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Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

Comedy

Every weekday morning Robin Banks & Jonny Borrows wake up Oman on Hi FM. Other (not as cool) radio stations would give you a podcast of their BEST bits, but errrrrrrr, we haven't got any! So you're stuck with the bottom of the barrel WORST bits! Suck it up. ;)

Location:

Muscat, Oman

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Every weekday morning Robin Banks & Jonny Borrows wake up Oman on Hi FM. Other (not as cool) radio stations would give you a podcast of their BEST bits, but errrrrrrr, we haven't got any! So you're stuck with the bottom of the barrel WORST bits! Suck it up. ;)

Twitter:

@hifmradio

Language:

English

Contact:

+96822000959


Episodes

22 Feb - Robin's tribute, Jonny takes off his glasses + studio visitor

2/21/2024
everyone except Jonny does this 3 times a day… Robin's tribute to the inventor of pop tarts… Jonny is angry with Rachel Chew (again)… Jonny takes his glasses off… Robin saw a guy tailgate the ROP… the surprising thing Jonny had for dessert… the very first cheque ever… who has it harder in the gym men or women?… flip a coin for 1 billion dollars or hiccups for life?… nursing home residents got Valentine’s Day cards, but from who?… a guy wants to come in to meet Robin and Jonny, but they give him abuse… do you clap left or right-handed… Jonny's money saving tips if you are in a relationship… if you have trouble sleeping change this in your life… caller welcomes Jonny back… the hot new bedtime for young people… how many of us believe in soul mates?... some 1-star reviews of London’s iconic Big Ben… Jonny's visual song-title quiz… Olympic show jumper banned for wearing this… why did Jonny leave a shop in disgust?… a guy calls who is coming into the studio today… do you sleep with the lights on?…

Duration:00:48:35

8 Feb - Jonny's confused, Robin's car is for sale + childbirth isn't that painful!!

2/7/2024
why Jonny is confused by some websites… is being a conspiracy theorist a conspiracy theory?… when is the best time to do these things?… who needs more sleep, men or women?… Robin and Jonny realise they are actually angry and frustrated people… how much a 285-year-old lemon sold for … Jonny is actually a spy… can you have a conversation about a pinch of salt? Robin and Jonny can!... Robin talks about getting in better shape… Jonny was gifted some shoes which he loved until Robin says this one thing about them… did you change your password recently?… what NOT to say at the birth of your child… Jonny thinks this pop star should run for US President… the worst bathroom habits… why Robin is angry with one of the Hala FM team (our sister Arabic station)… Ebay are cutting jobs… women with a bigger what are more likely to cheat?… Jonny tries his best to help Robin sell his car… Robin has a hot rumour for your grandparents… Robin’s secret for how he's been in Oman so long… Robin met a massive fan of Jonny's… the guys celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's birthday… the guys agree that women giving birth isn't painful… worrying about this will kill you… what George R.R. Martin has written about… Robin is getting unwanted message about his car…

Duration:00:46:55

1 Feb - Jonny on TV, Robin IS Oman + the guys say 'Al Mouj' all wrong!

1/31/2024
Jonny was on the television!!!… Robin catches Jonny in a quiz… Robin took all the credit for Oman’s beauty with some tourists… Calm Larry ate food colouring… Mark Zuckerberg’s latest hobby... Robin or Jonny, which name is going extinct?… the guys talk about how movies get radio scenes wrong… will we finally be able to show our phone something and Google be able to tell us what it is?… Jonny spends 2 minutes not saying anything about a swanky event he went to… Jonny met a listener who recounted some bits from the show and that annoyed him… Robin wants to spend money, but no one wants to help him… Robin has some go to phrases to keep the peace… predictions form 1924 about today… the A.I. chatbot that swears… Jonny has been saying this place in Oman incorrectly for 5 years… the crazy things left in hotel rooms… is fresh really better and Robin’s “would you rather” question.. the most common leaked passwords… Jonny tells a story before Robin has a chance to… adding this to tea will make it taste better… the guys are impressed by this girl’s really long what??…

