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BEARDED ONES EP 242: BETTER CALL BLOB-LOCK!!!

10/14/2017
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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!! We open with Jason’s new HORROR SOUND FX! They’re scary, but in a very different way. Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, “The Final Girls” which leads to, “What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into. We talk about how Stephen King’s can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King’s…”TOAST!”. We continue with another round of “EV-BAN LEGENDS!!” (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris) Evan brings a...

Duration: 01:27:12


THE BEARDED ONES EP 241: HALLOWEEN CANDY TASTES w/CATHERINE MARY FURLONG!!!!!

10/7/2017
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Where we continue with Halloween month by first off, coming to terms with the SKEERY realization that we didn’t win a podcast award…again…but guest Catherine Mary Furlong all the way from jolly ole England helps our suffering by doing a little suffering of her own.. mainly by trying traditional American Halloween candies….mmwwwaaa. After that, Catherine tells us her own real terriifying story about when she thought her number was up and only a boy could save her… THEN we talk gory movies,...

Duration: 01:40:49


THE BEARDED ONES EP 240: EV-BAN LEGENDS!!!!!!!

10/1/2017
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Where we start the first week of Halloween Month 2017 with a bang… MWWAAA HAAA HAAA…. we play a new Valentine Wolfe song!!!! THEN we talk about last weeks episode and Evan re-lives the horror of being around people that actually love each other…. then Jason brings some Urban Legends…. totally authentic…real ones…. Evan lets us listen to Carissas sexy outtakes entry, Jason submits Evan to a new Horror Movie Quiz and Evan submits Jason to…those same impressions he submits him to all the...

Duration: 01:31:59


THE BEARDED ONES EP 239: THE SOUNDS OF HAWAII!!

9/25/2017
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Where Jason and Evan continue with the 2nd half of their Hawaii talk from last episode. Jason has brought audio clips from the different adventures in Hawaii that he plays for Evan. Some sound creepy, some are of animals, some are of creepy animals. Then, after the break, we invite Jason’s girlfriend Miley in to do her own taste test of Hawaiian candy and then to tell more stories from the trip! Yes, she brought her own beard to fit in:) Jason and Miley play another round of IS IT...

Duration: 01:19:50


THE BEARDED ONES EP 238: THEY’RE CALLED…FORRESTS!!!!! (plus bonus outtakes)

9/17/2017
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Where we start with Part 1 of Jasons tales of Hawaii!!!! Then he brings in some authentic Hawaiian food….. why Hawaii…why…… After that, Evan gives us his own Part 2, namely what happened in the weird Pulp Fictionesque follow up with the girl who stood him up. THEN Evan brings some more childhood writings and other items and we close with a video showing either a guy realizing he just got caught for murder or the best actor in a generation…or both….. P.S.-Kids…if you listen….. we will open...

Duration: 01:29:26


THE BEST OF THE BEARDED ONES pt. 5!!!!

9/9/2017
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Where with Jason in sunny Hawaii, and with voting going on for the Podcast Awards, we decide to give you another Best OF! Our favorite moments from the last few months! Enjoy!!!! 1.My Yearbook (from Ep 207-Memoirs of a Loser) 2.Jasons Triple Story (Fr ep 201-All For Love) 3. Tom Brokaw Trailers (Fr Ep 195-Tom Brokaw:Trailer Guy) 4. Fill The Slot Game (fr ep 186-Dwarf Trek) 5. Doc Brown Schtups Your Mother (fr ep 193- Doc Brown Shtups Your Mother) 6. Ninja Murder Starring Jerry...

Duration: 01:15:42


THE BEARDED ONES EP 237: FARM FUNNIN!!!!!!

9/3/2017
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Where we start with some fantasy talk… of the football variety…rowr….then we get into Jasons unintended racism, and his unintended Elvis movie viewing! Jason brings a game to the show where we guess if it’s a real or fake Elvis movie synopsis!! After that, Evan wonders if times are hard on college professwhores. THEN Evan brings some articles from a 1939 Life magazine and we see how times have changed and Then we close out with another round of “Would You F*ck It” !!!! P.S.-Kids…consider...

Duration: 01:22:11


THE BEARDED ONES EP 236: WELCOME TO THE BUMPER WELL!!!!!!

8/26/2017
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Where we start with discussions of the 2017 eclipse and how it creates delusions of granduer, THEN we get into a new game featuring friend of the show and Timberwolf author Tom Julian where Evan pits his Obi Wan Impression against Toms!! THEN we play Spanish Quiz, where Jason asks Evan simple geek questions…IN SPANISH!!! After that Evan brings us ANOTHER new game, this time what amusement park ride would be created based on disturbing movies!!! And finally we close with Cupids...

Duration: 01:33:51


THE BEARDED ONES EP 235: CONSTIPUS!!!!!!!

8/19/2017
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Where we start with…THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review (thanks Chris of Nerdbliss, link below) and after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can’t wait to use it…every week…) THEN Evan brings us “Hey There…Part 3: The Fingering”. After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibals most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep,dark family secrets, we realize you only need 3 things in life, Evan gets some head in a...

Duration: 01:28:16


THE BEARDED ONES EP 234: LOOK AT THAT MUG!!!!!

8/12/2017
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Where we start with bad news…the news that everyone knows. The news that noone can handle…FARAT is no more. THEN we get into love talkin- advice from people who have given up. After that we move on to Hey There 2-The Embarassing…… AND Jason brings up the fact that apparently a whole show about singing in a car is on it’s way. Then we close strong with a new game..this time, Evan uses his impression mastery to portray famous people saying things they (hopefully) never said called Miss...

