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A fast paced, pop culture, news, politics, and comedy podcast designed to light-heartedly poke fun at the world we live in

A fast paced, pop culture, news, politics, and comedy podcast designed to light-heartedly poke fun at the world we live in
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United States

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A fast paced, pop culture, news, politics, and comedy podcast designed to light-heartedly poke fun at the world we live in

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@blindeyepod

Language:

English


Episodes

Episode 33...We're Real Sorry!

11/21/2017
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In this episode, Big D and Little R see the error of their ways and decide to change the format of the show to include only non-offensive, heart warming and uplifting stories. They also play The Bro-ron's Dad Joke Competition, and give out The Good Citizen's Award! So sit back, relax, have a hot cocoa and don't worry about being offended...awwwwe 0:00 - Lovely Intro 1:00 - Uplifting Personal Stories 6:26 - Heart Warming Stories 16:19 - Bro-ron's Dad Jokes 23:59 - DAYD Promo 24:39 - PCEU...

Duration: 00:39:32


Episode 32...Citizen On Patrol

11/7/2017
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In this episode, Big D has an encounter with Vigilante Man,and Little R meets a Ninja Turtle. Plus Vampires, Big Box Lovers,PETA's Fetch, and Math Is Racist! Also, Paris Hilton is an idiot, and a judge in Quebec gets our Cretin Award. SO sit back, crack open a cold one, and get ready to laugh!

Duration: 00:49:35


Episode 31...The Weinstein And Newton Show!

10/23/2017
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Dick Wrenches, Cheesy Fingers, Candy Bar Jokes, and Do What You're told! Also, Big D gets mad at Facebook, and Little R gets racially profiled. We also do Cam Newton's top 10 jokes, and give Harvey Weinstein our Cretin Award! 0:00 - Intro 1:47 - Personal Stories 22:44 - Stupid Stories 36:10 - Cam Newton's Top 10 Favorite Jokes 41:04 - Smarmy's Lift'O'Rama 42:44 - Mike Jolitz Promo 43:00 - Hashtag Blackout Promo 43:29 - After Movie Diner Promo 44:10 - Youtube in the 1700's 47:08 - Cretin Award

Duration: 01:07:33


Episode 30...Penis Kicks And Big Heads

10/8/2017
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Big D's son takes karate, Little R's wife is obsessed with little people, and the guys have a show down with Stephen Hawking! Also, Stupid Stories, It Came From The Internet,and an all new Cretin Award! Sit back, crack open a cold one, and get ready to laugh! 0:00 - Intro 1:24 - Personal Stories 16:09 - Stupid Stories 30:07 - It Came From The Internet 35:10 - Mike Jolitz Promo 35:25 - Hashtag Blackout Promo 35:55 - After Movie Diner Promo 36:37 - Cretin Award

Duration: 01:00:36


Episode 29...FairyTales and Soap Boxes

9/25/2017
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In this episode, Big D writes a fairytale, and Little R finds a real life Fairytale, A guy marries his computer, Hobby Lobby is racist, and Big D gets on his soap box. Also, we get commentary from Cletus Toothgap, and a Cretin Award! 0:00 - Intro 1:24 - Personal Stories 15:19 - Stupid Stories 32:46 - Mike Jolitz Promo 33:04 - Hashtag Blackout Promo 33:31 Cletus Toothgap 36:51 - Cretin Award

Duration: 00:50:25


Episode 28...Hairy Ears!

8/30/2017
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Hairy ears, Sleepy Lucas, Nut Sack Injections, and John From Brand X feels bad! Plus A.S.Shole is back to interview Mike Jolitz. Sit back, hang on, and get ready to laugh! 0:00 - Intro 1:24 - Personal Stories 8:43 - John from Brand X feels bad 11:21 - Rob & Slim's New Intern Sleepy Lucas 24:38 - Stupid Stories 44:34 - It Came From The Internet 53:04 - Mike Jolitz Promo 53:22 - Hashtag Blackout Promo 53:50 - A.S.Shole 59:20 - Cretin Award It Came From The Internet Video...

Duration: 01:17:13


Episode 27...The Education Hour?

