The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs episode 285 for Monday, Jun 30, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Big Bad Baptist Cherry Bliss from Epic Brewing. https://untp.beer/rDAjX Robert downed a Zippy Chance Double IPA from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/ABGmv Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or you’ll have to start paying your own salary. July 4th is coming so we won’t have a new episode the following week. You’ll survive. The subjects of this week’s CRAZY NEWS have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Do you understand that? A police officer in the UK is facing termination for farting in a female officer’s face after she wouldn’t pull his finger. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cop-faces-sack-farting-female-35443113 A naked (naturally), mud-covered Florida Man® was arrested after vandalizing a van. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/naked-mud-covered-florida-man-arrested-after-vandalizing-van-osteen-deputies-say Florida Woman® told police “This is fun!” after she attacked a man, tried to bite him, then fled the scene and crashed into a deputy’s squad car. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-allegedly-attacks-man-tries-bite-him-flees-crashes-deputys-car-this-is-fun A man named Loony Toon is wanted by authorities after escaping police and firing multiple shots. https://katu.com/news/local/police-hunt-for-shooting-suspect-locks-down-eastmoreland-residents-urged-to-stay-indoors-milwaukie-portland-multnomah-county-oregon-bybee-tacoma-street-26th-place Teachers in Baltimore are now required to provide their own salaries. It’s about time educators start giving back to the community. https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 284 for Monday, Jun 23, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Affogato World Wide Stout from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/QXq8N Robert nursed a Cherry Pie Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/8jmJ2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a cicada in your car. Our Father’s Days were lit! This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like a military parade thrown in its honor. A New York man broke into a retired prison and accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. https://wnyt.com/capital-region-news/washington-county-man-trespassed-former-correctional-facility-got-trapped-inside-one-of-the-cells/ A mule-riding Kentucky man released a raccoon in a bar after being turned away. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow A buzzing cicada caused a woman in Ohio to flip her car. https://nypost.com/2025/06/14/us-news/buzzing-cicada-causes-panicked-ohio-driver-to-lose-control-and-flip-car-keep-the-windows-up/ Sydney Sweeney’s sold-out bathwater soap is being scalped at ridiculous markups. https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/sydney-sweeney-bathwater-soap-scalpers-selling-sold-out-product-3212199/ A recent poll found that most Americans would swap democracy for a $100 Best Buy gift card. https://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-americans-would-swap-democracy-for-100-1847682668/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll defile your pool floats. The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a rough week after its relationship with Elon Musk imploded. Florida Man® pled guilty after stealing dozens of pool floats for sexual gratification. https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification After banging pool floats, Florida Man® used a car wash as a porta potty. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/ After shitting in the car wash, Florida Man® was arrested for selling crack while wearing a Coke T-shirt. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police A man in Japan was arrested for trying to steal women’s underwear from a laundromat before police found 450 items in his home. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home Apple announced a 7,083-piece DIY iPhone kit to combat tariffs. https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 282 for Monday, Jun 2, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Churro Grande from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/52e685eed0 Robert nursed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or your Amazon driver will poop on your porch. We chatted for a bit about baseball and the Packers hosting the Lions in Week 1 this fall. This week’s CRAZY NEWS tried to block the tariffs but, as always, the administration ignored its request. This woman married an AI robot and claims the sex is great. https://nypost.com/2025/05/12/lifestyle/woman-married-to-an-ai-robot/ A Nebraska man is facing two felony charges after attacking his neighbor and a 7-year-old with a lightsaber. https://www.ketv.com/article/nebraska-man-aidan-white-facing-two-felonies-for-allegedly-attacking-neighbor-7-year-old-with-lightsaber/64705501 An Amazon driver in Los Angeles was fired for pissing and shitting on customers’ homes. