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The Brown Carpet

Comedy

The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies. Hosted by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom

Location:

Australia

Description:

The podcast that turns weird real news stories into even weirder movies. Hosted by Corey Farrell and Josh Groom

Language:

English


Episodes

56. Behind Enemy Lawns EXTRA! - The Brown Carpet Podcast vs Jim Penman

9/18/2023
THIS WEEK! A very special edition of The Brown Carpet Podcast as we welcome Aussie mogul Jim Penman of Jim's Mowing onto the show for a Zoom chat - inspired by Episode 56, where we chopped up a grassy action thriller called, "Behind Enemy Lawns." Jim weigh's in on our adaption of his story, Zuckerberg vs Musk, our ideas for his franchise and his arch-enemy, Daniel Andrews. WATCH EPISODE 56 here: • The Brown Carpet Podcast - EP56 READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! https://tinyurl.com/6k9k2fp2SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and TikTok or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie,EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:14:41

60. 'The Stainmaker'

9/4/2023
THIS WEEK! Corey and Josh squeeze out a powerful and pungent tale of love, lament, lightning and litigation as they expel a gassy courtroom drama called - The Stainmaker. Featuring fart-fuelled performances by Tom Holland, Florence Pugh, Meryl Streep, Tom Green and Mike Myers. https://www.theguardian.com/law/2021/...https://thebrowncarpetpodcast.creator...https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:28:53

FTV. 'Crocapalooza'

8/28/2023
ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh head down to the valley for a rain-drenched New Year's Eve music festival - where the secret headliner is a 25-foot meth-fueled crocodile. Featuring prehistoric performances by Jesse Eisenberg, Belle Delphine, Bindy Irwin and Paul Hogan. Listen to the podcast that has played knifey-spooney before! WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:27:02

59. 'Meat Cute'

8/21/2023
THIS WEEK! We take a news story about an Indian government official draining an entire reservoir to recover the phone he dropped in taking a selfie... IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT.....and.... We twist this blatant abuse of power into a Bollywood blockbuster that stirs up stupidity, love, and fine dining, with a pinch of serial killer; into a cinematic first course that we liked to call 'Meat Cute' Featuring delicious performances by Aziz Ansari, Mindy Kaling and Russell Peters. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:26:40

FTV. 'Update Night'

8/14/2023
ON THIS WEEK'S FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh digitally dive into a holographic hentai honeymoon and pump out an anime atrocity - definitely one of the strangest film pitches we've featured on the show. Originally recorded on the 8th of December, 2018. Listen to the podcast that tickles your tentacles on a Tuesday. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:26:00

58. 'Chip, Kim Kim and The Temple of Shrooms'

8/7/2023
THIS WEEK! Join us as we turn a story about a junkie couple getting trapped in an unlocked closet for two days into a cinematic masterpiece! It's one hell of a psychedelic cocktail that includes: a drug induced portal in a university janitors closet, ancient ruins, lizard people, a real life space wars game, that aliens meme guy, a dodgy uncle, a twitch streamer and foot model power couple and the limitlessness of the human mind - ALL this and more in a film we liked to call - 'Chip, Kim Kim and The Temple of Shrooms' Featuring mind-altering performances by Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly, David Icke, Steven Speilberg and that aliens meme dude. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:27:39

FTV. 'How to Lose a Dick in Ten Days'

7/31/2023
THIS WEEK’S FROM THE VAULT EP - we are joined by the delightful Benjamin Hargrave to tackle a middle-aged virgin with a bionic schlong and a hefty debt problem. Featuring robotic performances by Steve Carrell, Chevy Chase, Milla Jovovich and Glenn Howerton. Listen to the podcast that Ludicrous refuses to listen to. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:22:42

57. 'Nuclear Paw'

7/24/2023
THIS WEEK! Join us as we take a story about Chernobyl feral dogs evolving oddly, and turn it into a film packed with Cold War tension... It's non-stop fusion as we reignite old enemies, do bad Russian accents, twist a wholesome tale about a girl and her pooch into a wild story about USA vs. Russia vs. Nuclear mutant dogs! AND we even shoehorn in a cameo from Dog the Bounty Hunter; ALL in a film we liked to call - 'Nuclear Paw' Featuring radiating performances by John Malkovich, Jena Ortega, Bella Ramsey, Steve Buscemi and Caleb R. Mclaughlin. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:31:26

FTV. 'Shambling Nan'

7/17/2023
THIS WEEK'S THROWBACK EP - it's a shambolic and shit-scared Friday the 13th special. Corey and Josh get ghoulish and grapple with the creaky concept of extreme embalming. Featuring stiff performances from Jordan Peele, Kathy Bates, Flava Flav and David Cross. Listen to the podcast that lubricated your dad's knees WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. GRAB some merch at our store - HERE! Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:25:47

56. 'Behind Enemy Lawns'

7/10/2023
THIS WEEK! Join us as we trim the edges of a particularly weird news story about a mowing mogul's quest to create his own country and crown himself king. All because he really hates Dan Andrews... It’s yard work as we turn this megalomaniac mayhem into a film about love, hate, Liam Neeson, and covert warfare, but mainly just about holding a grudge! It's a movie we liked to call - 'Behind Enemy Lawns' Featuring vengeful performances by Sam Worthington, Hugh Jackman and Liam Neeson. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:27:11

FTV. 'Satan's Seamen'

