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THE BEARDED ONES EP 250: LOU SKYWALKER!!!!!!

12/10/2017
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Where we start with tales of pathetic attempts to “win her over….in spite of you” which brings us to a list of what Jason loves about our first 250 episodes! After that, Jason gives Evan an Avengers quiz based on the new trailer for Infinity War!!! THEN Evan regales us with tales of how even his dreams don’t allow him to be cool…. then we talk about what Tarantinos Star Trek might look like. Then Evan brings some audiobook outtakes and Jason brings some Thundercats outtakes!!!! Then we...

Duration: 01:28:13


THE BEARDED ONES 249: SAILOR BILL!!!!!

12/2/2017
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Where Evan returns with a co-host comparison… and realizes he probably shouldn’t have. THEN we create a new character… Christopher Falcon!!!! In the process of that, we discover Batman had a roomie. After that, Evan gives his impression of hardcore method acting, namely the doc Jim and Andy…. and what a douche a certain mega star was at the time. After that, we wish death upon a flat earther… and we play another round of…. Would You Fuck It!!!! P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Jim Carrey will...

Duration: 01:42:23


THE BEARDED ONES EP 248: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

11/27/2017
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With Evan off this week, I, once again invite my girlfriend Miley to have fun this week! We start by looking at weird Thanksgiving foods from DELISH.COM. Then I have Miley play the “Describe Yourself” Game, where she must find herself in 3 randomly selected annoying/awful fictional characters. Her Round 1 was, SCAR, DARTH VADER, & KIMMY GIBBLER. Next, Miley brought a game called, “What Would Evan Say?” She presents scenerios and I must predict what Evan might say. Then we play another...

Duration: 01:07:51


THE BEARDED ONES EP 247: HOT CROSS BUMS!!!!!

11/18/2017
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Where we start with a new character, or should we say a newr character…Barry Medea!! Then we revisit last weeks Bum Luck TV series and go through some episode synopsises. After that we predict, through the assistance of a game that has nothing in common with another fill in the blank word game, who the next celebrities accused of assault are. After that, we ruminate on some more awful Stranger Things powers, THEN we bring back a fave segment…Cupids Corner!! AND we close with some songs...

Duration: 01:34:38


THE BEARDED ONES EP 246: SCHNIKET SCHNIKET!!!!!

11/11/2017
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Where we start with the dreaded… PIZZA CHALLENGE!!! We each put awful ingredients chosen at random on pizzas and bake them. It’s awful. THEN, we talk Stranger Things 2!!! (Spoilers start 13:06 and run through 26:12) and then we EAT THE PIZZAS….. seriously…it’s awful…. THEN Jason plays another round of Stranger Things Predictions with Evan and Evan has a cold realization about an old encounter with a new douchebag. After that we play another round of WHAT IF?, where we propose new What If...

Duration: 01:24:10


THE BEARDED ONES EP 245: BUM LUCK!!!!!!

11/4/2017
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Where we start w/ a Hallmark movie unlike anything you’ve ever seen! THEN Evan talks about the review he compulsively found on his audiobook Nightfall and how his average-ness continues to blow him away…. just not very strongly…. more like a weak desk fan….. but it’s blowing at least!!! After that, we have an odd run where we both have plenty to say about CVS and too cool for school cashiers which brings us to the realization that the only people with true power are pharmacists. THEN we...

Duration: 01:37:01


THE BEARDED ONES EP 244: CAPTAIN DEEZ!!!!!!!!!

10/30/2017
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Where we lament the loss of what would have been an AMAZING episode…. Damn you Nancy….. DAMN YOU!!!!! Then we wonder what happensd when one plant has to watch another die…. horribly…slowly….Halloweeny…… heh heh…weeny…. THEN we play a game where we Pitch That Horror Movie and realize there’s nothing scarier than starting a business when you can only work at night. After that we play a new game where we attempt to normalize what sadistic killers say, Jason runs down a small list of...

Duration: 01:31:51


THE BEARDED ONES EP 243: ATTACK OF THE BEARD!!!!!!!

10/22/2017
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Where we start with the realization that even a spooky laugh gets lonely….. THEN we talk about seeing IT…. What?…. exactly. After that we delve into The Evil Dead remake AND A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 (underrated) and 6 (nope…. as bad as you remember), and that leads to a new game Freddy, Fake or Fear!!!! After THAT, Evan shows Jason some real world scary sh*t, and we close with another new game…. Horror or American Gladiator!!!! P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you gonna get Flakka’d. See...

Duration: 01:27:08


BEARDED ONES EP 242: BETTER CALL BLOB-LOCK!!!

10/14/2017
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Happy Week 3 of our HALLOWEEN MONTH!! We open with Jason’s new HORROR SOUND FX! They’re scary, but in a very different way. Then Evan talks about a few Horror movie he saw, “The Final Girls” which leads to, “What Horror Movie would you NOT want to get sucked into. We talk about how Stephen King’s can make anything scary, so we give you Stephen King’s…”TOAST!”. We continue with another round of “EV-BAN LEGENDS!!” (aka Urban Legends that all feature a one Mr. Evan Harris) Evan brings a...

Duration: 01:27:12


THE BEARDED ONES EP 241: HALLOWEEN CANDY TASTES w/CATHERINE MARY FURLONG!!!!!

10/7/2017
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Where we continue with Halloween month by first off, coming to terms with the SKEERY realization that we didn’t win a podcast award…again…but guest Catherine Mary Furlong all the way from jolly ole England helps our suffering by doing a little suffering of her own.. mainly by trying traditional American Halloween candies….mmwwwaaa. After that, Catherine tells us her own real terriifying story about when she thought her number was up and only a boy could save her… THEN we talk gory movies,...