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/amazon-driver-purportedly-poops-on-front-porch-of-los-angeles-home/ A Virginia man was arrested for drawing his own crosswalk at a busy intersection. https://www.cbs19news.com/news/charlottesville-man-arrested-for-drawing-crosswalk/article_f1d4d135-9d2b-4738-85d7-d5e37f1fee06.html King Charles switched to a more comfortable silicone crown. https://theonion.com/king-charles-switches-to-more-comfortable-silicone-crown/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs – Episode 281 Release Date:Monday, May 26, 2025 Welcome back, Bobs! After a longer-than-usual break (thanks, Rob’s immune system), The Two Bobs return with beer in hand and a fresh pile of weird, wild, and WTF-worthy news. You missed us. We missed us. Let’s get weird. What Are We Drinking? Rob sips on a freezer-born Frankenstein: Evil Twin Freezer Fresh Sundae Neapolitan Imperial Pastry Stout Untappd link Robert enjoys a citrusy tongue twister: Basic City Beer Company Citra-Lingus Double IPA Untappd link Random Shit We took a longer break than intended, and we're really not sorry Rob got sick, which is tragic… mostly for us. Crazy News You Can’t Make Up ‍Seattle park gets sticky — Man accused of treating public park like a private viewing booth Read more Florida man levels up polyamory — Marries three women in three counties. Efficiency? Or insanity? Read more Arachnophobia meets NASCAR — Woman crashes car trying to kill a spider while driving Read more ‍Cannonball Run, 1800s Edition — Kansas man steals an 800-pound cannon to trade for drugs Read more Self-love and cucumbers — DC man sentenced after repeated lewd acts involving public handrails and produce Read more Indiana does Indiana things — New law allegedly requires porn viewers to register as sex offenders. Spoiler: it’s satire (we think?) Read more Closing Thoughts We may not be consistent, but we are committed to bringing you the most head-shaking, face-palming content from the corners of the internet nobody should go. Until next time—stay weird, stay buzzed, and stay out of Florida. Subscribe & Follow Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn't exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)

The Two Bobs episode 280 for Monday, April 28, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Behemoth from Three Floyds. https://untp.beer/lgnar Robert nursed a Juice Head Double IPA from Solace. https://untp.beer/myp80 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll poop in your beer fridge. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was drafted before Shedeur Sanders. A drunken Florida Man® wearing a pink wig, fake breasts and a pink thong was busted outside an Applebee’s while attempting to get into the wrong car. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/applebees/thong-man-275830 A Pennsylvania woman was busted after shitting in a liquor store’s beer cave. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/beer-cave-horror-708941 A man in Louisiana rode a horse through a Walmart claiming it was his emotional support animal. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14599535/man-rode-horse-walmart-excuse-Louisiana.html College students in Canada were held hostage by a gaggle of Canada Geese outside their home. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/kitchener-waterloo/aggressive-canada-geese-waterloo-tiktok-videos-chasing-students-1.7506039 Financial experts (not including Rob) are recommending that investors diversify portfolios into several harebrained schemes. https://theonion.com/financial-experts-recommend-diversifying-portfolio-with-multiple-harebrained-schemes/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 279 for Monday, April 7, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Bourbon County Brand Stout (2022) from Goose Island. https://untp.beer/MyemE Robert nursed an Irish Cream Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1bb120695c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee in your recycle bin. Robert’s birthday week was a blast, and everyone had fun! This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just assessed reciprocal tariffs. Thankfully, most of its products are already produced in Florida. An Oregon man keeps finding jugs full of piss in his recycle bin. https://www.kwtx.com/2025/03/28/its-lot-pee-man-has-no-idea-who-is-putting-gallons-urine-his-recycling-bin-or-why/ Florida Man® is being remembered for a life of Marlboros, fast women and Ford Broncos in his obituary. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/obit-florida-man-remembered-for-life-of-marlboros-fast-women-and-ford-broncos/ Florida Man® (this one hadn’t died yet) dressed up as a clown and got in a scuffle with police. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/i-am-a-clown-florida-man-dressed-as-clown-gets-in-scuffle-with-police/ Florida Woman® held up a Dairy Queen for $1.50. https://people.com/woman-accused-holding-up-dairy-queen-stealing-dollar-fifty-11702913 A new Texas law requires shoppers to show their ID before buying phallic foods. https://theonion.com/new-law-requires-texans-to-show-id-to-buy-phallic-foods/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 278 for Monday, March 24, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Marshmallow Drip from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/62f6bf8ca3 Robert nursed a Screech Imperial Double Stout from Eredità Beer. https://untp.beer/LVqAn Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have a demon scold you. