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Thought Cops: Episode 49

1/16/2018
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Ope! Welcome to episode 49 of Thought Cops. This week, we’re joined by Deputy Blake and Deputy Blake’s Cousin Deputy Justin. They’re starting their own spin-off podcast called Kissing Kousins, that’s right, with two K’s. Also, I’m just kidding. This week, we try and find out who’s the real person and who’s the alter ego between Buck Hunter and Nate Underarmor. We also talk about the Golden Globes and how the internet collectively lost their remotes right after everyone turned it...

Duration: 01:12:09


Thought Cops: Episode 48

1/8/2018
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Wee-woo, welcome to Thought Cops! This episode, we jump the horse and play a bunch of voicemails and comments we’ve gotten over the past few weeks. We spend about half the episode talking about the Logan Paul snafu, and no, I’m not linking to it. It’s been taken down anyway and I’m not going out of my way to find it. Is this one of the rare times when the internet outrage mob was justified? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT! We also talk about Oregon joining the 21st century and having to pump...

Duration: 01:04:53


Thought Cops: Episode 47

1/3/2018
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WHAT’S UP YOU CUCKS OUT THERE, YOU’RE TUNING INTO 69.6 WKUK THE KUCK, WITH YOUR FAVORITE MORNING ZOO FUN CREW! THIS IS THE ONLY MORNING RADIO SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SENSITIVE ISSUES THAT OFFEND EVERYONE IN A WAY THAT DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE. THIS MORNING, DJ KEVIN AND DJ GRANT TACKLE THE ISSUES FACING THE COUNTRY IN THIS DAY AND AGE, LIKE MANSPLAINING, BAD VIDEO GAMES, COMEDIENNES LIKE ILANA SCHLIMMINGSON BANNING MEN FROM VENUES, MORE THINGS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES, AND THIS TONE DEAF AD BY...

Duration: 00:40:05


Thought Cops: Episode 46

12/28/2017
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Welcome to episode 46 of Thought Cops! Sorry to keep you waiting. This week, we’re joined by Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage once again! They just got finished wrapping up their first namesake festival, Big Time Garbage Fest. This week, we talk MECHA TRUMP, Andrew W.K. Tweets, people electing animals as mayors, pop stars not wanting to talk about politics (again), Anakin Skywalker getting kicked out of the Jedi Order for sexual harassment, the new Star Wars movie, and Mark Hamill and Ted...

Duration: 01:18:59


Thought Cops: Episode 45

12/18/2017
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Hi! What’s up. Oh yeah, welcome to episode 45 of Thought Cops! We’re joined this week by Deputy Dannyboy to talk about the outrage of this week. Speaking of which, here’s a one shot video of us talking about Ajit Pai’s Net Neutrality video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpI2viNqgVU Vine is back, But this week we talk about Keaton Jones, the boy who was bullied and then propped up into internet notoriety by his allegedly racist mom. Talk about a real milkshake duck. Whatever that...

Duration: 00:58:58


Thought Cops: Episode 44

12/10/2017
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Welcome to episode 44 of Thought Cops! This week, we look into the mirror and say patreon.com/asterios three times and Asterios Kokkinos magically appears on our show. You may know him from the Biggest Problem in the Universe, The Dick Show, Enemies of 20-Something Megaman, Toys “4″ Cheap, his bi-monthly podcast Science Friction, or maybe you saw him fight a moderator of r/the_donald. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0mGOUw46Xs Asterios joins us while taking a 50 block stroll down the...

Duration: 01:07:21


Thought Cops: Episode 43

12/5/2017
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Welcome to Episode 43 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Deputy Tyler Russo. He’s the creator of the hyper-realistic turtle dicks in this video from The Onion, as well as the auteur of this Youtube channel and this Vimeo channel. This episode, we talk about the disgusting phrase “creatives” that idiots use to describe themselves to make themselves sound interesting. We sentence all those people to lobotomies. We also talk about Marvel’s new editor-in-chief who on occasion uses...

Duration: 01:03:25


Thought Cops: Episode 42

11/28/2017
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Welcome to episode 42 of Thought Cops, aka episode 1 of Comcast Cops. This week, we’re joined once again by Deputy Robbie of The Dirty Nines and formerly of the FCC to talk about Net Neutrality. Basically everyone’s fucked, so we’re all looking for jobs at Comcast deleting websites for them. The rest of the episode, we talk about Starbucks’ ongoing War on Christmas, the Lena Dunham apology generator, and Post Malone’s apology for saying hip hop doesn’t have emotional range. Or whatever....

Duration: 01:04:24


Thought Cops: Episode 41

11/20/2017
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Welcome to Episode 41 of Thought Cops, aka the autofellatio episode. We’re once again joined by Deputy Michael of michaelpottle.com, and creator of Greg Loves a Human. https://vimeo.com/158571684 This episode, we start off by changing up the show’s format a little by sentencing thought crimes as they happen, as opposed to the week after. It’s a minor change, but the show should hopefully be a little more streamlined and a little less top-heavy. Officer Kevin was also on the fellow...

Duration: 01:16:32


Thought Cops: Episode 40

11/15/2017
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Welcome, to Thought Cop’s official kickoff of No-Fap November! Gargle as much ranch as you can fit in a five liter keg with Mark Whitney and Deputy Alberto as we take down Jim Beam, Facebook’s nude collection, Fox and Friends, a $400 Antifa Jacket, Larry David, and yes, Louis C.K. Oh yeah, and spoiler alert, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AxV78K11AE Make sure to subscribe to us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter. Also, drop us a voicemail at 312-788-7361.

