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United States

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English

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Episodes

19. Ocean Based Movies

2/20/2018
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The ocean is a big, wet bitch and should be avoided regardless of shark quantity. The ocean is a great way to find a surprise syringe in your child's foot. The ocean makes a terrible setting for films. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:06:38

18. Fast Food (Rapes America)

2/13/2018
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This is a very sexual take on fast food. Or is it? I don't know. I guess that depends on your definition of sexy you disgusting, garbage human, you. Regardless, it's the first of many poems on this show. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:06:36

17. Face Tattoos

2/6/2018
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Face tattoos are the most effecient way to let everyone else know you're probably not a reliable human being and to just look elsewhere when handing out opportunities. So actually, thank you face-tattooed people for saving us all time and energy. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:06:02

16. Guys With Long Hair

1/30/2018
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Well we're in full man-bun mode lately so this felt like perfect timing to release this episode about guys with long hair. Actually it was just the next chapter of the book so deal with it. This episode gives you strict guidelines of when it's okay to be a guy with long hair. Obey all commands within this episode. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:04:25

15. Bicycles

1/23/2018
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I envision a bike-free future. A world where the cycles of bi are a thing of the past. A world where our children are free to walk along the sidewalk without fear of hearing someone scream "on your left" as they blow by, grazing their arms and leaving them with a graphic shot of their assholes as they speed off. A world where our drunk drivers fear not of hitting a guy on a bicycle that is riding on the road, obeying none of the traffic laws. A world without Lance Armstrong and all the...

Duration:00:05:40

14. Dance Movies

1/16/2018
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Why is dancing in movies the ONE time the ghetto has unusually high standards? It doesn't make sense. Oh, and also, dancing isn't a job. Nor is it a sport. It's just a thing that's sometimes fun that you can do to pass the time. And sure as shit don't do it on the goddamn sidewalk. It's called a sideWALK not a sideDANCE. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:04:49

13. 'New And Improved'

1/9/2018
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Pick one, you dicks. It can't be both. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:02:50

12. Full-Body Painting

1/2/2018
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Well it's football season. Or it was. Or it will be. Either way, time for the NFC North fans to paint their guts and start screaming for their terrible teams. This is coming from a Vikings fan, mind you. Do. Not. Paint. Your. Full. Body. For. Football. Or. Any. Other. Reason. Other. Than. To. Trick. Zombies. Into. Thinking. You're. Also. A. Zombie. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:05:49

11. Cowboy Hats

12/26/2017
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Fuck cowboy hats. And boots. And music. And life. End it. Or not. I guess it's really not that big of a deal. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:08:19

10. Casinos

12/20/2017
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Want to throw your money in the garbage but want to add some flair to it? Then a casino is for you. Go ahead, waste your hard-earned money on that shit. www.LIWstudios.com

Duration:00:05:56