a visit from her dead husband. We talked about ghosts, ghosts and more ghosts. Music by Mike Dennison...

Duration: 01:00:47

The Golden Girls Ep 164 Ro$e Love$ Mile$ with Bill Laskowski

We had male comedian Bill Laskowski (@BillLaskowski, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was an Italy-sode! It was the one where Dorothy goes on a cruise with a new lover and leaves Blanche in charge of Sophia, who decides that this is a good time to visit Italy all by herself. Also, Rose is fed up with Miles because he's become very cheap lately. We talked about harassing Rodeo Drive store employees, smelling dudes' armpits and strong-arming your way to navigating a...

Duration: 01:21:01

The Golden Girls Ep 162 & 163 The Monkey Show Pat 1 & 2 with Kerrilynn Gallagher

We had the magical Kerrilynn Gallagher (@kergal14, PHX People, Lady Killers) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a hurricanisode! From the infamous NBC's Hurricane Saturday, a one-off cross-over programming block with Empty Nest and Nurses! It's the one where a hurricane's a comin' and Sophia is the only one who seems to care, Dorothy catches her sister Gloria having sex with Stan who is still in therapy from Ep 160 and Blanche and Rose try to save a lighthouse through a fundraiser. A LOT...

Duration: 01:10:42

The Golden Girls Ep 161 Dateline: Miami with Andrew Ryan Fox

We had the lovely Andrew Ryan Fox (@KillRyanFox, Slapped Jack Black in the face, Andrew Ryan Fox Live At The Velvet Underground! album) It was a fake recap episode! We watched the one where Dorothy somehow goes on a date with a very popular bachelor and makes everyone else jealous. So the remaining three Golden Girls stay up late and go back in time: telling horrible dating stories! We talked about the tv show Slut Grandma, literally making a margarita in a sailor's mouth and pubes in your...

Duration: 01:03:57

The Golden Girls Ep 160 Mother Load with Iesha Renee

We had the awesomeness that is Iesha Renee (@IeshaRenee6, Arizona's Funniest Person with a Day Job Finalist, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND it was a tiredcast. We watched the one where Rose is writing roast jokes for a co-worker which Blanche decides she's going to date and it turns out he's a mama's boy. Also, Stan ambushes Dorothy during a therapy session and the issue being: Sophia. We talked about fart dust, monkey volcanoes and chewing your boyfriend's gum....

Duration: 01:02:53

LIVE! The Golden Girls Ep 159 Where's Charlie? with Pauline Yasuda and Jeremiah Coughlan

We had the totally fun Jeremiah Coughlan (@haha_jcough, Crom Comedy Festival, Hudson Comedy Festival) and the amazingness that is Pauline Yasuda (@PaulineYasuda, California's Funniest Female Winner, The Bill Engvall Show) on the Big Pine Comedy Festival's live Thank You For Being a Podcast! We sat at Blendz in Flagstaff and watched the one where Dorothy tries to write a letter to her dead father, Sophia pretends to be possessed by Rose's late husband's ghost and Blanche coaches a baseball...

Duration: 01:01:25

The Golden Girls Ep 158 That's For Me to Know with Jihan Sabir

We had the amazing Jihan Sabir (@JihanSabir, The Ebony Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a secretsode! It was the one where the girls find out that Blanche's house isn't up to code to have so many tenants living in her home and one Golden Girl has to eventually leave. Also, we find out that Sophia has been married before she was married to Dorothy's father. And Rose knows building codes! We talked about illegal immigrants living in your trailer, salami masturbation and sequin blouse...

Duration: 00:58:02

The Golden Girls Ep 156 The Case of the Libertine Belle with Brett Erickson

We had the wonderful Brett Erickson (@iBrettmypants, The Unbookables, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND. IT. WAS. AWESOME! It was Golden Girls meet Murder She Wrote: We watched the one where the Golden Girls attend a murder mystery night for Blanche's work and there turns out to be a real murder... And Blanche is the main suspect! Also, Sophia steals a bunch of silverware. We talked about prostitution motels, orgasming with a dildo in your butt and kinky knife...

Duration: 00:54:39

The Golden Girls Ep 155 Hey, Look Me Over with Gina Brillon and Kim Porter

We had the amazing Gina Brillon (@GinaBrillon, The Fluffy Movie, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham) and the incredible Kim Porter (@Kimboheinie, L.A. Drama Critic's Circle Award, Phoenix New Times' Big Brain Award) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche develops some old photos and discovers that Rose's ex-husband Charlie may have possibly slept with Blanche! Also, Dorothy fights getting help for her hearing despite the girls' advice. And there was a bullhorn....

