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Totally Married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why another podcast, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

Totally Married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why another podcast, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!
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Location:

Los Angeles, CA

Description:

Totally Married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why another podcast, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

Language:

English

Contact:

323.521.9281


Episodes

335 - The Last Totally Married!

2/19/2018
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Laimeweds, it's been a blast. Nearly seven years!! We've laughed, we've cried, we've ranted, we've unqualified advice'd and we shared the intimate stories of the births of our children. And it's all thanks to you--Thank you for the incredible memories, for supporting a marriage that is stronger thanks to these episodes and for helping us create this audio time capsule that we kind of hope our kids never listen to... We love you.

Duration:00:55:21

334 - #MeToo - Peter Rofe Is Finally Outted!

2/12/2018
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss their big podcast news! (Check out their patreon for more! https://www.patreon.com/totallylaime) Then Elizabeth is FINALLY able to speak freely about the voiceover coach who assaulted her and at least 30 other women - Peter Rofe - now that he's been outted! Hooray!

Duration:01:06:41

333 - Ten Years In!

2/5/2018
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In this special anniversary episode (also, a very petite episode - sorry for the coughing!), Elizabeth and Andy reflect on their ten years of marriage and eight years of podcasting (!!!)

Duration:00:18:43

332 - Faking It All!

1/29/2018
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Andy shares a story of a guy who faked it all the way to the top before he and Elizabeth give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to avoid chit chat with a coworker when you need to focus, to what degree and how to stay in a baby brother's life when his mom is estranged from you, how to deal with tension between in laws now that there's been a weird feeling regarding broken boundaries, and how to deal with sexualized clothing (or not sexualized) for our kids that makes...

Duration:01:05:59

331 - I'm Just So High!

1/22/2018
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss past nicknames, why Andy stopped drinking brown liquor back in the day and the one way Elizabeth is annoying when she gets high. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to keep in mind when starting a podcast, and how to navigate shared car expenses when it comes to shared custody of teenage children? Enjoy!

Duration:00:53:05

330 - New Beginnings!

1/15/2018
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss their joy for a friend's new baby and the special times in life where the world slows down. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how they made the intro songs for each episode, how to handle the guilt when quitting a job, and a specific question for Dr. Rosen Rosen about setting up electronic drums! Enjoy!

Duration:00:48:29

329 - Send Your Siblings Some Love!

1/8/2018
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss, in no particular order: her streak of sewing oats in '04 including the infamous marine one night stand and another less notable, VAPING, and how their NY resolutions are going. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to protect your kids from a grumpy and sexist old grandfather, how to navigate a limited wedding guest list with the mother of the bride, and how to strengthen your connection with your long-distance siblings? Enjoy!

Duration:00:59:31

328 - Ringing In 2018!!

1/1/2018
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Happy New Year!! Elizabeth and Andy discuss their 2018 resolutions, plus a big thank you and shout out to their awesome listeners. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about healing after a friend and coworker secretly packed heat on a business trip and how to repair the ambition/positivity divide in a marriage? Enjoy and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Duration:00:55:21

327 - Merry Birthday, Jesus and Happy Christmas, Santa!

12/25/2017
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Elizabeth and Andy reflect on the year, discuss why she thinks she was a man in a past life and then give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do about processing a past assault, how to deal with a Mother In Law who always steals your Christmas gift thunder, how to deal with a partner who is unwilling to pick up after himself or participate in family life? Also a fun update from a past listener who BOUNCED! See you in the New Year and Enjoy!

Duration:00:51:43

326 - Wait, Let's Talk About Weight!

12/18/2017
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss new schedules and the unsolvable mysteries of life before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about getting closure on a friendship that ended without your say, how to be supportive of your sister during her labor, and lastly a doozy about the emotional side of weight gain in marriage which leads to a long discussion about weight and bodies and all that jazz! Enjoy!

Duration:00:57:25

325 - Hypothetical Ethical Quandry!

