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Two real weird sisters break down the Harry Potter series chapter by chapter and delve into special topics related to the Harry Potter universe. Podcast episodes may contain spoilers from the entire Harry Potter series.

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English


Episodes

4.17 The Four Champions

9/25/2017
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This chapter is all kinds of awkward, so Alice and Martha do their best to remedy the awkwardness through bad French accents, horrible Moody growls, and questionable Dumbledore-Yoda comparisons. Plus, never forget: DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more

Duration: 01:22:03


Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

9/21/2017
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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort the characters of Game of Thrones into Hogwarts houses. Stay tuned for part 2! Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book... Read more

Duration: 01:42:30


4.16 The Goblet of Fire

9/18/2017
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The sisters swap stories of being almost as awkward as Ron around famous people, battle for best (or worst) Fleur impression, and get grossed out by a lot of strange foods in this chapter. Watch out for talons! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for... Read more

Duration: 01:17:11


4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

9/11/2017
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Before they even have a chance to mispronounce foreign schools’ names, Alice and Martha get bogged down in the linguistic trenches of Harry Potter spells. But don’t worry, they give themselves plenty of chances for pronunciation humiliation throughout this episode!​ Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more

Duration: 01:23:11


4.14 The Unforgivable Curses

9/4/2017
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This week, Martha is joined by a hoarse Alice to discuss the intricacies of Mad-Eye Moody’s mad eye, the fine line between Mad-Eye and Barty Crouch Jr., and the insensitive behavior of Ron. Warning: listening to this episode is enough to earn a life sentence in Azkaban. And remember, CONSTANT VIGILANCE! Please consider supporting us on... Read more

Duration: 00:53:56


Hermione Granger and the Final Rose

9/1/2017
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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_) to cast and imagine a fantasy season of The Bachelorette, starring Hermione Granger as the Bachelorette and featuring Harry Potter characters as contestants. Our casting of The Bachelor with Harry Potter as the lead can be found at http://www.realweirdsisters.com/harry-potter-and-the-final-rose/ Please consider... Read more

Duration: 01:37:10


4.13 Mad-Eye Moody

8/28/2017
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One of the grossest chapters in all of Harry Potter, including newborn Blast-Ended Skrewts, bubotuber pus, and Hermione scarfing down her food at breakneck speed. Warning: Do not listen to this episode while eating, unless you’ve got to dash to the library right after. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware... Read more

Duration: 01:07:40


4.12 The Triwizard Tournament

8/21/2017
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After twelve long weeks, we are finally back in the Hogwarts castle and all is right with the world! Martha’s impressions abound as the Sorting Hat sings a new song, and Alice tries to stump Martha with a new game. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more

Duration: 01:01:06


4.11 Aboard the Hogwarts Express

8/14/2017
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Alice and Martha recap Chapter 11 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, AKA the story of “The Boy Who Cried Dark Wizard.” We really just can’t wait to finally get to Hogwarts. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more

Duration: 00:46:34


4.10 Mayhem at the Ministry

8/7/2017
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Alice and Martha debate which Weasley is Mrs. Weasley’s favorite, discuss the power of the press in Harry Potter, and complain about Percy… but what else is new. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club... Read more

Duration: 01:14:58


4.9 The Dark Mark

7/31/2017
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You-Know-Who’s mark has been cast in the sky… and yes, Harry, when we say You-Know-Who, we mean Voldemort. Alice and Martha question the emergency protocol at the Quidditch World Cup, assess Ron’s level of privilege, and share stories of the most important things they’ve ever lost. Plus, Martha speaks French! Please consider supporting us on... Read more

Duration: 01:29:46


4.8 The Quidditch World Cup

7/24/2017
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​Even though this chapter is all about SPORTS, Alice and Martha do their best to address everything non-sports-related in the chapter. This includes but is not limited to: the population of wizards in the world, cheese metaphors, and the marginalization of house-elves in wizarding society. And if you’re not going to watch at normal speed,... Read more

Duration: 01:19:42


4.7 Bagman and Crouch

7/17/2017
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Alice and Martha discuss kilts, ponchos, and thigh-length galoshes; share their love of Archie the old wizard; and get confused talking about the number of Quidditch players in Great Britain.​ Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.... Read more

Duration: 01:09:51


4.6 The Portkey

7/10/2017
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​Alice and Martha engage in lively discussion of sleep schedules, the various forms of transportation in the wizarding world, and the hotness level of Robert Pattinson as they discuss chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers... Read more

Duration: 00:57:42


4.5 Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes

7/3/2017
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You may not have heard this episode before, but if you’re anything like Harry, you’ll know immediately what chapter we’re here to talk about. Listen to Alice and Martha analyze just how cool Bill Weasley is, debate Charlie’s dateability, and tie it all back to Breaking Bad and the Fudge books.​ Please consider supporting us... Read more

Duration: 01:14:31


4.4 Back to the Burrow

6/26/2017
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If you were thinking this chapter would actually take you back to the Burrow, you are sadly mistaken. But have no fear, because this episode will still attempt to answer your most burning questions, including: what do the Dursleys do with Harry’s room during the school year? What would Cornelius Fudge and Dudley’s ship name be? And,... Read more

Duration: 00:55:53


4.3 The Invitation

6/19/2017
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This one is for all the swotty little nancy boys out there. Alice and Martha are back to criticize Harry’s friends’ ideas of good food, question the methods of refrigeration in the wizarding world, and imagine Harry as a contestant on What Not to Wear. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be... Read more

Duration: 01:03:54


4.2 The Scar

6/12/2017
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​Alice and Martha are back to share stories of the weirdest dreams they’ve had, explain why Dumbledore is kind of a hipster, and attempt to come up with better pseudonyms for Buckbeak than “Witherwings.” Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more

Duration: 00:57:03


4.1 The Riddle House

6/5/2017
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Hi and welcome to the Frank Bryce Memorial Podcast, where your hosts bemoan the loss of one of the greatest men to ever walk the earth and honor his life with as much respect as possible. If you’ve come to hear about unexpected animals that produce milk, you’ve come to the right place. Also, learn... Read more

Duration: 01:20:15


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Movie Review

5/29/2017
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The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Haley Strong (@hstrong_). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics... Read more

Duration: 02:31:39

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