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Ep66 Hard Ticket To Hawaii

9/5/2017
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Cameron , Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron all gear up for "Women Are Objects: The Movie" not to mention the whole cancer snake thing

Duration: 01:36:52


Ep65 The Country Bears

7/18/2017
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Cameron, Aaron, and Glen watch the 2002 cinematic sigh that is The Country Bears.

Duration: 01:45:08


Ep64 Die Another Day

6/3/2017
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Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo-Aaron watch the most ridiculous of bond movies. The sexism is rampant, the power glove is present, and space lasers shoot at ice palaces. Also madonna is in this and did the theme, which is terrible.

Duration: 01:55:25


Ep63 Disorderlies

4/24/2017
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Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch a fat boys vehicle/cash-in where the bad guy plot makes no sense, the weird 80s attitude towards sex is abundant, and Coke and Dominos ads are baked in.

Duration: 01:52:40


Ep62 Swept Away

3/29/2017
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Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron accidentally watched a rape movie with Madonna. oh boy was it tone deaf and awful and none of the characters are likable in any regard.

Duration: 02:10:23


Ep61 Suburban Commando

3/3/2017
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work life balance... from space! Cameron, Aaron, and Sean talk about Hulk Hogan literally being a space man who is told he works too much and to take a vacation after an assassination. He proceeds to drink antifreeze, assault mimes, and achieve sexual climax while surrounded by children and playing an arcade game which smokes and surrenders to him afterwards.

Duration: 01:20:52


Ep60 Ed

1/30/2017
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Cameron, Aaron and Glen watch a monkey play baseball and drive a drunk Matt LeBlanc home in splendid cartoon fashion.

Duration: 01:58:44


Ep59 RIPD

1/10/2017
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Cameron, Aaron, and guest Glen watch some high budget Hollywood garbage, where in the only meaningful take away is Jeff Bridges saying lap-dancing and just garbling all of his lines. Also Ryan Reynolds is there kind of.

Duration: 02:14:30


Ep55 Evan Almighty

11/3/2016
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Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron attempt to discuss the sequel to Bruce Almighty, wherein Steve Carell is noah and... a congressman? Normal family comedy beats are trod, with a heap of god slapped on top for good measure. iTunes: http://apple.co/24DSheX Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1yzhgdy Facebook: http://bit.ly/1SYOhuv Email us at catastrophesection@gmail.com

Duration: 01:39:11


Ep53 Charlie's Angels Full Throttle

10/3/2016
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Welcome to butts the movie! There are asses, explosions, and... choreographed dance sequences? Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron watch the Charlie's Angels sequel, because we hate ourselves. Listen to our seething hate and vitriol, because we all love schadenfreude.

Duration: 01:45:07


Ep52 Joe Somebody

9/8/2016
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Cameron, Aaron, and special guest Sean are back in this episode of Catsex, wherein we discuss the 2001 Tim Allen failure that is Joe Somebody. One of the most checklisty, trope filled messes we've seen and we love it for its insanity laden predictability.

Duration: 01:51:03


Ep51 Movie 43

8/30/2016
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Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch the entire genre of comedy get aborted and obliterated in this unwatchable terrible compilation of "funny" sketches acted by some of the best actors in the business. Unfortunately, nothing can save this historically bad mess of a film. Man, do I hate this movie.

Duration: 01:34:37


Ep43 Real Rob Part 2

3/21/2016
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Cameron and Aaron finish this shitshow known as Real Rob. And lo, a wave of peace swept the land as our suffering comes to a brief end... at least until the next crap we have to watch.

Duration: 01:59:04


2016 Razzie Noms

1/27/2016
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Cameron and Aaron discuss the 2016 razzie noms

Duration: 00:55:50


Ep 40 Santa With Muscles

1/16/2016
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Cameron and Aaron discuss hulk hogans super powers and how amnesia works in this 1996 pile of joyous filth

Duration: 01:58:10


Ep39 Who's Your Caddy

12/17/2015
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Cameron, Aaron, and returning guest Glen discuss what is essentially a garbage, dismissive, black caddy shack ripoff.

Duration: 01:37:11


EP38 Who Blarted Part 2

12/2/2015
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Cameron, Aaron, and Sean finish Who Blarted? and we all hope we never have to watch another paul blart movie ever agian... unless there is a third one

Duration: 01:56:45


Ep37 Who Blarted Part 1

11/18/2015
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Aaron subjects Cameron and guest Sean to the hell to which they may not return. Welcome to Who Blarted!

Duration: 01:32:55


Ep36 The Stepfather

10/27/2015
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Cameron and Aaron watch a movie from the team that brought you Prom Night, the remake of the cult classic The Stepfather. This one is no classic, and doesn't even have a cult in it! what a ripoff. Let's riot! or possibly file a class action law suit.

Duration: 01:52:07


Ep35 Left Behind

10/12/2015
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Cameron and Aaron welcome new guest Sean to the show to discuss the best Nicholas Cage movie about the rapture ever made - Left Behind

Duration: 01:40:08

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