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The Clockwork Cabaret

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Pittsboro, NC

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English


Episodes

Episode 458: Trapped in Misery

1/12/2018
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Hello sweeties! THE CLOCKWORK CABARET IS ALIVE, IT’S ALIVE! OH, This whole airship is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY RECORDS! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 01.12.18 playlist:

Duration: 01:38:31


Episode 457: Boot to the Bustle

1/5/2018
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Hello sweeties! The ladies were separated this week due to a surprise snowstorm, which means the episode is the right length and they stayed o task for the whole thing… Maybe, I should separate them every week? - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 01.05.17 playlist:

Duration: 01:27:54


Episode 456: This Year’s Blues

12/29/2017
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Hello sweeties! We want to wish you all best wishes and a happy new year! 12.29.17 playlist: [...]

Duration: 01:38:39


Episode 455: Humbugs & Holidays

12/22/2017
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Have a happy Hogswatch, everyone! - From all of us here on the Calpurnia. 12.22.17 playlist: Baby Dee - A Christmas Jig for a Three-Legged Cat

Duration: 01:44:20


Episode 454: Krampin’ My Style

12/16/2017
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Greetings friends and family! We apologize for the slight delay in this week’s episode. For those playing the home game… This year we, here, aboard the Calpurnia have endured deaths, illness, unscrupulous landlords, sick pets, a terrible new Commander-in-Chief (Curse you, Severed head of Nixon!), and we still managed to carry on. But, sadly we were brought low by none other than hardware issues. We will return to our regular schedule, next week! Thank you for listening! - Emmett 12.16.17...

Duration: 01:27:52


Episode 453: Happy Birthday, Rupert!

12/8/2017
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Hello sweeties! This week’s episode is Emmett’s cheap attempt at a birthday gift for her long-time beau, Rupert Wormwood. He should dump her. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 12.08.17 playlist:

Duration: 01:39:11


Episode 452: Still in the Swamp

12/1/2017
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Hello sweeties! The ladies are off on some sort of retreat to help Emmett find her personality or something. I wasn’t really paying attention. I’m sure they’ll be just fine. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 12.01.17 playlist: Primus - Oompa Veruca

Duration: 01:45:36


Episode 451: Pedigree, Pies & Poisoning

11/24/2017
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On the fourth Thursday in November, millions of American families will gather together… And wonder why. 11.24.17 playlist: The Puppini Sisters - I Will [...]

Duration: 01:50:13


Episode 450: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?

11/17/2017
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Hello sweeties! It may be small comfort, but I am convinced the ladies have done what they honestly believes is best for you… not sure I would agree. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 11.17.17 playlist: Rufus Wainwright - I Wonder What Became of MeRasputina - The Donner PartyJimmy Workman - Eat UsCab Calloway - Everybody Eats When They Come to My HouseBiscuithead & The Biscuit Badgers - The Meat In The SandwichCaravan Of Thie [...]

Duration: 01:54:56


Episode 449: Be Careful What You Pretend to Be

11/10/2017
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Hello sweeties! I can’t decide if the ladies are pretending to be oddballs or are actually nuts. I suppose, you can decide. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 11.10.17 playlist: Jose Gonzalez - TeardropThe Imaginary Suitcase - It’s Not You, It’s MeDanger Mouse & Sparklehorse - The Man Who Played God (Feat. Suzanne Vega)Leonard Cohen - In My Secret LifeWalter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - The Diary of Horace Wimp

Duration: 01:40:26


Episode 448: Covered in… Bees?

11/3/2017
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Hello sweeties! If I could do this show for you, in any human possible way I would, but I can’t and I hate myself everyday because of it… Enjoy! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 11.03.17 playlist: Ane Brun - Big In JapanThe Be Good Tanyas - When Doves CryTori Amos - I Don’t Like MondaysAURORA - Nature Boy (Acoustic version)Vyvienne Long - Seven Nation ArmyThe Dresden Dolls - Pretty In Pink

Duration: 01:48:08


Episode 447: Loch Monster

10/27/2017
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Happy Halloween, everyone! 10.27.17 playlist: * denotes song request Logo: David Göbel Produced by Agony Aunt Studios Hosted by Emmett [...]