Duration:00:51:02

25 Jan - Robin's big fan, Jonny's 'astounding' + does my bum look big in this?

1/24/2024
Jonny reckons he's never taken a bribe, but Robin reminds him when he did… men are better at directions… Robin met a big fan, but it didn't go quite to plan… what's been found in the Amazon Rainforest… Jonny running on the spot… which big personality Robin will get his hair cut like… Robin and Jonny test their professionalism… Jonny recorded Rachel Chew to find out why she was sad in the office? what leads to a weaker memory?... should you trust old people when they say the weather is changing?… do you push or pull a door first?… can money buy happiness?... someone said Jonny is “astounding”… you won't believe the stuff that's been left on the moon… Calm Larry says absolutely nothing… Robin applauds Jonny's carefully crafted joke… is eating healthy a hobby?… the fascinating reason why tennis balls are yellow (or are they green??)… what does space smell like?... Is Jonny using his Christmas present from Robin… Jonny's passive aggressive note he received for rubbish parking… Robin tells a joke no one should laugh at… but Jonny does… does my bum look big in this?... and what laptops and keyboards really need… red flags to watch out for when you visit someone’s house… Calm Larry tells some jokes… This puzzle turns 50 this year… the top confidence boosters for men and women… smelling a woman’s what makes men less aggressive?…

Duration:00:50:10

18 Jan - Jonny hikes, Robin's workplace romance + nose whistling

1/17/2024
Who’s taking over N. Korea after Kim Jong Un?… Jonny's joke to be more accessible to men AND women… the tactic Robin’s wife uses to get him out walking… how many night’s sleep do you need for a perfect night of sleep?… if you woke up in 1924 what would be your top priority?… a listener obviously messages the wrong radio station… and the guys remember Myspace… the world record holding ‘nose whistler’… Jonny met the BEST salesman in Oman… Saudi Arabia are building the coolest thing ever… Barbie turns how old??… why revenge is good for you… Robin got the smug smile wiped off his face… Kevin Hart has a group chat with this person… a guy calls who is embarrassed he listens to the show… nearly extinct words that should be saved in 2024… a few health myths busted… has Robin ever had a workplace romance?… Jonny tests out Skyscanner’s new feature… Duolingo’s new feature… the parrot that foiled a love cheat… Robin has some good news for men… Tom Cruise appears on the show… Robin has some major beef with Rachel Chew… bottled water has too much plastic… the thieves whose getaway was a donkey… how to get more responses to your emails…

Duration:00:47:28

11 Jan - Robin's hated in Thailand, Jonny's infected eye + your fat leg!

1/10/2024
everyone in Thailand hated Robin… Jonny was given a baby… Robin and Jonny slag off Instagram models… How Are You Fine? man is back for 2024… Jonny's new year’s resolutions… the guys talk about how hard it is to make friends now… how to stick your new year’s resolutions… Jonny demonstrates EXACTLY what the ladies love… Robin is probably the only person to do this with ChatGPT… Jonny's gammy eye… Calm Larry visited a reverse Escape Room… the asparagus throwing fortune teller… don't be so optimistic!!… Jonny wants you to wait a couple days before you decide to divorce… 3 tricks to make people like you… Robin says you shouldn't be driving if you need this car feature … 7 phrases you should never use on your CV… the guys give advice to a woman about a gift from her new husband… how heavy is your leg?… would you still work even if you didn't need the money?… Robin helped his daughter with her homework… today is a busy day on Tinder… Robins new year’s resolutions that you can actually keep… the average life of an eyelash… Robin and Jonny lose it... again

