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Season 1, Episode 18: Grab the Stock Market by the Pussy

10/16/2016
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On today's Show: Are there Friends stocks? Where can I replace my holey stocks? Which candidate will grab the economy by the pussy? And do you ever think the bull and the bear have had sexual relations? Clowns: buy or sell? The post Season 1, Episode 18: Grab the Stock Market by the Pussy appeared first on Up Or What Podcast.

Duration: 00:50:23


Season 1 – Episode 17: Gas, Grass, or Crash – No One Invests for Free

9/13/2016
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Tim and Allen return after an unplanned hiatus and find the stock market, and Tim, in a state of volatility. On this Episode We Answer Your Questions from Facebook: How much time do I have before the market crashes? Bluetooth Headphones: invest or not? Should you invest in obscure psych rock? Can Beanie Bernie Babies fix the market? What is a tenured treasury note? Invest in a CD or Bluray? Are you a stock person or a bond person? What is your podcast? F#ck Marry Kill with...

Duration: 00:53:39


Season 1, Episode 16: Rich Dad, My Bad

8/2/2016
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Get your Pokémon hunting face on because it's time to catch some stocks with Tim and Eddie! With Allen away on tour, Tim and Eddie get some alone time to talk about stocks, bonds, and Tim's upcoming nuptials with Eddie's daughter Marci. Eddie gives away his secret tool for building wealth. Tim gets closer in the search for his father. Randy the Intern stops by to help close out the show. The post Season 1, Episode 16: Rich Dad, My Bad appeared first on Up Or What Podcast.

Duration: 00:45:44


Season 1, Episode 15: Love, Stocks, and Two Smoking Guns

7/17/2016
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Everything is up as the bulls continue charging to record highs! Meanwhile, love and tension are in the air as Up or What CEO Eddie's daughter Marci O'Reilly joins Tim and Allen in the studio. On this episode: Tops and bottoms: Which stocks this week are tops and which are bottoms? Facebook Questions: How will pokemon Go affect the market? Reverse mortgage or forward mortgage? Are pork pasts a thing? F#ck Marry Kill with Stocks: Breakfast Appliance Stocks Shower or Grower: Which...

Duration: 00:49:46


Season 1, Episode 14: Let’s Get Big Tanks

6/21/2016
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If the market's down, LGBT(Let's Get Big Tanks) to turn it around. Tim learns something terrible about the woman he is dating. The new intern Randy stops by to say hi. Mort and Eddie are unhappy about an idea Tim and Allen pitched to Taco Bell. Also on this show: Tragedy strikes Orlando twice, how will this effect gun stocks? Facebook Questions What numbers should high schoolers learn? What's the difference between a retirement account and a regular account? How hard should you...

Duration: 01:14:03


Season 1, Episode 13: A New Market

6/5/2016
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The market is down, Facebook considers a future without Zuckerberg, and Tim starts dating someone eerily similar to his ex-wife. Tim and Allen deal with a technical issue caused by sound engineer Craig Lou, will this make Craig's grandma's birthday party awkward? Also on this episode! Facebook Questions Buy or sell lip gloss? How do I turn 15 cents into a billion dollars? When should I stop investing? Why haven't we declared bananas as the official US currency?...

Duration: 00:59:17


Season 1, Episode 12: Fear is Running the Market

5/16/2016
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After an unexpected absence last week, Tim and Allen are back in the studio and ready to take your questions! On today's episode: The market is down, and so is Fogo de Chao. Will they go back up a Brazilian points? Tim had Taco Tuesday at Janet Yellen's house, how authentic were her Mexicans? Will Montgomery Wards rise from the dead or will Allen's friends stop asking stupid Facebook questions? We help a listener balance his pride against his celebrity cat's earnings. Beatnik poetry...

Duration: 01:01:21


Season 1, Episode 11: How to Make a Billion Dollars

5/2/2016
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Tim and Allen are having issues with a truck so Up or What CEOs Mort and Eddie are filling in and ready to teach you how to make a billion dollars. It doesn't sound as hard as it is, so make sure to listen so you can learn an easy, fool proof way to make a billion dollars! Also in this episode, Alternative places to hide your gold. Bull vs. Bear: What other animals are in the market? F#ck/Marry/Kill with Stocks: Wal Mart, Amazon, Netflix We call CEO suicide expert Xavier to talk...

Duration: 00:53:13


Season 1, Episode 10: Mergers and Purgers

4/25/2016
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Tim is back in the studio and ready to answer your money questions! The Prince Price wasn't right, should you buy or sell your Prince collection? Is the CEO of Milton Bradley's jail time worthy of the board's no confidence vote? Who gives a sh!t about Alexander Hamilton? What is a stock market, and how do you properly negotiate the price of a gefilte fish? What happened in the 1930's that made everyone so sad? Also in this episode! Can Tim and Allen handle a podcast name change, and who...

