The Touchdowners: An NFL Football Podcast

On Episode 95 of the Touchdowners, opening week of Game of Thrones, everyone’s trying to get theirs in the following 4 Downs: Game of Thrones for Idiots: NFL Edition - Explaining GOT to a ball coach. Russell Wilson Feels Sympathy for Bronn - Watch the parallels as two men fight for the crown they feel is rightfully theirs. Did AB Pull a Tyrion? - A GOT sized Twitter Beef. Is Bill Belichick the Night King - He is always one step ahead so we hate him. Touchdown: Are there any parallels...

On Episode 80 of the Touchdowners, Week 15 of the NFL, we send it back to Santa in the following 4 Downs: Returning Santa’s Gifts - Can you regift a lump of coal? Week 15 Scouting Report - I broke my back, I broke and neck and my back, I broke the back of my neck. The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 1) - Tensions rise as the city of Oakland sue the Raiders. The Raiders’ Prolapsed Blackhole (pt. 2) - Who will be Oakland’s bagman now that Reggie McKenzie is fired? Touchdown: What do you...

On Episode 79 of the Touchdowners, Week 14 of the NFL, we decide who gets to sit on Santa’s lap in the following 4 Downs: Mission Statement - A look at why we do this podcast every week. Week 14 Scouting Report - Crazy finishes and feeling sorry for Blake Bortles. Pitching a Shutout on the NFL - Kyler Murray chases the long ball instead of the deep ball. The NFL Punters start a GoFundMe - First the kickoff and now the punt? Touchdown: We are at a crossroads of decision making that will...

On Episode 78 of the Touchdowners, Week 13 of the NFL, we take stock of our relationship with our employers in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Snow Drift Draft - Is Santa the new Belichick? Week 13 Scouting Report - McCarthy is out in Green Bay. The Chiefs Cease the Hunt - Explore the aftermath of the Kareem Hunt incident and subsequent release. Cooking Beef with Baker Mayfield - Why does he hate Hue Jackson so much? Touchdown: Our relationship to our employment is surprisingly...

On Episode 77 of the Touchdowners, Week 12 of the NFL, we head out West with the Cowboys in search of fools gold in the following 4 Downs: A Million Dollar Idea - The new way to vacation. Week 12 Scouting Report - Animals vs Humans and conspiracy theories. The Post Apocalyptic Thanksgiving Games - Defense no longer matter and offenses reign supreme. Hanging with Mr. Cooper - Jerry Jones’ reciever love affair pays off. Touchdown: Should we believe in these new trends/eras of the NFL or...

On Episode 76 of the Touchdowners, Week 11 of the NFL, we send Alex Smith a Get Well Soon Card in the following 4 Downs: Drafting for Failure - We jump on the bandwagon of the worst teams. Week 11 Scouting Report - Do we actually feel sorry for the Redskins? The NFL’s Hips Don't Lie - A Shakria Shakedown of Sod Shame. Past the Tardy Bell - We ride the bench with Lev Bell. Touchdown: Did the NFL and Lev Bell actually have a contingency plan the whole time or where they just shooting...

On Episode 75 of the Touchdowners, Week 10 of the NFL, we are guilt tripped in the following 4 Downs: House Rules - If you live under this roof you must abide by these rules. Week 10 Scouting Report - Is Belichick on the hot seat. Who Dat Dez - From winning Free Agency to Achilles and back. Flat Billed - Is Mat Barkley the future of the Bills? Touchdown: How much does the success and failures of the likes of Dez Bryant and Nathan Peterman actually affect our daily lives? Follow us on...

On Episode 74 of the Touchdowners, Week 9 of the NFL, everything must go in the following 4 Downs: We Pay the Troll’s Toll - What is the ultimate cost of internet trolls? Week 9 Scouting Report - Poor Jimmy G. Flushed Down in Brown Town - Hue is out and Bountygate is in. Trade Bait - The movers and shakers of the NFL Trade Deadline. Touchdown: Why is it better to sometimes just start over from scratch? Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchdownerspodcast Or...

On Episode 73 of the Touchdowners, Week 8 of the NFL, we trade away our futures in the following 4 Downs: Animal Concussion Protocol - Can birds get CTE? Week 8 Scouting Report - Last week, stats didn’t matter. This week, records don’t matter. Jon Gruden’s Supermassive Blackhole - We are Mused by Gruden’s decisions. Jerry Jones’ Supermassive Ego-Hole - Not to be out done by Gruden... Touchdown: We really don’t experience anything like NFL trades in real life. Follow us on Twitter:...

