Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

how old is ‘middle aged’?… the little things in life that make us happy… Robin and Jonny didn't get any sleep… Jonny's true financial situation… what did Robin do to Jonny that would shock you?… Jonny's philosophy on packing his suitcase… Jonny is precious about his coffee… this is now an Olympic sport… Calm Larry is running for president… a guy broke into a car with a frozen steak… how long did Robin spend at the ROP (police) station?… why you should leave it a week before you unpack from a holiday… Jonny's big bathroom break… let's introduce cheesy insults… the guy’s chat about food waste… what do you say when someone knocks on the bathroom door?… Jonny's very VERY boring story that even Robin is bored about… Robin tries to catch Jonny with a trick… How likely is it that you've interacted with one of these… the guy’s chat about cats and cucumbers… why football fans threw fish on the pitch… a third of us think we have a way to do this… the Taylor Swift historians… would you rather admit your weight or you salary?… why did Rachel Chew call Robin on her show?... Jonny's protein shake rant… everything you believed about Hello Kitty isn't true…

Jonny was recognised boarding a flight… the best bad jokes of all time (just the normal material then eh??)… the top 10 celebrity friends we all want… Microsoft are back as the most profitable company… people are travelling to Dubai for this epic food… Jonny's first date… Jonny falls asleep while on air… Robin tells us something that will change how you go shopping… what Billie Eilish lost when she became famous… Jonny's random chatter about white coats… Robin's secret to living longer… if you could change your eye colour, would you?… is it right for celebrities to work a normal job to surprise fans?… crazy reason a woman sued her boyfriend… Jonny made an “album” when he was 14 and he plays some of the songs… the age you start feeling older than you are… does Jonny have these great characteristics… Jonny's tip for a cooler sleep… ‘Pebbling’ is the new relationship term… you're a love cheat if you wear any of these colognes… the miracle question to change your life… what the French are threatening to do in the Seine River?… the girl named ‘Ikea’… how many versions of Dead Poets Department do you own…

how often do you go to work exhausted?… why Robin is sick of Oman!!… the guys test an A.I. punchline generator… Hi FM’s Jamie Cawdell tried to pick up the manager at a restaurant… Jonny's advice for how to get your partner to calm down… update on the man who got the first Neuralink brain implant… why airlines should hire attractive people… Robin checks the Hi FM computer system for some audio… Jonny explains some financial terms… Jonny wants to compliment a stranger… do you believe in true love?… the world’s first poop museum… Calm Larry's childhood… Jonny makes fun of himself… what kids want to be when they're older compared to 20 years ago… you'll soon be able to get advice from your future self… how you can get Robin’s DNA results…. it turns out Mario is a real man, and he wasn't a plumber… what lie do you tell most often?… Jonny criticizes a feature on the new iOS18… Jonny's tips for flying with a baby… Robin knows why this thief returned the stolen item 44 years later… Rihanna is launching a haircare line… what the world will be like in a hundred years… what makes us smile… school should teach proper life skills… why men don't talk about their feelings…

Would you buy Robin and Jonny merchandise?… researchers are reminding us of healthy things… Jonny is wrong about a word… the time Robin got caught peeing in public by the police… Robin is a pizza expert… when was the last time Robin played Hide and Seek?... do you take free samples?… Jonny's 39-minute song experiment… Calm Larry was called by the police… where is Jonny going on holiday?... what your favourite movie genre says about you?… Jonny is insistent that “deplane” isn't a word… criminals who disguised animals as what… what would Robin have done in this parenting situation?... Calm Larry feels claustrophobic… why is Lizzo mocked by South Park?.... the guy talk about the big boss Eihab… Jonny's bit about chickens falls apart… the phenomenon of stress bragging… Jonny introduces Robin to “Jonny Jonny, Yes Papa”… do you really need your beauty sleep?… what everyday things count as exercise?... Calm Larry went to a museum… the worst things you can do at work… a very chatty taxi driver calls up… why Robin made his wife do her own tyres… what percentage of kids actually have ADHD?... everyday sayings that Jonny disagrees with… Jonny makes a terrible visual joke that isn’t funny even if you see it…

