Try Premium for 30 days

Live games for all NFL, MLB, NBA, & NHL teams
Commercial-Free Music
No Display Ads
The Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun-logo

The Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun

4 Favorites

Tugboat answers your questions and brings you the news that you need to know, because he knows better than you.

Tugboat answers your questions and brings you the news that you need to know, because he knows better than you.
More Information

Location:

United States

Description:

Tugboat answers your questions and brings you the news that you need to know, because he knows better than you.

Language:

English


Episodes

There is No Power in Character, TVoRwTC 1 June 2017

6/1/2017
More
Tugboat tells the Tuggernauts where he’s been for the last year (hint, the Post Office and in the basement of a pizzeria), his psychic support, and learning everything about FEMA in hopes of becoming a FEMA Camp Director despite his felonious record. Tugboat announces a 55 year old Florida woman as the hero of the episode for her bravery and willingness to continue to hide evidence in front of police despite their direction to stop. Tugboat then answers questions about: outlawing speech,...

Duration: 00:25:04


Emergency Safety Broadcast, The Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 30 October 2016

12/3/2016
More
Tugboat delivers some very important werewolf safety information, and some other related Autumn safety tips.

Duration: 00:21:12


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 29 September 2014

2/1/2016
More
WCPT is testing yet another show format, and Tugboat shines. The show begins with Tugboat reading a dramatic re-creation of a late night assault at a burger joint. Tugboat then reads some hate mail, and answers questions about “pay to play”, the common cold, and crossfitting. That leads him into a lengthy discussion with his crossfit coach Alexander Dandilus. Tugboat and “Dandy” discuss their latest workout, body hair, short-shorts, and ISIS. Tugboat returns to answering questions and then...

Duration: 00:28:01


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 8 September 2014

2/1/2016
More
Tugboat lowers himself to addressing some Facebook rabble-rousers, and then answers your questions. While answering questions, Tugboat asserts the following; most Scots have moved to Australia, the US, and Canada, the divorce rate would go down if there was a governmentbureaucracy (which he volunteers to manage) that assigned spouses and approved applications to reproduce, refers to dogs and vampires as people, and takes the Lord’s name in vain while talking about people not replying to...

Duration: 00:14:49


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 1 September 2014

2/1/2016
More
Tugboat has nothing personal to discuss and gets right to answering your questions. Jasen in Texas has a question about Chuck Norris movies, Tugboat “as a chicken-necked, grovelling, pseudo, class C intellectual Illuminati apologist” is uncomfortable with masculinity and shies away from having anything to do with them. He also takes the opportunity to thank the cosmos and praise evolution. Tugboat then rebuffs an invitation to play Dragon City, which is just a poorly disguised ambush to...

Duration: 00:15:24


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 25 November 2014

2/1/2016
More
Tugboat begins the show by talking about a recent Boko Harem massacre, and links it to a “capitalistic beef”. Today’s hero is Gary McGrath, a New Hampshire man who showed “courageous restraint” by running away from a groundhog attack rather than protect his family and neighbors from the tiny beast. Tugboat answers questions about; White America’s response to the looming indictment of Officer Wilson, Disney movies, smoking pork, punishing overweight people, and racism. Tugboat reports on...

Duration: 00:15:43


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 24 November 2014

2/1/2016
More
Tugboat joins the club and comes out as the first pangender podcast host, mostly for attention rather than as a legitimate life event. Of course, Tugboat uses the occasion to taunt the Tea Party. Tugboat references his schizophrenia in his next big announcement, which is a new show format…but what else is new. Tugboat introduces the day’s hero, who was arrested for felonious maiming (he also suggested you “check your white privilege at the door” and defended American ingenuity). Tugboat...

Duration: 00:15:54


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 3 November 2014

2/1/2016
More
Tugboat begins by reporting on a meth-fueled domestic dispute in Indiana that resulted in dog poop being thrown and broken glass being walked over, Die Hard style. Tugboat then explains that there was a significant personnel crisis at the Calhoun wild ginseng harvest, and hints at Uncle Bob being missing (again). As usual, cousin J.R. isn’t answering his phone, leaving Tugboat, and by extension, the Tuggernauts in the dark about what’s up with Uncle Bob. Tugboat answers your questions,...

Duration: 00:19:23


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 23 May 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat is a few days late with this show, and spends the entire show going through a list of reasons why he wasn’t able to record it on time. Tugboat reveals that he will be in Texas next weekend, and as punishment for being late with this show WCPT, Carpetbagger Radio is making him interview Rick Pecker, pecker Management in person. Some of the reasons Tugboat was unable to record the Friday show on time were; the free communication weekend on eharmony.com, Sofia Vergara’s recent...

