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Join us each week for a Swift Half! Pub chat in your ears!

Join us each week for a Swift Half! Pub chat in your ears!
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Join us each week for a Swift Half! Pub chat in your ears!




Last Orders

S1 Ep6 – This is it, the end of the road. Well, for this series anyway. In our Last episode of the series we talk about how snapchat filters don’t work if you don’t have eyebrows, and Marc makes sure that people who follow UFO’s get no air time whatsoever. We hope you enjoyed the first Continue Reading →

Duration: 01:13:26

Korma Chamelion

S1 Ep5 – You ready for all kinds of GAINZ?! Well you better be! We’re back in the mythical pub for a fifth week to discuss Middle-lane Motorway hoggers and Small Car Owners. Who knows, we might even get our Acca right this week too!

Duration: 01:01:59

Episode 4 Bonus – Your Ideal Pub

S1 Ep4 BONUS – As a nice little bonus this week (because we’re nice like that), Marc and Carl have a discussion about their ideal pub – from the outside, all the way through to the tiny details like what crisps are on offer.

Duration: 00:05:06

Romance On The 389 Bus

S1 Ep4 – Well, it’s all going on this week. Dan’s Microphone isn’t working. Adam has a gagging order. And Marc tells us why he hates cyclists that use the train. But best of all, Carl talks to us about why you shouldn’t watch Lenny Henry and why you definitely shouldn’t go Limp.

Duration: 00:53:48

Vive La Stockport

S1 Ep3 – Not just is it Carl’s round this week, but he’s calling the shots. With a slightly longer episode this week, we discover everything there is to know about Stockport (or at least, what Carl and Mark know), as well as Marc firing out some questions from our first fan interaction.

Duration: 01:13:02

The Scented Candle Affair

S1 Ep2 – It’s Marc’s round at the bar while they discuss Donald Trump and boxing with Pensioners. Carl tells us why the barber shop grinds his gears and how poorly the accumulator bet went last week. Also find out about Marc’s discovery of the worst film ever made and his experience of the local Ale Trail.

Duration: 00:58:07


S1 Ep1 – Say hello to Marc and ‘Thrifty’ Carl as they welcome you to The Swift Half. Carl’s brought some leftover ale to drink as they look at the weekend’s football and try and win some money by placing an accumulator bet.

Duration: 00:52:59