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Whormones Podcast Ep.99 Stop Raping and Lying

11/10/2017
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Message from the Whormones Podcast! Stop raping, lying, and drinking. Alia Janie and Von Decarlo discuss harassment and assault again this week, as well as, a women who got fired from her job for flipping the bird at Trump. They touch on the New York City marathon and try to figure out why Alia doesn’t want to be the Kelly Roland of the podcast. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook...

Duration: 00:39:46


Whormones Podcast Ep98- No Tricks or Treats

11/7/2017
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It’s Halloween on the Whormones podcast and the ladies are not having your tricks, or treats. Alia Janine describes her new place in tiny little details, and reads a text from one of the movers who violates policy and texts her privately. Von Decarlo tells a tale of being attacked on Twitter for defending the misuse of the hashtag #MeToo, and how a familiar face was behind the attack; by taking her tweets out of context and feeding them to the Twitter wolves. They discuss social media...

Duration: 00:47:21


Whormones Podcast Ep97- Petty Pity Party

11/7/2017
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In this lost episode the ladies talk about Alia's moving, comedy drama, and everything else they can't remember because this episode was recorded weeks ago! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM us on Twitter (http://twitter.com/WhormonePodcast) Please subscribe and rate/review us on… iTunes: http://ow.ly/9rtD3024G6z Stitcher:...

Duration: 01:04:32


Whormones Podcast Ep. 96- Who's The Rapist Now?

10/8/2017
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We're back at The Stand for brunch! Alia is already drunk and Von is going through sensitive period. The ladies talk about working out, over eating, and Nelly's rape accusation. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook (http://facebook.com/whormonespodcast) DM us on Twitter (http://twitter.com/WhormonePodcast) Please subscribe and rate/review us on… iTunes:...

Duration: 00:36:03


Whormones Podcast Ep95- Another Case of the Ushers

9/29/2017
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Alia Janine & Von Decarlo has another jam packed episode as they discuss Alia’s mouth pimple that look like Mt. Ush-more. Alia catches us up on her moving back to the city drama, while Von Decarlo continuously roasts the pimple. They vow to not say the word “literally” ever again, and fail, literally. Coach Von’s corner blasts Donald Trump and the Take A Knee movement, as well as Alia’s white privilege. Pimple not included. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer,...

Duration: 00:46:47


Whormones Podcast Ep94- Utilities

9/22/2017
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Today on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine is moving back into the city, and the electric company is trying to pull a fast one. Von Decarlo goes from zero to 100 real quick with a caffeine infused sugar rush while discussing her new diet. They chat about older people and technology, and mother’s insisting on helping their adult kids. Von Decarlo becomes super excited about Alia’s mom starting a new company and can’t wait to get her new blanket, dander free. * * * * * * * * * * * * * *...

Duration: 00:51:02


Whormones Podcast Ep93- Im Gonna Eat You

9/15/2017
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Today on the Whormones podcast Alia Janine and Von Decarlo get a little tongue tied as they tackle cannibalism and poor eye sight. They consider becoming vegetarians, but Alia makes it very clear that she will eat Von Decarlo and her dog Lucy in a crisis. They talk about Hurricane Irma hitting Florida, and in "Coach Von's Corner" they discuss Kaepernick, Michael Bennett, and police violence. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *...

Duration: 00:57:04


Whormones Podcast Ep92- Cream Pie Not Surprised

9/8/2017
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Today on the Whormones podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss major issues, like, should they re-name the podcast? Or, just remove the W? Or hide the W? Von Decarlo accuses Alia of trying to kill her with the microphone, and they both agree that the struggle for respect in the comedy game is ongoing. Alia is fighting her body and brain against having a baby and they chat about the new iPhone 8, and introduce "Coach Von's Corner." * * Have any questions or topics that you would...

Duration: 00:57:17


Whormones Podcast Ep 91- Codeword Makeup

9/1/2017
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The French President is paying thousands of dollars to look good, or is it to feel good? Alia Janie explains to Von Decarlo her theory on high priced call girls posing as Make Up artists for top dollar. Alia also brings up a current story about rape and Von Decarlo drifts into la la land and does her best impersonation of Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors. Continuing, Alia tells Von Decarlo she has a bullet proof vest, which spirals into a discussion about 50 Cent in the movie Get Rich or...

Duration: 00:34:50


Whormones Podcast Ep 90- Shock Therapy

8/28/2017
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It's high self esteem day on the Whormones Podcast. Alia Janine and Von Decarlo tells us all about their killer photo shoot and pats themselves heavily on the back for being awesome. Von Decarlo shuts down Taylor Swifts alleged formation mockery and wants to get Katy Perry to knock TS out in the ring, Money Mayweather style. Alia introduces Von Decarlo to shock therapy for menstrual cramps. * * * * Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an...