Duration:00:41:32

21 Dec - Robin's voucher, Jonny's shoelaces + Scammers.

12/20/2023
Robin and Jonny have a blazing argument… Jonny gives Robin a very visual present… Robin gives Jonny some shoelaces… the Elf on the Shelf’s report to Santa… Jonny gives Robin a voucher… Robin and Jonny both have festive clothes to wear… are you a morning person?... and a message from a radio station in the UK… how do Robin and Jonny shower?… the guy’s discuss menu anxiety… the worst song in the world… Mr. and Mrs. “White Christmas”… the guys call some WhatsApp scammers… there was a crash outside Jonny's house… has Robin got his wife’s presents?… why can't adults have kids’ parties?… what's the best number of children to have… do women wear makeup every day?… something is wrong with Robin and Jonny's voice…. Calm Larry is taking a break… Alexa's most asked questions of 2023… nostalgia over the festive period… the most Leonardo DiCaprio thing ever… 94 percent of woman admit to this on dating apps…

Duration:00:46:58

14 Dec - Jonny Two Trees, Robin's wife + Meh!

12/13/2023
Robin secretly recorded his wife… Robin tests his wife… the most complained about tourist queues… Jonny has two Christmas trees… Jonny did touristy stuff with his friends… Jonny mucked up his words and called a wedding a funeral… Robin was sociable at the Hi FM owner’s house… how much of what you see on social media is real?… Robin interviewed Taylor Swift… Jonny has alarming Global Warming news… why you shouldn't feel bad about saying no to an invite… do these easy things to live longer… what Google’s former CEO said about AI… ‘Meh’ explained… a massive inflatable Santa appeared from nowhere… why you're getting dumped this week… Robin says you need to be more like Jonny… Jonny's car broke down… who won the Nobel prize for physics… Jonny's relationship advice… you've been misquoting these famous movie lines wrong your entire life… what is number one by a long way on Wikipedia?… the worst Christmas cracker jokes this year… what NASA are spending 1 billion dollars on destroying… why we should be spending more time on the floor…

Duration:00:45:27

7 Dec - Robin's sexist, Jonny's not rizz + their WORST Christmas presents EVER!

12/6/2023
Very divisive questions from Robin… Calm Larry's perfect date… Robin puts pressure on Jonny to buy his Christmas present… 80-year-old woman went clubbing… why Jonny likes using his upstairs toilet… do you cheat and use Google when your kids ask a question?… Gen Z are ditching turkey this Christmas… Merriam-Webster's word of the year… Jonny still remembers his line from his very first play when he was 5… How Are You Fine Man pops in for a chat… can Robin guess the film from the terrible foreign translations… who benefits most from good looks, men or women?… a drug to extend your dog’s life… the worst Christmas presents Robin and Jonny have received… the sexiest jobs of 2023… the new GTA 6 trailers has been revealed… Calm Larry’s speciality… a guy calls because he didn't hear a joke properly… there was a good reason Robin didn't have a punchline for one of his jokes… did you get nagged by your mum growing up?… Robin continues to put pressure on Jonny about Christmas presents… why everyone was mean about Robin in the office… single women are looking for a golden retriever man… Jonny's lessons in talking proper innit… Scientists have discovered a lost continent… it's time for the annual Die Hard Christmas debate… had Robin done a food challenge?… what Jada says about her and Will… Jonny doesn't know what to do with his friends who are visiting Oman…

Duration:00:44:35

30 Nov - Jonny lied, Robin's a genius + Santa in the studio!

11/29/2023
Robin and Jonny reveal what REALLY powers the radio station… Robin shares his resolution to a problem… Robin and Jonny’s new membership cards at the Crowne Plaza in Qurum come with the catch… Robin doesn't notice a massive change about Jonny… Robin and Jonny interview Santa… Jonny quotes a famous philosopher… Jonny's tips to stop you from losing it… reason 10592 why Robin loves living in Oman… Jonny nearly forgets his own name… Robin proves he's a genius when Jonny tries a riddle on him… what were Robin and Jonny’s first purchases on Amazon?… Amber Heard has been cut out of the new Aqua-man trailer… the time Jonny lied to a girl and pretended to be someone else… the skirt that looks like a towel… the guys call Davido… why we should be washing our bananas… good news if you're a nosey person… Jonny does a deep dive into toothpaste… why you should never put your suitcase on a hotel bed… the guys show how loud how are you fine man really is… a lady calls to wish everyone a lovely week… the top time wins… Nasa is looking for sponsorship… the top 5 sexiest sportsmen… a bit of phone etiquette… Calm Larry has a hobbit marathon… Scientists creating a glowing chimp… does your boss have a favourite… Jonny wrote a song about MQ… Robin thinks this country wants to hunt humans…