Duration: 01:35:33


Episode 446: Daddy Was A Mothman

10/20/2017
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Hello sweeties! I think we can assume that these mysterious entities are more advanced than the old biddies. Why don’t they just come right out and tell us what’s on their minds? - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 10.20.17 playlist: Cocteau Twins - When Mama Was MothBonnie “Prince” Billy - Another Day Full Of DreadThe Blasting Company - The Beast Is out ThereRuth Etting - It All Depends On YouStephen DeRosa - Life Is A Funny Proposition After All

Duration: 01:33:50


Episode 445: Curses and Cryptids

10/13/2017
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Hello sweeties! This week the ladie take on cryptids, curses and Bandersnatch Cumberbund… So very on brand for them. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 10.13.17 playlist: Thomas Dolby - I Scare Myself Táta Vega - Miss Celie’s Blues (Sister) Leon Russell - Magic Mirror Crystal Bright & The Silver Hands - Toy Hammer XTC - Poor Skeleton Steps Out Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - I [...]

Duration: 01:40:39


Episode 444: The Maladori Brothers Marvelous & Macabre Circus

10/6/2017
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The clowns… the clowns they’re here… Oh wait, it’s just Emmett & Lady Attercop, sweeties. I think I can take them. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 10.06.17 playlist: Accordion Tribe - Cirkus II Tom Waits - The Black Rider Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - Old Time Fun with the Hoop and Stick and Dr.Tumblety’s Amazing Playing Teeth The Cog is Dead - Freak Show

Duration: 01:35:18


Episode 443: Technologically Advanced

9/29/2017
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Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do, sweeties! Not only aren’t there drinks in our hands, the ladies seem to be upset that Percy and I are doing our job… they are never satisfied. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 09.29.17 playlist: The Velveteen Band - In the West is a Robot Thomas Dolby - Windpower Steam Powered Giraffe - Automatonic Electronic Harmonics Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox - Problem

Duration: 01:42:25


Episode 442: Halt Crime!

9/22/2017
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You know, sweeties, when you’re the assistant to a pair of podcasting old biddies, you never know where the day will take you. You may find yourself halfway around the world, in shark infested waters… or you may find yourself going down to the store for a lozenge. But, whatever it is, it’s still VERY demeaning. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 09.22.17 setlist: Cyndi Lauper - He’s So Unusual Janet Klein - What a Night for Spooning The Steamboat Cabaret - The Importance of Being...

Duration: 01:51:18


Episode 441: Gotham by Gaslight

9/15/2017
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Riddle me this, sweeties! Why do you listen you listen to these two? - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 09.15.17 playlist: Katzenjammer - A Kiss Before You Go The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing - How I Became An Orphan Man Man - Hot Bat the Deadfly Ensemble - Tiny Little Things Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - CITY DARK CITY Deus Ex Vapore Machina - The Noose is Too Good for You

Duration: 01:41:13


Episode 440: Bang the Drum… Slowly

6/30/2017
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Hello sweeties! The ladies are preparing for their summer hiatus. They could seriously use a little R & R… rum and more rum. See you all in September! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 06.30.17 playlist: The Scarring Party - Everything I Touched Caught Fire Rasputina - A Quitter Ane Brun - Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) XTC - One of the Millions DeVotchKa - We’re Leaving Apocalypse Five and Dime - Let Me Go Insomniac Folklore - Everything Will Burn Dengue Fever - Thank You...

Duration: 01:35:14


Episode 439: And, Now A Word From Our Sponsors

6/23/2017
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Hello sweeties, this week the ladies try to find sponsors for this mes– show. The less said about it, the better. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 06.23.17 playlist: The Decemberists - As I Rise Walter Sickert & The Army of Broken Toys - Behave Jill Tracy - Sell My Soul Ry Cooder & David Lindley - Bourgeois Blues Leon Russell & Marc Benno - Tryin’ to Stay ‘live Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Brother, My Cup Is Empty Professor Elemental - You’re Invited Abney Park - Until The Day...

Duration: 01:34:58

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