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Hi! I'm Andrew, one of the hosts of comedy podcast Utter Bullsh*t. Each week, we select three random topics submitted via our website and discuss them while posing as "experts" on each topic. Our improvised humor is off the cuff, factually dubious, and - like the title of our show - frequently NSFW. Examples of previous topics we've covered include Why Everyone Hates New Jersey, Clint Eastwood's Slinky Collection, 15th Century Poetry, Abraham Lincoln's Illegitimate Children, and Things Carved from Watermelons. For more information and a sample of what we sound like, you can visit our SoundCloud page (https://goo.gl/Qi74RB). Utter Bullsh*t is relatively new and we're still working to grow our audience. We would be thrilled to be a part of the TuneIn network!

Hi! I'm Andrew, one of the hosts of comedy podcast Utter Bullsh*t. Each week, we select three random topics submitted via our website and discuss them while posing as "experts" on each topic. Our improvised humor is off the cuff, factually dubious, and - like the title of our show - frequently NSFW. Examples of previous topics we've covered include Why Everyone Hates New Jersey, Clint Eastwood's Slinky Collection, 15th Century Poetry, Abraham Lincoln's Illegitimate Children, and Things Carved from Watermelons. For more information and a sample of what we sound like, you can visit our SoundCloud page (https://goo.gl/Qi74RB). Utter Bullsh*t is relatively new and we're still working to grow our audience. We would be thrilled to be a part of the TuneIn network!
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United States

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Hi! I'm Andrew, one of the hosts of comedy podcast Utter Bullsh*t. Each week, we select three random topics submitted via our website and discuss them while posing as "experts" on each topic. Our improvised humor is off the cuff, factually dubious, and - like the title of our show - frequently NSFW. Examples of previous topics we've covered include Why Everyone Hates New Jersey, Clint Eastwood's Slinky Collection, 15th Century Poetry, Abraham Lincoln's Illegitimate Children, and Things Carved from Watermelons. For more information and a sample of what we sound like, you can visit our SoundCloud page (https://goo.gl/Qi74RB). Utter Bullsh*t is relatively new and we're still working to grow our audience. We would be thrilled to be a part of the TuneIn network!

Language:

English

Contact:

(847) 533-8563


Episodes

Utter Bullshit | Episode 20: Citrus Native to Vermont/D&D/Historic Gas Stations

12/12/2017
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On this week's episode, we prepare to celebrate 20 years of educational podcasting when an unexpected tragedy occurs. We also discuss the nightmare hellscape that is Vermont, Dr. Bekah's secret passion for dinosaur fanfiction, and the immaculate inception of the first automobile.

Duration: 00:47:02


Utter Bullshit | Episode 19: Paranormal Phenomena of Southeast Asia/Waifus/Farts

12/6/2017
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The doctors discuss some common South Asian folk myths, nerd toxins, the senator of Vermont, and the fabulous physics of farts! Dr. Bekah admits that she has been moonlighting with a fart orchestra. Dr. Andrew creates a Tribble through sheer willpower.

Duration: 00:48:43


Utter Bullshit | Episode 18: The 1897 New York Giants Season/Education System/Sommelier Techniques

11/20/2017
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This week, Dr. Andrew gets punched in the spleen and Dr. Bekah licks a poisonous frog that was obtained years ago during a blood ritual gone wrong. We also discuss the proliferation of wizards in professional football, the dystopian trials each child must go through to attain an education, and various advanced beverage-mixing techniques, such as the Texas Oil Baron, the Big Trouble in Little China, and the Garfield.

Duration: 00:38:22


Utter Bullshit | Episode 17: The History of Freemasonry in Belgium/Goats/Sex Injuries

11/13/2017
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We recall the long and storied history of illegal street architecture in Belgium, and the unlikely origins of both Quasimodo (from the Hunchback of Notre Dame) and Beethoven. We also talk about a man named Sexy who owns a parking lot, why goats love Napoleon Bonaparte, and why Dr. Andrew has so many dead owls.

Duration: 00:36:34


Utter Bullshit | Episode 16: Cancelled NASA Projects/Vaccines/Tootsie Pops

11/6/2017
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This week, Computer has a little malfunction. The Doctors and their good friend George Lucas dive into some top-secret NASA projects that didn't quite make the cut, as well as why certain vaccines may give you super powers, and exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Duration: 00:39:56


Utter Bullshit | Episode 15: Lettuce/Oedipus Complex/Admiral Nelson

10/29/2017
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Dr. Andrew and Dr, Bekah reveal and discuss the myriad conspiracy theories centered around lettuce, as well as the Oedipus Complex, a series of interconnected buildings in the Wisconsin Dells, and the career and legacy of famous pirate Admiral Nelson. Also, the doctors are forced to utilize the "Bad Topic Protocol" for the first time!

Duration: 00:36:30


Utter Bullshit | Episode 14: The Most Trusting Facial Hair/Why Dogs Are Secretly Dicks/Drones

10/22/2017
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This week, the doctors compare and contrast the overall trustworthiness of various styles of facial hair. We also examine the hidden, dastardly motives of dogs, the difference between good drones and bad drones, and why Dr. Andrew had to buy blue jeans for his robotic son Jefferey.