8/21/2017
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In this episode, Big D and Little R decide they should help educate the masses by discussing the world's deadliest frogs. The guys try and cram an hour's worth of information into just 30 minutes for your convenience. Unfortunately the show keeps being interrupted by Trump press conferences...Sit back, learn, and laugh in this very special educational episode! 0:00 - Intro and theme 1:35 - Class begins 32:16 - Hush Your Face Promo 33:06 - Mike Jolitz Show Promo 33:24 - Hashtag Blackout Promo

Duration: 00:54:02


Episode 26...Big D's Desert Adventure!

8/8/2017
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In this episode, Big D and Little R discuss bad service, Satan loves anal sex, and one of the grossest inmates ever! Big D also talks about his vacation to Arizona, and the guys add a new segment called Contrived Podcast Theatre. Sit back, relax, and laugh yourself silly! 0:00 - Intro 2:52 - Personal Stories 17:45 - Stupid Stories 32:26 - Audible.com Promo 34:10 - Contrived Podcast Theatre 41:37 - Hush Your Face Promo 42:23 - Mike Jolitz Promo 42:40 - Hashtag Blackout Promo 43:09 - Cretin...

Duration: 00:57:20


Episode 25...Two Johns and A Fish Story

7/24/2017
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In This episode, Big D and Little R are joined by their life long friend,Big John, as well as medium size John from the Now In Technicolor Podcast. The guys tell stories from their youth, tackle stupid news stories, and introduce a new segment we call. Dumb Moments In Youtube History. They also announce the winner of last year's Cretin Of The Year Award, and discuss the first nominee of this year. Sit back, crack open a cold brew, and get ready to laugh out loud! We would also like to...

Duration: 01:07:36


Episode 24...Bro-ron's Anniversary Special

6/30/2017
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Its the Bro-ron's 1 year anniversary, and the guys celebrate the only way Big D & Little R know how, by being idiots! The guys listen to listener voicemails, answer listener questions, and learn the true meaning of "Brotherly Love" So, sit back and relax, crack open a cold one, and get ready to celebrate the Bro-ron's 1 year anniversary! Intro - 0:00 Personal Stories - 1:23 Listener Voicemails - 6:56 Listener Questions - 19:11 Helen Hands - 60:43 Cretin Award - 61:40

Duration: 01:15:05


Episode 23...The Mike Bro-litz Show!

6/19/2017
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In this episode, Big D and Little R are joined by the awesome Mike Jolitz, of the Mike Jolitz Show. They talk about horse lovin, huge racists, and a herculean segment of Cerebral Celebrities. Sit back, crack open a cold brew, and get ready to laugh yourself stupid! Intro - 0:00 Personal Stories - 1:23 Stupid Stories - 9:28 Cerebral Celebrities - 29:42 Mike Jolitz Promo - 32:33 Hashtag Blackout Promo - 32:51 JB's Half Ass Jobs - 33:19 Cretin Award - 37:38

Duration: 00:57:11


Episode 23...You Can't Talk About That!

6/5/2017
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In this episode, Big D & Little R discuss the 2 taboo subjects in polite conversation, Religion and Politics. God says to throw bricks, a crocodile miracle, and stupid political quotes. Sit back, pop open a cold brew, and get ready to laugh! 0:00 - Intro 1:23 - Personal Stories 12:43 - Phone Call From Eda 15:15 - Stupid Stories 30:56 - Preposterous Political Quotes 38:39 - Mike Jolitz Promo 38:58 - HtagBlackout Promo 39:25 - U.K.N.O.B. 42:22 - Cretin Award

Duration: 01:02:11


Episode 21...The Best of The Dumbest

5/22/2017
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Little R is roughing it in the bush, so Big D has put together a Best of The Dumbest episode. The Guys go to the doctor, Karl calls in, we read the Stupid Stories, and Nick Woodruff gets interviewed by the one and only A.S.Shole. Sit back and enjoy the Best of The Dumbest. 0:00 - Intro 1:23 - Little R's Roughing It 3:17 - Doctor Stories 10:18 - Karl Calls 13:36 - Stupid Stories 29:44 - A.S.Shole 33:06 - Crazy Dave's & J.B's 39:14 - HTagBlackout Promo 39:49 - Mike Jolitz Promo 40:07 -...

Duration: 00:54:32


Episode 20...Emergency!

