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The White Bitch Buffet is a talkshow consisting of resident white bitches Maxine and Laura as they talk about trials and tribulations of being poor college students in Massachusetts and all the shit they complain about. They dish out their opinions on the latest TV shows and stories in the news. Each episode you can catch the bitches competing in games and writing their own orig songs. Subscribe to the podcast and follow the bitches on twitter (@lauraaamedeiros and @itsmaxinebitch) to see what they're doing in their day to day and to catch the latest ep of the podcast. @whitebtchbuffet




EP 36 - Grazin' on the Grass Baby Can You Dig it?

On Episode 36 of the White Bitch Buffet, ya girls kick off another summer jam packed hour for you! Maxine brings back Netflix Addictions and talks about finally watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 3! She gives it many praises as it continues to be hilarious and provides social commentary on the ridiculous world that we live in. She also gives recommendations for Killer Women with Piers Morgan despite actually hating Piers Morgan's stinkin guts and Moana despite not being 6 years...

Duration: 00:52:45

EP 35 - Feelin' Jive, Bee Hive, High Dive!

It's officially summer!!! You know what that means? NHL and NBA finals are in full effect! Get updated on all you need to know with Big L in her Sports Talk! segment. The girls jump into one of their favorite segments, Science Biiiitch! where Maxini explains an interesting discovery based off of Albert Einstein's hypothesis! Relating to space, Big L explains a new idea scientists are testing to fight global warming. Also, a new public transportation system has been unveiled in China that...

Duration: 00:53:43

EP 34 - Yo Momma!

In this episode of White Bitch Buffet, Maxini continues to give us an update in Netflix Addictions on the new shows that have joined Netflix. She praises the V-Power in a new show she's been watching, Girl Boss, along with updates on the greatest white bitch of all time, Chelsea Handler and her Netflix original series Chelsea. She recommends the newly aired seasons of both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Master of None. Big L is behind the times with Netflix and breaks down a quick segment...

Duration: 00:52:06

EP 33 - Get Sprung!

It's finally spring!! Join ya girls for White Bitch April and get the sports low-down from Big L on hockey playoffs and a polite mix of all other New England sports. Max dishes on all her latest Netflix Addictions rating shows 13 Reasons Why, BorderTown, Chelsea, and Schitt's Creek. She's got show suggestions for all the stoners out there and netflix addicts alike. Maxini gives her fair share of criticizm on 13 Reasons. The girls get their fave game going Headbandz, this time making up the...

Duration: 00:54:28

EP 32 - March Madness

EP 32 is here and ya girls have March Madness!!! Maxini kicks off this months episodes talking about the brackets that her boyfriend made her make and pretty much says everything she knows about March Madness/college basketball (which is not a lot). Although her brackets were smashed into smithereens she is still happy that she knows stuff now. Laura switches sports gears and talks about the rest of the Bruins hockey season and their chances to make it into the playoffs. Max gives her...

Duration: 00:53:25

EP 31 - Stuff that is Green

EP 31 is ya girls first spring episode of 2017! Maxini kicks off EP 31 with Netflix Addictions, giving reviews of The OA, How to Get Away with Murder, and Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events, and talks about how excited she is for Santa Clarita Diet. Update!: Max watched Santa Clarita Diet and gives it 2 thumbs up cause that shit is hella funny and Drew Barrymore and Tim Olyphant are awesome in it, highly recommend it!! Big L gives an overview movies hitting theaters this spring...

Duration: 00:54:28

EP 30 - Flirty & Thriving

The bitches recorded this episode early in late December because Big L spent the first 2 weeks of the new year in South Africa!! They start off their first podcast of 2017 reliving the horrible stories of New Year's Eve's past, and sharing horror tales of hiding smoking weed like the little hooligans that they are, now that the drug has been legalized for recreational use in Massachusetts. The girls hope to fuel your new Netflix Addictions as they discuss all of the new content coming to...

Duration: 00:52:12

EP 29 - Feelin' Fine

Happy Holidays! The girls are back at it again with another jumbo 45 minute episode! It's that special time of year again and Maxini and Big L are feeling festive! A remix edition to the 12 Days of Christmas called "The 12 Days of Bitchmas" is released and Maxini and Big L list off their top 5 favorite Christmas movies. The New Year is talked about along with a new segment titled "Winter is Coming" in which Big L puts her own spin of Game of Thrones on. Their favorite game of Whose News?...

