The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs episode 263 for Monday, September 30, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel Aged Plead the 5th from Dark Horse. https://untp.beer/Y5KgL Robert made sweet love to an O’Dark Thirty Irish Dry Stout from 6 Bears & A Goat. https://untp.beer/A3wvQ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your housekeeper a lapdance. Free iPhone recap! This week’s CRAZY NEWS isn’t very bright and blindly supports Project 2025. A Vega strip club turned a Tesla Cybertruck into a mobile billboard, complete with a stripper pole. Finally, the Tesla Cybertruck is serving a purpose aside from being a piece of shit on wheels. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/vegas-strip-club-turn-tesla-33680480 This guy thought he had a runny nose. Fortunately his brain was just leaking out through his nasal passage. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-thought-runny-nose-33701935 Florida Woman® was busted a second time for battering someone with a dildo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/repeat-dildont-682957 Florida Man® almost died while getting a lapdance from his housekeeper. https://b1039.com/2024/09/24/florida-man-almost-died-while-getting-a-lap-dance-from-his-housekeeper/ Some political candidates have promised to abolish the Department of Education if they’re elected. Here are the 10 most devastating effects. https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-devastating-effects-of-getting-rid-of-the-department-of-education Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 262 for Monday, September 23, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Ichabod Pumpkin Ale from New Holland. https://untp.beer/MPW1 Robert made sweet love to a POP! from Ardent Craft Ales. https://untp.beer/6014a Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your 8-year-old the keys to your car. Free iPhone time is upon us! This week’s CRAZY NEWS hasn’t eaten any of your pets. Florida Woman® was banned from a three-year cruise after her WhatsApp chats were leaked. https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/148983/jenny-phenix-florida-banned-cruise-whatsapp-chats-leaked Police are looking for a serial porch defecator in Kentucky. https://www.wave3.com/2024/08/30/lmpd-looking-porch-pooper-after-man-seen-defecating-same-porch-multiple-times/ An 8-year-old girl drove herself to Target using her parents’ car. They must have gotten a new shipment of Stanley tumblers. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/8-year-old-girl-found-driving-to-local-target-police/ An Illinois man is being accused of attempted murder over peanut butter. https://www.shawlocal.com/daily-chronicle/2024/09/16/dekalb-man-accused-of-attempted-murder-in-peanut-butter-stabbing/ Florida Man® spends his entire workout searching for the right podcast to listen to while working out. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-entire-workout-finding-right-podcast-to-listen-to Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 261 for Monday, September 9, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a 7-Layer Bar Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/EODrz Robert made sweet love to a Secret Machine – Triple Berry from Dewey Beer Co. https://untp.beer/PPAKB Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee on your door. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was endorsed by Dick Cheney. We were hoping RFK Jr. would come through but he flip-flopped after we wouldn’t give him a job. Florida Doctor® was busted for his bizarre urine antics. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dr-liquid-762951 A North Carolina man who fell asleep while driving in a Tesla and was busted for drug trafficking. https://www.wral.com/story/man-who-fell-asleep-in-tesla-while-driving-on-us-70-charged-with-drug-trafficking-multiple-felonies/21599054/ A French museum opened a naturist exhibition for nude visitors. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/28/dare-to-bare-all-marseille-museum-hosts-after-hours-nude-visits-to-naturist-exhibition This couple opened their Amazon package to find a special surprise. It was shit. There was shit inside the Amazon package. Hopefully they were able to return it in time for a refund. https://www.koaa.com/advocates-of-accountability/poop-ended-up-where-pueblo-couple-opens-a-package-to-find-what-they-call-a-disturbing-discovery A woman in Virginia took 10 times longer to complete her home improvement project because she kept stopping to set up the tripod. https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 260 for Monday, September 2, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Jelly Time from Eastern Market. https://untp.beer/371afb18df Robert made sweet love to a Trippin’ Zombies by Tripping Animals Brewing. https://untp.beer/yWDrr Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll frame you for beastiality. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like staring directly at a solar eclipse. Everyone knows you should avoid it, but lots of people will do it anyway. I man in Rhode Island was hospitalized after being assaulted over his jukebox selection. https://www.golocalprov.com/news/man-hospitalized-after-being-assaulted-in-providence-over-jukebox-selection An Australian woman was charged after a video of her banging a trout goes viral. https://www.ibtimes.sg/australian-woman-charged-after-video-her-engaging-sex-act-trout-goes-viral-75728 Florida Woman® threw a plate of ravioli at her sister because she wouldn’t share. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-throws-plate-ravioli-sister-because-she-wouldnt-share-deputies A woman in Michigan was caught throwing poop at her neighbor’s property. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/woman-caught-throwing-poop-neighbors-property-redford Florida Man® tried checking himself as luggage at the Miami airport. Surprisingly, it didn’t work. https://gatorrocks.iheart.com/featured/the-jason-franny-show/content/2024-08-29-shrink-wrapped-florida-man-tries-to-check-in-as-luggage-at-miami-airport/ A man’s therapist suggests he has an abusive relationship with his favorite sports team. As you may have already guessed, he’s referring to the White Sox. They’re seriously the worst. https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-therapist-suggests-he-may-just-have-an-abusive-relationship-with-his-favorite-sports-team Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 259 for Monday, August 19, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cherry Strudel Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/061ea6a9f6 Robert made sweet love to a Turbo Reaper IPA from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/QlmVy Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll cancel your Disney Plus subscription. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Akron, Ohio, host of the 3228 Summer Olympic Games. Who knew blindly signing online agreements could have such dire consequences? https://nypost.com/2024/08/13/us-news/disney-wants-allergy-death-suit-tossed-because-of-disney-subscription/ 8-year-olds in Minnesota are built differently. https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/maplewood-liquor-store-girl-fights-off-robber/ An influencer (probably with pink eye) alarms doctors when she smears her own shit on her face as part of her beauty regimen. https://nypost.com/2024/08/08/lifestyle/influencers-poop-face-mask-alarms-doctors-people-are-getting-too-extreme-on-the-internet/ A man in Iowa shot his father after an argument over stinky feet. https://www.kwqc.com/2024/08/12/burlington-man-allegedly-shot-father-after-argument-over-stinky-feet/ The city of Akron, Ohio suffered a huge blow after narrowly missing out on a bid to host the 2036 Olympic Games. https://babylonbee.com/news/akron-ohio-narrowly-misses-out-on-bid-to-host-2036-olympic-games Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 258 for Monday, August 12, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Covered Cherry from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/Ory0p Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Raspberry and White Chocolate from Drekker. https://untp.beer/VNKY4 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell you to calm down. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a proud sponsor of the Liechtenstein Olympic Team. It’s the only sponsorship that fit in its budget. A Maryland man was arrested for stealing cars and setting fire to a Domino’s using a container of feces. And they said their pizza couldn’t get any worse... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13711883/Maryland-man-59-arrested-setting-fire-Dominos-using-container-FECES-string-auto-thefts.html Florida Woman® bought her husband McDonald’s and Taco Bell for his birthday, then threw a soft shell taco at his face. We’re unsure of why The Smoking Gun doesn’t know the difference between a taco and a burrito. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mexican-missile-bust-609834 Florida Man® got drunk, violating his probation, then called the cops for a ride home. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article290295314.html Kum & Go is changing its name, probably in hopes people will stop jerking off in its stores. https://www.thedrive.com/news/kum-go-will-change-names Behavioral scientists believe that feminists are always angry because they don’t have a man to tell them to calm down. They may be on to something. https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 257 for Monday, July 29, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Jelly Donut Even more Jesus from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/d6b9640cc4 Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Banana Split Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untp.beer/GrOle Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll feed drugs to your sharks. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the couch JD Vance fucked. Sharks off the coast of Brazil are testing positive for cocaine. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo Mother of the Year winner Drea de Matteo revealed her 13-year-old son edits her OnlyFans photos for her. https://people.com/drea-de-matteo-says-her-son-13-edits-her-onlyfans-photos-for-her-8680010 Florida Man® broke into a home and enjoyed some alcohol and chips while the family hopped a fence to escape. https://www.fox13news.com/news/video-florida-man-breaks-home-drinks-alcohol-eats-chips-frightened-family-escapes-over-fence A man who survived 438 days at sea is being sued for $1 million by his crewmate’s family after discovering he may have been eaten. https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/man-who-survived-438-days-at-sea-sued-for-1-million-by-crewmates-family-article-111980939 A New York man is upset that news is happening faster than he can generate uninformed opinions. https://www.theonion.com/news-happening-faster-than-man-can-generate-uninformed-1851601466 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 256 for Monday, July 15, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Oatmeal Cookie Stout from Cheboygan. https://untp.beer/54wQ7 Robert made sweet love to a Fluff Stuff Orange from Drekker. https://untp.beer/yPGeg Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll shoot down your delivery drone. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is running for President. Florida Man® shot down a Walmart delivery drone. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-shoots-walmart-delivery-drone/61455015 Florida Man®, already on probation for voyeurism, was caught naked in his neighbor’s backyard. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/south-miami-man-on-voyeurism-probation-arrested-again-after-video-shows-him-in-neighbors-backyard-police/3348345/ A man in Thailand woke up with a snake in his pants. Seriously, there was a venomous cobra in his underwear. Now that we’ve cleared up any jerk references to his penis (pun intended), the snake almost bit the guy in his penis. He’s fine. We’re never visiting Thailand though. https://thesun.my/home-news/thai-man-wakes-up-to-find-a-cobra-chilling-in-his-boxer-shorts-AE12610473 A DoorDash driver was suspected of leaving feces inside a customer’s drink. Apparently, that’s frowned upon. https://ksltv.com/659129/doordash-driver-suspected-of-leaving-feces-inside-womans-drink/ An inherent problem with social media is that it’s not fair other people get to enjoy their lives while the rest of us are forced to watch. https://www.theonion.com/report-it-not-fair-other-people-get-to-enjoy-their-liv-1851573097 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 255 for Monday, July 1, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blueberry Upside Down Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/xPLN1 Robert made sweet love to a KBS Chocolate Espresso from Founders. https://untp.beer/fd670ef647 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll start taxing your farts. July 4th is coming! ‘Merica! The Presidential debate season is upon us. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Biden’s awkward silence. Denmark is going to start taxing cow farts. https://apnews.com/article/denmark-cow-tax-greenhouse-gases-9a570518639e0a1990806fd1a05ac11a Two Philadelphia porch pirates were fighting over the same package. https://www.phillyvoice.com/porch-pirates-pennsyvania-video-fight-package-theft-berks-county/ A man in North Dakota broke into a garage just to steal animal crackers. https://www.valleynewslive.com/2024/06/25/one-man-arrested-after-breaking-into-garage-steal-animal-crackers/ Never bring a tricycle to a machete fight. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/machete-fight-man-riding-tricycle-beach-gets-into-fight-with-another-man-over-flashlight/FRATRMVX5RAELPP2DLNUBLCQSY/ A Wisconsin man went for a morning run to start the day off miserable. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-on-morning-run-to-start-the-day-off-miserable Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 254 for Monday, June 24, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a French Toast Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/N5pzn Robert made sweet love to a Blackwater Series Peanut Butter Skilp (Stout). https://untp.beer/XP7dz Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll run a marathon in your bathroom. We summarized Robert’s Michigan visit. We laughed. We cried. Mostly, we drank. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the First Presidential Debate. Biden and Trump are going to take turns digging themselves into a hole. Don’t forget the popcorn! A lost donkey was found living with a herd of elk after five years. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-donkey-elk-herd_n_666da1cfe4b0dbea0515024a A content creator became the first person to run a full marathon inside a Taco Bell. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/ugh-madison-becomes-the-first-person-to-run-a-marathon-at-taco-bell/ The Ohio Supreme Court reinstated a lawyer who was caught pooping in a Pringles can. https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/2024/06/18/ohio-supreme-court-reinstates-lawyer-who-pooped-in-pringles-can/74142255007/ A woman from Iowa met a guy on a dating app before getting cold feet and calling 911 on him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iowa/iowa-date-disaster-617240 Chili’s unveiled a new ad campaign stating, “At least we’re not Applebee’s.” I mean, it’s not the worst idea. https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 253 for Monday, June 10, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Evil Twin Even More Biscotti Break https://untp.beer/YMp8G Robert took down a Stay At Home Dad With No Kids by Fat Orange Cat Brewing Company https://untp.beer/6BxQ3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your sex doll. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sure to shatter your colon: A woman was pronounced dead, only she wasn't. Or was she? https://www.klkntv.com/person-taken-to-lincoln-funeral-home-while-still-alive/ A guy's colon exploded at breakfast. How appetizing! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13502845/Florida-patient-colon-explodes-sneezing-coughing.html An elderly woman didn't want her neighbor using too much water, so she assaulted him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/karen-water-bust-208613 A paramedic stole a dead guy's sex doll after having his way with it. He'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sarpy-doll-two-order-240589 A lady got gored by a bison at Yellowstone but we don't know any more than that. We're sorry. https://www.theonion.com/yellowstone-bison-gores-woman-who-refused-to-delete-unf-1851519502 Biden’s Rigor Mortis won't stop him from campaigning, thankfully. https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidens-ability-to-do-his-job-not-in-any-way-impeded-by-his-rigor-mortis Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 252 for Monday, June 3, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Crush: Creamsicle from MobCraft. https://untp.beer/c462a1d29a Robert made sweet love to a Partly Cloudy from Solace. https://untp.beer/G1jJ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant snakes in your bathroom. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was convicted on 34 felony counts. It should run for President. Dozens of snakes crawled out of a bathroom in India. https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/snakes-in-assam-house-viral-video-9356218/ An Australian man was arrested for streaking on an airplane. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/naked-man-plane-australia-perth-melbourne-arrested-rcna154237 In yet another food battery, Florida Woman® was arrested for assaulting someone with a cinnamon roll. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cinnamon-roll-battery-583061 A Michigan man with a suspended license showed up for his Zoom court appearance while driving. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/ann-arbor-judge-shocked-man-suspended-license-joins-court-via-zoom-while-driving A New Jersey man celebrated losing two pounds by gaining five pounds. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-celebrates-losing-2-pounds-by-gaining-5-pounds Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 251 for Monday, May 27, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Fresh Kicks from Transient. https://untp.beer/PX419 Robert made sweet love to a Vibrant Thing: Pineapple/Mango Sour Ale from Solace. https://untp.beer/e98BX Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell your municipality that you’re harboring illegal support animals. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has severe daddy issues manifesting in the form of cheese. A man in Canada assaulted police with a block of cheese. He probably didn’t even have to put his can of Molson Canadian down. https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/irate-male-assaulted-newfoundland-officers-with-block-of-cheese-police-say-1.6881630 A law student in NYC spent $10,000 in rehab to fight her cheese addiction. https://www.rttnews.com/3448972/nyc-law-student-s-cheese-addiction-leads-to-10k-in-rehab.aspx Engineers made a real-life stillsuit. Also, Robert has no idea what a stillsuit is. https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/working-dune-inspired-stillsuit A woman in Iowa is battling her city over her emotional support goose. https://www.wxow.com/news/iowa-woman-battling-city-over-emotional-support-goose-hes-the-light-of-my-day/article_3c2ddace-12b9-545c-a2b8-4c601c003050.html Florida Priest® bit a woman after denying her communion. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/central-florida-priest-bites-woman-after-denying-her-communion-police-say/SIVFXFMRBZBBDAEYC4DIZUS4AE/ A new Florida law requires all woman to produce three healthy white sons by their 22nd birthday. https://www.theonion.com/new-florida-law-requires-all-women-to-produce-3-healthy-1851482288 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 250 for Monday, May 13, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a We Be Jammin’ from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/AJnEA Robert made sweet love to A Visit from the Fruit Lady from Wiley Roots. https://untp.beer/MOg74 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a snake in your pants. No, that’s not a sexual reference. Tony from Eastern Michigan wants to start a TTB Super Listener Podcast. He’s taking applications and we’ll be charging $1,000 an episode for the right to use our name and content. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is dedicated to all the mom’s out there who have previously been discussed on our show. Deez Nuts is back in deez news. https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/green-bay-man-named-deez-nuts-appears-in-court-pleads-not-guilty-signs-11k-signature-bond/ See TTB244: Severed Ducts for the original story. A Pennsylvania man lost his emotional support alligator. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-emotional-support-alligator-georgia-missing_n_66334482e4b0fc2b952854b0 Florida Woman® was arrested after breaking into a neighbor’s home. Naturally, she was naked. https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-florida-woman-24-arrested-180252455.html?guccounter=1 Florida Man® tried to smuggle a snake into Miami International Airport in his pants. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/man-stopped-at-miami-international-airport-with-snakes-in-his-pants/ A Florida Woman® named Crystal Methvin was arrested for crystal meth possession. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2018/05/31/florida-woman-named-crystal-methvin-arrested-for-crystal-meth-possession/ Nabisco is finally released long-awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos. https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 249 for Monday, May 6, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Blueberry Smoothie Sour from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/QXQEX Robert made sweet love to a Hazy Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/A359v Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll ship your cat to Amazon. This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to remind you to spay and neuter your pets. Bob Barker would have wanted it that way. Florida Man® disguised himself as a woman to escape deputies. It didn’t work. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2024/04/25/man-disguises-himself-woman-escape-deputies/ A Utah couple was reunited with their cat after accidentally shipping her with an Amazon return. Fortunately, she was discovered before being trafficked by the Meowy Christmas people and won’t be appearing in this year’s Christmas card music after all. https://ksltv.com/639614/utahns-reunited-with-pet-cat-they-accidentally-shipped-with-amazon-return/ A man in London ran a marathon while sampling 25 different wines mid-race. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/23/london-marathon-wine-guy-on-how-he-sampled-25-wines-during-race A British woman wants answers after the hospital told her she had been dead for four months. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68818509 In a heartwarming story, a heart transplant recipient walked the daughter of his deceased donor pig down the aisle. https://www.theonion.com/heart-transplant-recipient-walks-daughter-of-deceased-d-1851423521 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 248 for Monday, April 29, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Twist from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/orange-twist/ Robert made sweet love to a 2023 Barrel Reserve Imperial Stout from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/94qdq Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put bees in your wall. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is exempt from prosecution, unlike former US presidents. The man with Britain’s largest penis won’t be getting reduction surgery. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13344251/man-britain-largest-penis-wont-surgery-reduction.html A road rage incident in Indiana ended with a pregnant woman being pelted with spaghetti. https://www.wthr.com/article/news/crime/gun-shown-spaghetti-thrown-pregnant-woman-road-rage-incident-indianapolis/531-69c8c32e-cf14-4dea-abca-d8131b2173b3 A Colorado man pulled a gun on a Burger King worker who refused drugs as payment. https://sentinelcolorado.com/metro/aurora-man-guilty-of-pulling-gun-on-burger-king-worker-who-refused-drugs-as-payment/ A toddler told her mom she heard monsters in her bedroom that later turned out to be 50,000 bees in her wall. https://people.com/toddler-hears-monsters-in-bedroom-walls-over-50-000-bees-found-exclusive-8639105 Glade introduced meat freshening spray. What a time to be alive! https://www.theonion.com/glade-introduces-new-meat-freshener-spray-1851408111 Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 247 for Monday, April 15, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Blot Out the Sun from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/4XKG9 Robert made sweet love to a Maple Whip from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/7XDnJ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give you illegal butt injections in your sleep. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Tax Day 2024. The IRS would like to thank you for all the money you gave them last year. An Australian man was fined for peeing in a cup mid-flight. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-as-australia-passenger-fined_n_66101839e4b087003392cab5 A Sacramento porch pirate dressed up like a trash bag. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trash-bag-porch-pirate-sacramento-omar-munoz_n_660f258fe4b078af1447f785 A 9-year-old missed the bus and decided to drive himself to school. https://www.cbs19news.com/story/50628329/9yearold-who-missed-school-bus-drives-moms-car-to-school-sparks-police-chase A Texas mother and daughter were accused of administering illegal butt injections to boost patients’ confidence. https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/texas-mother-daughter-illegal-butt-injections-fda-operation/285-2bf0fe16-64be-4492-97fd-f31d1aba58dd A Kentucky man faked his own death to get out of child support payments. https://globalpulsenews.com/kentucky-man-admits-to-faking-own-death-to-avoid-paying-child-support/ Mental health experts confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is over 1,000 times more effective than using antidepressants. https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-confirm-sunny-day-at-the-ballpark-1000-times-more-effective-than-antidepressants Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 246 for Monday, April 8, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Coffee Chocolate from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-coffee-chocolate/#yes Robert made sweet love to a Vanilla Everydae from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/Ne0G3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your tattoos. