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The new dynamic duo discuss one of the most influential TV shows of all time. B has seen every episode, Money has seen none!

The new dynamic duo discuss one of the most influential TV shows of all time. B has seen every episode, Money has seen none!
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The new dynamic duo discuss one of the most influential TV shows of all time. B has seen every episode, Money has seen none!






Where the Wild Things are/Five by Five

Hey there listeners, sorry I'm late with this one. In Sunnydale, we have the orgasm house, and Mrs. Landingham is the bay guy. Didn't see that one coming. Bitches & I pontificate on the utility of an orgasm spot on the wall, and what that would do to dating. Also, the right pairing is Anyanka and Spike. As for Angel, Faith shows up, and after some bullshit trying to "contain" her, with Wesley rightfully not trusting her. Wolfram & Hart are trying to tie up their loose end in Faith, but they...

Duration: 01:21:16


I like Jonathon. More of him please. Also more discussions on free will when wishes are possible. I forgot this bitch's name again, though. Whatever. Angel sucked.

Duration: 01:07:36

Who Are You?/The RIng


Duration: 01:21:52

This Year's Girl/Prodigal

It's time for some more Buffyverse. We get the return of two blasts from the pasts- Faith is awake, and fucking shit up. I'm not big on the Adam storyline- he's just not compelling enough of a villain. But add to that drama the pressure of Faith around a fucking shit up, the show gets that much more tense. As for Angel, the interesting part of this episode is the flashbacks. We get to see how Darla changed Angel and how he took care of his family. The present-day stuff is rather...

Duration: 01:09:12

Goodbye Iowa/I've Got You Under My Skin

Shit's going down on Buffy. Walsh is dead, and the Initiative is in chaos. They are steal teasing me with the maybe-lesbianism. Buffy looks hot in a labcoat and glasses, and Riley is off his meds. Also, the return of Willy the Snitch. As for Angel, we go to some dark places, a kid is possessed by a demon, but there's a particularly earth-shattering twist in the mix. Also he says some terrifying words thrown at poor Wesley. Is that character development for him?

Duration: 01:22:30

The "I" in Team/She

Yay! Some good episodes! Good pick-me-up from last week's fustercluck. Angel meets a few demons from another dimension, one that has super creepy, abusive gender norms. But Bai Ling really sells it, even though the put some latex titties on and a window to view them. Could do without the hornyness making women explode, though. Shit blows up at the Initiative, too. Dr. Walsh decides Buffy is too risky (because you don't know how to effectively allocate and use your assets, dumbass) and...

Duration: 01:14:30

A New Man/Expecting

We hates it. Giles gets turned into a demon and Cordy gets knocked up by one. We talk about pussies. Three-legged and otherwise.

Duration: 01:06:51


Buffy is having some relationship trouble. Mostly, she doesn't seem to understand how important it is to have a boyfriend who lives in her world. I've made my feelings about the age difference known already, but honestly, this is probably the best arrangement to be found, romantically. Also someone tries to open the hellmouth again. I don't know why. Angel has to come out to Kate in his episode, and let's be honest, the writers don't seem to be very good at Kate. Considering Wheadon is...

Duration: 01:12:11

Hush/Parting Gifts

We spend about half the episode of Buffy without a word being said. This is good stuff, y'all! Also Riley actually starts to be interesting and memorable. Anyanka and Xander have some much-needed relationship solidification. Also there's demons on invisible segways. Meanwhile in LA, Cordy comes to the realization that Doyle gave her something she didn't want. Also there's a demon Syler on the prowl, and the return of Weasel, who has learned exactly nothing in all this time.

Duration: 01:27:27

Something Blue/Hero

First, I'm sorry guys, I need to apologize for you being able to hear every car that drove by. My mic sensitivity was way too high. Second, I really liked this Buffy episode, not only because it was fun, lighthearted, and interesting, but also because I was right, Willow is headed down a dark path if she doesn't correct herself, and she doesn't seem disciplined enough to really control her witchcraft. I think this could be real trouble down the road. Also I don't know how I feel about...

Duration: 01:19:42

Pangs/I Will Remember You

I don't even want to write about these. Angel is just the worst. He is everything I hate about immature men with savior complexes. Buffy is dealing with shit and he shows up, and not only does he "protect" (she's fucking fine) but he tries to do it without her finding out, and he ropes all her friends into it. And that gets at the heart of what Angel wants. It's not that he wants to brood and suffer, he wants the world to see him brood and suffer and feel like he's such an amazing dude...