Duration: 01:05:51


Season 1, Episode 9: Pork Barrel Spending

4/18/2016
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The market falls flat after a week of gains and Tim is mysteriously AWOL, so friend of the show Brett Mercer stops by the studio to fill in for him. Brett is a founder and co-CEO of Chuckie Finster Inc, member of political punk band Pork Barrel Spending, and creator of a new currency, the Chuck Buck. On Today's show: Is the Bats IPO bats shit crazy? Is time ticking down for the Apple watch, would you buy an Apple car, and what music does Siri listen to? Will Bernie Sanders trip to the...

Duration: 01:12:48


Season 1, Episode 8: Standards and Poor People

4/5/2016
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Tim and Allen are sick of Standards and Poor people, in this episode they argue which presidential candidate will put an end to poor people once and for all. But will the candidate most likely to kill all the poor be able to provide the throbbing market discipline that high powered CEOs crave? To the delight of Tim the stock market takes a bit of a tumble, but there are no ceilings on Wall Street to stop its move to infinity! Bet on the tops, if you bet on the bottoms the tops will blow...

Duration: 01:04:18


Season 1, Episode 7: Crunched by the Unch

3/31/2016
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The market is unchy this week, much to the irritation of Tim and Allen. Do Tim and Allen have what it takes to start a hedge fund? Which is easier, bull fighting or bear hunting? Will Allen's band Municipal Bonds go on tour, and is Tim along for the ride? Plus, we play a metal version of Hot Commodity or not Commodity, spoiler: Smockium and Pallallyum are NOT commodities! Also in this episode Allen suggests a new name for Time Warner, but makes a terrible faux pas in the process. Tim...

Duration: 00:55:14


Season 1, Episode 6: Municipal Bond Rocks Out

3/22/2016
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After a rocky episode 5 and a nearly disastrous run-in with his ex-wife, Tim is back on his meds. Meanwhile, Allen is forced to confront his failed music career and plays a song from his old conformipunk band, Municipal Bond. Uporwhat CEO Mort Silversen and his brother Eddie stop by to deliver some bad news about one of our sponsors, then take intern Rudy on an adventure, but Rudy doesn't want talk about it. All this, plus your Facebook Questions, F#$K/Marry/Kill with stocks, Hot Commodity...

Duration: 01:04:59


Season 1, Episode 5: Tim is Up and Down

3/17/2016
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Uh oh! The Fed announces that it's not hiking interest rates and Tim is off his meds. What does this mean for inflation, and will Allen survive Tim's manic depressive episode? Find out what's up and what's down, only on the Up or Down Podcast! The post Season 1, Episode 5: Tim is Up and Down appeared first on Up Or What Podcast.

Duration: 01:01:45


Season 1, Episode 4: James Bond’s Bon-Bon Bonds

3/7/2016
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Hallelujah! The market has risen! Tim and Allen say goodbye to the bears of February and hello to the bulls of March! Featured Segments Which stock stocks should I buy? Bull or Bear: Who's longer in the tooth? Which companies are tops and which are bottoms? F#%K/Marry/Kill: Currency Edition Tim's funny tax return occupations There's coppers everywhere! Are they rallying? Corn, Ostrich Eggs, Sugar, Lead, Centipedes, Raw Beats, and your Mom...Hot commodities or not commodities? What...

Duration: 01:01:28


Season 1, Episode 3: Tim and Allen Have a Growth Baby

3/1/2016
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The market is in a death spiral! Can Tim and Allen give birth to a growth baby? Important Questions we Address in this Episode: Are we out of the woods yet, and where are the bulls and bears? How do you fit a bit coin into a stripper's G-String? Insider Trading: Which bank might start printing its own money? Is there a bull in Exotic Bear Markets? Which stocks are showers and which are growers? Should the NYSE install Twin Draft Guards? Which commodities are hot and which ones are...

Duration: 01:05:24


Season 1, Episode 2: Tim and Allen Get Unched

2/22/2016
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In this week's episode Tim and Allen learn a new word, tweet at the Pope, and play f%#k/marry/kill with stocks. Meanwhile the market goes sideways, Apple gets unched, and dock shoes get a huge bump. Featured Segments Episode 2 of the Up or What Podcast is up! Featured Segments Up or What?: Shout out to the Queen of England Is the Market Going Sideways? Apple is UNCHED! The P and the E are going down. What sandwich should you eat? Research Time! Tim and Allen learn about the...

Duration: 01:08:17


Season 1, Episode 1: This Podcast Is Going Up

2/13/2016
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It's the premiere episode of The Up Or Down Podcast with Tim and Allen and this one's going up right through the roof! Featured Segments Is the market going up, or what? A word from our fake sponsor, Sun Made Raisins We are not on Wall Street Should Marty McFly have grabbed a book on stocks? Stock Quote of the Day The Fickle Fiscal Market Raisins: Up or Down? Lead Pipes: Up or Down? Smock's Stocks: Portfolio Breakdown Death Hands: Up or Down? Periscope is the next wave. Bull...

Duration: 00:33:21