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DHB 225: I'm Gonna Kill That Baron B*****d!

Technology can suck balls, like big massive swinging balls sometimes. Take for instance this recording, where both recording devices failed me, and I had to rip the audio from the video file instead. You shouldn't notice any difference, it's still myself and Lurch shouting into microphones to compensate for our miserable existences. But wait! There's two other voices in the mix too! That's right, we're joined by a returning 'Tesseract/Tessington World of Adventure' and newbie Matty...

Duration: 02:08:20

DHB 224: The Church of Lurch

It's always about one - upmanship, isn't it? You get something nice, and someone close to you has to crap all over it and do something better.. Well, there's that, and other things to discuss in tonight's episode, including Lurch's adventures in cinema visits, Scott having an unruly sort invade the beautiful homestead and an appeal for new guests! All this and a lot more on tonight's bad ass DHB Radio Show!

Duration: 01:49:25

DHB 223: The EMP Toodle

You know, a listener said it best when they commented, "Watching Scott trying to handle Lurch and The Apprentice on the show together is like watching a dad struggling to keep his ADHD riddled kids from running chaos at Disneyland". And they're not far wrong.. In this latest episode of The DHB Radio Show, hear how Lurch has blown another wad of cash to one-up Scott, how The Apprentice has been matched with chocolate on Tinder and how absent show guests deal with a woman refusing to get...

Duration: 01:55:47

DHB 222: Dungarees for Chickens

So here's the thing. This show is really only about 1hr 40mins long, and throughout Lurch was knocking back a £50 bottle of wine like it was fecking Ribena. So hang around after the outro music, as we kept recording to see how messed up he would get.. And he did. We cover everything from egg throwing junkies, drilling holes in walls and why you'd spank away a grand on a partially working arcade machine. Yeah, all plans for emails and stories went out the window with this one, Lurch was on...

Duration: 02:18:45


Jeez, it's been like.. FOREVER since we last recorded a show! Luckily Scott, Lurch Monster and Steevasaurus haven't forgotten how it all works and got together to record this nonsense! Hear how Scott's head looks like the watermelon from Dirty Dancing, how Steev is being press ganged into appearing in LURCHAPALOOZA 2017 and why The Baron is seeing glittering snakes whilst watching 'Platoon' for the 42nd time over the space of two weeks. All this and a helluva lot more on this week's DHB...

Duration: 01:32:40

DHB 220: Bane Cock

A new year and a new episode of your favourite podcast! Well, it might not be your 'favourite', but at least you'll play it in the car while you navigate your fat ass through the MacDonalds Drive-Thru.. Joining the captain of the awesome ship tonight is Baron Von Lurch Monster. He's been a low boy lately, so wer'e going to be launching 'Lurch Aid' soon - stay tuned.

Duration: 01:24:57

DHB 219: Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozey Snooze

Well this one is an absolute stramash of Old Skool goodness.. Did you know that we'll soon be six years old, and did you know that it's been over a year and a half since we've had a gathering this laden with former guests? Well, buckle in people to hear all about some shocking news from Maynard, some not-shocking news from the victorious Lurch Monster and some 'lock your cats and other stabby prone animals away from The Coops' news! Yep.. Oh, and we get gatecrashed by a random sandwich...

Duration: 01:56:05

DHB 218: Self Defence Beard

Hey, listen.. This is just a short one, I know this. But I had to go and do things! Jeez, cut me a damned break people, it's not easy for us being podcasting superstars AND maintaining real lives! Do you want a leg? Because I'll cut a damned leg off to say sorry if that's what you really want, you monsters. You know what, I'm not sorry - screw you. I don't even mean that, daddy says bad things when he's upset. So basically this show is a little short. I had to cut off the recording...

Duration: 00:39:23

DHB 217: It Wipes It's Face

Lurch Monster joins Scott tonight for an 'off the cuff' show, pretty much put together to let Lurch vent his fury at women kind in general. He's feeling a bit put out by the fairer sex folks, and he's not holding back when it comes to telling it how it is. Buckle in and prepare for rage face Von Lurch Monster! Scott.

Duration: 01:26:46

DHB 216: Live Fae the Tilly Butcher!

Another show on the road this week, so apologies for the less than usual quality. Plus, I had to use the audio from the live video we broadcast on Facebook, as the recording deck crapped out through half the show. Still, it's come out pretty well. Join Sasquatch, Lurch Monster and The Apprentice in this weeks clusterfudge of a show!