12/11/2017
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Andy stumps Elizabeth with a hypothetical ethical question before a healthy political pocket and their unqualified answer to a listener question about whether or not it's okay to fantasize about an ex in order to keep the steam alive in your marriage? Enjoy!

Duration:01:02:11

324 - The Countdown Begins!

12/4/2017
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Elizabeth and Andy share their podcast future plans which involve this very podcast! (Not to worry, they aren't going anywhere) Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about dealing with a neighbor who is spreading ignorant rumors, how to judge a political representative based on their NRA rating, whether to buck a wedding tradition for your own principles or just go along with it to appease others, how to deal with a friend who is not self aware and tends to...

Duration:00:53:21

323 - Grateful!

11/27/2017
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Andy and Elizabeth discuss gratitude and some special "Dad" sightings this holiday season. Then they give their (still!) unqualified advice to listener questions about how to approach a major breach of trust in a relationship because of a seemingly very dumb lie, and where to get informed and trusted political guidance in order to ace those political debates and text your representatives. Enjoy!

Duration:00:59:29

322 - Thanks To Plan B!

11/20/2017
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss family planning and Andy gives Elizabeth an early Christmas gift! Then, many political pockets later (haha) they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about a fiance who isn't budging on major life choices, how to navigate the subject of religion with a toddler, when you aren't religious, and how to proceed in a divorce with love and respect and well-being for your child first and foremost. Enjoy!

Duration:01:12:53

321 - Finding Hope In Random Documentaries!

11/13/2017
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the recent doc that helped her feel that there is a god in this otherwise seemingly dumpster fire of an existence in Trumpland! An added bonus of discussion about sexual assault, and the recent scandals. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to take depression meds during pregnancy, how to heal hurt feelings over a pregnancy reveal, and how to find a therapist who is effective when you have no time and no money? Enjoy!

Duration:01:07:01

320 - Dreams Coming True!

11/6/2017
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Elizabeth shares her good work news and talks about the thing that saved her anxious mind while waiting for the news (spoiler alert: It's OPRAH) Then she and Andy discuss the latex glove mystery of their week before giving their incredibly unqualified advice to listener questions about navigating a tumultuous family relationship especially in front of your kids, how to deal with roommates who agreed to the rules and are now rebelling against them, and how to cope with trying to conceive...

Duration:00:54:09

319 - Spooky Spooktacular!

10/30/2017
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Happy Halloween Laimewads!! We start the episode with some excited news about future podcast plans! Then we discuss some spooky Hallow's eve stuff - pumpkins, mummies, ghosts, oh my!! We end with our answers to listener questions about dealing with ghosts, and how to deal with the horror of being a true blue democrat in a very red town - now that's terrifying! Enjoy!

Duration:01:02:15

318 - Dudes Becoming Allies!

10/23/2017
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Elizabeth and Andy follow up to her assault story from last week with a bananas update! Then they discuss the question on everyone's mind: how many garbage bins worth of refuse fit into a garbage truck? Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about getting closure from a friend who ghosted you in a time of need, and how to cope with mother-in-law directed rage? Enjoy!

Duration:01:02:27

317 - Spooky Memories And Creepy People!

10/16/2017
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(TRIGGER WARNING) Elizabeth and Andy discuss their memorable experiences from Halloween to Ghosts, as well as a big, intense discussion about sexual assault and misogyny in Hollywood and beyond. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not it was childish to bounce from someone for forgetting a birthday, and if it's morally okay to move in with someone when finances play a role in the choice? Enjoy!

Duration:00:56:23

316 - Fake It Til Ya Keep On Having To Fake It!

10/9/2017
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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the merits/pitfalls of the concept of faking it 'til you make it, as well as share stories of their attempts at it! After a (hopefully) positive political pocket, they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do to help an alcoholic mother and also protect yourself, and how to navigate anti depressants while trying to conceive, through pregnancy and beyond? Enjoy!

Duration:00:56:05

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