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UNspoiled! The Constant: Lost

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The Constant - Left Behind

In what many people will recall as the episode where Kate and Juliet are handcuffed together, we were more interested in Kate and Cassidy meeting and being friends. There's also a bit of psychoanalysis as we talk out why this episode struck such a chord with me. Krista is a good on-the-spot therapist. We also very much enjoyed Hurley conning Sawyer into being a nice guy, and a leader.

Duration: 00:54:55

The Constant - Expose

Unscrupled Buffy co-host Money joins us to discuss Nikki and Paolo's swan song...not that they had much of an introduction when it all comes down to it. We compare this episode to Clue, Buffy's "The Zeppo," and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, which should tell you that all three of us really enjoyed the episode. If only Nikki and Paolo had been this interesting the whole time.

Duration: 01:16:02

The Constant - The Man From Tallahassee

We are joined by fellow Unspoiled host Maggie to discuss why Locke is so selfish, whether his dad is the worst of the Bad Dads, what we like about Ben Linus, with brief forays into Jack and Kate, Richard Alpert's eyelashes, and as always: the fact that everyone should just listen to Sayid. So tell us, is Ben Linus the best villain ever? Did you expect Anthony Cooper to be in the Magic Box? And how much is Jack going to bray at Locke for blowing up that submarine?

Duration: 00:58:02

The Constant - Par Avion

The secret is out! Claire's dad is also Jack's dad! Sooo soapy. She takes learning that Christian Shepherd is her father about as well and any of us would, because he sucks. On the Island, Claire has the smart idea after seeing some migrating sea birds to catch one and attach a letter to its tracker so they can maybe be rescued. She doesn't understand why Charlie seems against this, but later Desmond actually tells her the truth: he's having visions of Charlie's death and has been trying...

Duration: 01:10:27

The Constant - Enter 77

We learn more about Sayid's torturer days in this week's flashback. Guess there some women he was willing to torture, just not Nadia. His victim, Amira, has more mercy on him than he probably deserves. On the Island, Sayid, Kate, and Locke come across a cabin inhabited by Mikhail, the guy with the eyepatch from earlier in the season. Mikhail is a liar, and an Other, and they take him prisoner. Sayid has a plan for what to use him for but Locke has plans of his own - like blowing up the...

Duration: 01:09:54

The Constant - Tricia Tanaka is Dead

After last week, this episode was a joy for us to watch, and discuss. It's a good Hurley story, with a healthy dose of hilarious male bonding, and very little to take away from the fun. Plus: Vincent! We meet Hurley's dad, played by Cheech Marin (the newest member of the Lost Bad Dad Club), and it really makes us appreciate Hurley as a person more. This is a guy who was abandoned by his dad and yet he never let that define him. There is no whining from this guy about any of that. He just...

Duration: 00:43:53

The Constant - Stranger in a Strange Land

We made it, you guys. We watched, we discussed, we conquered this terrible episode. Everyone who's watched Lost knows this is the worst episode of the entire series, and many of us have been waiting to see what Krista would think of it. She did not disappoint. She also didn't threaten to quit, which is a relief. So. In this episode we have some interesting Other Island stuff with Juliet being put on some kind of trial for killing Pickett, and Jack deciding whether or not to help her, and...

Duration: 00:42:38

The Constant - Flashes Before Your Eyes

We learn what's going on with Desmond since the Hatch Explosion and it's sort of what Krista was thinking: he's seeing the future. But it's Charlie's future, and the outlook's not good. He also flashed into his own consciousness in 1996 when he was moving in with Penny and hoping to marry her. He meets a mysterious lady, has weird memories of The Island, and throws it all away as he's...destined to do?

Duration: 00:48:52

The Constant - 3.07 Not In Portland

We are joined by Unspoiled Twin Peaks co-host Maggie to discuss Juliet... and to gush about Richard Alpert. He's really pretty, guys. Juliet and Jack are both frustrating in this episode because they could have just let Ben die and I don't know...take over themselves? We'll never know because Ben strikes a deal with Juliet that she seems to think he'll keep, and convinces Jack to complete the surgery in exchange for letting Kate and Sawyer go. Kate and Sawyer, meanwhile, are helped by...

