Botulism cheese: it's out there and its trying to find you. Obadiah narrowly avoids another encounter by leaping to safety into the arms of a donut. Also, we talk Winter Jam, arena bathrooms, and the photo doubles we'd like to use for a RIOT billboard.
Should Superman or Thor come to Nikki's birthday party? We try to find the answer and explore the return of soda cravings and drive a bit of the Death Road to Canada. Oh... AND we try some really good (and some GROSS) food from South Korea in a Riot Food FIGHT!
Nintendo wants to sell you some of the most expensive cardboard available. Nikki is NOT impressed (though Obadiah is pretty sure she is torturing her dog). We also discuss the merits of becoming an all-wedding podcast, when its time to switch gyms, and find out if anyone cares about Godzilla.
Obadiah is now convinced that he could be the next fat President, JJ Abrams may have a new TV show on the way, and Chief Hopper might start officiating weddings. It's all in today's podcast and don't forget to find more RIOT at riot.radiou.com!
Coke wants Obadiah back and is trying to win his affections with many flavors. A Japanese restaurant is serving chicken that tastes like women's feet (its not a translation error). The RIOT also covers Ambulances, Popcorn, MoviePass, broccoli yogurt and social jet lag.
If someone ever says "this will only take 5 minutes", you know they are immediately lying to you. This podcast takes more than 5 minutes but you'll be glad because we learn about drinking banana peels, families that way over 2000 pounds, and how to return a used Christmas tree.
Would you kiss a stranger at the Eiffel Tower? What if they were wearing fake Air Jordans? Do you know what a Frownie is? Also, the movie that is coming to Netflix that no one is excited about except Obadiah.
"New Year, New You"... it's not officially a topic, but it does come up a lot in today's podcast. Also, we eat Danish food (not danishes), talk Insidious, and think about starting a Sorority Consultancy.
This podcast contains a complete rundown of the new McDonald's Value Menu. Obadiah feels like its important. Nikki... not so much. We also chat pimple popping, Raw Water, and how AT&T is getting a revenge body to make all those ex's jealous.
The Danish Police are the most delicious police and AMC wants to ruin movies for you again -- things you'll hear about in today's podcast. Also, Taco Bell is trying to plug up your cleanse and being President means you can, allegedly, eat burgers in bed. Where do we sign up?
Obadiah says the second day is always the worst day. He also explores his fear of The Harbinger of Failure coming to claim his new favorite show. Nikki gets Kit Kats and thinks Nashville Hot Fish is a good idea. We also find out what an ArchBurger is.
The RIOT is back from Christmas Break and ready to start winter quarter! Despite promising no self-improvement messaging, we discuss (mock?) a list of ways to "seize the day". We also get into the top movies of 2017, the Google Mini and how you're killing chocolate
Happy New Year!! This is your last Worst of The RIOT 2017 podcast because tomorrow we start working on the Worst of The RIOT 2018. In today's podcast, Obadiah experiences botulism cheese, pizza theft, and pizza heartbreak as Nikki goes for deep dish Chicago pizza without him. Also, Lecrae needs to get out of Obadiah's dreams and not get in his car.
Remember that time that everyone gave during the Spring Fundraiser and Graceful Closure came in to see The RIOT get PUNISHED? It's in today Worst of The RIOT 2017 podcast. We also hear about Nikki's first VR experience, puppy purchase, and try to figure out how to seize the day.
The Worst of The RIOT 2017 continues with scientific studies that prove your dark sense of humor denotes intelligence. (You're so smart!!!) We also speculate at what kind of horrific event could close the gym showers and try to fill a hole in our life by buying something.
A common theme emerges on The RIOT: "don't tell me what to do". It's on display in this podcast. We also hear about Obadiah's legendary 4k TV deal, sleeping in your clothes, Red Velvet Kit Kats, and... did we wear this shirt yesterday? This is part 1 in the Worst of The RIOT 2017!