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The Miles and Crawford Variety Hour

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Episode 19: Pursuit of happiness in a Police State, Parenting, Housing & Politics + Coffee!

Miles & Crawford are back this week to talk about a range of topics including the pursuit of happiness, police states, reminiscing about the Darwinistic parenting 30 years ago vs now, inequality of the chance at becoming a politician, housing opportunities, comedians we like and the differences in communities. Not necessarily in that order but we get around to it.

Duration: 01:38:41

Episode 18: The State of our Union, Abandoned Resolutions, return of MC Variety Hour in 2018!

MC Variety Hour is back in 2018! This week we discussed resolutions that we plan to break, the state of our fragile union, Civil War, Revolutions, and finish with gushing all about Doctor Who. Join us as we meander our way through a variety hour of conversation fueled by a high coffee intake.

Duration: 00:51:14

Ep17-New Mic! What in the heck is even going on? Pervwood,Micro vs Macro

We can talk without being touched, matt damon sucks, ohio has crazy weather, and we talk about what is upcoming in the new year.

Duration: 00:41:58

Episode 16-Legal vs Societal Justice; Brock Turner Sucks,Variety Hour Shennanigans

Describing how awful everything is with twists of humor. Life is not getting any easier for the middle class/lower blue class. Tax reform, society, BROCK TURNER YOU WILL ALWAYS SUCK, and the FCC can suck it.

Duration: 00:58:28

Episode 15: The Age of Aquarius, A Conscious Universe, Astronomy vs Astrology and Coffee!

Miles & Crawford are back this week to take a walk on the weirder side of things. Are we in the Age of Aquarius? We talk about Astronomy vs. Astrology, Pseudo-Science, Planet effects, touch on physics just a bit and then get distracted and meander into random topics before bringing it all full circle just as we do every week!

Duration: 01:22:58

Episode 13: Cursed Cast! Coffee, Pervywood, Gun Control, Voting, & Positive things!

Miles & Crawford are back this week with lucky number 13! This week we share some of the positive things going on in the world, Reminding people to vote this coming week, (VOTE!) gun control, hunting, and some random chit chat that veers into wondering just what the hee-haw is going on in Pervywood. Join us as we meander our way through another hour of what makes up the Variety Hour!

Duration: 01:05:25

Episode 12: Scarycast! Ladies with power, Leaning Left, Serial Killers, and George Bush Sr.'s Hands.

Miles & Crawford are back yet again to regale listeners with our thoughts and meandering talk on current issues. This week we continued our focus on women and interesting stats on active duty women in particular. Inequality, Village style child rearing, Disparity, Serial Killers, and thoughts on George Bush Sr.'s sneaky hands. Join us as we meander through another fun hour of conversation and coffee.

Duration: 01:01:33

Episode 11: Awesome Women, Double Standards, Caffeine, Pets, Coast 2 Coast Season 2 Opener!

MC Variety Hour is back with Season 2 for another amazing hour of discussing that which needs to be discussed! This week we went coast to coast and rocked it like a hurricane! We discussed amazing women in time, our role in society in history and now, current news, random stuff, and maybe our pets show up for an appearance!

Duration: 00:53:58

Episode 10: Women! Equality! Suffrage! Progress? Season Ender!

MIles and Crawford make their glorious return from their month sabbatical with the topic of women's rights around the world! Heavily caffeinated late at night, this is also our season ender episode with Season 2 starting next week! This week we touched on Suffrage, equal pay, working in male-dominated fields, The Feminine Mystique, The Mental Load and seriously... How to pronounce Phenomenon, *spoiler alert* No cowbells in this episode, folks!

Duration: 01:00:16

Episode 9: Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n Roll, Hurricanes, Sex Ed, and Caffeine!

Miles and Crawford are back this time with sound issues fixed! This episode we talk about Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll. We take a conversational stroll through ancient and modern sex, sex faces, virginity auctions, sex ed, eunuchs, creepers, Ambien sex, and why don't flat earth society members accept gay members on their dating site? Hurricanes, wildfires, solar flares, earth quakes... what is going on in the world?! Join us as we try to make it through an hour of conversation that starts...

Duration: 01:05:31

Episode 8: Racism, Heritage, Ugly Crying, Lamps & Back to Garrett!

MC Variety Hour is back this time with another enthralling episode where we meander through a conversation about Racism, current events in the news, White Supremacy, veer off into ugly crying, passion for ugly lamps, and finally get back to Garrett.

Duration: 01:03:00

Episode 7: Conspiracies, Pocahantas, Chem Trails, Bullying and Coffee!

Miles & Crawford are back yet again to regale listeners with their thoughts on Conspiracies! Why are male fertility rates so low in the western hemisphere? Are Chem Trails a thing? Did Shakespeare write all those plays? Did the UK learn about Pocahontas? Have we confused bullying with peer pressure? Join us for another lively discussion that you never quite know what we will end on!

Duration: 00:56:51

Ep. 6: The Linguistics of Language, Coffee, Social Anxiety, Karma, Elders & Net Neutrality!

Miles & Crawford are back this week with a hilarious edition about the Linguistics of language! Where does our language come from and how do we communicate today? Why can't we seem to pronounce anything correctly? What is so profane about profanity?! Highly caffeinated and full of ideas we tackle this complex topic with our usual method of meandering off topic(Rant about net neutrality incoming!)but tying it back in... somehow. Join us!

Duration: 01:06:03

Episode 5: Vaginas, Books, Darwin Awards, Credit, and the Jersey Shore

Miles and Crawford are back a mere fortnight later to regale listeners with their overly caffeinated opinions on news recently relevant, and maybe even a little history. Glitter Vaginas? Darwin Awards, The mentality of privilege, books we dig, and the Jersey Shore. Join us for a journey of random conversation in a garage.

Duration: 00:59:53

Episode 4: Freedom, Debt, Prisons, (Coffee) Profit!

Miles and Crawford are back this week, coffee in hand to discuss the current state of freedom! This episode we meander through Private prisons, incarceration rates, monitoring, debt, and all of the other little things can lead to feeling just a little less free. What random unrelated conversation will we stray into this episode?

Duration: 01:04:51

The Pitfalls of Food Service Rant (Excerpt)

Miles and Crawford talk about the hell that is the food service industry. Excerpt from episode 3, now streaming!

Duration: 00:11:28

Episode 3: AOL, Caffeine, Nicotine and Death!

Miles and Crawford rant about working in the food service industry, smart phones and the good old days of AOL, give a shout out to Pride month, discuss the many ways people identify themselves, and Meander through a conversation about death. How would we want to go? and where do we go? Topics swing wildly.. general randomness ensured with heavy doses of humor.

Duration: 01:11:27

Episode 1 "The Variety Hour"

2 Avocado toast eating, coffee equipped Millenials meander their way through a conversation that starts off as one thing and ends on another..

Duration: 00:43:53