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Super Sexy Barry White

Today, Mark will Sho' You Right with a Barry White Frenzy. Barry, You Are The First, My Last, My Everything and that's why we Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Baby. Then later, some interesting info about hookers we may not have known, fun places to have sex and November fun facts. All that plus the time Alex Trebek ate pot brownies.

Duration: 00:58:23

The Birthday Turkey

As Thanksgiving looms, we introduce the Birthday Turkey. This week, sexy confessions, eating naked in Paris, toilet paper harming our butt-holes, Comments with Skeeter and some interesting things you may not have known.

Duration: 01:00:34

Some Sexy Songs For Ya

This week: The Top 10 Sexiest Songs, Comments with Skeeter, True Confessions. and sex tits, oops, tips that is. Also, the top Halloween costumes found on Porn Hub, and teenagers choose smart phones over sleep, good parenting America.

Duration: 01:06:40

Stretch Before You Fuck

This week: Mark's top 10 Halloween movies of all time, a cool clip of Vincent Price recording his part on Michael Jackson's Thriller, and Comments with Skeeter will not be forgotten. Also, need an idea for a Christmas gift? Neiman Marcus has your back. Then later, Nasty the Clown's Halloween Pickup Lines, some more sex fun facts, and what happens as soon as you die, on this, the final Halloween podcast on M&L.

Duration: 01:31:09

A Nasty Halloween

On today's show we run down the top 10 albums of all time, artists that should be inducted in the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame and new Bet Ya Didn't Know. Also, Halloween fun facts, young adults & threesomes, and Nasty the Clown pays us a visit.

Duration: 01:30:18

Friday the 13th with Luke Perry

A tired Mark is back from a Panthers defeat but the show must go on. Today, Friday the 13th Fun Facts, a belated birthday call to friend Luke Perry and an Elvis Bet'cha Didn't Know. All that plus On This Day in History, listener John Z calls the show and I Love Lucy Fun Facts.

Duration: 01:32:44

Remembering Tom Petty

After this past weeks' tragedies we attempt to move forward. We honor the late Tom Petty with a mini frenzy celebrating some of his greatest hits. Also, Mark's toe injury, listener comments, On This Day in History, Billboard's top 10 singles of all time, the best time of the day to have sex, and the 3 signs you should probably breakup. Then later, Japanese men cover their nipples, reasons why you should be fired from your job and is marriage on the decline?

Duration: 01:31:51

Pregnancy Power Food 👶

On this week's show:'s Top 10 1 Hit Wonders, swallowing helps you get pregnant and other sex fun facts, the latest edition of Car Wash News, and M&L are a couple of internet outlaws. Also, doing "it" in the car, listener comments, On This Day in History, and what's hidden up what? Next week: Spookiness afoot.

Duration: 01:31:30


On today's show, the top 20 Paul McCartney songs, we delve into Kevin Hart's extortion case and two separate stories of some truly disgusting women. Then later, Maggie calls in with the latest on her sex life and women watch porn more than men. How is that possible?

Duration: 01:29:08

Go See It🎈

M&L are back from LA with stories and some odd thoughts. Also on today's show, On This Day in History, listener comments, and Mark's movie recommendation of the season. Plus, M&L taste test unique chocolate, the household workout, the celebrities who lost their fortunes, and how dirty are those restaurant lemons?

Duration: 01:16:38

Football is Back!

Are you ready for some football!? Today Sam Farmer calls with his 2017 NFL preview. Also, we phone friend of the show Cody Decker to see if he is behind Mark's dick pic. Then later, a monkey in Israel has new friend, a Chinese man has something removed from somewhere and nurses were caught being naughty. All that and so much more....!

Duration: 01:29:39

Labor Day Dick Pics

We kick off this sizzling September with some "interesting" Labor Day Fun Facts and Lynda's best friend Rachel sits down to answer the Island Questions. Also, Mark gets an intimate text, Itty Bitty Theater, the health benefits of marijuana and Danny goes on an Uber rant.

Duration: 01:27:48

9 Gold Records

Did you know Mark has 10 Gold Records? Today he plays them for us, well actually, he plays 9 for us; find out why. Also, with the passing of Jay Thomas, Mark pays tribute to a fellow LA icon. Then later, the richest people in TV, the keys to success and DNCE teams up with Rod Stewart?

Duration: 01:30:19


Mark & Lynda are celebrating 35 years of marriage and so we take a look back at the year 1982. The top movies, shows, songs and other fun facts from year they said "I do." Also, you wouldn't believe who was caught drunk at work, sexting, and what's dirtier than your toilet? Happy Anniversary Mark and Lynda!

Duration: 01:25:28

Fresh Porn is Key

Today we remember some of the great songs from the late Glen Campbell, then later, Mark shares some his favorite songs of all time and we catch up with listener Maggie with the latest on her vagina. Also on today's show, On This Day in History, snakes in the attic and one shitty bus trip story. All that and so much more....

Duration: 01:31:12

I Like Big D That F Me In The A

On today's show: M&L finally tasted a burger from Sonic, Dan Savage's advice on gangbanging (the sexual term- not the thug kind) and Nasty the Clown pays us a visit. Also, the Queen drinks, Seinfeld tops the comedy rich list again, California's overabundance of weed and why the hell are we spending so much on avocado toast? All that plus, On This Day in History and how we like our steaks cooked.

Duration: 01:31:57

Mark’s Most Hated Songs

Today on the show we sample a new Ringo Starr track, and man does it suck. Then later, brain teasers that'll make you scream, a new Itty Bitty Theatre, and what men and women find most attractive about the opposite sex. Also, Mark shares his top 6 most hated songs of all time and a Redditt survey was taken on things to do in your 20's that you won't regret in your 30's. All that, plus Madonna is a piece of work.

Duration: 01:31:36

Thrones vs. Porn

On today's show we celebrate the life of Red West with a little Elvis Frenzy. Then later, the things that have ended relationships, Five Guys Fun Facts, the reason porn traffic dipped last Sunday night and what's that little pocket on our jeans? All that plus, On This Day in History and your boss sucks!

Duration: 01:27:38

🍷🍺🥃Drunk Matt 🍸🍹🍾🍶🥂🎙

On this episode of M&L: The Liberal Redneck discusses Net Neutrality, On This Day in History, and Sex Bots are real! Then later, where we masturbate, a brood of Birthday Chickens and our first installment of "Drunk Matt" is here.

Duration: 01:32:20

Golden Showers

On today's show: Masturbation tips for men, Riverside County is looking for snitches, and you wouldn't believe how much R2-D2 sold at auction. Then later, the best day of the week to cheat, fidget spinners go against God, and caller Stephanie on golden showers. Yup! Cocktails, check. Hot dogs, check. Fireworks, check. The Thompson's are ready for the 4th.

Duration: 01:30:24

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