Duration: 00:17:25


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 21 May 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat whines about getting mail from AARP, which somehow leads him into discussing his lifetime Greenpeace membership. Tugboat has a lengthy answer to a question about the 9/11 museum and how its Chinese made goods ultimately help defeat terrorism. There’s also a question about why a 24 hour gym would lock their locker room at night. Tugboat brings you news about; a cop being arrested for what he did in a Starbucks bathroom, two odd car attacks, and a girl with a girl’s name that has the...

Duration: 00:20:33


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 19 May 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat opens with some thoughts on Lady Gaga, and how he used to be way more into her when he wasn’t sure that she was a woman. He then answers questions from a young man hiding under his bed while his sister may or may not be getting attacked by an intruder, a girl with an injured horse, and offers advice to a young man with a burning pain downstairs. Tugboat entertains a question from Mike in Massachusetts and reveals how he enjoys pretending to be a Chinese peasant on a collectivized...

Duration: 00:21:58


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 14 May 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat would like to wish Tuggerbabe Gertrude Anderson a happy 90th birthday! He also begs followers of a new religious movement that has developed following Rick Pecker, Pecker Management across Europe to STOP swimming out to greet tugboats. This new movement, Tugology, has resulted in nearly 40 deaths as a result of a bad translation. Tugboat gets an angry letter from a Tuggernaut who takes issue with his “Serbain strategy”, Tugboat ends up calling Serbia “the Vermont of Europe”....

Duration: 00:18:29


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 12 May 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat celebrates his fifth consecutive show without being interrupted by a suspension, stint in rehab, or arrest. He only answers one question and reads no news. Tugboat reads an email from talent manager Rick Pecker, Pecker Management who is abroad for the Tug It One Time 2014 Tour. The bulk of the show is Tugboat exposing the “Serbian Strategy” being used by the Russians and then talks to his biker cellmate Salazar who tells the story about how he ended up in jail.

Duration: 00:20:47


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 9 May 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat deflects a request to dedicate an entire show to Vermont, reasoning that it would be like “using gold and seashells to build a monument to bullshit”. Tugboat does, however, tell the lengthy tale of why he came to loathe the Green Mountain State. Some have speculated that the story sounds pretty much exactly like the plot to the movie Deliverance, but Tugboat stands by his story. Tugboat talks about free speech zones, and also gives commentary on the recent viral girl fight video...

Duration: 00:19:47


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 7 May 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat feels uncharacteristic remorse about ending Monday’s show early so here he is with a make-up show on Wednesday. Tugboat let’s off some steam about how he feels MSNBC, which features real journalists who are way smarter than you, was being unfairly judged for it’s racist Cinco de Mayo sketch. He also fumes about offensive memes he had seen on facebook. He goes on to answer questions about; the bacon bowl, songs that have already been done, diets, pigeon eggs, and pin worms (not...

Duration: 00:21:17


The Tugboat Calhoun Coming Out Special

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat Calhoun comes out…of jail. Why does that phrase seem to cause so much confusion? Think of it as a comeback special if that helps any. Tugboat gets back on the pony and answers a few questions about Ukraine, eugenics, and speculates about a 9/11 style attack by werewolves. Tugboat has lengthy discussions with talent manager Rick Pecker and his cousin JR. Tugboat’s mom calls in after a story about beezin. Tugboat brings the news from Vermont, which is mostly about surrounding States....

Duration: 00:58:01


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 5 May 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat finished a little sooner than expected…oops. Seriously though, the day just flew by. After waking up at 930, Tugboat waited around until his favorite, well, the closest fast food joint started serving lunch. Then after that he had to watch Dr. Phil for 3 hours and then he had to go get a haircut (which took almost 2 hours). Then he had to set up the air conditioner that Uncle Bob got from somewhere (anyone check the Yancey County police blotter?). Tugboat deserves your sympathy, not...

Duration: 00:18:59


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 30 June 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat quickly recaps his trip to Florida, where contrary to popular belief is not home only to old people. It’s a place home to; bears, biting flies, carnivorous plants, sharks, crocodiles, rednecks, face-eating zombies, and kids who ran out of money while on spring break. Tugboat gives advice to a man whose wife will certainly leave him as she didn’t take his last name (he accuses the man of stalking Taylor Swift), takes credit for saving a Tuggernaut’s life after the man switches from...

Duration: 00:19:29


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 25 June 2014

1/31/2016
More
The last bit of the early June interview with Rick Pecker, Pecker Management for you while Tugboat is away in the jungle.

Duration: 00:19:07


Voice of Reason, with Tugboat Calhoun 23 June 2014

1/31/2016
More
Tugboat is serving as a missionary in Florida right now. So here’s some previously unbroadcasted audio from an interview with Rick Pecker, Pecker Management, from earlier this month. The boys start by talking about “chexting”, Tugboat seems to think this is when two people play chess via text message. Somehow Tugboat and Rick get distratced and start googling pictures of Lady Gaga’s butt. They also get sidetracked discussing their wilderness excursion, encounters with vulture and cacti,...

Duration: 00:18:14

See More