7/3/2023
IN THIS WEEK's FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - it's our full-blown, freaky Halloween special with a very special guest - author, reviewer and screenwriter Mr Anthony O' Connor. Together, we wade into deep waters with a nautical nasty on the hellish high seas. Featuring sinking performances by Kate Winslet, Nicholas Cage, Aziz Ansari and Peter Dutton. Listen to the podcast that punishes the pure and rewards the wicked. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, YouTube, or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:28:02

55. 'The Feed'

6/26/2023
THIS WEEK! Join us as we latch on to a truly bizarre story about a bride-to-be walking in on her husband-to-be BREASTFEEDING FROM HIS MOTHER ON HER WEDDING DAY! It’s thirsty work as we turn this milky chaos into a sci-fi body snatchers-meets-Aliens-meets -dairy farm film called - The Feed. Featuring titillating performances by Drew Barrymore, Sydney Sweeney, Timothée Chalamet and Brad Pitt. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:31:40

FTV. 'Guac Blockers'

6/19/2023
IN THIS WEEK's FROM THE VAULT EPISODE - Corey and Josh tackle the avodaco fuelled crimewave sweeping the land of the long white cloud. Featuring severed performances by Julian Dennison, Temeura Morrison, Russell Crowe and Sam Neil. Listen to the podcast that always pays extra for guacamole. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:20:39

54. 'Sins Of The Farmer'

6/12/2023
THIS WEEK! Flocking hell! Join us as we exorcise a truly supernatural story about a mysterious Mongolian sheep nonstop circling themselves to death… Strap yourselves in as we create a “revelation” in cinema that includes: a reclusive revhead reverend on the road to redemption, a talking dog possessed by a dead friend but with the voice of Bluey, a CGI Paul Walker, four horsemen of the apocalypse sans horses and replaced with muscle cars, all this and MORE, in a film we called - SINS OF THE FARMER. Featuring apocalyptic performances by Hugo Weaving, Austin Butler, Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, Jeff Goldblum and Paul Walker. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:29:26

FTV. 'Pony Up'

6/5/2023
FROM THE VAULT! In this week's throwback episode - Corey, Josh and a massive Mexican chase a deadbeat jockey across America in this redneck, rubber-burning, Dukes of Hazard-themed episode. Featuring fiery performances by Elijah Wood, Danny Trejo, Lauren Ambrose and Danny McBride. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:24:53

53. 'Buzz Kill'

5/29/2023
THIS WEEK! Join us, hive mind, as we harvest a Massachusetts news story about an enraged Bee Keeper who lets her bees loose on some cops trying to evict her friend… Don your beekeeping veil while we create a cinematic masterpiece that includes: a lovers-lane-lady-serial-killer who uses her swarm of bees to enact her sick justice, Larry Bird getting popped courtside, a CG Bea Arthur, and multiple characters with bee puns for names (Beatrix and Detective Honae). Oh, and not to mention - Nicolas Cage!!!! All this in a film we called - 'Buzz Kill'. Featuring wicked smaht performances by Denis Gough, Julia Butters, Nic Cage, Roman Griffin Davis and Bea Arthur. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:26:40

FTV. 'Baking Brad'

5/22/2023
FROM THE VAULT! In this week's throwback episode - Corey and Josh pop open the cookie jar and adapt a weird headline about morbid munchies into a feel-good story about an edible grandfather. Featuring bite-sized performances by Nick Kroll, Dafne Keen and Eric Bana. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:23:09

52. 'Pawno'

5/15/2023
THIS WEEK! Join us as we probe a truly scandalous news story about an alleged cheating chess player harnessing the tech powers of AI anal beads to beat a world champ. It’s checkmate as we strategically plot a world where brain sports reign supreme, sex toys are used in battle, and Elon and Kanye go head-to-head in our film - 'Pawno' Featuring intellectual performances by Taylor Lautner, Jamie Foxx, Matt Jones and Kevin Durand. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:25:43

FTV. 'Zero Shark Thirty'

5/8/2023
FROM THE VAULT! This week's throwback episode 'Zero Shark Thirty' is the military-grade shark heist that has Trump's peen becoming a tasty treat for a baby horn shark... Featuring biting performances by Jason Statham, Blake Lively, Samuel L. Jackson and George Clooney. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel - HERE! SUBSCRIBE on Apple, Spotify, Instagram and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:18:37

51. 'Dustbooty'

5/1/2023
WE’RE BACK, BABY! Join us this week as we take a news story about a threesome love tryst causing a mass cruise ship brawl and create a film that melds reality TV, Under Siege and The Love Boat. There's non-stop action as we hit the high seas with grey nomads, a washed-up reality TV show producer, a Viagra and ecstasy spiked punch and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson in this week’s thrupple throwdown film creation - Dustbooty. Featuring sea sick performances by Steven Segal, The Rock, Tatiana Maslany and Zoe Saldana. WATCH this episode on our Youtube channel HERE! READ the weird news story we based our movie on HERE! Subscribe or follow us on Apple, Spotify, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube or wherever you find good podcasts. Don’t forget to check out our website at - https://www.thebrowncarpetpod.com/ To suggest a weird news story that you want to see made into an even weirder movie, EMAIL us at thebrowncarpetpod@gmail.com Recorded and edited in Frisbee Noodle Studios, Newtown, Sydney. Mixed and mastered by Dave Petrie Based on a weird story. ©The Brown Carpet Podcast

Duration:00:26:30