Duration: 00:45:28


Utter Bullshit | Episode 13: Balloon Animals/The Franconian Lake District/Fake McDonald's in Anime

10/17/2017
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This week we are joined by special guest panelist Dr. Katie, an expert in balloon zoology, who happens to be Dr. Andrew's sister! We also ask the hard-hitting questions: where do balloon animal souls go when they die? Why are the fish so calm in the Franconian Lake District? What is a Latin phrase that roughly translates to "getting money every day?" And why are the beverage metrics at Fake McDonald's so confusing?

Duration: 00:33:00


Utter Bullshit | Episode 12: How to Get Away with Murder/Vegetable Aphrodisiacs/Paper

10/8/2017
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On this week's very special episode, the doctors read some helpful advice from their new book, How to Get Away with Murder (unless you're on a train with a French detective, then you're screwed). Also covered are the various varieties of vegetable aphrodisiacs, Dr. Andrew's ginger bread fetish, a brief history of Paul Bunyan, and a primer on different types of paper and what they taste like.

Duration: 00:40:20


Utter Bullshit | Episode 11: Computer Startup Noises/Millenials/True Facts About Corn

10/2/2017
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Special guest panelist Dr. Iain Collins joins us for a frank and intimate discussion about the horrifying noises computers make when they switch on, the mysteries of Millenials (which may very well be woodland creatures in disguise), and some true facts about everyone's favorite silver vegetable, corn! No Corn On Moon!

Duration: 00:37:22


Utter Bullshit | Episode 10: Famous Drive-In Movie Theaters/Medieval Torture Devices/Crocs

9/24/2017
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Our experts explain what to do if you or a loved one are possessed by a croc demon. We also cover how drive-in movies can grant you super powers, how llamas reproduce, medieval torture methods, and Dr. Bekah's new video game project based on Dragon Age.

Duration: 00:31:36


Utter Bullshit | Episode 9: Pirate Languages/Pizza Tables/Dune Buggies

9/17/2017
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The doctors discuss the lexical nuances of pirate language, the magical wish-granting properties of pizza tables (and the laws that govern them), and the endless possibilities of dune buggies!

Duration: 00:26:13


Utter Bullshit | Episode 8: Why Everybody Hates New Jersey/Old People/The Indianapolis Airport

9/10/2017
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Our experts postulate that a squawking kaiju and a gigantic maypole may be the root causes of negativity towards the state of New Jersey. Other topics discussed include common varieties of old people, the labyrinthine depths of the Indianapolis Airport, and what to do if you should find yourself cornered by a minotaur.

Duration: 00:28:28


Utter Bullshit | Episode 7: Irish Local Elections 1991/Villains/Organs of Chichester

9/3/2017
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Dr. Bekah and Dr. Andrew elaborate upon the 1991 election of Nugubriousness "Gooby" O'Shanahan, the giant immortal parrot who became lord protector of Ireland. This episode also covers historical villains who turned out to be okay people, and the fascinating peanut butter organ of Chichster Cathedral.

Duration: 00:30:21


Utter Bullshit | Episode 6: Clint Eastwood's Slinky Collection/Roman Emperors/Telephone Boxes

8/27/2017
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Dr. Andrew and Dr. Bekah delve into Clint Eastwood's secret collection of slinkies, the ancient, bitter feud between the bands Earth Wind & Fire and Chicago, Roman emperors, Indonesian slug slime, and the curious properties of the Bye-Phone.

Duration: 00:27:01


Utter Bullshit | Episode 1: Animal Husbandry/Sunglasses/Water Bottles

8/20/2017
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In our first episode, universal experts Dr. Bekah and Dr. Andrew discuss animal husbandry (as it pertains to animal husbands), how sunglasses protect humankind from our sentient, evil sun, and the discovery of bottled water by Johann P. Wasserbassle.

Duration: 00:17:42


Utter Bullshit | Episode 5: Egg Cartons/Boats/Horror Games

8/20/2017
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In this episode, the Doctors consider the Australian origins of the egg carton as we know it today, as well as the many varieties of boats and horror (not whore-oar) video games. Also, we apologize for any interruptions due to flatulence.

Duration: 00:27:59


Utter Bullshit | Episode 4: Abraham Lincoln's Illegitimate Children/Team Sport/The Magic Friend

8/20/2017
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The Doctors list some of Abraham Lincoln’s many famous bastards, including Shakira and Jim Davis. We also explore the topics of team sports, why no one wants to play dodgeball with Dr. Andrew, and the mysterious Magic Friend.

Duration: 00:26:23


Utter Bullshit | Episode 3: Wars Involving Tanzania/Broken Clocks/Medusa

8/20/2017
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The Doctors touch upon some of the wars involving Tanzania, a sovereign territory in the heart of Ohio, the nature of clocks that no longer function, and the exciting true story of Medusa, the mythical Greek monster/architect.

Duration: 00:21:11


Utter Bullshit | Episode 2: 15th Century Poetry/Things Made From Watermelons/Landlines

8/19/2017
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The Doctors extol the virtues of 15th century poetry, reveal the secret 5th season of Jupertalia, discuss watermelon carving techniques and the metaphysical properties of landlines.

Duration: 00:20:30