Duration:00:49:16

23 Nov - Jonny's at "that" age , Robin's doctor tips + 'Juan' is back!!!

11/22/2023
Robin and Jonny chat about their encounters with sharks… Calm Larry talks nonsence… cats have this many expressions… forget your step count and start doing this instead… how often do you think about a zombie apocalypse?… Jonny's getting to “that” age… 5 things to do before you go to the doctor… the guys call a new bank A.I. chatbot… Jonny proves he doesn't care about money… Robin puts Jonny under pressure… what you could do instead of having an afternoon nap… Jonny explains why there are so many cats… how many email addresses you should have?... Calm Larry and his 2 dogs… Jonny has some terrible one liners… there’s a problem with Jonny’s new Crowne Plaza, Qurum membership card… Robin’s things to do each morning to have a happier day… if you play Football Manager then a proper football club wants YOU!... can you guess the fake Barbie from the real one?… how many new spider species have been discovered in Australia? Robin's found a story about pets that you will disagree with… do you let your wife or girlfriend win?… why a horse made a plane turn around… is this new kitchen trend great or silly?… the story of the 2.3 million rial toilet… a translation guide for parents attending parent-teacher meetings… are these situations awkward?…

Duration:00:45:30

16 Nov - Robin sneezes, Jonny goes full Karen + How Are You Fine man!

11/15/2023
Jonny went full Karen and spoke to the manager… another reason why Robin loves living in Oman… cover up that nasty new baby smell… Robin has changed Jonny, and Jonny doesn't like it… Jonny got round to playing a message he got in MARCH… would you buy a haunted house? Jonny found his next girlfriend… we've all been eating peas incorrectly our whole lives… Robin reveals the sexiest man alive… the airline selling tickets for as low as 500 baiza… how Jonny ruined a kid’s 5th birthday… Robin explains what ‘white hydrogen’ is… Robin and Jonny discuss outdated tech… embarrassing moments we can all relate to… did your parents tell you this growing up?... is re-gifting taboo?... Jonny teaches you a word you never knew you needed to know… “How Are You Fine” man drops into the studio… some confidence boosters for you… it's another weird dress illusion… Robin doesn't think he's a good neighbour… Robin sneezes which leads to a sneeze chat… when was the last time you fainted?… the guys do a compatibility test… the most dangerous jobs… the changes kids want to see to sport… what Joog Kook has an irrational fear of…

Duration:00:44:19

9 Nov - Jonny's matching lunulas, Robin isn't sharing + the mysterious bag!!

11/8/2023
Why did Jonny throw dirty tissues at Robin?… is your office haunted?... Robin really doesn't like doing this when out for dinner… Calm Larry was rudely called by Rachel Chew… Calm Larry is angry and won't be on the podcast this week (???) … the guy’s chat about something called ‘Lunulas’… Secret Government Alien Man comes to visit the guys… how often do you call your parents for advice?… Robin was recognized - sort of… Jonny's tip for insomniacs… how a girl got out of a bad date… our biggest tech worries… the quantum nature of gravity… are you going to have a Nesting Party before you give birth?… what do you do when a fly lands on your food?… the guys call Rachel Chew to find out what was in that mysterious bag in her car… surround yourself with this to be instantly more attractive… ‘How Are You Fine’ man randomly drops in… the top office gripes… Ryan Gosling is now a Ken doll, but what about Simon Cowell?… would you trust a random website over a person you’re dating?… why Jonny is sending the big boss Eihab a news story he found… what did a bank worker say to the robber to make him instantly give up… Jonny's formula so your baby won't cry during a flight… what food to have with different types of TV…