On Episode 72 of the Touchdowners, Week 7 of the NFL, we we regret nothing in the following 4 Downs: Skate or Die - We relive the classic NES game. Week 7 Scouting Report - Parody, kickers, and bruised ribs. Break Burfict - The NFL’s greatest hockey goon. Charging Debt - The Chargers are racking up debt all over Rodeo Drive. Touchdown: Is it better to live with regret or none at all? Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on...

On Episode 71 of the Touchdowners, Week 6 of the NFL, we spit some game on things that done changed in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Pre-Season Stomach Flu - Is it ever too early for the stomach flu? Week 6 Scouting Report - In another great week of football, we talk about coaches in the hot seat. College Football is Ruining the NFL - Is the game too wide open and who do we blame for it? Tee’d Off - Are kickers people or are they sub-human? Touchdown: Are things really changing or...

On Episode 69 of the Touchdowners, Week 4 of the NFL, examine our mindset in the following 4 Downs: Week 4 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was. Where do you see yourself in 5 years (the nfl edition) - Fake it till you make it. Everson Griffen - The Vikings’ DE struggles with mental health issues. Fluffing the Passer - Tackling the QB has never been tougher. Touchdown: One’s mindset can often influence your trajectory in life. Join our Facebook Group “The...

On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners, Week 3 of the NFL, we wonder if this behavior is acceptable in the following 4 Downs: Week 3 Scouting Report - Our Big Take-A-Ways from the week that was. Half-Hearted Apologizes with Antonio Brown - It's too late to apologize, oh oh. The Greatest Halftime Performance - Forget Maroon 5 and Prince. Half-Baked with Josh Gordon - I’m sorry, I was talking to the horse. Touchdown: Why does setting determine if behavior is socially acceptable. Join our...

On Episode 67 of the Touchdowners we celebrate Week 2 of the NFL as we dumpster dive for gold in the following 4 Downs: Aaron “Hollywood” Rodgers - Rodgers wears Farve’s Wrangles in his IZODs commercial. AJ “Green Zone” Green - Is AJ Green underrated or overrated? Mychal “White Collar” Kendricks - What is insider trading? Corey “Cut Me If You Can” Coleman - Is this Coleman’s last chance in the NFL? Touchdown: Trash is in the eye of the beholder. Join our Facebook Group “The...

On Episode 66 of the Touchdowners we examine the importance of relationships in the following 4 Downs: We Miss Blockbuster like a JH Girlfriend - I wonder what Julie is up to these days? Week 1 Scouting Report - The big takeaways from the return of the NFL. Jon Gruden’s Black Hole (Sun) - Is the sun already setting on the Black Hole? For Whom the Bell Tolls - Is James Conner Le’Veon Bell’s Terminator? Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater...

On Episode 65 of the Touchdowners we wonder if millennials are truly the worst in the following 4 Downs: Are millennials killing the fullback - Will the NFL ever be the same? An Interview with Bad Christian’s Joey Svendsen - We talk religion, Clemson, and Packers. OBJ’s Private Eye - The total price of an Instagram post. Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram: @thetouchdownerspodcast Or...

On Episode 64 of the Touchdowners we revive the underdog in the following 4 Downs: A Would-You-Rather of Animal CPR - How far would you go to save a life? An Interview with ESPN’s Mina Kimes - We talk Chiefs, Browns, and Seahawks. Are the Browns Actually Winning the Offseason? - Are the Browns winning the Preseason Super Bowl? Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram:...

On Episode 63 of the Touchdowners we take a big dose of the truth in the following 4 Downs: Cleaning Gutters in a Rainstorm - Because, Why Not? Tuh-Rod Taylor - What to do when you can’t say your starting QB’s name right. Your QB Sucks - We go on Troll Patrol with Jalen Ramsey. Lynch Mob - Broncos fans pay the ultimate price for Paxton Lynch. Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us on Twitter: @TheTouchdowners Instagram:...

On Episode 62 of the Touchdowners we explore the potential of the potential of a new beginning in the following 4 Downs: The 2018 Zoo Draft - One team of animals to rule them all. Top 4 Preseason Takeaways - What can one really learn from Preseason Week 1? The Pre-Injury Injuries - What is the actual cost of Preseason Football? Blue Collar RV - The Browns on primetime television, yes please. Join our Facebook Group “The Downers” to discuss these topics in greater depth. Follow us...

On Episode 61 of the Touchdowners, we explore the line between things going spectacularly right or horribly wrong if the following 4 Downs are perception or reality: Half-Cat - Aren’t we all just trying to stay on step ahead of our problems? Jim Harbaugh Plays Chicken with College Football - What do you think of Harbaugh’s diet advice? The Newest NFL Rule that will Piss You Off - How do I tackle now? Luck be a Lady Tonight - We return to the era of Swing and the last time Andrew Luck...