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THE BEARDED ONES EP 235: CONSTIPUS!!!!!!!

8/20/2017
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Where we start with…THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review (thanks Chris of Nerdbliss, link below) and after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can’t wait to use it…every week…) THEN Evan brings us “Hey There…Part 3: The Fingering”. After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibals most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep,dark family secrets, we realize you only need 3 things in life, Evan gets some head in a...

Duration: 01:28:16


THE BEARDED ONES EP 234: LOOK AT THAT MUG!!!!!

8/13/2017
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Where we start with bad news…the news that everyone knows. The news that noone can handle…FARAT is no more. THEN we get into love talkin- advice from people who have given up. After that we move on to Hey There 2-The Embarassing…… AND Jason brings up the fact that apparently a whole show about singing in a car is on it’s way. Then we close strong with a new game..this time, Evan uses his impression mastery to portray famous people saying things they (hopefully) never said called Miss...

Duration: 01:20:20


THE BEARDED ONES EP 233:……SNIFF!!!!

8/6/2017
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Where we start with relief in not having to shill ourselves out for the podcast awards anymore. THEN Jason regales us with the unfortunate event of a Handyman finding a picture he drew last week and his fictional reaction births a whole new show!! THEN Evan lets us hear some clips that show Jason pulling a total Honey Badger and Evan pulling a total…well….just not being able to speak. After that, Jason premieres a new game..Opposites…where we take a show and come up with it’s Bizzarro...

Duration: 01:27:19


THE BEARDED ONES EP 232:…… THE GAME OF LIFE!!!!!

7/30/2017
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Where we remind you this is your LAST CHANCE to vote for us in The People’s Choice Podcast Awards (link below, voting ends 7/31, vote The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast in Comedy and/or People’s Choice). We shoutout Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social for the support and The Nerdbliss podcast for having Evan on, THEN we start with an intervention….. one of us just needs to stop. Hey There. After that Jason asks Evan what would be the best bachelor party and then ignores his advice, Evan...

Duration: 01:23:58


THE BEARDED ONES EP 231: DISNEY PARK BRACKETS!!!!!

7/23/2017
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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People’s Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here … PLEASE) then we talk about George Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all then porkish fixins… Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at 40. Ugh. After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn’t prepared for and Jason...

Duration: 01:46:22


THE BEARDED ONES EP 230: BEARDED CROSSOVER w/TEDDY AND THE BASSMAN!!!!

7/14/2017
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Where we have our first official Bearded Ones/Teddy and the Bassman Crossoveer!!!! We start with a discussion of dialogue and how hard it is to make the cheessiest lines dramatic, that segues into a discussion about bad lines in good movies, after that we go back to the never-ending well that is The Bean-Boozled Challenge and expose Teddy and the Bassman to the wonders of awful food (The english one probably already knows what that’s like…BURN). Then we play two patented Bearded Ones...

Duration: 01:24:47


THE BEARDED ONES EP 229: THE ONE CONSTANT!!!!!

7/8/2017
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Where we start by apologizing for last weeks rough audio with releasing this episode 2 days early!!!!! Also Jason apologizes for constantly sidetracking the beginnings of these episodes with a festive card and mispronounced word! After that, Jason discusses being offensive, Evan discusses how many letters can we add to make acceptance acceptable enough, we hear a conversation Evan had with someone while typsy, Jason asks some questions about The Last Jedi, Evan reads a series of obnoxious...

Duration: 01:54:45


THE BEARDED ONES EP 228: HAN SOLOS UNCREDITED GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

7/2/2017
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Where, after a quick apology for the uneven audio in this episode, we start with talk of how far you would go to kill competition, Evan visits the sexiest Urgent Care ever…. and a male nurse tests his gag reflex, we hear a clip of the as yet unfilmed Han Solo….well…solo film, and we talk racism!!!! Funny!!! P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will be forced by future romantic partners to embarass yourself on tape. Don’t forget the podcast awards nomination process has begun!!! Vote here!!

Duration: 01:02:04


THE BEARDED ONES EP 227: I GOT STOOD!!!!!

6/25/2017
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Where we start with a “handy” realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself…. and has the tapes to prove it. After that Evan tells the story of a man who wants love…well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love….. or just forgot about a date. THEN we talk about the big shakeup in the Han Solo movie and what would happen if a certain someone took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out… Jason gives Evan a Black Panther trailer quiz,...

Duration: 01:43:25


THE BEARDED ONES EP 226: HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!

6/18/2017
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Where we start with a reminder about the nominating session of the 2017 Podcast Awards, starting July 1st..Link Below!! Then Evan regails us with tales of Butterfly Prisonbreak, Stick Bug break-in, AND we get to see what happens if two of histories biggest figures switch places…and not that much changes….. After that, we talk about Adam West and take a quiz from Jason about the beloved actors career. Then we play Describe Yourself, where EVan has to use fictional characters...

Duration: 01:32:15


THE BEARDED ONES PODCAST EP 225: PAUL REVERE IS A DOUCHE!!!!!!!

6/11/2017
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Where we start with an outtake (sue us, it’s funny). Then we start the show proper with a shout out to The Vitamin D Podcast and some sage pod-wisdom. After that, we get into Friday the 13th…THE GAME…..or more specifically…THE BROKEN EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!! After THAT, we talk Saint’s Row 3 and how with just the right amount of sass, you too can be useless in a gun fight, then we realize that some of the saviors of our great nation really should be commended…but are also dicks. That leads to...

