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The Rise Of Ogre Wilson

8/27/2017
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Just turn away for a second and your squirrel intern hires another,with your credit card. Now I have a 6'9 Ogre sitting in my La-Z-Boy. Listen for Fake News today. Is Trump actually a Russian, The happenings of the Pennsyltucky Princess and why does Hillary wobble like a weebil? Regardless is all Trumps fault,or so they say

Duration: 00:15:12


The Rise Of Ogre Wilson

8/26/2017
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Just when you are not looking Squirrel Larry gets an intern, and your credit card number. Will Pennsyltuckys' princess, Taylor Swift reveal her secrets soon, and what are they? Does Hillary wobble like a weebil? Find out in Fake News with Squirrel Larry and his intern.

Duration: 00:15:33


The Total Eclipse Of The Squirrel

8/21/2017
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A strong willed squirrel wont find the bird-feeder if he's not careful. More Fake News from the best source of fake news. When the moon covers the sun does God cast down fire and brimstone. Why does Kale exist?

Duration: 00:14:08


Internal Combustion with Squirrel Larry

7/23/2017
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It may be a little thing to you but you never know what lies just beneath the surface of an angry squirrel. More Fake News today

Duration: 00:14:25


Larry joins"The Resistance"

7/1/2017
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Who'd thunk dancing the boogaloo would eventually turn a squirrel into an American icon.

Duration: 00:12:47


Larry Does Fake News

5/13/2017
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Give the squirrel at shot at the small time and you cannot tell the fake news from the real.

Duration: 00:11:03


Irish Larry and Game Night

3/20/2017
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On St.Patty's Day, rodents sing. Don't play board games with the Mrs. or her Mom as they cheat. No house or hotel will ever be safe again on a Monopoly board.

Duration: 00:14:01


Squirrel Larry Reveals-The Interview

2/4/2017
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Once you get a squirrel talking you may be shocked at the revelations. The truth about Punxatawney and that lay lowlife Phil. Chuckie is a babe magnet, and a very fine dancer.

Duration: 00:14:07


The Wall

1/31/2017
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This ain't no Pink Floyd. If you ask Mom to grab your skates, double check or you may be humiliated. Walls are for your own good, or so I am told.

Duration: 00:10:54


Texting,Emoticons and K's Oh My!

1/23/2017
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We're so busy we've been reduced to responding using only smiling happy faces wearing sunglasses. Mother to children"you never respond to my text" Children reply "I sent you a K". and Al Gore and Ted Turner just get richer.

Duration: 00:11:42


Canine Gazette News Of The Day 1-4-17

1/4/2017
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Newsprint is not dead...just waiting for the Doggie Zombie Nation to arise. Go ahead and read your Yahoo News, while we take over the new media. We're smarter than Mr.Ed and Flipper combined.

Duration: 00:08:19


New Year 2017

12/31/2016
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No wonder I hate New Years. Party hound parents twisting the night away in diapers while I am left at granny's banging pots and pans. I'll be asleep at 9 and if I am on top of overcoats in your guestroom don't wake me.

Duration: 00:08:53


Just Another Christmas Story

12/23/2016
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Just another Christmas Story. Hope yours is a good one. Avoid the Donnies in life and always have plenty of batteries on hand Merry Christmas and remember the reason for the season.

Duration: 00:22:10


Eating Season Begins

10/22/2016
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6 Months of pure self loathing and guilt awaits if you won't leave Dodge in time. If I give Mrs.jaygerardtoday and Debbie all the Necco wafers the kids will go back to swallowing nickles. Appease the masses with Snickers,but it better not be those mini's!

Duration: 00:14:30


Send in the Clowns

10/9/2016
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You may as well sleep through the 2nd debate...nothing to see here. The real news is out there, on the streets, lurking behind every corner just waiting to hurl a cream pie. Be kind to all who don the rainbow wig for the clown may be somebody's mother's oil painting. Remember to speak well of all, at least while your Mommy is within earshot.

Duration: 00:14:20


I See Dead People

8/13/2016
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Cut the Cable but Betty White Lives on. If you're in the dog-house you get Rabbit Ear duty. Kiss Like Dawson, but get some hand-sanitizer. Dead people don't listen too well.

Duration: 00:20:01


The Pigeon Boy

7/31/2016
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Squirtles are everywhere, and so are the gamers. Walk, don't run or your liable to get injured, or receive a nickname. Keep your left vertebrae strong, stay healthy and watch those Cheetos.

Duration: 00:15:02


Dog Days of Summer

6/25/2016
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The mighty dog, Emperor of the pet kingdom. The Emperor has no fur! Cats are demanding justice. Everyone's a hater...and the kingdom is crumbling. Or is it?

Duration: 00:20:30


Snow Jobs and Marmot Roasting

2/6/2016
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Two magnetic scotty dogs don't' always repel, they sometimes can agree when there's butt-kicking to do. How's your Marmot? I like mine dipped in Buffalo Sauce.

Duration: 00:22:04


I got the Fever

1/13/2016
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Happy New Year to both the Amish and the Mummers. Will you or your work-mates hit the giant Powerball? How about Hillary Clinton? If you do, can you spare a few bucks?

Duration: 00:18:55

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