Duration:00:46:08

2 Nov - Robin's dating opener, Jonny hates kids + the water flosser beef.

11/1/2023
Jonny used the wrong pool at his hotel… what would Robin’s dating opening line be?… do you know what the phrase “out of pocket” means… a guy who had a cough for 40 years… the guy’s hilarious bit about reaction times… Jonny had a dream about Robin’s (MEGA) career… how old are fart jokes?… Jonny experienced terrible turbulence… Jonny reveals what smell is trademarked… where does sea salt actually come from?… Robin has beef with Hi FM’s Rachel Chew over a water flosser… a crazy fact about boomerangs… do you look better in photos or real life?… why did Jonny put his foot in a trolley while in an opticians?… Jonny catches Robin on his phone… what puts the lovely ladies in a bad mood each week?… Robin’s really simple pleasures… would you have a reference for dating?… Hi FM's Jamie Cawdell is upset he has never been on the show so the guys call him… the moon is older than we think… do you hit the snooze button?… is Robin really a Grammar Nazi?… do you help your barber out? Robin does… how much would you pay for Queen Elizabeth II’s car?

Duration:00:48:03

26 Oct - Robin has fans, Jonny's dating life + 'INSECT' DAY!

10/25/2023
why were Robin and Jonny sent stuff from another radio station?… Robin and Jonny have a chat about mugs… the guys argue about their expensive phones (men of the people!!)… Robin and Jonny reminisce about when they were in bands… the guy who did the world’s first bungee jump… how long are teenagers spending on social media?… Jonny met Robin's number 1 fans (yes more than 1!!)… the top unexpected moments of delight… Jonny is doomed with dating… Calm Larry’s friend went on the ‘Dolly Parton’ diet… we didn't know Hi FM’s Rachel Chew listens to so many podcasts… how good is your IT department?… Jonny went running for the first time in years… Robin has an important public service message… Jonny's friend is having a baby, but Robin has no sympathy… Jonny is wearing a t-shirt that brings back memories … the reason two policeman ignored a robbery… someone with a worse gag reflex than Robin… Calm Larry talks car safety… Jonny hits the desk in rage… Robin is a local man… Has Robin damaged his sexy new iPhone?… the new trend in airports worldwide… Robin judges which two criminals are stupider… Jonny was today years old when he learnt he was saying this school term incorrectly…

Duration:00:47:35

12 Oct - Robin's vegan, Jonny's ansaphone + that one funny thing that randomly happened.

10/11/2023
Jonny was ill… do you try and get back into a good dream? Robin and Jonny do… Robin and Jonny try to look sophisticated when chat art… the biggest collection of loot in the world has been stolen… the signs you're getting old…. Robin’s favourite new thing on Netflix… would you name your car? Robin’s wife does… the hospital that’s been accused of propping up dead patients… the guys chat about gullible pet owners… Robin has some good news for Jonny about his house cleanliness… you won't believe what Crocs are releasing… a guy who had a funeral for himself while still alive… where Ed Sheeran wants to be buried… what Jonny REALLY thought of his first Pumpkin Spice Latte… modern day mobile phone etiquette… has Robin thought about going vegan?… how do Robin and Jonny deal with bugs in the house?… Jonny gets a message from a fan but can't pronounce her name properly… Jonny's got an idea for the Bond franchise… what came first the chicken or the egg??… Jonny's idea for a new online radio station… Jonny has recorded an answer phone message for Hi FM… a few unhealthy things we all do without realising… Robin has a problem with a delivery from a courier…

Duration:00:53:16

5 Oct - Robin caved in, Jonny's guns + the wedgie story.

10/4/2023
what’s the number one body part gym rats want to get chiselled… the guys check in with the Mars Perseverance Rover… the worst jokes of 2023 (which are actually brilliant)… is using a Sat Nav (GPS) safe or dangerous… the price of a cabin on a Disney cruise… do you add things to your to-do list just for the heck of it?… you can now do a course in social media influencing… AI chat bots with personalities… the 10-year-old who drove 320 kms… Robin’s question to tell if you are classy or not… does Robin say these well-known phrases to his daughter… you'll never guess what Jonny’s new hobby is… when will humans become extinct… the signs you've had a good holiday… the guys discuss Tinder premium… win/loss record with your child… Robin resolves some burning questions as Hi FM's “Big Chair”… a man’s been charged with Tupac’s murder… Robin caved in and bought the new iPhone 15 (Pro Max!)… ChatGPT can now actually talk… how long it takes now to fall in love… Jonny loses it at the poor woman hospitalised from a wedgie… how to book the perfect holiday… how many speeches should there be at a wedding…