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is all computer, just like a Tesler. A Japanese parenting app has a demon call your little shit of a spawn when it’s misbehaving. https://soranews24.com/2025/03/08/japanese-parenting-app-has-demon-call-your-phone-and-scold-your-misbehaving-kids/ Learn more here! https://uncannyjapan.com/podcast/oni-kara-denwa/ Florida Man® stole an ambulance and finished his beer before being arrested. https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2025/03/16/florida-man-steals-ambulance-finishes-beer-before-being-arrested-troopers-say/ Florida Man® drove recklessly before exiting his car to dance on the freeway wearing only a hard hat. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-arrested-dancing-us-route-1/ A naked man named Weiner was busted for indecent exposure after fleeing the scene of a car crash. https://nypost.com/2025/03/10/us-news/shawn-weiner-sr-accused-of-stripping-naked-on-new-hampshire-road/ Egg companies are assuring customers that a dozen eggs has always meant ‘nine’ and that eggflation is all in your heads. https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 277 for Monday, March 10, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sin Repent Repeat from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/8aK6a Robert nursed a KBS Hazelnut Fudge. https://untp.beer/xAaD5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll swallow your jewelry. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is scared of transgender mice. A 36-year-old OnlyFans star is touring nursing homes to find elderly men to be in her naughty videos. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14444887/OnlyFans-star-36-tours-nursing-homes-elderly-men-appear-X-rated-videos.html Florida Man® pretended to be a representative of an NBA player before swiping a pair of earrings by swallowing them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna194879 Florida Woman® stabbed her boyfriend after he refused to eat her cooking. https://coralspringstalk.com/woman-arrested-stabbing-boyfriend-54904 A Missouri man was charged with having sex with a Metrolink seat, again. https://www.firstalert4.com/2025/02/27/man-charged-second-time-with-attempting-sex-act-with-metrolink-seat/ A Southwest flight had to return back to the gate after a female passenger stripped naked. https://abc7chicago.com/post/naked-woman-southwest-airlines-flight-houston-phoenix-prompts-travelers-return-back-gate-hobby-airport/15983489/ Going forward, the NOAA will be relying solely on wind chimes to detect approaching hurricanes. https://theonion.com/noaa-cuts-leave-wind-chimes-as-sole-predictor-of-approaching-hurricanes/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 276 for Monday, March 3, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Junk and Rubbish from Shorts. https://untp.beer/0e979182c9 Robert nursed a Big Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/1wjQQ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a python in your house. A show about Florida Man® wants all of your craziest Florida Man® stories. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/arts/florida-man-show-wants-your-craziest-sunshine-state-stories-22548528 This week’s CRAZY NEWS just got into an Oval Office altercation with the President while J. Vance licked the bottom his shoes. California wants to make Bigfoot its official mythical creature—because nothing says “state pride” like honoring a giant, hairy beast that spends its life dodging cameras like a drunk celebrity on a bender. https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/california/california-bigfoot-state-mythical-creature/103-f323a5f5-f07f-47ae-a6e0-fa9119802e60 An Essex prankster turned special delivery into special diarrhea—right through the neighbor’s letterbox. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33451283/neighbour-from-hell-poo-letterbox/ A couple’s flight to Venice came with an unexpected upgrade—four hours next to a corpse. We’d take that over a screaming child any day. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/couple-forced-sit-dead-body-plane-4-hours-woman-dies-flight-rcna193617 A Georgia man went from toxic ex to full-blown supervillain, bombing a woman’s home and plotting a python attack—because therapy was just too mainstream. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stephen-glosser-sentenced-bombing-woman-home-plotting-python-attack-georgia/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a A forgetful man’s free trial habit is catching up to him—much like all those auto-renew charges sneaking up to bite him in the anus. https://theonion.com/forgetful-man-playing-fast-and-loose-with-free-trials/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 275 for Monday, February 24, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Oh Fudge! from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/b7da09ce12 Robert nursed a Filthy Animal from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/vgY8b Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll fill your gas tank with beer and used Skittles. