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Join the hosts of The Devil's Advocates as they try to understand the strange world around them through intelligent conversation and well-researched arguments... and fail miserably. Space, time, the universe, conspiracies, the paranormal, pop culture, society, science, trends, technology and anything strange and unusual are discussed and argued poorly, until we devolve into dark, twisted and often offensive humor. So come burn in hell with us, you might learn something! But probably not.

Join the hosts of The Devil's Advocates as they try to understand the strange world around them through intelligent conversation and well-researched arguments... and fail miserably. Space, time, the universe, conspiracies, the paranormal, pop culture, society, science, trends, technology and anything strange and unusual are discussed and argued poorly, until we devolve into dark, twisted and often offensive humor. So come burn in hell with us, you might learn something! But probably not.
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Join the hosts of The Devil's Advocates as they try to understand the strange world around them through intelligent conversation and well-researched arguments... and fail miserably. Space, time, the universe, conspiracies, the paranormal, pop culture, society, science, trends, technology and anything strange and unusual are discussed and argued poorly, until we devolve into dark, twisted and often offensive humor. So come burn in hell with us, you might learn something! But probably not.

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English


Episodes

Don’t Stop Believin’ – The Devil’s Advocates Finale, Episode 200

5/1/2017
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Over the course of 200 episodes, I have been writing these show descriptions and doing the artwork each week. It often occurred to me that it was a pointless endeavor, that very few people see this or even care. However, I enjoyed doing it, especially the artwork, and hopefully at least a few people saw it and enjoyed it. I wrote these descriptions as if I were some intern listening to the show, but I'm guessing anyone who actually read these figured out it was just me, Ben. I liked to...

Duration: 02:01:33


Should the podcast continue? – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 199

4/24/2017
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Rather than explain what this tiny little podcast episode is about, just listen. It's only 10 minutes long. You have time. If I can have sex with my gf twice in 10 minutes, you can listen to this one podcast. Seriously, we need your input on a subject that will decide the future of the show, so listen. Please and thank you; we're not without manners here.

Duration: 00:11:51


It’s not a rerun if you haven’t heard it! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 198.5

4/17/2017
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Right now there's probably some listeners screaming "reeeee why is it a rerun? This show sucks and it's falling apart!" That might be true, but the reason for running a repeat this week is simply due to some last minute unforeseen scheduling issues. Everyone is scheduled to be back next week, and we'll be packing subject matter. So enjoy this week's trip down memory lane and remind yourself that this entertainment is free and you should cut us some slack. Yes, I use the word...

Duration: 01:38:37


Pepsi and Kendall Jenner are masters of race relations! Plus the stink plane story – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 198

4/10/2017
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Pepsi has had a fairly successful run as a competitor to Coke, and their advertising campaigns were usually pretty effective and memorable. However, you can't have a good track record indefinitely without occasionally having a major misstep. Kendall Jenner, member of the Kardashian brood, is a tall Caucasian model and also a blithering idiot. Everyone knows who she is, women enjoy her because she's a Kardashian, and lots of men masturbate to the thought of depositing their load upon her...

Duration: 01:46:59


I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! Plus the return of Sugar Granny – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 197

4/3/2017
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When you hear the phrase I've fallen and I can't get up, you probably think of an old lady on a life alert commercial. As it turns out, you should actually think of thirtysomething podcast hosts who never learned proper balance and continue to be klutzes well into adulthood. One of us may or may not have slipped in the shower and broken some ribs. It does make one wonder, though, if an elderly woman - perhaps a saucy, frisky, randy old gal - did fall in the shower and get hurt, what might...

Duration: 00:41:19


The Justice League is here! We review the first trailer – plus Alex Jones admits Pizzagate was a hoax – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 196

3/27/2017
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The Justice League is DC's answer to the Avengers. Both groups go way back in comic book history, but Marvel's movies based on their stable of superheroes have been tremendously more liked. Maybe because they took the time to cultivate the story of each character over the course of years, rather than just try to introduce all the main characters in the subplot of a single movie already hampered by a stupid premise, pitting Batman against Superman for no conceivable reason. Batman v....

Duration: 00:40:03


Fleshlight Launch – the first appliance you can bone! Now with teledildonics! Plus Ben’s gay haircut – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 195

3/20/2017
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The Fleshlight Launch powered by Kiiroo is the hot new product that pairs with the Fleshlight to completely automate the sex act so you can remove all manual labor from the equation. This may not seem like a big deal, but they've also put bluetooth in the thing so that it can sync to special porn videos to simulate what's going on in the scene. Combine that with VR, which is already part of some of thee videos, and you can start to see how the Fleshlight Launch could be of some interest....

Duration: 01:47:04


Obamacare Replacement Plan – screwing you over without the smoke and mirrors! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 194

3/14/2017
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The Obamacare Replacement Plan has been unveiled by Paul Ryan, and everyone is very excited to harness the power of the free market to drive costs down by giving consumers the power to shop around. If there's one thing the Republicans understand, it's that Americans love shopping. However, one cannot help but wonder as the blood drains from your bullet wound whether or not this is the best time to be doing some shopping. Is Trumpcare a lateral move, a downgrade or an upgrade? It depends...

Duration: 00:40:16


Sex doll brothels! Plus Beauty and the Beast – who makes more money? – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 193

3/6/2017
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Wanna go to a brothel? Me too! Wanna go to one that consists only of sex dolls? Me neither! But some people do, I guess, in Spain since they opened just that - a sex doll brothel. The dolls are sanitized in between patrons. Too bad the same can't be said for the real thing. Chlamydia is the gift that keeps on giving. I could talk about this sex doll brothel all day, but here's something: Beauty and the Beast is a tale as old as time. Like a song as old as rhyme, you might say. However,...