Duration:00:47:10

28 Sept - Robin caught stealing, Jonny catches a Pokemon + WAZZZZZZZZUPPPPPPPP!

9/27/2023
who Jonny looks like according to a girl on a dating app… why Robin should NOT drink more water… the one slang term that should be brought back… Robin has a warning for you… Jonny pays Robin a compliment… why you need to embrace your inner ‘nerd’… how Robin manipulates his wife (????)… the top video game franchises… Jonny downloads and plays Pokémon Go… Jonny doesn't want to talk about the ‘side work’ he did… how many pictures does Robin take of his dog?… Jonny's dating advice… Jonny doesn't understand Lipstick… Calm Larry has a tongue twisting quandary… Jonny reckons Ronaldo is going to wrestle in Saudi Arabia… you don't actually need your glasses… have you been astrologically snooped… the guys open the space capsule that has just landed back on earth live on the show… Robin's wife does this when she gets to the end of the toothpaste… Robin was caught stealing by the shop security guard… why Gen-Z are skipping work… what women are doing to make their legs look longer… the guys try to rope Rachel Chew’s friends into a prank… Jonny defends the youths… a woman who is stuck in traffic calls the show…

Duration:00:48:25

21 Sept - Insert some random nonsense here that will make people want to subscribe!

9/20/2023
the guys discuss what’s new from Apple… Jonny surprises everyone who is pro-vegan… Jonny says “antidisestablishmentarianism”… Calm Larry did a presentation… Robin defends a Bridezilla… the guys deal with a complaint… cereal sales in decline worldwide… do you do it in the morning or evening… Jonny’s tips for being a better man… poor dental hygiene is bad if you want a girlfriend… Jonny confirms why Robin and his wife are perfect for each other… Jonny’s terrible game of What's in Jonny’s House… the guys watch a social media video of them playing pong… chat about the 2024 Guinness Book of World Records… Calm Larry’s friend in the USA… your kids will do better in class if their teachers are what?… the most annoying work phrases and words… how men and women differ when it comes to what they want from a home… why Robin calls Rachel Chew just to say thank you… add 7 years to your life by doing this… Robin’s secret 3 words to say to your wife… would you let AI dress you?… why Jonny tried chocolate sprinkles on bread… Robin is in major trouble with his wife but Jonny has a genius excuse for him to use… Robin has some Elon Musk jokes… the high-speed car chase with a dog…

Duration:00:45:53

14 Sept' - Robin tripped, Jonny stank + DO YOU WANT SOME CORN???!!!!

9/13/2023
what the Hi FM crew wanted to do while Jonny was on holiday… Robin and Jonny have intrusive self-destructive thoughts… what Jonny is known as to Robins’ friend… why did Rachel Chew bully Robin?… massive news for everyone - except Jonny… Jonny stank… what Jonny is going to change his name to… PlayStation have unveiled a new thinner model… Gatorades new product… Jonny wrote an amazing speech for a wedding he went to… Robin drops a secret about ALL dads… What did Robin embarrassingly trip over?… Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are divorcing… Robin tells the story of seeing a woman get knocked down on the Highway… Jonny puts his foot in it with the ladies… the top holiday destinations… Nasa's new way of using human waste… Robin’s genius way of getting out of an awkward situation… Robin loses it with jokes about Jonny's desk… DO YOU WANT SOME CORN??… Jonny apologises to a stranger…. Calm Larry hires a handyman.. the guys agree to change Robin’s daughter’s name… what your coffee says about you…

Duration:00:54:16