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the Solar Eclipse of 2024, when idiots all over the country will stare directly at the sun despite all the warnings not to stare directly at the sun. Florida Man® tried to steal a Waffle House tattoo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/waffle-house-tattoo-891673 A police department in California was blocked from using Lego heads in its mugshots. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-california-mugshots-lego-heads_n_66043b93e4b0ddb37d3b53d6 An impaired driver wrecked a “Report Impaired Drivers” sign. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/report-impaired-drivers-sign-1.7153082 An animal lover rushed a sick baby hedgehog to the vet only to discover it was actually a hat pom-pom. https://nypost.com/2024/03/27/lifestyle/animal-lover-rushes-sick-baby-hedgehog-to-vet-only-to-find-out-shes-been-caring-for-a-hat-pom-pombritish-woman-mistakes-hat-pom-pom-for-baby-hedgehog/amp/ According to the California Highway Patrol, imaginary friends don’t count in the carpool lanes. https://www.ksbw.com/article/chp-says-imaginary-friends-dont-count-in-the-carpool-lane-bay-area-driver-busted/60282841 A Texas dad landed his dream job of coming up with puns for naming beers at a local brewery. https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-lands-dream-job-at-brewery-coming-up-with-puns-for-naming-beers Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 245 for Monday, March 25, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Whiskey Barrel Stout from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/5943c7507a Robert made sweet love to a Galaphobia Milk Stout from Narrow Gauge. https://untp.beer/m7mlj Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hire a moving company to steal your sex dominoes. It snowed in Michigan this week. F this. Subway is switching from Coke to Pepsi so Robert is boycotting them for eternity. This week’s CRAZY NEWS makes as much sense as a late-March snowstorm. A Georgia couple is claiming their moving company stole their sex dominoes. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/deputies-georgia-couple-says-company-stole-their-sex-dominoes/ZCDXQPFG7ZEYNNR32BN4L3EL3M/ Feet story #1: A Georgia man grabbed a woman’s feet and rubbed them on his face. https://www.koin.com/local/washington-county/man-arrested-after-grabbing-womans-feet-and-rubbing-them-on-his-face-officials/ A helicopter dad was arrested after he kept calling 911 about his kid’s homework. https://www.fox19.com/2024/03/14/dad-arrested-after-continuously-calling-school-about-childs-homework-complaint-shows/ Voodoo Ranger is making pizza-flavored beer. Robert would pick that over Pepsi. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/voodoo-ranger-tombstone-pizza-beer/ Feet story #2: This guy hasn’t worn shoes for years and is making money from it on OnlyFans. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/man-who-hasnt-worn-shoes-32304949 This Boeing 737 toy has wings that really fall off. It’s so realistic! https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boeing-737-toy-features-wings-that-really-fall-off Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.

The Two Bobs episode 244 for Monday, March 18, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cap de Night from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/gOKJ Robert nursed an Emperor’s Marshmelatonin from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/wmnwz Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a horse in your apartment. Rob got a new burnt mug from Whiskey Grail and was willing to try it on the show with some 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon. 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon http://1792bourbon.com/sweet-wheat/ Whiskey Grail oak drinking vessel for bourbon https://whiskeygrail.com/ This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted on St. Patty’s Day and made out with a leprechaun, then later realizing it was just a little person. A guy in Vegas got stung in his testicle by a scorpion while sleeping in his hotel room. We’re adding Vegas to our list of places we can’t visit anymore. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scorpion-stings-man-testicles-las-vegas-hotel_n_65e77719e4b0f9d26cac9a5d A Wisconsin man—whose name is allegedly “Deez-Nuts”—was arrested after a domestic altercation. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deez-nuts-charged-wisconsin-family-fight_n_65ef6d9fe4b05cfcf680a544 A drunk man in Russia rode a horse up to his 5th floor apartment to make up with his wife. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drunkenly-rides-horse-up-to-5th-floor-apartment-to-make-up-with-wife A man went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and walked out with a vasectomy. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html A man responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a very thoughtful “thumbs up” emoji. May he rest in peace. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.