Jonny talks about Celine Dion’s documentary… what’s Robin’s bank card PIN?… are you prepared for an emergency?… an orangutan used plants to do this… Robin tells us the Sandwich Method of getting dressed… Robin's fascinating fact about your eyesight… that's sooooo Canadian… Jonny makes the worst audio production ever… thing we do in hotel rooms but never at home… Katy Perry is leaving American Idol… why Robin + Jonny are where they are in their careers… a lady wants to hire Robin and Jonny for her coffee shop… the worlds widest wig… 7 new emojis are coming 💩… annoying things when you share a car with someone… this famous movie house is for sale… Robin was fired after just one hour… a woman asks Robin and Jonny for advice… 1 in 7 divorces are caused by this… a guy who is having an English test calls the guys … how to fall asleep faster… what work perks do people REALLY want… this is all over Robin's social media right now… why we should stop smiling in photos… the new dating term “Cushioning”… Robin agrees with Jonny (!!!!)… you’ll soon be able to have an office in your car… a woman was hit by a meteorite… cow cuddling… have you ever regretted buying something expensive?

women are better at this than men… children are the biggest gossips… cooking with Jonny… thieves stole a woman’s Ghostbuster’s car… Jonny wants to be an “invigilator”… the guys test the phone system… Calm Larry tries to sell some things… do you have an ‘accidental’ boss?... the internet is good for your mental health… HARD TALK, is a taco a sandwich?… world’s number 1 golfer was arrested… a lady abusing her identical twin … the solution to small talk with your barber… men who wear these colours are angrier and more aggressive… a guy calls for advice on the hot Oman summer… Robin’s philosophical question of the week… do you choose toys for your children based on this?... Jonny is no longer cool… Jonny's crazy dream about Robin and a few random listeners… why the French are telling drivers to ‘drive like a woman’… Jonny has an idea how Zayn can contact his One Direction band mates… has Rachel Chew got a new dog?... Calm Larry hosts a party… Jonny called his old boss ‘babe’… the guys get some tips from a Dubai radio station… are people happy at work… why the dinosaur world record won't stand… the most hated celebs of all time… Calm Larry’s wife has a new hobby… NASA will start clearing space junk… Jonny has been sent a sarcasm detector… the guys call a woman who isn't listening.

an update on Shakira's tax investigation… do we really learn from our mistakes?… the new AI dating feature… Robin steals Jonny's pens… why Robin can't move back to this place in the UK… the guys call a random woman that Jonny promised… great news for short men… Robin's now an AirPods guy... the guys will soon broadcast to the whales… the world’s biggest Tourist Traps… Robin's dream job Robin has become something he used to hate… things that have a 0% chance of happening in the next 50 years… Calm Larry watched a Bond movie… couples who communicate on social media… Robin and Jonny chat about their sleep techniques… Jonny's ground-breaking visual bit to guess the songs from the pictures… Nintendo’s next game console… do you press your snooze button and fight to get up in the morning?… what animal wraps its tongue around it's brain?… IRONY ALERT!! - Jonny screws up a bit about what you should do to get a job… the German soldier who couldn't surrender… Robin says something nice about the big boss Eihab… hobbies that make people undateable… Jonny went to the Rolex shop… over half of dog owners would prefer dogs to this… woman who hasn't eaten or drank anything for 16 years… you're more likely to die on this day than any other… why and where is Jonny going to wear leggings… Robin witnessed a very funny daddy/daughter moment in the mall… the real reason Robin's wife spends money… there will be a chocolate shortage…

Jonny makes fun of Robin's laugh… Robin had a reverse argument… watching this is good for your mental health… Robin's awkward barber moment … what is the maximum human life span… Jonny was out and mistaken for Robin… the guys make up some super cool terms to use… Robin and Jonny admit to “tolerating” each other… Jonny hypnotises Robin … the perfect amount of time you should be sitting, standing and sleeping… should be you be allowed to order from the kid’s menu…. Robin & Jonny chat about the problem with WhatsApp voice notes… what you should complement in someone else's house… Jonny talks about concrete… the sound of this will kill you… when is it okay to steal?… have you heard the one about the man in Ghana?... Robin and Jonny argue about the floordrobe… the perfect hotel must haves… Robin reenacts what women do when they date Jonny… Robin's awesome sounding car… the dental implants a dentist put in a man’s brain… the hardest balloon animal to make… audio effects are coming to phones soon… your body needs these 3 forms of exercise a week… they discovered this about a hippo… Robin shares some of his traits from his DNA test… how Taylor Swift is being shamed… how often do you get stuck in a boring conversation?…