Duration: 01:20:27

The Initiative/Bachelor Party

YAAAAAAAASSSSS! So in Buffy we find out who is behind the scary dudes in ski masks. I didn't see Walsh and Riley coming. But it's so nice to see tht there's a broader world going on, and not everything revolves around Buffy. Spike is back, too, and he's got a big problem. His fangs don't work. I'm not sure I'm into the lazy boner-humor here, but whatever. And this episode doesn't wrap everything up, which is good, as this show needs to let its storylines breathe. As for Angel, we have an...

Duration: 01:12:02

Wild at Heart/Sense and Sensitivity

Sorry for the audio quality, y'all, I'm on the road. One good episode and one disappointing one. Let's face it, as much as I like Oz, his relationship with Willow is not satisfying on a narrative level. So this is actually a good way to get Oz off the show. And I totally called it. Veruca is a werewolf. The show also seems to have realized that you don't need everyone in the show to have something to do. Buffy, Xandar, and Giles make appearances that serve the plot, but they don't overstay...

Duration: 01:19:51

Beer Bad/ Rm w/a Vu

So, guys, I don't see why everyone hates this episode. Maybe it's because I'm just not down for attempts at pathos for Buffy getting dumped? The storyline with Parker was so nicely wrapped up- Willow calls him on his bullshit and Buffy punches him in the head. That's super satisfying. And yeah, it's stupid, but there's a lot of stupid stuff in this show that takes itself way too seriously and forgets to have fun. This was fun. Also Kal Penn was cute once. As for Angel, this was a good...

Duration: 01:11:54

Fear Itself/I Fall To Pieces

Gross things these episodes: 1. Giles' Halloween Costume 2. Oz shaking blood everywhere. 3. Spiders. 4. Willow getting hugged by 10,000 fireflies. 5. Squashing porn. 6. Stalkers. 7. Cordy dropping the R word. 8. Ronald with the worst superpower ever. 9. Angel's torture face.

Duration: 01:11:19

The Harsh Light of Day/In The Dark

So, two people from Buffy's past are back- Spike and (gasp) Harmony! They are looking for something, another MacGuffin, but this time, it makes Vampires invincible? Hard to see why this wasn't a priority for all the others who crawled around Sunnydale. I mean, I get it, they hadn't thought of it yet. Also Harmony is just as bad as an undead mean girl. Spike is not himself, though, and seems more abusive than entertaining. There's a showdown in broad daylight, and Buffy manages to snag the...

Duration: 01:37:11

Living Conditions/Lonely Hearts

I don't like Buffy in this episode. Seriously, she's passive aggressive and spoiled. Kathy is at least well-meaning at first, but this kind of roommate war is just too much. Kids, talk about boundaries and be rational about your living situation. I liked this episode, but I'm not big on the fact that Buffy was right about everything, so she doesn't have to examine her behavior to be more of an adult. As for Angel, he's hunting a serial killer, this time with the hurdle of Elisabeth Rohm in...

Duration: 00:56:08

The Freshmen/City Of

We're baaaaaaaaaccccckkkkk! It's been a few weeks since we covered Buffy, and Money gets back and finds there's a spinoff! Buffy and (most of) the gang are at UC Rancho Cucamonga, and the episode does a good job of conveying the angst and terror of being a kid away from home for the first time. Naturally there's a group of vampires hanging out on campus, because Buffy can never get a break. Also Sunday is my favorite vampire so far (suck it, Spike!). Angel, however, decides to start his...

Duration: 01:23:15

Graduation Day

It's time for the season Finale of Buffy! First off, I need to apologize for the audio quality. Crowdcast really screwed us, and we will not be using them in the future. Thanks to Austin for cleaning this up somewhat. The big day has arrived, and the mayor has to eat his spiders. Eww. Faith is doing what she can to fuck up the good guy's plans, and that means shooting Angel with a poisoned arrow. The only solution, however, is the blood of a slayer. Luckily they have a spare slayer on...

Duration: 01:31:51

Choices/The Prom

Roshawn joins us! We get Faith being terrible, as she tends to be, and a weird gambit for a box full of spiders. Why spiders? Because this is Buffy, that's why. Plus more flirtations between Weasel and Cordelia. The mayor is trying to Ascend, whatever that means, and that involves getting into Buffy and Angel's heads about the nfuture of their relationship. And not only is he not wrong, he's fucking right. These two are not good together. Break up already. Also, the prom comes along, and...

Duration: 01:54:22

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