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The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (Ep. 80)

12/17/2018
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On Episode 80 of the Touchdowners, Week 15 of the NFL, we send it back to Santa in the following 4 Downs: Returning Santa’s Gifts - Can you regift a lump of coal? Week 15 Scouting Report - I broke my back, I broke and neck and my back, I broke the back of my neck. The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 1) - Tensions rise as the city of Oakland sue the Raiders. The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 2) - Who will be Oakland’s bagman now that Reggie McKenzie is fired? Touchdown: What do you...

Duration:00:59:26

The NFL Punters start a GoFundMe (Ep.79)

12/11/2018
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On Episode 79 of the Touchdowners, Week 14 of the NFL, we decide who gets to sit on Santa’s lap in the following 4 Downs: Mission Statement - A look at why we do this podcast every week. Week 14 Scouting Report - Crazy finishes and feeling sorry for Blake Bortles. Pitching a Shutout on the NFL - Kyler Murray chases the long ball instead of the deep ball. The NFL Punters start a GoFundMe - First the kickoff and now the punt? Touchdown: We are at a crossroads of decision making that will...

Duration:00:55:04

The Chiefs Cease the Hunt (Ep. 78)

12/7/2018
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On Episode 78 of the Touchdowners, Week 13 of the NFL, we take stock of our relationship with our employers in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Snow Drift Draft - Is Santa the new Belichick? Week 13 Scouting Report - McCarthy is out in Green Bay. The Chiefs Cease the Hunt - Explore the aftermath of the Kareem Hunt incident and subsequent release. Cooking Beef with Baker Mayfield - Why does he hate Hue Jackson so much? Touchdown: Our relationship to our employment is surprisingly...

Duration:03:24:05

Hanging with Mr Cooper (Ep 77)

11/28/2018
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On Episode 77 of the Touchdowners, Week 12 of the NFL, we head out West with the Cowboys in search of fools gold in the following 4 Downs: A Million Dollar Idea - The new way to vacation. Week 12 Scouting Report - Animals vs Humans and conspiracy theories. The Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Games - Defense no longer matter and offenses reign supreme. Hanging with Mr. Cooper - Jerry Jones’ reciever love affair pays off. Touchdown: Should we believe in these new trends/eras of the NFL or...

Duration:00:52:31

We Send Alex Smith a Get Well Soon Card (Ep 76)

11/21/2018
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On Episode 76 of the Touchdowners, Week 11 of the NFL, we send Alex Smith a Get Well Soon Card in the following 4 Downs: Drafting for Failure - We jump on the bandwagon of the worst teams. Week 11 Scouting Report - Do we actually feel sorry for the Redskins? The NFL’s Hips Don't Lie - A Shakria Shakedown of Sod Shame. Past the Tardy Bell - We ride the bench with Lev Bell. Touchdown: Did the NFL and Lev Bell actually have a contingency plan the whole time or where they just shooting...

Duration:00:48:50

The Nathan Peterman of Podcasts (Ep. 75)

11/15/2018
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On Episode 75 of the Touchdowners, Week 10 of the NFL, we are guilt tripped in the following 4 Downs: House Rules - If you live under this roof you must abide by these rules. Week 10 Scouting Report - Is Belichick on the hot seat. Who Dat Dez - From winning Free Agency to Achilles and back. Flat Billed - Is Mat Barkley the future of the Bills? Touchdown: How much does the success and failures of the likes of Dez Bryant and Nathan Peterman actually affect our daily lives? Follow us on...

Duration:02:54:43

We Pay the Troll's Toll (Ep 74)

11/6/2018
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On Episode 74 of the Touchdowners, Week 9 of the NFL, everything must go in the following 4 Downs: We Pay the Troll’s Toll - What is the ultimate cost of internet trolls? Week 9 Scouting Report - Poor Jimmy G. Flushed Down in Brown Town - Hue is out and Bountygate is in. Trade Bait - The movers and shakers of the NFL Trade Deadline. Touchdown: Why is it better to sometimes just start over from scratch? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchdownerspodcast Or...

Duration:01:03:25

Jerry Jones Supermassive Ego-Hole (Ep 73)

10/31/2018
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On Episode 73 of the Touchdowners, Week 8 of the NFL, we trade away our futures in the following 4 Downs: Animal Concussion Protocol - Can birds get CTE? Week 8 Scouting Report - Last week, stats didn’t matter. This week, records don’t matter. Jon Gruden’s Supermassive Blackhole - We are Mused by Gruden’s decisions. Jerry Jones’ Supermassive Ego-Hole - Not to be out done by Gruden... Touchdown: We really don’t experience anything like NFL trades in real life. Follow us on Twitter:...

Duration:01:03:43

Skate or Die with Vontaze Burfict (Ep 72)

10/23/2018
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On Episode 72 of the Touchdowners, Week 7 of the NFL, we we regret nothing in the following 4 Downs: Skate or Die - We relive the classic NES game. Week 7 Scouting Report - Parody, kickers, and bruised ribs. Break Burfict - The NFL’s greatest hockey goon. Charging Debt - The Chargers are racking up debt all over Rodeo Drive. Touchdown: Is it better to live with regret or none at all? Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on...

Duration:00:56:24

College Football is Ruining the NFL (Ep 71)

10/19/2018
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On Episode 71 of the Touchdowners, Week 6 of the NFL, we spit some game on things that done changed in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Pre-Season Stomach Flu - Is it ever too early for the stomach flu? Week 6 Scouting Report - In another great week of football, we talk about coaches in the hot seat. College Football is Ruining the NFL - Is the game too wide open and who do we blame for it? Tee’d Off - Are kickers people or are they sub-human? Touchdown: Are things really changing or...