Duration: 01:20:20


THE BEARDED ONES EP 233:……SNIFF!!!!

8/5/2017
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Where we start with relief in not having to shill ourselves out for the podcast awards anymore. THEN Jason regales us with the unfortunate event of a Handyman finding a picture he drew last week and his fictional reaction births a whole new show!! THEN Evan lets us hear some clips that show Jason pulling a total Honey Badger and Evan pulling a total…well….just not being able to speak. After that, Jason premieres a new game..Opposites…where we take a show and come up with it’s Bizzarro...

Duration: 01:27:19


THE BEARDED ONES EP 232:…… THE GAME OF LIFE!!!!!

7/29/2017
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Where we remind you this is your LAST CHANCE to vote for us in The People’s Choice Podcast Awards (link below, voting ends 7/31, vote The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast in Comedy and/or People’s Choice). We shoutout Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social for the support and The Nerdbliss podcast for having Evan on, THEN we start with an intervention….. one of us just needs to stop. Hey There. After that Jason asks Evan what would be the best bachelor party and then ignores his advice, Evan...

Duration: 01:23:58


THE BEARDED ONES EP 231: DISNEY PARK BRACKETS!!!!!

7/22/2017
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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People’s Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here … PLEASE) then we talk about George Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all then porkish fixins… Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at 40. Ugh. After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn’t prepared for and Jason...

Duration: 01:46:22


THE BEARDED ONES EP 230: BEARDED CROSSOVER w/TEDDY AND THE BASSMAN!!!!

7/13/2017
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Where we have our first official Bearded Ones/Teddy and the Bassman Crossoveer!!!! We start with a discussion of dialogue and how hard it is to make the cheessiest lines dramatic, that segues into a discussion about bad lines in good movies, after that we go back to the never-ending well that is The Bean-Boozled Challenge and expose Teddy and the Bassman to the wonders of awful food (The english one probably already knows what that’s like…BURN). Then we play two patented Bearded Ones...

Duration: 01:24:47


THE BEARDED ONES EP 229: THE ONE CONSTANT!!!!!

7/7/2017
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Where we start by apologizing for last weeks rough audio with releasing this episode 2 days early!!!!! Also Jason apologizes for constantly sidetracking the beginnings of these episodes with a festive card and mispronounced word! After that, Jason discusses being offensive, Evan discusses how many letters can we add to make acceptance acceptable enough, we hear a conversation Evan had with someone while typsy, Jason asks some questions about The Last Jedi, Evan reads a series of obnoxious...

Duration: 01:54:45


THE BEARDED ONES EP 228: HAN SOLOS UNCREDITED GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

7/1/2017
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Where, after a quick apology for the uneven audio in this episode, we start with talk of how far you would go to kill competition, Evan visits the sexiest Urgent Care ever…. and a male nurse tests his gag reflex, we hear a clip of the as yet unfilmed Han Solo….well…solo film, and we talk racism!!!! Funny!!! P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will be forced by future romantic partners to embarass yourself on tape. Don’t forget the podcast awards nomination process has begun!!! Vote here!!

Duration: 01:02:04


THE BEARDED ONES EP 227: I GOT STOOD!!!!!

6/25/2017
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Where we start with a “handy” realization of who Underwood REALLY is, then Evan reveals something about himself…. and has the tapes to prove it. After that Evan tells the story of a man who wants love…well, maybe just a date, and a woman who has no time for love….. or just forgot about a date. THEN we talk about the big shakeup in the Han Solo movie and what would happen if a certain someone took the reigns, we discover Jason can Rage out… Jason gives Evan a Black Panther trailer quiz,...

Duration: 01:43:25


THE BEARDED ONES EP 226: HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!

6/18/2017
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Where we start with a reminder about the nominating session of the 2017 Podcast Awards, starting July 1st..Link Below!! Then Evan regails us with tales of Butterfly Prisonbreak, Stick Bug break-in, AND we get to see what happens if two of histories biggest figures switch places…and not that much changes….. After that, we talk about Adam West and take a quiz from Jason about the beloved actors career. Then we play Describe Yourself, where EVan has to use fictional characters...

Duration: 01:32:15


THE BEARDED ONES PODCAST EP 225: PAUL REVERE IS A DOUCHE!!!!!!!

6/11/2017
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Where we start with an outtake (sue us, it’s funny). Then we start the show proper with a shout out to The Vitamin D Podcast and some sage pod-wisdom. After that, we get into Friday the 13th…THE GAME…..or more specifically…THE BROKEN EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!! After THAT, we talk Saint’s Row 3 and how with just the right amount of sass, you too can be useless in a gun fight, then we realize that some of the saviors of our great nation really should be commended…but are also dicks. That leads to...

Duration: 01:41:02


THE BEARDED ONES EP 224: COMEDY REUNION with BRYAN BUCKLEY & JASON EVANS!!

6/5/2017
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Bryan, Jason Evans and myself talk about all the super fun past comedy projects we’ve been apart of over the years; improv teams, sketch shows, satire newspapers, comedy magazines, we’ve had fun with them all. We then we do some improv scenes where Bryan and Jason Evans randomly pick a background audio (thanks to tabletopaudio.com) & a phrase. [@42:40 min mark] And we close out with another round of “IS IT STALKING?” [@1:00:45 min mark] —-more—- Check out the CURRENT cast of...

Duration: 01:20:10

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