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Three friends dissect, analyze and share their impressions, conclusions and opinions about movies from the Golden Age to Current. Movie review podcast that pulls no punches. Spoiler and NSFW alerts in full effect (though we do edit quite a bit of it out in post production).

Three friends dissect, analyze and share their impressions, conclusions and opinions about movies from the Golden Age to Current. Movie review podcast that pulls no punches. Spoiler and NSFW alerts in full effect (though we do edit quite a bit of it out in post production).
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Three friends dissect, analyze and share their impressions, conclusions and opinions about movies from the Golden Age to Current. Movie review podcast that pulls no punches. Spoiler and NSFW alerts in full effect (though we do edit quite a bit of it out in post production).

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English


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Hooked on a Feeling: Wonderful Williams

9/23/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] Hooked on a Feeling: Wonderful Williams September 10, 2017 After several delays, we bring you the first of a three episode look at three movies starring Robin Williams! During this first episode, “Hooked on a Feeling: Wonderful Williams”, our hosts discuss the movie Hook (1991) which also stars Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins, Maggie Smith, et al. This whimsical look at an older Peter Banning (ie Peter PAN) is...

Duration: 00:38:44


Free 4 All! -- IT Movie Review

9/10/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] Free 4 All!—IT!! September 10, 2017 This episode, Joe shares his takeaways from the horror film It (2017) based on a Stephen King novel currently out in movie theaters (which he saw yesterday). Joe and Juan focus on Joe’s experience watching IT (2017), but Juan also talks about changes in Directors for Star Wars: Episode 9, schedule delays in production and kind of rants about the Crisis on Umbara content release from Star Wars:...

Duration: 00:32:18


A Labor Day Free 4 All!, 2017

9/4/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] “Labor Day Special” Free 4 All! September 03, 2017 For this three day Labor Day weekend, our hosts share an off-the-cuff episode with you regarding the upcoming horror film It (2017) based on a Stephen King novel, Sean asks movie theaters to play smaller “indie” flicks and retro movies in addition to blockbusters and Juan (as always) shares his takeaways from the recent Force Friday II merchandising move by Disney. This week we...

Duration: 00:47:06


"Damnnnn Disney!" Free 4 All!

8/21/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] “Damnnnn Disney!” Free 4 All! August 20, 2017 This week our hosts switch gears and take a look at the Disney company’s road map for movie releases going into the year 2020. They pulled their source from an article posted by Businessinsider.com here: ...

Duration: 00:40:01


Movie Roulette: July 30, 2017

7/31/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] Movie Roulette July 30, 2017 Welcome to the show! Sean rejoins Joe and Juan in the studio to discuss three films in classic “Movie Roulette” style: Best in Show (2000), PCU (1994) and Stand By Me (1986). Sean recants his review for a classic screenplay-version of Stephen King’s novella/short story “The Body”, Joe goes on a mild rant about political correctness and Nostradamus and Juan shares his misgivings about Best in Show. Join...

Duration: 00:45:22


Free 4 All! July 23, 2017

7/24/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] Free 4 All! July 23, 2017 Welcome to the show! During this episode, Joe and Juan discuss War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) which is currently in theaters, Spiderman: Homecoming (2017), the San Diego Comic Con event, Joe recalls a guilty pleasure in Armageddon (1998) and Juan drops the obligatory Star Wars reference early in the show. We send our heartfelt condolences to the friends and families of George Romero and John Heard...

Duration: 00:33:25


Free 4 All! July 16, 2017

7/18/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] Free 4 All! July 16, 2017 Welcome back everyone! During this episode, Joe and Juan return to the studio to chat about news in entertainment, an older Paul Thomas Anderson film called “Hard Eight” (1996), Woody Harrelson’s feedback regarding Ron Howard taking the helm of the Han Solo film and the recent behind-the-scenes trailer from The Last Jedi (1997). We had to release our last group of ducks back to the wild and didn’t edit...

Duration: 00:37:08


Movie Roulette!! July 2, 2017

7/4/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] “Movie Roulette July 2, 2017” a.k.a. “No Snoots’” or “Completely Uncensored”. We gave our censor ducks the week off for the National Holiday this year and urge you all to demonstrate restraint, moderation and responsible behavior while enjoying the freedom to make good or bad decisions alike. Our hosts return with a Movie Roulette to spice up your 4th of July Barbeques! Movies ranged from Joe’s recent viewing of Baby Driver (2017)...

Duration: 00:49:37


"Marry, Quack, Kill?" and Free 4 All! June 25, 2017

6/29/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] “Marry, Quack, Kill and Free 4 All! June 25, 2017 Join us as Sean returns to the studio for a spicy episode of “Marry,Quack, Kill?”!! Our hosts challenge each other by choosing films from the careers of Kurt Russell (“The Russell Muscle”), Robin Williams, Nicholas Cage and Harrison Ford and force our daring hosts to make tough decisions regarding them. Congratulations to Ron Howard for taking the helm of the Han Solo project and...