Duration: 01:36:09

DHB 215: House of Steev

First time on the road with the mobile deck, and second time live on Facebook! Still some teething problems, but worth checking out - Show is a good one, and includes LOTS of poop stuff.. Since you know, we're all five.

Duration: 01:27:37

DHB 214: DaQueeree

In the words of the mighty LL Cool J, "Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years". I mean yes, a lot of those years have been spent laying on a sofa with my hands down my tracksuit bottoms scratching myself, but I've cast my freshly itched gentleman's potatoes and we're ready to get podcasting again! Tonight Scott is joined by Lurch Monster for this looong show. Well worth checking out to the end, things get a bit serious and we see a side of Lurch that we normally never get a...

Duration: 02:30:02

DHB 213: 'Murica, We Need To Have a Talk..

You know, you 'Muricans have gone batshit to the wall. Seriously, what the hell are you doing with yourselves? We're stepping in and taking control, you can't run yourselves.. Or we would, if we weren't busy hosting the BESTEST PODCAST EVER! That's right, Scott is joined tonight by The Snuffles, and we talk about everything from setting fire to gardens, to a man shot-putting a Macaroni supper into a river. All this and more on tonight's DHB!

Duration: 01:10:59

DHB 212: Black Market Chromosomes

In the wise words of LL Cool J, "Don't call it a comeback, we've been here for years". Granted, mostly doing f*ck all and being ridiculous, but we've still been here sitting in our underwear contemplating our belly button fluff.So Scott is joined by Steevasaurus, and a ONCE AGAIN nearly dead Lurch! Do you remember when you were a kid that you had a pal who was always poorly? That kid who would rarely get invited out anywhere because he was tucked in bed watching Only Fools and Horses, and...

Duration: 01:27:53

DHB 211: Oh So Lonely..

A new episode? Well, kinda. If you're a new listener you might wanna skip this one and go back a couple. It's just Scott flying solo for this one, updating you all on what's been happening during the DHB downtime, why all his clothes are stained and why a kid with ridiculous eyebrows is leading us all as a nation into naming our kids after instagram filters.What? I know, it all sounds ridiculous, but it'll all make sense when you listen in to the latest DHB Radio Show!- Scott.

Duration: 00:51:09

DHB 210: Get Off Me, I'm Diabetic!

Scott is joined by The Baron Von Lurch Monster tonight, as we talk about him being power slammed by Paul Blart, how not to steal from supermarkets and why tons of people this week win the 'John Mackay Award for Best Worst Facebook Post of the Week'. Oh, and don't forget the Baron's new sex toy.. (Big thanks to listener Ian Avery for sponsoring tonight's show) (Also, if you want to email the Vegan - All this and more on tonight's show!

Duration: 01:21:45

DHB 209: If it aint broke..

Joining the ever hairy faced Scott tonight is Steevasaurus, freshly back from surgery / Steev is moving home / Nobody warns you about baby stuff / cat goes missing, sprays excrement all over a caravan / Steev isn't too happy with his surgery, but at least he can breath again / we test out live broadcasting to YouTube and it works / All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show!

Duration: 01:06:46

DHB 208: Tonguepunch The Fartbox

Finally back! Sorry about the wait for a new show folks. This whole having a baby thing really puts a bloody dent in the whole podcasting lifestyle. But still, you totally want to hear about The Roobs on gas, how she was firing poopy baseballs around the maternity ward and also how on a regular basis, Tattie sits on his testicles until he thinks they're going to pop.All this and more on tonight's DHB Radio Show!

Duration: 01:35:57

DHB 207: Chasing The Fox

Joining the One Man Podcast Wrecking Ball that is Scott Taylor tonight is The combined might of The Snuffles! / Put a ring on it Tattie / Why getting married in a castle is a load of pretentious balls / Scott gets ranty / Tattie can't catch a break from the other two / People be fecking thick on Facebook.. Again / We retire a section, and start a whole new one / Sandy needs to dress up like a hound / Man posts abuse on Police Facebook page, then sues them / Listener gets drowned in a 'Log...

Duration: 01:23:55

DHB 206: Proceed to the Fist

Scott is joined by a large headed representative from the 'DHB Ministry of Beef' to talk about recent attacks from the Vegan Overlords / Some vegans compare eating meat to rape / Hash Brownies, and how they can make a man sit on the edge of the bath for over an hour giggling at his own penis / How to best interupt a wedding speech, and bait neds into invading the celebrations / Shock confession leads to a stunned Roobs jumping on the mic!All this and much more on this episode of The DHB...

Duration: 01:34:28

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