are you a backseat driver?… Robin freaked himself out in bed… the guys argue about whether you should (or shouldn’t) wash new clothes before wearing them… a girl can't get a job because of her name… do you want an organised work environment but can't be bothered?… Robin has been thinking about a woman is Muscat that isn't his wife… Jonny tells Princess Charlotte’s favourite joke… Robin and Jonny both get a message from their biggest fan… Robin’s highbrow + expensive water is pooh free… Jonny's mind blowing and thought provoking questions… a flamethrowing robot dog… a watch was recovered from the Titanic… this is the perfect movie length… a listener wants marriage advice from the guys… Jonny completely messes up a joke… Robin remembers his childhood house phone number… everyday irritations… Calm Larry bought a yacht… why ‘twitching’ (bird watching) is good for you… the woman who got her hand trapped in a toilet… why we should all be more like toddlers… which Spice Girl did Jonny like?... why a pub in London is turning people away… the advice Robin would give his younger self?… the beauty contest for A.I… age is just a number… do you do this after shaking someone’s hand?… Robin’s weight goal has changed… would you bring stuff from home to help an airline?

Jonny feels a bit ill… this listener has a cure for the common cold, but Robin thinks it’s stupid… Robin has an apology for his wife… Jonny asks Robin a question but doesn't like RB’s answer… what’s your biggest mistake in life?... Calm Larry asks the big boss for a raise… Robin is a top contributor to this Facebook group… would you give up your phone in a restaurant for a perk?… Jonny transports you and Robin to his new pizza restaurant in Italy… Men are talking about this too much on dating apps… Jonny's latest rubbish social media follow… Robin and Jonny are both a pain to work with… Robin and Jonny improve your sleep… Jonny nearly insults Robin’s wife...again… Robin’s genius new idea to get more people to call Hi FM… is the 5 second rule truth or a myth?… Jonny knows what Robin obituary will be… the guy with a tree growing inside him… why you need to stop paying for things with your card… the new TV show about Robin’s hair… is bribing kids good… Tim Hortons told thousands of people they'd won a boat… the world’s oldest medical doctor… a lady went 2000kms to meet a guy who never showed up… a woman accidentally put this on her CV… Calm Larry was worried about sleeping in too long… It turns out there is a right time of day to exercise…

can you teach an old dog new tricks… Robin’s friend got Botox… the guy’s chat about condiments… we accidentally eat this many insects each year… the new A.I. beauty contest… Robin explains how an auction works… what happened at the Titanic museum… how many unread emails does Robin have?… what would you have on your robot hand if you had one?… J-Lo has renamed her tour… the new Margot Robbie movie based on this board game… Jonny complains about the wonderful meal he had… your car spends 95 percent of its time here… Tom Cruise bakes cakes… what's healthier, toasted or untoasted bread?… Jonny's cool on this day feature… Jonny was recognised in another country… what Jonny misses about the old days of social media.. Can Jonny keep silent during Robin’s chat about ‘speech fasting’?… Jonny teaches Robin a word he's never heard before… why a normal 9-5 job is good for you… the guy who hung his own painting at a museum… Robin is a super see'er… when does the lying stop in relationships… Will and Jada closing their charity… Hi FM songs approved by Chechnya… a man tried to test Jonny's Arabic…

Jonny stole a present that was for Robin… how old is the internet?... Mercury is in retrograde… Jonny realizes it's April Fool’s Day… jobs that are most likely to make someone a relationship cheat… how the sperm whale saved it's young against a killer whale… why Jonny was annoyed that he was recognized… a listener comes in to ask for a job… the CEO of Boeing is stepping down… the emojis that confuse older people… the world’s richest cat… Robin has 2 sentences to use to get your child to always tell the truth… Robin questions where Jonny gets his show material from… Jonny’s sound financial advice… the most relaxing sounds… why this teacher was fired… why it's important stretch… Will Smith says this doesn't make him happier anymore… what age group is most optimistic… you'll feel older if you do this… cojoined twin that got married… the guys get all technical and start messing with the audio… teacher’s genius way of catching cheats… is this guy a psycho or the best dad ever?… Robin’s infuriating etiquette question… have song lyrics got dumber… the last time Robin read a book…