Duration: 01:04:01


Thought Cops: Episode 39

11/7/2017
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Welcome to episode 39 of Thought Cops. This week, America finally gets what it wants as Donald J. Trump is banned from Twitter for an entire 11 minutes. Suck it, libs. We’re joined this week by Deputy Danny Boy. You may have heard of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ppdB6JX99Q Turns out Papa John’s is the new official pizza of the alt-right, but let’s be honest, who didn’t see that one coming. Better toss on your MAGA hat, velcro up your New Balances, don a white polo, and walk...

Duration: 01:01:36


Thought Cops: Episode 38

10/30/2017
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BOO. Welcome to episode 38 of Thought Cops! For our Halloween Spooktacular episode, we’re joined by our Stenographer to take down such criminals as children wearing Moana costumes, Woody Allen, George HW Bush, and Kellogg’s Corn Pops. Because people apparently still buy Corn Pops. Here’s the Andrew WK video I mention at the beginning of the episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ It’s the only good thing he’s ever done. This week we also learn the word “Daft Twerp” from...

Duration: 00:56:36


Thought Cops: Episode 37

10/25/2017
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Welcome to Episode 37 of the critically acclaimed podcast Thought Cops! Voted best podcast. At least top 10. This week, we’re joined once again by Deputy Russell of newly created podcast Surf Party USA. We’ll link to it when it’s created. This week we take down the thought criminals of the week, such as David Cross, Chapo Trap House, Megan Kelly, the Boy Scouts, Mike Ditka, Fake Melania, a group of college republicans wearing diapers to own libs, and Santa’s gay black husband. No, I...

Duration: 01:08:57


Thought Cops: Episode 36

10/17/2017
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Welcome Dad-bods, Mansplainers, and ladies, to another episode of Thought Cops! It’s a crossover episode this week as stand-up comedian and follow podcaster Brett Mercer of Big Time Garbage joins us in the battle for a good Skype connection. Make sure to check em out. “Future Prez” Zuckerberg (yes, president abbreviated with a Z, yes, it is mandatory) saves the planet by speaking directly from the epicenter of the Puerto Rico crisis using a fucking Mii from Wii Sports. Here’s that weird...

Duration: 01:03:38


Thought Cops: Episode 35

10/10/2017
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Welcome to Thought Cops, fellow cartoon characters. This week, we’re joined by our show’s own Stenographer, as well as the notorious Deputy Sleepytime. You know, from the voicemails. They’re here to help us dig through the disgusting pile of sludge that is modern day social media, to help investigate the most heinous of outrage-inducing news stories. Here’s the Milo exposé Buzzfeed released this week that I mentioned. It’s like a billion pages so don’t bother reading it all, just take our...

Duration: 01:01:54


Thought Cops: Episode 34

10/3/2017
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Welcome to another episode of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by two of the Shrimp Boys, a comedy troupe from out here in Chicago. Make sure to catch them this Saturday, the 7th at the Lincoln Lodge. Also make sure to follow them on Facebook and Youtube, as well as Luke and David’s respective Twitters. Here’s a list of upcoming shows by them: This week they help us tackle Twitter word limits, the ongoing war between Flat Earther B.O.B. and Neil “deGrassi: The Next Generation”...

Duration: 01:11:36


Thought Cops: Episode 33

9/25/2017
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SATIRE WARNING, because it’s another episode of THOUGHT COPS! This week, we’re joined by the infamous Mark Whitney, reporter for The American Tribune. He speaks to us briefly about the Naruto Run Around Trump Tower Event we were at, a followup event of similar nature that he’s planning, and the state of modern satire in general. You can follow him and his work here. Definitely the most noteworthy interview we’ve done to date, and a lot of interesting things were discussed, so please take a...

Duration: 01:18:09


Thought Cops: Episode 32

9/20/2017
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Stifle your gag reflex, because it’s episode 32 of Thought Cops! This week, we’re joined by Deputy Blake in the hunt against Dan Nainan, the world’s oldest millennial. He’s struck again. He can’t keep getting away with this. If you haven’t seen it yet, here’s our video of the Naruto Run Around Trump Tower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoDwz8YsrEc This week, we go after the internet’s public enemy #1: Pewdiepie. He said the n-word during a video game and then made CNN talk about...

Duration: 01:16:08


Thought Cops: Episode 31

9/11/2017
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Set your difficulty level to “white person,” because it’s another episode of THOUGHT COPS. This week, we’re joined by Deputy Michael of L.A.’s Desert District to take on thought criminals such as Rush Limbaugh, Toni Basil, Nintendo, and a couple of 90’s cartoons that all made the fatal mistake of upsetting people on the internet. Michael has a short film that’s been making the rounds at various film festivals. You can watch it here: https://vimeo.com/158571684 You can also check out his...

Duration: 01:06:02


Thought Cops: Episode 30

9/6/2017
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Sup ninjas, welcome to Episode 30 of Thought Cops! This week, we venture deep into the Konoha District of Neo Chicago to witness the local shinobi take part in what’s known as “Naruto Run Around Trump Tower.” No, I’m not kidding. We used this opportunity to go to what I might have mistakenly called in this episode “the most intelligent protest I’ve ever witnessed,” with the intention of asking questions on video for a remote segment. Video is hopefully coming soon. Anyway, here are some...

Duration: 00:55:24

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