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Gumballs

9/21/2017
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The Daves you know can't believe the Montreal Meltdown, feel good about playing a nose diving FC Dallas, and have an uninvited guest in the studio.

Duration: 01:27:37


Menards For Suicide

9/19/2017
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The Daves you know remember dark feelings about games against Vancouver and Philly, predict dark feelings about playing Montreal, and consider the countless options at their local Menards for ending the dark feelings once and for all.

Duration: 01:24:20


Muy Firmino

9/7/2017
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The Daves you know clink glasses over Liverpool's transfer window, are optimistic about playing the Union, and Martin tries desperately to avoid talking about fantasy soccer.

Duration: 00:47:49


Anal Stars

9/1/2017
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The Daves you know gush over Abu Danladi, do not know how to play fantasy sports, and give a nickname to David Zeller's mustache.

Duration: 01:09:44


Two Holy Virgins

8/25/2017
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The Daves you know swear it wasn't a bad game against Seattle, tell you why there is hope against Chicago, and need to give the bartender our keys.

Duration: 00:41:35


Death by Nazi

8/16/2017
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The Daves you know talk Nazis, Seattle, and killing ourselves with Nazis.

Duration: 01:02:11


Ronald Goldman

8/11/2017
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The Daves you know drink away the PTSD of a loss to the Sounders, preview the whole goddamn EPL, and discuss public restroom farting etiquette.

Duration: 01:52:07


Relaxed Sphincters

8/3/2017
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The Daves you know unclench their buttocks following a decisive United victory, talk tactics about Seattle, and share the 90's version of their deepest sexual fantasies.

Duration: 00:45:49


Princess Party

7/29/2017
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The Daves you know have a substitute co-host, preview the Battle for the Basement with DC United, and have bad tweets go viral.

Duration: 00:38:22


Arsenal Fans

7/21/2017
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The Daves you know grieve over a listless 0-0 draw, predict wins against the New York Red Bulls, and are ceaselessly accosted by Arsenal fans during recording.

Duration: 00:34:14


It's A Show About Nothing

7/13/2017
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The Daves you know discuss cups both gold and open, cover what things in life should be legal and illegal, and Zeller tells the tale of showing his penis to a referee.

Duration: 01:05:11


Hot Tames

7/6/2017
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The Daves you know recap two dreadful games, issue their midseason report cards for the whole team, and Zeller's nut sweat is whisked away to a magical dimension.

Duration: 02:13:41


Victoria's Secret, Spring 2004 Collection

6/29/2017
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The Daves you know recap a ton of games, quake in fear looking at NYCFC and Columbus, and discuss the time David lit his ex-lover's pants on fire in a parking lot.

Duration: 00:56:17


White Half Sister

6/16/2017
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The Daves you know choke back the bile of a US Open Cup ass whooping, preview a very winnable RSL game, and Offensive Loons Fan makes the dumbest joke ever conceived.

Duration: 01:16:09


Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

6/8/2017
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The Daves you know day drink on a ride to Kansas City, revisit the horror of the game played in Kansas City, and discuss Christian Ramirez enjoying a Minnesota summer.

Duration: 01:21:06


IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

6/1/2017
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The Daves you know remember a kind of bad game with Orlando, look ahead to what should be a kind of bad game against Kansas City, and will almost certainly be making some kind of bad decisions on a long bus ride to barbecue town.

Duration: 00:45:06


Don't Call It A Comeback

5/24/2017
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The Daves you know rejoice at a successful podcast, relive the haunted turf of the Galaxy nightmare, and tell you why United will look really good against Orlando's midfield.

Duration: 00:40:46


Broken News

5/4/2017
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The Daves you know chat with fantasy guru Spencer Agnew, cautiously promote a dual pivot approach to Sporting KC, and break their first ever Minnesota United news.

Duration: 00:54:20


Dirge

4/20/2017
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The Daves you know feel all the feelings about Houston, predict very little white water from the Rapids, and Offensive Loons Fan wonders why Mallory Pugh won't respond to his letters.

Duration: 00:44:28


Father John Misty

4/13/2017
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The Daves you know recap a non-awful loss to Dallas, talk tactics on Houston, and Zeller cannot get enough of the new FJM album.

Duration: 00:42:39

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