the guys talk about the massive new TV… a dude calls who sounds like he's in a bird sanctuary… Jonny got angry at Jebal Shams?… Robin tries to guess the real perfume from the fake one… A crazy thing happened to Robin at a petrol station… Jonny's best bits never make the radio show…. what were Robin and Jonny's dream jobs growing up?… the guys chat about wigs… the Irish navy had one job… Jonny got Google's A.I to write a dating profile… you're using LinkedIn incorrectly… Robin calls a listener who was snooping on Jonny… Robin likens Jonny to Donald Trump… Jonny got annoyed with some tourists… Robin and Jonny talk about Robin’s mental moment… Robin admits to a prank he was going to play on Jonny… why we should move away from traditional baby names… are these museums real or not… women spend half of their day doing this… Ariana Grande's granny… the artists that help you focus whilst driving… a handwashing lie detector… Robin sold his Porsche… There’s a new sport in town… the one thing you really shouldn't do as an estate agent…

Jonny noticed this was missing from the Hi FM office… the guys chat about the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight… they broke into Jamie Cawdell’s house… are you cool?... Calm Larry has long arms… half of ladies say this is the only “me time” they get… Jonny tests Robin on his music knowledge… Rachel Chew's impressive car impression… the Hi FM Cafe is opening… what a passenger threw into the engine of a plane… why Adele fans were sad… the best way to deal with stress… Jonny's kettle conspiracy theory… why Oprah has quit Weight Watchers… it's Gym Cliff week… the leap day proposal that went wrong… why Apple have been fined a huge amount… what time should kids go to bed?… Jonny tried to impress someone, but (of course) it backfired… Calm Larry's advice for Ramadan… what Bradley Cooper said about his daughter… what one thing would you save from a burning house… Jonny tells Robin a story while he's in the bath… when you’re most likely to lie… what hiring managers say about young people today… cat or dog – which one you're most likely to be injured by??… how a woman beat the queue leaving an airplane… why a K-Pop singer had to apologise to her fans… why kids are wearing seatbelts around their ankles… stop using biased language with your children…

don't drink coffee in the morning… Jonny's House Cleaning Services LLC… Fyre Festival 2 is actually happening!!… it's Calm Larry’s birthday… a caller tells Jonny to clean his house… the guys disagree about crumby butter… the 91-year-old President of Cameroon… Robin reckons he was easy to work with in his heyday… what does ChatGPT say about Robin and Jonny… are you DJ Khaled level of famous?... please never do this when you're shopping, or you'll get Robin and Jonny after you… the top unlucky things that will happen to you this year… Sean Combs is being sued… who lets themselves go more after marriage, men or women?… when do you wish someone a happy weekend?... Calm Larry is tired… surely you don't work out in bed???… how long can you handle a work meeting over video… has Jonny ripped his sexy jacket… Robin knows why Covid babies are healthier now… comfort food or gourmet food? What’s best… Jonny falls over… Robin hates eating noises and this thing… what are the top business's you should set up?… Rachel Chew calls… Peppa Pig is a brat… how do you pronounce the name “CVIIILYN”… Calm Larry’s wedding photo… more fashion advice from Robin and Jonny…

Jonny is convinced he had Covid again… everyday struggles that we should have solved by now… Nike is letting go of employees… how you can skip working out during the week… the new robot that can apply eyelashes… the new rule for Mount Everest… why a guy stepped over Jonny… Jonny's ex is moving to Oman… Calm Larry's wife apologised… the guys absolutely rip into Hi FM's Rachel Chew… Jonny explains how to make your voice more attractive… why Jonny's annoyed by car adverts… the time Jonny proposed to a girl… how to become a legit 'Baron'… Jonny tests Robin to see if he is a real man… how to help your marriage if you're having problems… what's on Messi's motivational playlist?… do Rachel and Robin know the same person who doesn’t listen to Hi FM… Jonny's bladder problems… smart camera company has a "disappointing" security incident… the guys chat about souvenirs… a woman trained her dog with Harry Potter spells… the guys argue about how to write the letter E… Calm Larry talks about what to do with your life… how many years of your life would you give up for 250,000 rials?…

