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Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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Los Angeles, CA

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Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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@tomsegura

Language:

English


Episodes

422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

11/14/2017
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When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean! Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?! PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!!

Duration: 01:34:45


421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

11/7/2017
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The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you. And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it. We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks. Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY!

Duration: 01:44:48


420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

10/31/2017
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Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny. We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy. We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore! MACHINES WITHIN!!

Duration: 01:50:08


418-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

10/25/2017
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The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines Within and of course a Dental Update.

Duration: 02:00:29


418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

10/17/2017
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If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode). Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there. And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover...

Duration: 01:42:39


418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

10/17/2017
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If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode). Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there. And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover...

Duration: 01:42:39


417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

10/10/2017
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This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I. We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back. When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands? Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!

Duration: 01:27:40


417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

10/10/2017
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This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I. We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back. When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands? Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!

Duration: 01:27:40


416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

10/3/2017
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What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation. Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.

Duration: 01:36:44


415-Tom Papa-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

9/26/2017
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If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person. The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down. We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them. PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so. Pull those jeans up!

Duration: 01:24:11


414-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

9/19/2017
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If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO! Tommy shot a special in Denver over the weekend. We recap the festivities for you PLUS now Tina is the one with sick jeans. Dad boner with a snow blower? Yes. We have great emails from you and more.

Duration: 01:19:00


413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

9/12/2017
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When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild. We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes! All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub. Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.

Duration: 02:03:47


413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

9/12/2017
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When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild. We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes! All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub. Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.

Duration: 02:03:47


412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

9/5/2017
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This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time. We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more. Make sure you put on sunblock under your jeans before you listen to this one, Jean. It was after all recorded in Breast Balls Beach, Florida.

Duration: 01:45:49


411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

8/30/2017
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Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form. We break it down. Everything. How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad. Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains? is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a...

Duration: 01:58:47


411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

8/29/2017
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Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form. We break it down. Everything. How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad. Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains? is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a...

Duration: 01:58:47


411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

8/29/2017
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Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form. We break it down. Everything. How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad. Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains? is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a...

Duration: 01:58:47


410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

8/22/2017
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If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them! Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more? AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean. When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot. Put pee in your butt because we...

Duration: 01:27:34


410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

8/22/2017
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If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them! Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more? AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean. When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot. Put pee in your butt because we...

Duration: 01:27:34


409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

8/15/2017
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What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan. Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions. We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there.

Duration: 01:23:32

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