Duration: 00:35:05


Whormones Podcast Ep. 89- Taylor Swift's Ass

8/16/2017
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It's Showtime! This week on The Whormones podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo are hanging out at The Standing Room before their monthly comedy show. They cover Taylor Swift’s sexual harassment case, white privilege, & unnecessary miscommunication. They also chat about no sex dating and beating up men. * * * Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook...

Duration: 00:29:43


Whormones Podcast Ep88- A Case of The Ushers

8/4/2017
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This week on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss moral issues and try to figure out who got the Ushers! Should you listen to R Kelly's music? Watch old episodes of the Cosby show? Let Alia die without treatment?! Von Decarlo pleads for her to not let it burn. Oh, and Alia is wasted. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook...

Duration: 00:57:05


Whormones Podcast Ep. 87- Welcome Back to Hell Week

7/25/2017
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It's HELL's week on the Whormones podcast with Alia's Janine & Von Decarlo. The girls are back together after a break, and their periods are no longer in sync. Which means, Alia is scaring the sh*t out of sensitive ass Von Decarlo with her fire starter PMS tendencies. They talk about dating, intimacy, (and lack there of) and much more. Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at- whormonespodcast@gmail.com Find us on Facebook...

Duration: 00:59:25


Whormones Podcast Ep86- Face Stuffers

6/16/2017
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Eating out & politely burping, Alia Janine & Von Decarlo hang out at The Stand again and discuss their summer show plans for The Whormones Podcast. From a Grease inspired photo shoot to getting tattoos & going full blown breast-out in Times Square while asking random men questions about feminism, the Whoremones podcast is sure to have a kick ass summer! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at-...

Duration: 00:33:57


Whormones Podcast Ep85- Pre-existing Conditions

6/9/2017
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Alia Janine and Von Decarlo start out by breaking stereotypes with their names, height, race, and sports knowledge. A white girl named "Alia" a black girl that doesn't play basketball, what type of insanity is this?! (Scarasm, obvi.) The ladies then move onto the age old question, To rape or not to rape?!? Alia and Von discuss rape as a pre-existing condition, as well as other health insurance concerns under Trumpcare. In addition, they ask listeners to chime in on "Coach Von's Corner",...

Duration: 00:40:44


Whormones Podcast Ep84- Farting Insides

5/31/2017
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Your mind doesn't tell you no when your body tells you yes! Yes, go back to sleep! Yes, eat that donut! Sure, smoke that cigarette! Go ahead, it's Memorial Day weekend (or whatever excuse you want to use in order to cheat on your diet). In this episode, The Whormones Podcast with Alia Janine & Von Decarlo discuss the effects of sugar addiction, Presidential Memorial Day Tweets, and much more! Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss? Send us an email at-...

Duration: 00:39:21


Whormones Podcast Ep83- Welcome the New Co-Host Von Decarlo

5/12/2017
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Opposites attract, similar shadows, and periods are in sync! On today's episode of the Whormones podcast, Von Decarlo, a.k.a. "Coach Von", joins Alia Janine as the new co-host, and they tell their back stories to each other's fans. The new pair has great chemistry and very different life experiences that have yielded similar results in their journey as stand up comedians. Alia's fans learn of some of the road blocks Von Decarlo faces being the widow of a legendary comedian and having to...

Duration: 00:51:56


Whormones Podcast Ep82- Phantom Egos with Justy Dodge

5/4/2017
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Today I get to sit down with one of my favorite people, Justy Dodge. Justy and I met and bonded over a long night of comedy and some cocaine. The bonds you make with people while on drugs can be very strong, maybe even dependent, depending on who you talk to. We're basically best friends now, even if she doesn't realize it... yet. We dive right in and talk about past drug addicts, growing up in the Midwest, mental illness, and why Justy loves Florida and hurricanes so much. This was a...

Duration: 00:49:58


Whormones Podcast Ep81- Strip Club Vaginas with Tracey Carnazzo

4/27/2017
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Today I sit down and chat with the hilarious Tracey Carnazzo. We discuss the latest sexual harassment case in the comedy world, which comedian Nikki Glaser had posted to her Twitter account earlier this week and what it is like to be a female that can "handle" creepy dudes and ones that cannot. We also talk about a super shitty comedy producer in New York City and how he treats women and other comics in general. We then get into some fun stuff about strip clubs and the difference between...

Duration: 00:54:15


Whormones Podcast Ep80- Poppers with Olivia Shepson

4/22/2017
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Today I sit down with baby comic, Olivia Shepson. We met at a show and I liked her deadpan style and jokes about dating, so I invited her on! Olivia grew up in Indiana and started doing comedy about a year ago in Montreal where she went to college. We chat about the dynamics of the comedy scene and how it can sometimes have that high school cool kids table kind of mentality. Olivia is shy, but curious as she tries to ask me how to get a guy to use a vibrator in bed without emasculating...

Duration: 01:01:46

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