Duration: 01:05:53

The Constant - 3.06 I Do

Well, look at that! It's a Kate episode and we both actually really enjoyed it! And not just because Nathan Fillion is a guest star (but that doesn't hurt). No, in this episode Kate does most things right, and it's a refreshing change. Jack also decides to perform Ben's surgery, but he's got some stipulations: he'll sew up the damage he personally caused as long as Kate and Sawyer are allowed to escape. Will this gamble work, or will he let Ben die? WE SHALL SEE!

Duration: 00:46:44

The Constant - 3.05 The Cost of Living

And now we say goodbye to Mr. Eko. It's a satisfying end to his story, but it still sucks to see him go. On the Other Island, Jack is faced with the prospect of doing surgery on Ben's spinal tumor, and Juliet proposes he just let Ben die on the table. We're guessing Mr. I'm Gonna Fix You doesn't have it in him to do such a thing, even if it is the best move he could make.

Duration: 01:02:18

The Constant - 3.04 Every Man For Himself

We're back! Thank you for your patience during our longer-than-planned hiatus. But now that we're finished with our individual travels and healthy again, you won't be getting rid of us so easily! Mwahaha. On to the show! In this episode, we learn that Ben knows exactly how to get Sawyer to behave, and that the con man can be conned. Kate says the "L" word about Sawyer, but we're not sure if she's telling the truth. Jack plays an angle with Juliet that leads nowhere, because his surgeon...

Duration: 00:43:41

The Constant - 3.03 Further Instructions

BOOOOONE. I mean, Locke goes on a vision quest and his guide is Boone. He is instructed to save Eko FROM A POLAR BEAR, which he and Charlie successfully do. Elsewhere, Desmond is running around naked and seeing the future. And there's these two randos who seem to think they're part of the group, but we've never seen them before. Shut up, Nikki.

Duration: 00:46:57

The Constant - 3.02 The Glass Ballerina

This is a really short one, guys. We just had so little to say about this episode. We didn't learn anything new, really, and it just mostly felt like filler. I can't even think of anything to write about it here. Sun's a liar. Jin knows more English than he lets on. Sayid is smart, but not so smart that he can outsmart the Others who have cameras or spies on the island. They lose the boat. Sun shoots a woman. Jack finds out that the Red Sox actually won the World Series while he's been on...

Duration: 00:32:12

The Constant - 3.01 A Tale of Two Cities

It's very possible that season 3 is my favorite, so you can imagine how excited I am to get started. In this episode, Jack learns to let go, Sawyer learns how to get a fish biscuit, - not a euphemism - and Kate learns...nothing, really. But her hair looks great and she gets to wear a dress, so that's something. We also meet Juliet, who is probably the character I've been most excited to get to talk about after Desmond, so yeah. I'm super psyched that we've reached this season. Thank you to...

Duration: 00:51:12

The Constant - 2.23:2.24 Live Together Die Alone

Ooh, Desmond is back! And we learn about his time pushing the button. There's a statue of a foot with four toes. Michael and Waaaaaaaaaaaalt get on a boat and vamoose the fuck off The Island. Locke and Eko battle over their existential crises and Desmond initiates the failsafe. Everything shakes. The sky goes white, and purple. There's a loud noise. The Hatch blissfully blows up. Jack, Kate, and Sawyer are taken captive by The Others. "Henry Gale" is indeed their leader. Some...

Duration: 01:55:53

The Constant - 2.22 Three Minutes

In this episode we learn what actually happened to Michael when he went to find Walt, and why he has gone to the extreme and twitchy measures that he has. Does that mean we forgive him? Hell. No. We are very much Team Smartypants Sayid, who figures out very quickly that Michael has been compromised and is probably leading four of them into a trap. Now it's a matter of whether Jack actually listens to Sayid or not.

Duration: 01:11:28

The Constant -2.21 ?

It seems that Locke only likes these Island Quests when he's the one being sent on them. It's not so fun for him when he's the one being forced to follow. This time it's Eko on a mission, and what he finds is another damn hatch. Meanwhile, we officially lose Libby. Screw you, Michael.

Duration: 00:52:15

The Constant - 2.20 Two For The Road

Goddamn it, Michael! What more can I say? This is one of the episodes I was most excited to talk about with Krista, especially after how much she ended up loving both Ana-Lucia and Libby. Hopefully she'll recover from the loss.

Duration: 01:17:02

The Constant - 2.19 S.O.S.

Well, Krista finally gets her Rose and Bernard episode, and it's a sweet story. We don't learn too much, other than the fact that the Island healed more than just Locke with its magical powers.

Duration: 00:43:38

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