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Two real weird sisters break down the Harry Potter series chapter by chapter and delve into special topics related to the Harry Potter universe. Podcast episodes may contain spoilers from the entire Harry Potter series.

Two real weird sisters break down the Harry Potter series chapter by chapter and delve into special topics related to the Harry Potter universe. Podcast episodes may contain spoilers from the entire Harry Potter series.
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Two real weird sisters break down the Harry Potter series chapter by chapter and delve into special topics related to the Harry Potter universe. Podcast episodes may contain spoilers from the entire Harry Potter series.

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English


Episodes

4.34 Priori Incantatem

1/22/2018
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Alice and Martha are once again thrilled to spend an hour and half breaking down a ten page chapter! In this episode, we discuss a wild alternate reality which, of course, involves the shrunken heads, delve into the backstory on why one Scholastic consistency editor may have been fired, and consider reasons for why the... Read more

Duration: 01:23:16


4.33 The Death Eaters

1/15/2018
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Hello, listener, our slippery friend… Alice and Martha are back to discuss Voldemort’s sentimental side, pick apart the specifics of his return to corporeal form, and question J.K. Rowling’s math skills, yet again. (We still think you’re a genius, Jo!) Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more

Duration: 01:22:08


4.32 Flesh, Blood, and Bone

1/8/2018
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In what is possibly the most pivotal chapter of the entire Harry Potter series, Alice and Martha fully eulogize Cedric and reflect on the life that was taken from us too soon. Wormtail follows a recipe moste evile to resurrect his master, and sadly, “it” doesn’t drown. Lord Voldemort has returned, and Harry’s life will never be the same again. Don’t worry though; despite the heavy topic, there’s... Read more

Duration: 01:04:10


4.31 The Third Task

1/1/2018
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Bill is back, acting cooler than ever, Snuffles sends his best wishes (or does he?), and no one but Hermione seems to be able to remember that Muggle technology goes haywire at Hogwarts. Luckily, there are spells to point Harry in the right direction, literally! Alice and Martha also admire Cedric’s true Hufflepuff characteristics and consider the ways in... Read more

Duration: 01:20:36


4.30 The Pensieve

12/25/2017
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With twinkling eyes, Alice and Martha delve into the inner workings of the Pensieve, the complexities of the Crouch father-son dynamic, and the possibilities of yet another Dumbledore conspiracy theory. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book... Read more

Duration: 01:25:37


The 2017 Real Weird Holiday Special

12/22/2017
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As 2017 comes to a close, we want to offer you a chance to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we rank Harry’s seven Christmases with returning guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_), write New Year’s Resolutions for some of your favorite (and least favorite) Wizarding World characters, and sort the characters of A Charlie Brown Christmas with a... Read more

Duration: 02:20:58


4.29 The Dream

12/18/2017
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Alice and Martha snuffle around as they recap The Dream, which rivals both sisters’ strangest dream stories and somehow, they find a way to relate all this back to the Unabomber. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the... Read more

Duration: 01:18:41


Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 2)

12/13/2017
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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined once again by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to continue sorting the characters of Game of Thrones into Hogwarts houses. Listen to Part 1 here. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book... Read more

Duration: 01:25:38


4.28 The Madness of Mr. Crouch

12/11/2017
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This chapter art may not be Alice’s favorite, but the chapter makes up for it with opportunities for plenty of Dobby and Winky impressions, discussions of Ron’s problem with Hermione’s social activism, and the symbolism of Barty Crouch, Sr. Plus, Harry is super awkward with Krum and Snape trolls Harry pretty hard, so what’s not... Read more

Duration: 01:38:31


The First Annual Real Weird Hunger Games

12/9/2017
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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Shandy Lemperle (@shandylemperle) and Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to cast, draft, and role play a season of The Hunger Games, featuring Harry Potter characters as contestants. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both the Hunger Games series and the Harry Potter series. Please consider supporting us... Read more

Duration: 03:10:48


4.27 Padfoot Returns

12/4/2017
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​As the title suggests, this chapter features the return of Padfoot… er, Snuffles, that is. It also features highly questionable teaching methods by Snape, frustrating interactions between Ron and Hermione, and lots of chicken. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place... Read more

Duration: 01:35:06


4.26 The Second Task

11/27/2017
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There is a tragic lack of Hedwig in this chapter, but that doesn’t stop Alice and Martha from paying homage to the great white bird through silence and song. Also in this episode is debate of what underwater animal is the most useful Animagus, controversy over Harry’s willingness to leave Hermione behind, and, of course,... Read more

Duration: 01:42:44


4.21 The House-Elf Liberation Front

10/23/2017
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​Harry and Ron are friends again and, for once, all is right with the world. Someone ought to tell Winky. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are... Read more

Duration: 01:23:00


4.20 The First Task

10/16/2017
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This chapter has it all: shoddy research methods, sassy Harry moments, and awkward interactions galore! Plus, it turns out Ron isn’t the worst person in the world! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes... Read more

Duration: 01:26:23


4.19 The Hungarian Horntail

10/9/2017
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Harry is emo, Hagrid is weird, Ron is cranky, Hermione is angelic, and Rita Skeeter is in her element. What more could you want from a chapter Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series. Book club episodes... Read more

Duration: 01:24:04


4.18 The Weighing of the Wands

10/2/2017
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Alice and Martha are back to discuss the potential of a mandatory gymnastics program at Hogwarts, debate the painfulness of Hermione’s teeth injury, and complain a lot about Snape. And don’t worry, they also complain about Ron plenty. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for... Read more

Duration: 01:06:32


4.17 The Four Champions

9/25/2017
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This chapter is all kinds of awkward, so Alice and Martha do their best to remedy the awkwardness through bad French accents, horrible Moody growls, and questionable Dumbledore-Yoda comparisons. Plus, never forget: DID YA PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more

Duration: 01:22:03


Sorting Hat: Game of Thrones (Part 1)

9/21/2017
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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Josh Wigler (@roundhoward) and the Sorting Crown to sort the characters of Game of Thrones into Hogwarts houses. Stay tuned for part 2! Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Game of Thrones and Harry Potter series. Please subscribe to our show! Book... Read more

Duration: 01:42:30


4.16 The Goblet of Fire

9/18/2017
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The sisters swap stories of being almost as awkward as Ron around famous people, battle for best (or worst) Fleur impression, and get grossed out by a lot of strange foods in this chapter. Watch out for talons! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for... Read more

Duration: 01:17:11


4.15 Beauxbatons and Durmstrang

9/11/2017
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Before they even have a chance to mispronounce foreign schools’ names, Alice and Martha get bogged down in the linguistic trenches of Harry Potter spells. But don’t worry, they give themselves plenty of chances for pronunciation humiliation throughout this episode!​ Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters. Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains... Read more

Duration: 01:23:11

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