Duration:01:07:46

Late Night Callbacks with Dez Bryant (Ep 70)

10/10/2018
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On Episode 70 of the Touchdowners, Week 5 of the NFL, we explore the duality of man in the following 4 Downs: Hey Bro, Your Tag’s Showing - What social responsibility do we have to other humans? Week 5 Scouting Report - In another great week of football, we talk about misleading stats. Tate Hate - Is Golden Tate a good guy or a consummate ahole? Late Night Callbacks with Dez Bryant - Dez wishes he could get in the Twitter Time Machine. Touchdown: The line between being evil or good...

Duration:00:46:03

Fluffing the Passer (Ep 69)

10/2/2018
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On Episode 69 of the Touchdowners, Week 4 of the NFL, examine our mindset in the following 4 Downs: Week 4 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was. Where do you see yourself in 5 years (the nfl edition) - Fake it till you make it. Everson Griffen - The Vikings’ DE struggles with mental health issues. Fluffing the Passer - Tackling the QB has never been tougher. Touchdown: One’s mindset can often influence your trajectory in life. Join our Facebook Group “The...

Duration:00:58:53

The Greatest Halftime Performance (Ep 68)

9/25/2018
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On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners, Week 3 of the NFL, we wonder if this behavior is acceptable in the following 4 Downs: Week 3 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was. Half-Hearted Apologizes with Antonio Brown - It's too late to apologize, oh oh. The Greatest Halftime Performance - Forget Maroon 5 and Prince. Half-Baked with Josh Gordon - I’m sorry, I was talking to the horse. Touchdown: Why does setting determine if behavior is socially acceptable. Join our...

Duration:01:05:01

Aaron Rodgers Wears Another Mans Pants (Ep 67)

9/18/2018
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On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners we celebrate Week 2 of the NFL as we dumpster dive for gold in the following 4 Downs: Aaron “Hollywood” Rodgers - Rodgers wears Farve’s Wrangles in his IZODs commercial. AJ “Green Zone” Green - Is AJ Green underrated or overrated? Mychal “White Collar” Kendricks - What is insider trading? Corey “Cut Me If You Can” Coleman - Is this Coleman’s last chance in the NFL? Touchdown: Trash is in the eye of the beholder. Join our Facebook Group “The...

Duration:00:59:18

Jon Gruden's Black Hole (Sun) (Ep 66)

9/12/2018
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On Episode 66 of the Touchdowners we examine the importance of relationships in the following 4 Downs: We Miss Blockbuster like a JH Girlfriend - I wonder what Julie is up to these days? Week 1 Scouting Report - The big takeaways from the return of the NFL. Jon Gruden’s Black Hole (Sun) - Is the sun already setting on the Black Hole? For Whom the Bell Tolls - Is James Conner Le’Veon Bell’s Terminator? Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater...

Duration:00:29:34

Talking America, God, and Football with Bad Christian's Joey Svendsen (Ep. 65)

9/5/2018
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On Episode 65 of the Touchdowners we wonder if millennials are truly the worst in the following 4 Downs: Are millennials killing the fullback - Will the NFL ever be the same? An Interview with Bad Christian’s Joey Svendsen - We talk religion, Clemson, and Packers. OBJ’s Private Eye - The total price of an Instagram post. Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchdownerspodcast Or...

Duration:01:11:06

We Learn the Correct Pronunciation of Tyrod Taylor with ESPN's Mina KImes (Ep. 64)

8/26/2018
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On Episode 64 of the Touchdowners we revive the underdog in the following 4 Downs: A Would-You-Rather of Animal CPR - How far would you go to save a life? An Interview with ESPN’s Mina Kimes - We talk Chiefs, Browns, and Seahawks. Are the Browns Actually Winning the Offseason? - Are the Browns winning the Preseason Super Bowl? Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram:...

Duration:01:03:37

The NFL Pays Paxton Lynch to Clean Its Gutters (Ep 63)

8/22/2018
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On Episode 63 of the Touchdowners we take a big dose of the truth in the following 4 Downs: Cleaning Gutters in a Rainstorm - Because, Why Not? Tuh-Rod Taylor - What to do when you can’t say your starting QB’s name right. Your QB Sucks - We go on Troll Patrol with Jalen Ramsey. Lynch Mob - Broncos fans pay the ultimate price for Paxton Lynch. Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram:...

Duration:00:45:48

The 2018 Zoo Draft (Ep 62)

8/15/2018
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On Episode 62 of the Touchdowners we explore the potential of the potential of a new beginning in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Zoo Draft - One team of animals to rule them all. Top 4 Preseason Takeaways - What can one really learn from Preseason Week 1? The Pre-Injury Injuries - What is the actual cost of Preseason Football? Blue Collar RV - The Browns on primetime television, yes please. Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us...

Duration:00:56:09

Jim Harbaugh Plays Chicken with College Football (Ep 61)

8/8/2018
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On Episode 61 of the Touchdowners, we explore the line between things going spectacularly right or horribly wrong if the following 4 Downs are perception or reality: Half-Cat - Aren’t we all just trying to stay on step ahead of our problems? Jim Harbaugh Plays Chicken with College Football - What do you think of Harbaugh’s diet advice? The Newest NFL Rule that will Piss You Off - How do I tackle now? Luck be a Lady Tonight - We return to the era of Swing and the last time Andrew Luck...

Duration:01:04:32