Duration: 01:41:02


THE BEARDED ONES EP 224: COMEDY REUNION with BRYAN BUCKLEY & JASON EVANS!!

6/5/2017
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Bryan, Jason Evans and myself talk about all the super fun past comedy projects we’ve been apart of over the years; improv teams, sketch shows, satire newspapers, comedy magazines, we’ve had fun with them all. We then we do some improv scenes where Bryan and Jason Evans randomly pick a background audio (thanks to tabletopaudio.com) & a phrase. [@42:40 min mark] And we close out with another round of “IS IT STALKING?” [@1:00:45 min mark] —-more—- Check out the CURRENT cast of...

Duration: 01:20:10


THE BEARDED ONES EP 223: PICKLES!!!!!!!

5/28/2017
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Where we start with another shout out to Screaming Soup. Jason is once again the voice of the Toxic Avenger (New ep linked below). After that, Evan brings some more old stuff he wrote that we mercilessly mock, we talk about the passing of Roger Moore and Chris Cornell and what WE would do if we auto-erotic-asphyxiated. We play another round of “Pitch That Show” where Evan randomly mixes actors and scenarios and he must “PITCH THAT SHOW!” Then we watch a loudwire video featuring a dude...

Duration: 01:53:17


THE BEARDED ONES EP 222: DARK WHACK!!!

5/21/2017
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Where we start by getting back into the hole…partner. Then Jason talks about his improv prank on Evan and Todd Jansenn, video linked below. After that we discuss Guardians 2,THEN we discuss STD…the trailer. After that we get a peak into Evans dark angsty side…by angsty, we mean well….terrible…just….just awful. THEN we close with a new game from Jason.. “what If?” where we invent scenarios for super heroes!!!! See the Laughing Stock Blindline game here P.S-Kids,if you listen, your dad...

Duration: 01:37:44


THE BEARDED ONES EP 221: THE GO-GETTER!!!!!!

5/14/2017
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Where we start with a scary story from Jason…. well, less scary, more a-guy-needed-help-and-he-pussed-out… then we talk the 24 hr play festival, we taste test a hot butterfinger, we get all CSI on some vomit, Jason brings a new game where we pick characters that most represent us and Evan brings a passage from maybe the best book ever and we critique it. P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will nonchalantly tell you your girlfriend is dead.

Duration: 01:29:18


THE BEARDED ONES EP 220: WILLIAM MC-IN-FREE!!!!!!!!

5/7/2017
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Where we start with yet another food taste test..this time..its just messed up candy. THEN we invent the newest Monopoly; more representative of the lower middle class… after that, Evan looks inward and reveals a few more moments where he feels he could have been less….A-holey…. THEN we go through what all of our great countries Presidents names would be if they were pornstars. Evan then tells a story revolving around some nuts, God and an old lady and Jason brings a new game to the show,...

Duration: 01:34:21


THE BEARDED ONES EP 219: HERE COME THE BASEMENT…THE CONCLUSION!!!!!

4/30/2017
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Where we start with Jasons latest appearance in the Youtube series Screaming Soup!! Then we gift them some fantastic audio. After that, we play a game of Squad!! Then we ask why everyones doing the Top Ten Band lists on Facebook, Evan makes an ass of himself with some mechanics… THEN we conclude Jasons amazing serialized story Here Come The Basement: Don’t Look Back!!!!! After that we play a round of President or Pornstar AND we close with Cupids Corner!!! See Jasons latest episode...

Duration: 01:32:00


THE BEARDED ONES EP 218: TRAILER ROGER!!!!!

4/23/2017
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Where we start with talk of that sweet Last Jedi Trailer, which leads to a quiz about said trailer, then Jason sees the infamous Pepsi commercial for the first time and we wonder what would have happened had Pepsi been around during WWII… or Galactic War V…. then we get into Part 3 of Jasons serialized story, watch a video where a dove really does cry…well at least his kids will once they’re told…..and we close with the realization that no amount of hard work we put into this thing week...

Duration: 01:31:08


THE BEARDED ONES EP 217: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE!!!!!!

4/16/2017
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Where we start with fond memories of Don Rickles and Charlie Murphy, then we get back into Lulu for a little bit( since Jason actually listened to it) and we even play a game based on it! From there we move on to Batman being less bat and more….therapist…. Jason brings us part two of his serialized non-sensical story and Evan brings an article from Cracked about the most horrifying episodes of 80s tv sitcoms! P.S-Kids, if you listen, well just pick one of the very special...

Duration: 01:37:50


THE BEARDED ONES EP 216: MY BEST FRIEND FRANK!!!!!!!

4/9/2017
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Where we start with a review of Lulu…. well kinda…cause one of us didn’t listen to the whole thing….. then Jason brings yet another story featuring yet another creepy old man. After that, we watch the one thing that CAN foil James Bond…a pissed off feline. Then we talk dreams (it’s more entertaining then it sounds) and we go through real messages people have gotten from people they met on dating sites, and then we close with a round of Recast It, the game where we cast movies with...

Duration: 01:41:05

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