Duration: 01:40:49


THE BEARDED ONES EP 240: EV-BAN LEGENDS!!!!!!!

10/1/2017
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Where we start the first week of Halloween Month 2017 with a bang… MWWAAA HAAA HAAA…. we play a new Valentine Wolfe song!!!! THEN we talk about last weeks episode and Evan re-lives the horror of being around people that actually love each other…. then Jason brings some Urban Legends…. totally authentic…real ones…. Evan lets us listen to Carissas sexy outtakes entry, Jason submits Evan to a new Horror Movie Quiz and Evan submits Jason to…those same impressions he submits him to all the...

Duration: 01:31:59


THE BEARDED ONES EP 239: THE SOUNDS OF HAWAII!!

9/25/2017
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Where Jason and Evan continue with the 2nd half of their Hawaii talk from last episode. Jason has brought audio clips from the different adventures in Hawaii that he plays for Evan. Some sound creepy, some are of animals, some are of creepy animals. Then, after the break, we invite Jason’s girlfriend Miley in to do her own taste test of Hawaiian candy and then to tell more stories from the trip! Yes, she brought her own beard to fit in:) Jason and Miley play another round of IS IT...

Duration: 01:19:50


THE BEARDED ONES EP 238: THEY’RE CALLED…FORRESTS!!!!! (plus bonus outtakes)

9/17/2017
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Where we start with Part 1 of Jasons tales of Hawaii!!!! Then he brings in some authentic Hawaiian food….. why Hawaii…why…… After that, Evan gives us his own Part 2, namely what happened in the weird Pulp Fictionesque follow up with the girl who stood him up. THEN Evan brings some more childhood writings and other items and we close with a video showing either a guy realizing he just got caught for murder or the best actor in a generation…or both….. P.S.-Kids…if you listen….. we will open...

Duration: 01:29:26


THE BEST OF THE BEARDED ONES pt. 5!!!!

9/9/2017
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Where with Jason in sunny Hawaii, and with voting going on for the Podcast Awards, we decide to give you another Best OF! Our favorite moments from the last few months! Enjoy!!!! 1.My Yearbook (from Ep 207-Memoirs of a Loser) 2.Jasons Triple Story (Fr ep 201-All For Love) 3. Tom Brokaw Trailers (Fr Ep 195-Tom Brokaw:Trailer Guy) 4. Fill The Slot Game (fr ep 186-Dwarf Trek) 5. Doc Brown Schtups Your Mother (fr ep 193- Doc Brown Shtups Your Mother) 6. Ninja Murder Starring Jerry...

Duration: 01:15:42


THE BEARDED ONES EP 237: FARM FUNNIN!!!!!!

9/3/2017
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Where we start with some fantasy talk… of the football variety…rowr….then we get into Jasons unintended racism, and his unintended Elvis movie viewing! Jason brings a game to the show where we guess if it’s a real or fake Elvis movie synopsis!! After that, Evan wonders if times are hard on college professwhores. THEN Evan brings some articles from a 1939 Life magazine and we see how times have changed and Then we close out with another round of “Would You F*ck It” !!!! P.S.-Kids…consider...

Duration: 01:22:11


THE BEARDED ONES EP 236: WELCOME TO THE BUMPER WELL!!!!!!

8/26/2017
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Where we start with discussions of the 2017 eclipse and how it creates delusions of granduer, THEN we get into a new game featuring friend of the show and Timberwolf author Tom Julian where Evan pits his Obi Wan Impression against Toms!! THEN we play Spanish Quiz, where Jason asks Evan simple geek questions…IN SPANISH!!! After that Evan brings us ANOTHER new game, this time what amusement park ride would be created based on disturbing movies!!! And finally we close with Cupids...

Duration: 01:33:51


THE BEARDED ONES EP 235: CONSTIPUS!!!!!!!

8/19/2017
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Where we start with…THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review (thanks Chris of Nerdbliss, link below) and after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can’t wait to use it…every week…) THEN Evan brings us “Hey There…Part 3: The Fingering”. After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibals most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep,dark family secrets, we realize you only need 3 things in life, Evan gets some head in a...

Duration: 01:28:16


THE BEARDED ONES EP 234: LOOK AT THAT MUG!!!!!

8/12/2017
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Where we start with bad news…the news that everyone knows. The news that noone can handle…FARAT is no more. THEN we get into love talkin- advice from people who have given up. After that we move on to Hey There 2-The Embarassing…… AND Jason brings up the fact that apparently a whole show about singing in a car is on it’s way. Then we close strong with a new game..this time, Evan uses his impression mastery to portray famous people saying things they (hopefully) never said called Miss...

Duration: 01:20:20


THE BEARDED ONES EP 233:……SNIFF!!!!

8/5/2017
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Where we start with relief in not having to shill ourselves out for the podcast awards anymore. THEN Jason regales us with the unfortunate event of a Handyman finding a picture he drew last week and his fictional reaction births a whole new show!! THEN Evan lets us hear some clips that show Jason pulling a total Honey Badger and Evan pulling a total…well….just not being able to speak. After that, Jason premieres a new game..Opposites…where we take a show and come up with it’s Bizzarro...

Duration: 01:27:19


THE BEARDED ONES EP 232:…… THE GAME OF LIFE!!!!!

7/29/2017
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Where we remind you this is your LAST CHANCE to vote for us in The People’s Choice Podcast Awards (link below, voting ends 7/31, vote The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast in Comedy and/or People’s Choice). We shoutout Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social for the support and The Nerdbliss podcast for having Evan on, THEN we start with an intervention….. one of us just needs to stop. Hey There. After that Jason asks Evan what would be the best bachelor party and then ignores his advice, Evan...

Duration: 01:23:58

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