Duration: 01:04:19

The Golden Girls Ep 154 Henny Penny Straight No Chaser with Mariana Desamito

We had the most amazing person in the world on the podcast, the awesome Mariana Desamito (@comedicfailure on Insta, @cobelita on Snap)! We watched the one where a kids' school play being put on at Dorothy's school is under siege because the kids in the play got the measles. So, the girls volunteer to act and sing in the Golden Girls version of Chicken Little! Hooray! Also, a love-scorned obituaries writer publishes Blanche's false obituary in the paper and Blanche is completely shocked...

Duration: 01:12:14

The Golden Girls Ep 153 Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home Part 2 with Anthony Desamito and Genevieve Rice

We had NO GUEST! It's just Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, FOX's Laughs, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, The Dana Gould Hour, Bird City Comedy Festival founder) on the GG Podcast! Huzzah! We watched the second part of what turned out to be a flashback-isode, our FAVORITE kind. It's the conclusion of the one where Sophia is arrested for setting her old retirement home on fire. Uh-oh. We talked about dogs being stuck together, the movie Loverboy and why...

Duration: 01:08:02

The Golden Girls Ep 152 Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home Part I with Molly Dean

She's back! It's Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's) on the Golden Girls podcast again... Hooray! It's a flashback-isode! We watched the one where it's revealed that Sophia was the one who set her retirement home on fire from episode one! And during this ordeal, the Golden Girls somehow reminisce about everything from being a slut to saving marine mammals. We talked about the Latins, Jew Jerry Curls and how Bea Arthur doesn't know how to write. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33)...

Duration: 01:00:42

The Golden Girls Ep 151 Love for Sale with Joe Kaye

Our guest this week is Joe Kaye (@JoeCharlesKaye, Canteen Points) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a Stan-isode. We hungover-ishly watched the one where Dorothy enters a bachelorette auction and Stan wins her! Also, Sophia's brother Angelo visits under bad circumstances. AND Dorothy and Stan inherit an apartment building. We talked about how the movie Point Break was created, Rosebud diapers and the Roseanne reboot: Ghostanne. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Duration: 01:08:35

The Golden Girls Ep 150 What a Difference a Date Makes with Jessie Balli

Our guest this week is Jessie Balli (@chatterboxaz). We watched the one where Dorothy decides to go on a date with a guy who stood her up on prom night, so of course she has ulterior motives. Also, Blanche goes on a crash diet so she can fit into her wedding dress and C-plot: Sophia tortures her with food. We talked about MySpace's flowing blessings, Gulliver's Island roleplay and fully blown Asians. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Duration: 01:08:11

The Golden Girls Ep 149 Witness with Jimmy Callaway

This week's guest is the great Jimmy Callaway (@Jimmytheworm, Lupo Danish Never Has Nightmares, Splitsider) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche tries to join "The Daughters of the South" and she discovers some shocking information during the process. Also, Miles is back from hiding in an Amish community because the Cheeseman has gotten out of prison and is out looking for him. And Sophia loses her glasses. We talked about a Golden Girls as Walking Dead characters,...

Duration: 00:57:11

The Golden Girls 148 Even Grandmas Get the Blues with Scott Luhrs

We had the superbly great Scott Luhrs (@luhrsman, Chatterbox, In Vino Veritas) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche is mistaken for the mother of her grand-daughter by a new love interest and has to continue the deception to be with him. Also, Dorothy is having trouble with her honor students because they are way too smart for her. And Sophia and Rose put on a virginity renewing festival. We talked about flirting after bombing, dogs playing babies on TV and...

Duration: 01:01:07

The Golden Girls Ep 147 Melodrama with Pallavi Gunalan

It's the supz aweome Pallavi Gunalan (@PallaviGunalan, Mom Party, Desi Comedy Fest) is our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate unnecessary vegan pizza and watched the one where Blanche begins to fall in love with a regular booty call, but does he feel the same way? Also is up for a weekend reporter position at her job and is covering... wait for it... A DOG SHOW! We talked about being Disneyland slut-shamed, Taco Bell dates and trauma trapping men. Music by Mike Dennison...

Duration: 01:01:16

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