Duration: 00:58:36


The Master (2012) Movie Review

6/17/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] “The Master” Review! Join our hosts as they review another Paul Thomas Anderson film starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix called “The Master” (2012). We also have The Stone Turntable stickers! 24 free stickers are available now! Go to our Twitter account and send a private message (PM) with mailing address and we will send you 1 free sticker! Stickers measure 2.5” by 2.5” square. Visit our website at:...

Duration: 00:56:40


Free 4 All-Wonders Never Cease!

6/8/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] It’s a Free 4 All—Wonders Never Cease! Join our hosts as they delve into movie trailers for A Ghost Story (2017), It Comes At Night (2017), touch on The Hero (6/9/17) and talk about the Wonder Woman (2017) movie. Juan goes on a short tirade about the vitriol surrounding this film, gender equality and how merit and potential is genderless. Sean couldn’t be in the studio with us this week so we postponed our “The Master” review...

Duration: 00:44:12


Favorite Movie Soundtracks!

5/25/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] This week our hosts all return to the studio to discuss their favorite movie Soundtracks and invited a special guest in the studio to share their pick as well! We used as many quackers as we could this week in post-production. We tried. ;D Discussions ranged from influential music of the 1950’s to 1970’s to current and covered a decent range of film genres. Click “Play” and find out what we discussed this week, then go to our...

Duration: 00:30:37


"Mickey" Roulette

5/17/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! [Explicit Rating/NSFW] This week we peek inside Scrooge McDuck’s vault and explore some Disney films for this “Movie Roulette” episode! Sean couldn’t be with us this week to explore Flight of the Navigator (1986) or The Black Cauldron (1985), but we take the plunge anyway and discuss these two films from the mid-1980’s. Join us as we discuss the merits of each film and discuss visual as well as developmental elements of each film and see how they...

Duration: 00:54:28


Free 4 All!!

5/10/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable! (Explicit Language/NSFW or younglings) Our hosts happily return to the studio after a week away and pay homage to educators as today is National Teachers Day. They dip into the film world and discuss Lean on Me 1989) with Morgan Freeman, Stand and Deliver (1988) with Edward James Olmos and Dead Poet Society (1989) starring Robin Williams and acknowledge the importance of educators (of all kinds). The new official trailer for Blade Runner: 2049 (2017)...

Duration: 00:34:57


In Plain View: There Will Be Blood

4/26/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!!!! (Explicit Language/NSFW) This week we focus on: Written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson and adapted from the Upton Sinclair novel Oil!, this 2007 release earned Robert Elswit and Daniel Day-Lewis an Oscar in 2008. Starring Day-Lewis and Paul Dano (et, al), this adaptation takes place in the early 20th century during the expansion of petroleum toward the Pacific Ocean from the Kern County area circa 1917-1927. Day-Lewis portrays Daniel...

Duration: 00:50:54


Movie Roulette!

4/19/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable! Explicit Rating/NSFW This week our hosts discuss three movies that they watched for this week’s “Movie Roulette”! Films include Smokin’Aces (2006) with Ray Liotta, I.Q. (1994) with Walter Matthiau and The Last Dragon (1985) with Taimak. Our hosts also discuss the new teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi which was released during the Star Wars Celebration in Orlando recently and (of all people) one of our hosts provided some criticism. We talk...

Duration: 01:02:44


April 11 2017 Trailer Trashed!

4/12/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! This week our hosts run through an extensive “Trailer Trashed” where they watched the following trailers: Thor: Ragnarok (2017), Spiderman: Homecoming (2017), Justice League (2017) and It (2017). As usual, there is some small discussion about Paul Thomas Anderson, a Star Wars mention and duck feathers all over the studio. Our hosts also watched a film they usually wouldn’t watch to “break out of their bubble”. Films included Captain Fantastic (2016)...

Duration: 01:28:36


Movie Roulette April 4 2017

4/7/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!!! This week our hosts enjoy a game of Movie Roulette and focus on three movies including Grumpy Old Men (1993) starring Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthiau, Fire and Ice (1983)directed by Ralph Bakshi and Punch Drunk Love, written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson (2002). The ducks returned to their posts and (questionably) performed their duties in trying to bring a semi-abridged version of the show. EXPLICIT Language-NSFW! Ya done been *quack*ing told....

Duration: 01:06:35


Marry, Quack, Kill!!

3/30/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable!! *NSFW-Explicit Content* During this week's episode, our ducky friends are still missing in action after the Saint Patrick's Day show and weren't in the booth to mitigate any swearing. Our hosts briefly (and almost rhetorically) discuss the origins of curse words, ranted about the black morass that can be the Facebook experience, touch on Citizen Kane and its popularity and (somewhere in there), the fate of Juan’s original copies of Spawn #1-5. !". This...

Duration: 00:50:28


Happy Saint Patrick's Day!!!

3/17/2017
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Welcome to The Stone Turntable! Get a warm bowl of corn beef cabbage, grab your Encyclopedia Brittanica and dust off your Boondock Saints DVD. Our hosts put on their thinking caps, set out the shot glasses and get a little tuned up during this no-holds-barred episode. EXPLICIT LANGUAGE WARNING! NSFW: No ducks were in the studio to mitigate "fowl" language during this week's episode. Check out the websites below for some information regarding the history of Saint Patrick, lest ye be a...

Duration: 01:23:07

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