Duration: 01:57:04


Bill Paxton RIP plus the free press dies while we watch the Oscars – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 192

2/27/2017
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Bill Paxton died. So that's sad. Many of our favorite quotes come from Bill Paxton movies, and this week we honor him in a very special way. Meanwhile, a free press is the cornerstone to a democracy. This opinion is widely help by those not in a vegetative state, and even shares supporters on both sides of the political aisle. Trump says the press is the enemy of the people. Most of the American people are still busy laughing about how stupid and horrifying our new president is, but the...

Duration: 00:35:42


Milo Yiannopoulos loved by the alt-right, also by priests. Plus heartwarming adoption stories – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 191

2/20/2017
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Milo Yiannopoulos is a senior editor at Breitbart, the website that blurs the lines between conservative news and conspiracy theories. In the past year he has gained a lot of notoriety for his paradoxical and passionate viewpoints. He loves Trump and Catholics; not as big a fan of gays and transgenders. He is an openly gay man. One might say extraordinarily gay; steeped in gayness. He caused a lot of controversy by saying Leslie Jones looks like a dude and is illiterate. He's the poster...

Duration: 01:12:10


SNL could be Trump’s downfall! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 190

2/13/2017
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SNL has brief periods of success bookended by decades of mediocrity. This year, we're in the success period as SNL finds themselves with ratings higher than the last 10 plus years. So, what was the secret? Trump mainly; the rest of the secret seems to be having people who aren't cast members of SNL play the important parts on the show. So, the less SNL people involved, the better SNL seems to be. Most of us could've figured that formula out without having to elect a mildly retarded man...

Duration: 01:49:11


The Executive Order demystified – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 189

2/6/2017
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This week had most Americans trying to remember the fog of high school to piece together just what an executive order is. With so many executive orders being issued this week by Trump, just what power do they actually have? What is the point of an executive order? Aren't there checks and balanced? If you're looking to educate yourself on this complex subject, listen to this episode. And then go listen to intelligent people who actually know what the hell they're talking about.

Duration: 00:36:15


What is this, a rerun? Yup! Due to unforeseen circumstances, this week is a repeat episode! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 188.5

1/30/2017
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Yup, this week is a rerun. We've never really done that before, but some circumstances beyond Ben's control caused this week's schedule to complete fail even for a mini-episode. He's very sorry, probably. We have carefully curated one of our best episodes from 2016 to keep you entertained this week. Like NBC says, it's not a repeat if it's new to you! If it's not new to you, what can I say? Shit happens, we couldn't record this week but we'll be back next week for sure to make up for this...

Duration: 02:32:18


The Bane of our existence – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 188

1/23/2017
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Bane was the villain in the third Batman movie from Christopher Nolan. He was a psychopath and a terrifying presence, so it shouldn't be surprising that when Trump thought about what to say at his inauguration, he would lift a few lines from the speech Bane gave in the movie. The speech was to convince people that what was happening was in their best interest, even though it was really a plot to destroy everyone. So as you can see, there aren't any further similarities beyond those few...

Duration: 00:47:34


We try VR Porn from Badoink live on the show! Plus more high school sports fail stories – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 187

1/16/2017
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VR Porn has been the dream all men have lusted after ever since that scene in Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock. We're getting dangerously close with the advent of the Oculus Rift, and people everywhere should be concerned that potential partners aren't going to take their crap anymore. Once they can just be single and, with a decent automatic sex toy, simulate sex close enough to not care about trying to maintain a miserable relationship, the entire institution of...

Duration: 01:29:50


Planned Parenthood should be defunded, says local village idiots. Plus therapy pets and the Florida airport shooting – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 186

1/9/2017
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Planned Parenthood provides a number of services to people, often lower income individuals in need of basic health care or guidance to help keep from making their lives worse than they already are. Services such as cancer screenings, STD testing, guidance and advice on options regarding reproduction and parenthood are most of what Planned Parenthood provides. Also, around 10% of the time, they provide abortions. Government funding for planned parenthood only covers the non-abortion...

Duration: 00:37:21


Virtual reality will save us from 2017! Plus Ariana Grande hates being objectified – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 185

1/2/2017
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Virtual reality is one of those ideas that's been around for decades and thought to be the future of humanity, like self-driving cars or equality. With the commercial production of VR hardware like Oculus Rift, HTC Vive, Samsung Gear, and Google Cardboard, we've been given hope that virtual reality might actually be a thing we get to experience in this lifetime. In the early 90s virtual reality was portrayed as a goofy experience with a cumbersome headset and odd hand motions, at least in...

Duration: 01:39:06


Happy new year? Not bloody likely, so spend your last days of 2016 with us! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 184

12/26/2016
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Happy new year is a strange thing to wish someone. It's kind of an obligation- now they have to try and have a happy new year, unless you mean it simply as that you wish they would have a happy new year. Either way, it's not entirely in their control, and speaking honestly, the odds of most of us having a happy new year are pretty low unless your name is on a lot of gaudy hotels and you're about to take an oath. So, assuming 2017 has misery in store for most of us, gather 'round and spend...

Duration: 00:43:39


Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 183

12/19/2016
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Merry Christmas, you little jerks. It's that time of the year where Christians celebrate the birth of their role model for good behavior while screaming at each other over mall parking spaces. On that note, we present a very Merry Christmas episode of The Devil's Advocates where we hate Christmas things and share our favorite miserable holiday memories. Grab the eggnog and the booze, and get ready to smell Santa's whiskey breath. It's the holiday season with the Devil's Advocates. The...

Duration: 01:41:20

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