5/9/2017
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In this episode, Big D and Little R discuss stupid emergencies. A woman needs her Ice cream,A guy calls for a police dog to find his stolen heroin, and Little R becomes "King of The Wows!" Then the guys listen to dumb 911 calls and hand out a Cretin Award. Sit back, hang on, and laugh yourself silly. 0:00 - Intro 1:23 - Personal Stories 9:41 - Phone Call 12:01 - Stupid Stories 21:45 - Nitwit 911 41:05 - Mike Jolitz Promo 41:22 - Anal Lock 42:45 - Cretin Award

Duration: 00:50:35


Episode 19...Slow Your Roll

4/24/2017
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In this episode, Big D and Little R pay tribute to the one and only Don Rickles,a guy runs at breakneck speed,the G-man tells a joke, and we have a contest to win free Bro-rons swag. Plus we have hilarious outtakes. Sit back, crack open a cold one, and get ready to laugh yourself stupid. 0:00 - Theme Song 1:23 - Intro and tribute to Don Rickles 13:35 - Stupid Stories 35:08 - Cerebral Celebrities 40:36 - The G-man tells a joke 45:28 - Cretin Award 51:55 - Outtakes 55:37 - Boondoggle Podcast...

Duration: 01:00:57


Episode 18...You Asked For It!

4/10/2017
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In this episode, Big D and Little R discuss Dumb Smugglers and Stupid Song Lyrics based on the requests of our listeners. The guys receive a phone call, Big D goes to far with a tag line, and they announce the first ever Bro-rons contest for listeners. Sit back, crack open a brew, and prepare to laugh 0:00 - Intro 1:24 - Personal Stories 12:00 - Karl Calls 15:08 - Dumb Smugglers 31:57 - Stupid Song Lyrics 44:10 - Mac and Cheese Promo 45:08 - Cretin Awards 47:54 - Contest Announcement

Duration: 00:48:49


Episode 17...Big D's Story Time

3/27/2017
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Little R's wife gets excited over a toilet, Big D is a bully, and the Hamburgler is finally arrested. We also air a new segment called The G-man tells a joke, Trump announces a new Poet Laureate, and we give out one of the funniest Cretin Awards to date. Sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh. 0:00 - Intro 1:24 - Personal Stories 16:05 - Stupid Stories 33:42 - The Mac & Cheese Show Promo 34:24 - The G-Man Tells A Joke 38:19 - Trumpf Press Conference 41:38 - Cretin Award 47:33 - The...

Duration: 00:49:46


Episode 16...Conspiracies!

3/13/2017
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Richard Gere, Aliens, and Bigfoot Oh My! In this episode, Big D and Little R chat with John (Now In Technicolor and Descent Into Nerd) about the world's dumbest conspiracies,as well as making up a few of their own. Sit back, crack open a cold one, and prepare to laugh at the Bro-rons Conspiracy Special! 0:00 - Theme 1:23 - Personal Stories 8:46 - Stupid Conspiracies 27:53 - Bro-rons Conspiracies 38:57 - Steve The Turd 41:56 - Cretin Award 49:00 - Go Watch a Move Pod Promo 49:25 - Ultra...

Duration: 00:50:54


Episode 15...Boondoggled

2/27/2017
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In this episode, Big D and Little R are joined by Alex and Dimitri from the Boondoggle Podcast. Listen to the guys discuss boners,moms, and bullet necklaces. The guys do stupid Stories, we have a commercial from JB's Mobile Laundry, and we hand out a Cretin Award. 0:00 - Intro 1:24 - Personal Stories 10:32 - Stupid Stories 30:40 - JB's Mobile Laundry 33:19 - Cretin Award 45:00 - Now That I'm Older Pod Promo 45:40 - Geek Yogurt Podcast Promo 46:44 - The Story Behind Promo

Duration: 00:47:49


Episode 14...Too High!

2/18/2017
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In this episode, Big D takes too much pain medication, Burger King gives new meaning to the word Whopper, the guys read listener emails, and neo nazis are stupid. 0:00 - Opening 1:40 - Personal Stories 7:56 - Stupid Stories 19:09 - Dear Bro-rons 22:37 - Snookie Pimp's Love Advice 24:54 - Cretin Award 28:33 - Now In Technicolor Promo 29:16 - Netflix N' Swill Promo 29:57 - All Around Music Promo Special Thanks to our advertiser Andrew Buschard for his book The Seduction Of Anita Sarkeesian

Duration: 00:30:48

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