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English


Episodes

Coffee & Alcohol

12/13/2017
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We get jacked out of our minds on caffeine and ramble on about bombs on bats, disgruntled employees gluing hands to floors, something about jellyfish, and two balloons a turtle and Rasputins dick.

Duration: 00:33:52


The Spitting Edge of Discipline

12/6/2017
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It's a goofy one this week as we talk about putting curses on children, whether or not its worth moving to Switzerland, and if two heads are truly better than one. Oh, and robot hands.

Duration: 00:36:47


One Mans Trash

11/29/2017
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Good gobbles! It's another sode! This week we talk about trash turkey, water magic, are bugs stronger than M&M's, talking Sling Blade farts and thirsty panty pillow cases. Lordy!

Duration: 00:31:46


Gorbachev Stains

11/15/2017
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It's a tactical pod strike where we talk about the nebulous realm cryptoid happenings, punishing kids with eggs and feral cats, squatchin and how macho is France really?

Duration: 00:27:13


Sink Thinkin

11/8/2017
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We talk about pervy AI, why to bury your cotton smalls, lawyer dog, and the best sex positions to make an employable kid. We niced it!

Duration: 00:38:51


Bea Elzebub

11/1/2017
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Its a semi-spooktacular episode as we talk about wizard curses, a UFO ranch, soulless robo pets, the Devil's butt models and more!

Duration: 00:36:33


Jack Nicholson Poorly

10/25/2017
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We dive right in this week to learn the in's and out's of the Amish, Siri vs a cat brain, Nick Cage snack foods, and the U.N. may have been scared out of Africa by vampires...

Duration: 00:38:03


Art Project

10/18/2017
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The art world is a world that just keeps on giving, as we find out the hard way in this weeks episode. We also talk about Carrot Tops head, the truth behind Arbys, clam farts and how Swartzy may just save the planet!

Duration: 00:38:26


Bluetiful

10/11/2017
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Aour hunger for pizza makes us extra goofy this week as we ramble about bluetiith butt plugs, anti-cancer caviar, hurricane straight edge orgies, the dil-do's and dil-dont's of dildos, and we even do a little ASMR for ya. Hold onto yer butts!

Duration: 00:36:50


Psychic Skrunk

10/4/2017
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We are all over the place this week as we talk about making slop, tainted flutes, and blind burglars. https://www.patreon.com/theroyalwe

Duration: 00:38:55


Marbles and Bugdar

9/27/2017
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Ham Sam and Nate the Plate serve up a heapin' pile of Goof Grease this week as they talk about dogs eating toes, nonsense genie superpowers, fish personalities, and they ponder the question, "What IS real?" Support Us On Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/theroyalwe

Duration: 00:39:38


Bigfoots Ghost

9/20/2017
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We get the goof grease going with talk about Satanic cults, butt buggery, haunted 3D printed objects, handicapped monster fighting teams and a lot more. A lotta big claims in this one!

Duration: 00:42:16


Teeter Pooper

9/13/2017
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Heavy goof grease this week! We talk about weenie vandals, monkey robot brains, coke limos, sailors being the old world internet, we crack a lot of non-existent codes and we finally get Veronica's name right... we think.

Duration: 00:45:03


Shirt Off, In The Bed

9/6/2017
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We get really goofy and jabber on about Mt. Dew Tooth, talking to skulls, meatball Paul, the wonder that is Krrish, and Sams obsession with a shirtless Jamie Oliver.

Duration: 00:40:18


Best in Shed

8/30/2017
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This week Sam and Nate talk about who or what makes the best shed in a contest where anything goes, pet parrots take the witness stand, the absurdity of secret menu items and more!

Duration: 00:44:07


Great Cast in the Sky

8/26/2017
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Bonus Sode! Sam and Nate record a special bit of nonsense just for you folks!

Duration: 00:01:44


Our M.O.

8/23/2017
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We cover a lot of ground in this one! We learn that bears aren't the only things that get tired of eating people and just how sleepy you'd have to be to be burned alive and everything in between. It's pretty greasy!

Duration: 00:43:13


Cool Donkey

8/17/2017
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We get together to talk about Sams three-horse-mom, John Denver burning the homeless, a cool donkey, and we cant remember anything apparently. It's a greasy one!

Duration: 00:36:31


Church Spider

8/9/2017
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Sam and Nate are joined by Taylor A. Crockett this week to talk about Illuminati Cracker Barrel, robot church spider vs robot art spider, eating a Bigfoot and a lot more!

Duration: 00:46:08


Superdogs

8/2/2017
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We do a tactical strike podcast where we talk about the abilities of the Superdog, dough truck accidents, Elvis Jesus and a lot more. It's all bigger and dumber!

Duration: 00:39:40

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