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has taken control of the Panama Canal and is only letting pontoon boats full of people drinking Miller Lite and waving American flags through. In a TTB first, we couldn’t find a location for this story to save our lives. Somewhere in the world, presumably, a woman was arrested for filling her ex’s gas tank with pre-sucked Skittles and Coke Zero. https://www.hypefresh.com/viral-mugshot-woman-arrested-for-filling-exs-gas-tank-with-skittles-and-coke-zero/ A Minnesota Senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again. The Bobs have been eating beavers for decades! https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-senator-wants-make-legal-eat-beavers An Atlanta man broke into a mall after hours just to make himself some Cinnabon.https://www.wyff4.com/article/cinnabon-theft-atlanta-mall/63632121 Two Colorado men were arrested for attempting to use a cannon to launch drugs into a federal prison in Louisiana. https://krdo.com/news/2025/02/17/two-colorado-men-arrested-for-attempting-to-launch-drugs-into-federal-prison-in-louisiana/ A new death row fast past allows convicts to skip to the front of the execution line, along with some other luxurious perks not offered with the basic plan. https://theonion.com/new-death-row-fast-pass-allows-convicts-to-skip-execution-line/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 274 for Monday, February 3, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Shortcake Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/B2Jbp Robert was so titillated by Rob’s beer review from our last episode that he couldn’t help but review it himself, nursing a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send you fart videos. We discussed the Super Bowl that none of us wanted but we’re all getting. This week’s CRAZY NEWS imposed a 25% tariff on cheesesteaks from Philadelphia. A UK woman is facing jailtime for bombarding her boyfriend’s ex with fart videos. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33075854/woman-faces-jail-bombarding-boyfriends-ex-videos-of-farting/ A shitfaced Connecticut man who was pulled over going 130 MPH told police he was in a hurry to see his cat. https://dailyvoice.com/ct/norwich/drunk-norwich-driver-speeding-at-130-mph-was-in-hurry-to-see-his-cat-police/ A Canadian man inadvertently got his dick frozen to the ground after being pinned down with his pants down. https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/24/canadian-man-penis-stuck-to-ice-caused-by-bad-behavior-video/ An employee for the city of Pittsburg was injured after a toilet explosion. https://wjactv.com/news/local/employee-injured-after-toilet-explodes-inside-pittsburgh-city-government-building-investigation-pennsylvania-bizarre-accident-shattered- In an attempt to end decades of confusion around why we always feel like shit after eating beef, the National Beef Council debuted their new “You’re Supposed to Feel Like That” campaign. https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 273 for Monday, January 27, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a Robert nursed a Pure Imagination from Starr Hill. https://untp.beer/e2a2cbe84b Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send our attack monkey after you. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was banned by executive order. Thankfully, the Supreme Court temporarily blocked it, citing a free speech violation. In a caffeinated twist, a local barista discovered that not all surprise visitors are welcome when a monkey swung into the drive-thru and took a bite out of more than just the morning rush. https://www.lagniappemobile.com/news/local-barista-attacked-bitten-by-monkey-that-jumped-into-drive-thru-window/article_b238d74c-d525-11ef-9334-17955f29d78b.html In a vodka-fueled fiasco, a Russian man attempted to rob a store with a toy gun, only to end up legs in the air, stuck behind the counter, and later found at home still sipping his ill-gotten booze. https://nypost.com/video/drunk-thief-attempts-to-hold-up-store-with-toy-gun/ In a Thai tale gone awry, a British grandma’s bucket list turned into a naked hotel tour after a spiked booze bucket left her baring it all. https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/lifestyle/grans-thai-booze-bucket-warning-after-she-was-spiked-and-roamed-hotel-naked/ A wild night in Indiana saw a woman crash a stolen car, take out a basketball hoop and a tree, then cap it off with a nude shower before being arrested. https://wsbt.com/news/local/stolen-vehicle-crash-woman-nude-shower-basket-ball-hoop-tree-hit-police-investigation-arrest-jail-charged-theft-crime-mischief-public-nudity-greenlawn-drive-laporte-county-indiana The U.S. Mint faces anal-level scrutiny after introducing John Wilkes Booth pennies, proving some ideas should stay in the vault. https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-introduces-new-controversial-john-wilkes-booth-pennies/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 272 for Monday, January 13, 2025: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Chestnut Praline from Southern Tier. Better late than never. https://untp.beer/d9xzl Robert nursed a Stouty McSout Face from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/r8lgj Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your Amazon truck, which will cause your packages to be delayed 1-3 business days. This week’s CRAZY NEWS just acquired Greenland, although we’re not sure if it was by purchase or by force. An inebriated Californian was pulled over and declared herself “DUI” instead of “designated driver,” although the former is factually more accurate. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/ A woman in California lost her emotional support python in a traffic incident. Luckily for her, and for the rest of society, it was later located and returned. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/12/17/canton-woman-reunited-with-lost-emotional-support-python-after-winter-crash/ Florida Woman® accidentally texted a narcotics investigator to purchase drugs. https://www.wjhg.com/2025/01/06/woman-accidentally-texts-narcotics-investigator-purchase-drugs-leads-arrest/ Florida Man® with a sunflower tattoo on his chest stole an Amazon truck while wearing a “Good Vibes Only” shirt. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/12/18/police-track-down-stolen-amazon-truck-to-miami-1-in-custody/ Florida Woman® relieved herself on the floor of a Family Dollar while Florida Man® stole $500 worth of merchandise. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-relieves-herself-family-dollar-store-floor-man-steals-500-cleaning-products-pcso A jealous Donald Trump upstaged recently deceased President Carter by throwing his own state funeral. https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 271 for Monday, December 23, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Fireside Chat from 21st Amendment. https://untp.beer/9c6ca5ad1f Robert nursed a 2XMAS Winter Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1babba4858 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll fill your water bottles with toilet water. Why are drones being spotted all over the place? It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa! Both teams had fun. Everyone on this week’s CRAZY NEWS is on the naughty list. A woman in California threatened to shoot a McDonald’s employee over forgotten fries. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/mcdonalds-gun-threaten-employee-fries-french-workers-employees-hangry-threat-attack-missing-forgot-worker-arrest-wrong-order-angry-california-loaded-child-endangerment-kids-threats-firearm-gun-weapon-pistol A naked man in Colorado was jailed after attacking two police officers. https://wjactv.com/news/local/psp-naked-clearfield-county-man-accused-attacking-troopers-during-drug-fueled-fight-crime-investigation-police-911-disturbance-pennsylvania-police- Florida Man® decorated his yard with a giant replica of the leg lamp from “A Christmas Story.” https://www.wesh.com/article/man-decorates-yard-giant-replica-leg-lamp-a-christmas-story/63127009 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 270 for Monday, December 16, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Christmas Bomb from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/6vEEG Robert nursed a Gingerbread Ale from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/xLWB2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your leg lamp. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been pardoned by the President. A replica of the famous leg lamp was stolen from a Washington Storefront. https://mynorthwest.com/4017017/replica-of-famous-christmas-story-leg-lamp-stolen-from-wa-store/ A naked man in the UK was tased after trying to hijack an Uber. https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/moment-naked-man-tasered-allegedly-trying-hijack-uber-car-22114168/ Florida Woman® lost her shit over not getting her Raising Canes sauce. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2024/12/04/florida-woman-goes-berserk-after-not-getting-her-raising-canes-sauce-police-say/ A perverted Canadian got in trouble for watching porn while driving. https://nowtoronto.com/news/wait-until-you-get-home-ontario-driver-caught-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-on-a-highway/ Aaron Rodgers showed rookies how to break down the Zapruder film, which is about the only thing the Jets had to look forward to that day. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-shows-rookies-how-to-break-down-zapruder-film/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 269 for Monday, December 9, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Fudgie from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/Ez9lP Robert nursed a Chestnut Praline Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/d9xzl Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll lace your pajamas with meth and send you through airport security. The Lions played the Packers, and that’s all we’re going to say about that. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is still waiting to be appointed to the next president’s cabinet. It doesn’t matter where. It just wants to feel important for 3-6 months. California man was busted smuggling meth-caked cow pajamas onto a flight. https://www.ibtimes.com/cow-pajamas-meth-lax-airport-3752930 A treasure-hunting fugitive didn’t like the mugshot the police were using so he posted a better one on Facebook…and got caught. