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Nintendo

7/19/2018
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The Sickies are back! Everyone’s favourite The Chat™ Characters are back! To celebrate, they talk about Nintendo, the Cadillac of Nostalgia. Jacob brags about his Smash bros. prowess, Matt goes on a 10 minute Crossfit tangent and forgets his original point. It’s back to basics, really.

Duration:01:06:46

Elon Musk

7/12/2018
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The boys, delirious from sickness, try and wrap their head around the weird lizard-boy adventures of Elon Musk, everyone’s favourite capitalist. How does he make money? Why did he make a flamethrower? Why did people buy it? Just another episode of hot takes delivered from the most isolated city in the world…

Duration:01:04:22

HORROR MOVIES (boo!)

7/5/2018
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Two white guys discuss movies. Joke about being the only podcast in the world to do this here. Jakey and Matty talk about horror movies, probably the main genre of movies behind musicals that they know nothing about. Matt talks about how he laughs at jokes in horror movies (revolutionary) and Jacob’s brain leaks out of his nose onto his microphone. Very spooky stuff!

Duration:01:04:02

Haircuts

6/28/2018
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The dynamic duo talk about haircuts for a little bit. Jacob got a bad one and is clearly traumatised, while Matt sits upon his home-cut-high-horse and tells him to get a short-back-and-sides. This one’s a gamechanger, folks. That only lasts about 20 minutes before they delve in to a chat about Michael B Jordan’s jackedness for the rest of the episode. Au revoir, gens.

Duration:01:08:57

Formula 1 ft. guest cohost Mark “Boof” Allen

6/21/2018
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With Jacob pulling a sicky Matt calls in his brother for a bit of a different episode on the motorsport for gentlemen, the Formula 1. This ones a little more informative than you’re use to but hey maybe you’ll learn something from a clearly nervous first time podcaster Boof. Many thanks to Boof for his last minute stepping in. Enjoy!

Duration:01:02:42

E3 (V1d3o G@m3$ lol)

6/14/2018
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The fellas discuss the Electronic Gaming Expo known as E3, where all sorts of people unite to wear waistcoats, bowties and jeans all at the same time. They mainly ramble on about new games, articles about those games, Jacob egregiously and ironically calls people nerds and Matt sounds like an old uncle whose just heard about Fortnite and wants to reconnect with his estranged nephew who’s 13 and wears a Minecraft snapback. Toodles! “Ar Ok Yeah” - Jacob, 2018. “True” - Matt, 2018.

Duration:01:07:39

How I Met Your Mother: Season 2

6/7/2018
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The boys have more technical difficulty, so we continue their series on the greatest show ever in their humble opinions. So as promised here is their thoughts on HIMYM season two.

Duration:01:01:56

Bonus Apology Ep: last week in review

6/6/2018
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So the system has let us down once again and left us with only half of our recording session from today. Here’s what we could salvage hope you enjoy this bonus content, season two of HIMYM will be avaliable tomorrow. We will switch things up for next week so this won’t be an issue going forward. Regards, The Chat team.

Duration:00:17:55

Hip Hop 101: A Brief History Of Rap AKA Jacob’s Spirit Dies A Public Death

5/30/2018
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The original description of this episode was going to be “Jacob tries to get Matt into Hip Hop while Matt tries to get over how white Jacob is.” However, a more accurate description of this episode is “listen to the first 20 minutes and then skip to the last 10 (where Jacob has an existential crisis), the times when the episode is actually entertaining and Matt isn’t sabotaging it.” God forgive us for this one.

Duration:01:04:35

Royal Wedding

5/24/2018
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The wait is over. Jacob and Matthew sit down for a chat over the most celebrated wedding of the year, the ROYAL WEDDING. Hot takes are given, tangents are explored, the Royal Family is trashed. A real exploration of the classic tropes of The Chat, while also offering deconstruction and analysis. The Queen is 92

Duration:01:02:07

Sh*t Talk 1

5/17/2018
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This week we forget whatever the topic was and talked about androids for like 40 minutes. Don’t worry we planned this, it was intentional. We won’t start forgetting the topic every week, we promise. We promise.

Duration:01:05:45

Clubbing

5/10/2018
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If you weren’t convinced these two boys knew how to fricking PAR-TaY then you will be now. They talk clubbing and why clubbing is shit unless you’re blind drunk and/or at a gay club. Catch ya on the flipside friendos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs8yZ5-aiSnTNRqNBVSMA0Q

Duration:01:05:08

How I Met Your Mother: Season 1

5/3/2018
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The boys had some equipment issues this week but should be back next week, so in the meantime here’s an episode they prepared earlier on a topic they both know probably too well all things considered. So here’s our analysis of season one of the greatest show ever How I Met Your Mother.

Duration:01:03:12

Infinity War: Reacts

4/26/2018
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The BOYS kick back and discuss Infinity War (Spoiler Free!!) for about 10 minutes and then discuss deep philosophical theorems like should CW Actors be banned from the MCU (Yes), and whether or not duelling should be re-introduced into the Law of the land (Yes). Kick back with a few BREWSKIES and absolutely VEG out, siblings.

Duration:01:04:31

Bachelor

4/19/2018
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An unhappy Jacob and Matt, talk about the bachelor life or at least try to while Jacob sagotages the recording blaming him drinking coffee again. We promise to be better for Infinity Wars next week.

Duration:01:04:29

Sandwiches

4/12/2018
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Hey whats up guys we like sandwhiches on this one. Otherwise known as sangas, sandwhiches are an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with a filling between them, eaten as a light meal. Find out more facts like that in the attached podcast. Also we talk for like 20 mins about what our names are in italian too enjoy.

Duration:01:05:27

John Wick

4/5/2018
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This week we try to contain ourselves and discuss the great John Wick movie series. Admittedly we drooled a little over Mr Reeves, sorry not sorry. Jacob also steps up this week with his first segment. Finally we have a PSA that will save everyone. Enjoy oxox

Duration:00:59:17

Riverdale

3/22/2018
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‘Sex murder party. Sex murder party.’ Gorillaz, ‘Sex murder party’, 2017. Thats right folks it’s a riverdale ep because we forgot to do research for the topic we planned. Heavy spoilers for both seasons and also like a bit for gossip girl, you’ve been warned. Jacob also goes blue forcing some censoring but til next time, on the Chat…

Duration:01:00:24

Harry Potter

3/15/2018
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Doo doodoo doo doo dooo. Thats right its Harry Potter ladies and gentlemen. We’re out here on this podcast going nuts, magicking, brooming, all that jazz. Listen in and shout out to those British listeners, I apologise for my attempts at an accent.

Duration:01:01:46

The Chat Investigates: Fashion Shows

3/8/2018
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A special little ep for y’all today: we investigate the secrets behind fashion shows… sort of. Mainly we just talk about the fact we actually went to one and a bunch of other shite about comedy or something you know the drill. Stay safe out there.

Duration:00:59:29