everyone except Jonny does this 3 times a day… Robin's tribute to the inventor of pop tarts… Jonny is angry with Rachel Chew (again)… Jonny takes his glasses off… Robin saw a guy tailgate the ROP… the surprising thing Jonny had for dessert… the very first cheque ever… who has it harder in the gym men or women?… flip a coin for 1 billion dollars or hiccups for life?… nursing home residents got Valentine’s Day cards, but from who?… a guy wants to come in to meet Robin and Jonny, but they give him abuse… do you clap left or right-handed… Jonny's money saving tips if you are in a relationship… if you have trouble sleeping change this in your life… caller welcomes Jonny back… the hot new bedtime for young people… how many of us believe in soul mates?... some 1-star reviews of London’s iconic Big Ben… Jonny's visual song-title quiz… Olympic show jumper banned for wearing this… why did Jonny leave a shop in disgust?… a guy calls who is coming into the studio today… do you sleep with the lights on?…

why Jonny is confused by some websites… is being a conspiracy theorist a conspiracy theory?… when is the best time to do these things?… who needs more sleep, men or women?… Robin and Jonny realise they are actually angry and frustrated people… how much a 285-year-old lemon sold for … Jonny is actually a spy… can you have a conversation about a pinch of salt? Robin and Jonny can!... Robin talks about getting in better shape… Jonny was gifted some shoes which he loved until Robin says this one thing about them… did you change your password recently?… what NOT to say at the birth of your child… Jonny thinks this pop star should run for US President… the worst bathroom habits… why Robin is angry with one of the Hala FM team (our sister Arabic station)… Ebay are cutting jobs… women with a bigger what are more likely to cheat?… Jonny tries his best to help Robin sell his car… Robin has a hot rumour for your grandparents… Robin’s secret for how he's been in Oman so long… Robin met a massive fan of Jonny's… the guys celebrate Cristiano Ronaldo's birthday… the guys agree that women giving birth isn't painful… worrying about this will kill you… what George R.R. Martin has written about… Robin is getting unwanted message about his car…

Jonny was on the television!!!… Robin catches Jonny in a quiz… Robin took all the credit for Oman’s beauty with some tourists… Calm Larry ate food colouring… Mark Zuckerberg’s latest hobby... Robin or Jonny, which name is going extinct?… the guys talk about how movies get radio scenes wrong… will we finally be able to show our phone something and Google be able to tell us what it is?… Jonny spends 2 minutes not saying anything about a swanky event he went to… Jonny met a listener who recounted some bits from the show and that annoyed him… Robin wants to spend money, but no one wants to help him… Robin has some go to phrases to keep the peace… predictions form 1924 about today… the A.I. chatbot that swears… Jonny has been saying this place in Oman incorrectly for 5 years… the crazy things left in hotel rooms… is fresh really better and Robin’s “would you rather” question.. the most common leaked passwords… Jonny tells a story before Robin has a chance to… adding this to tea will make it taste better… the guys are impressed by this girl’s really long what??…

Jonny reckons he's never taken a bribe, but Robin reminds him when he did… men are better at directions… Robin met a big fan, but it didn't go quite to plan… what's been found in the Amazon Rainforest… Jonny running on the spot… which big personality Robin will get his hair cut like… Robin and Jonny test their professionalism… Jonny recorded Rachel Chew to find out why she was sad in the office? what leads to a weaker memory?... should you trust old people when they say the weather is changing?… do you push or pull a door first?… can money buy happiness?... someone said Jonny is “astounding”… you won't believe the stuff that's been left on the moon… Calm Larry says absolutely nothing… Robin applauds Jonny's carefully crafted joke… is eating healthy a hobby?… the fascinating reason why tennis balls are yellow (or are they green??)… what does space smell like?... Is Jonny using his Christmas present from Robin… Jonny's passive aggressive note he received for rubbish parking… Robin tells a joke no one should laugh at… but Jonny does… does my bum look big in this?... and what laptops and keyboards really need… red flags to watch out for when you visit someone’s house… Calm Larry tells some jokes… This puzzle turns 50 this year… the top confidence boosters for men and women… smelling a woman’s what makes men less aggressive?…