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/fugitive-moaned-cops-using-hungover-34218249 Ohio man was busted for impersonating a cop to get a discount on food and then paying using counterfeit bills. https://www.wtrf.com/ohio/ohio-man-accused-of-posing-as-officer-for-food-discount/ Florida Man® got in trouble for running around an elementary school naked with sex toys and pot. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2024/12/03/alleged-naked-teacher-with-sex-toys-apprehended-outside-psl-school/76732134007/ The FDA banned Captain Morgan because we all had way too much of that shit in college. https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Find us on YouTube Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 268 for Monday, December 2, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a BBA Raspberry Expedition Stout from Bell’s. https://untp.beer/yOKLL Robert nursed a Tiramisu Imperial Stout from Souther Tier. https://untp.beer/nOzN9 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll turn your bedroom into a wedding chapel. This week’s CRAZY NEWS ate way too much turkey on Thanksgiving. A UK man thought he had a cold but it later turned out to be butt bugs. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/man-woke-up-cold-only-34156330 New Orleans just opened the world’s first liquor store wedding chapel. https://nypost.com/2024/11/24/lifestyle/first-liquor-store-with-wedding-chapel-opens-in-new-orleans/ A Missouri man was charged with stealing a shopping cart full of Red Bull that ended in a high-speed chase. https://www.firstalert4.com/2024/11/22/man-charged-with-stealing-shopping-cart-red-bull-leading-ofallon-police-120-mph-pursuit/ Chinese Pizza Hut just launched a deep-fried frog pizza. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/china-pizza-hut-frog-fried-new-menu-b2650994.html A new report found that most Americans have saved up just enough money to enjoy a single mind-blowing day of retirement. https://theonion.com/report-most-americans-have-enough-saved-for-absolutely-incredible-single-day-of-retirement/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue Sky Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 267 for Monday, November 25, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Double Fudge Stout from Big Lakes. https://untp.beer/NVL60 Robert nursed a Fall Coffee Stout from Maine Beer Co. https://untp.beer/dnNg Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll kidnap your robots. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be going into a turkey coma after this week. A Chinese robot manufacturer has a dozen of their robots kidnapped by another robot. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/robot-manufacturer-has-12-robots-kidnapped-from-showroom-by-another-robot.html A man was caught smuggling 320 tarantulas out of Peru under his shirt. https://wror.com/2024/11/18/busted-bug-mule-caught-smuggling-tarantulas/ A man in Thailand stole dozens of pairs of underwear and hung them on his masturbation tree. https://metro.co.uk/2023/03/30/thailand-man-stole-67-pieces-of-underwear-and-hung-them-on-a-tree-18528136/ A drug dealer outed himself after filing a report for his own missing stash. https://www.vice.com/en/article/drug-dealer-arrested-after-filing-report-for-his-own-missing-stash/ A new US citizenship test requires immigrants to name every state where they’re not welcome. https://theonion.com/revised-citizenship-test-requires-immigrants-to-name-every-u-s-state-where-they-not-welcome/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 266 for Monday, November 18, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Apple Pie Brown from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/pQAQX Robert made sweet love to a Master of Pumpkins from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/v0e5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll eat all your Hot Pockets. This week’s CRAZY NEWS just appointed the CEO of Pfizer to head the Department of Anti-vaccinations. A Boston man is wanted by police after assaulting a store clerk with a Hot Pocket. https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/police-seeking-suspect-accused-hot-pocket-assault-dorchester/WOG3G2BLYNCCVLQ66C747ORXEM/ Who wouldn’t want to fall asleep with the crackling of fried chicken? https://www.foodandwine.com/kfc-hatch-kentucky-fried-chicken-rain-asmr-sound-8734031 Your dream job has finally arrived! Get paid to be a professional sex doll tester. https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex-toys-games/how-to-get-paid-to-be-a-professional-sex-doll-tester.html Florida Man® slammed into a telephone poll while running from police after being busted for drugs during a traffic stop. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-arrested-after-running-telephone-pole-during-drug-bust-hcso A new Oklahoma law requires that the Ten Commandments be displayed in every womb. https://theonion.com/oklahoma-law-requires-ten-commandments-to-be-displayed-in-every-womb/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.