Duration: 00:47:43

EP 28 - Feelin' Great

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Duration: 00:43:17

EP- 27 The 27 Club

Maxini and Laura introduce the 27th episode by talking about popular term "The 27 Club" which is about a large number of celebrities dying at the age of 27. Maxini gives the run down of a few well known celebrities that are included in this "club". She continues to explain her death arrangements. With the election right around the corner, the bitches introduce Massachusetts' ballot question 1 regarding the addition of slot parlors. Now that the girls have educated you on all 4 ballot...

Duration: 00:44:42

EP 26 - Yay October

Maxini and Laura were just plain old excited for October this year, hence the title "Yay October" lol, they start the podcast by continuing to discuss the Massachusetts Ballot questions for the upcoming November election. The bitches focus on Question 3, regarding conditions for farm animals. The girls explain what the question poses, how it would affect you if passed and give their personal opinions on the matter. The girls stay in a political tone for a bit and take the opportunity to...

Duration: 00:41:26

EP 25 - Quarter Century

September's second episode is the bitches 25th episode!! They start off the episode with a fall themed "Scary Movie Fun Time" and Maxini gives her reviews of the new Blair Witch movie as well as teen thriller Don't Breathe. Laura gives a Netflix review of Sanctum and Max dishes about upcoming movies she's stoked to see. The girls continue their breakdown of the Massachusetts ballot questions for the upcoming November election with question 2 regarding charter schools. What is a charter...

Duration: 00:32:40

EP - 24 Fallin Into Fall

During the first episode of September Maxini and Big L introduce a new segment to get familiar with during the election season where they explain question on the Massachusetts 2016 ballot. Can you guess which question they began with?... Did you guess Marijuana Legalization? Cause that's it! They continued to talk about the VMAs and performances that occurred recently. And with football season rolling around the corner they do a little Sports Talk piece. Last but not least the bitches dish...

Duration: 00:33:38

EP 23 - Sleepy Hollow

The second episode for August was a lil sleepy this month. The bitches had a hard time getting their schedules to fit but when they finally did they busted out this lil ditty. Maxini kicks off the episode with indulging in her latest Netflix Addiction and gives her endorsement for hot, new show Stranger Things. She gives a synopsis of the premise with limited spoilers and encourages Laura to give it a shot as well. The girls play a round of their fave game, The Price is Right, and battle...

Duration: 00:34:46

EP 22 - We're feelin' 22

I don't know about you, but we're feeling 22 this month. Joining us as our special guest throughout this episode is our mutual BFF Meaghan! She guest starred on our very first episode and is back for more. This episode, we break down the importance of voting even in this very bizarre, unfortunate election. We lighten the mood with a game called Guess Whom. With the month of August upon us, we customize this game of Guess Whom to a Hot and Sweaty edition, meaning our chosen people are...

Duration: 00:25:33

EP 21 - Legal Bitches

July's second episode is 21, Legal Bitches!! Laura and Max discuss their 21st birthday escapades as they celebrated them together but in very different ways, via a partybus vs a surprise party. The girls let the show take a more serious note as their share their thoughts, concerns and support for the #blacklivesmatter movement and their thoughts of what their peers can't stop sharing on Facebook about police brutality. Family Feud brings the show back into the sunny side of things, as...

Duration: 00:30:58

EP 20 - White Bitch Fourth of July

Maxini and Big L take the Fourth of July by storm in a top 4 segment where they explain their top 4 foods at a cookout, top 4 yard games, top 4 do's and dont's of fireworks and top 4 songs on your 4th of July playlist. A discussion about scary movies and paranormal situations occurs as well. Remember to stay tuned halfway through July for another 25 min. episode!

Duration: 00:23:24

EP - 19 Up For Seconds?

Congrats! You found our second half of our June episode where Maxini and Laura break down new emoji ideas and replacements for the Republican nominee. With Father's Day around the corner, they give gift suggestions and finish off explaining the newest thing science is up too with a segment called Eye See.

Duration: 00:26:04

EP- 18 We Saucin'

In our first attempt at recording half shows Big L drops her own mix of Post Malone's White Iverson called Saucin' featuring Nikki Bo Bikki. Maxini and Big L break down their 18th birthdays in courtesy of episode 18. Meghan Trainor is idolized for being a bad ass bitch and the girls wrap up with handling adulthood. Remember to stay tuned half way through the month for the next short episode!

Duration: 00:44:41

EP 17 - Diecisiete

EP Diecisiete also known informally as “Bufet de las blancas putas” is our spanish-themed Cinco De Mayo episode! Big L breaks down Cinco de Mayo’s legit history, then the bitches share their fave ways to celebrate white girl style. The girls try their hand at Matematicas en espanol and make pretty big fools out of themselves as a result. They also break down their fave ways to chow down in “KNO YA TACO” and give you a fair share of spanish insults from the internet. @whitebtchbuffet...

Duration: 00:50:56

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