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Brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia have lots of life stories and hard-set opinions. This is where they talk about them.

Brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia have lots of life stories and hard-set opinions. This is where they talk about them.


Dallas, TX


Brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia have lots of life stories and hard-set opinions. This is where they talk about them.






#74: Shady Oaks Bingo Parlor

Today, we discover a drug ring. (Recorded live at your local Tesla Supercharger.)


#73: Bean juice make me go fast.

Boy Scouts. Coffee. Soda. Crashing funerals. All this and more on the fourth anniversary of Rocket to Anywhere. (Title inspired by @howdyhowdyyall1 on TikTok.)


#72: The Right Taco (feat. the cousins)

The cousins join Corban and Sofia to discuss the government surplus conspiracy and dumb things they've gotten in trouble for. (Recorded June 2020)


#71: Mini 4-Year-Old Speech

Death and public restrooms. This is why we need mental help.


#70: ¡thAt iS nOt coRreCT!

Neighbors. Magazines. CD players. Corban and Sofia sit down to talk after another month of quarantine.


#69: Your bushes aren’t luscious. (Quarantine Edition)

Corban ruins everything when he starting talking about race. Sofia remembers a friend from the past. Together, they discover Jojo Siwa's traumatic backstory. The Pidgin Bible


#68: Choo Choo Love

Sofia forgets what the thing you cut the grass with is called. Corban stumbles down memory lane. Stuff we mentioned: Old Man Steve - Tiktok Moke and Poki in the Rain Forest


#67: School Kids Are Polluting the Park

How can I ruin a funeral? Are seminars the new pyramid scheme? What goes on in a homeschooler’s brain? Get these questions answered PLUS a conversation about Sigrid all in this episode. Show Notes: Carman on Spotify Rocket to Anywhere Merch! Odd Squad Deploys New Team for Old Mission Corban on Tiktok iShine Connect Recommendations of the Week: Corban: This Is Not My Home by Wayne Kerr Band Sofia: Quokka Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on...


#66: When a VSCO Girl Coughs.

JOHN LEGEND, TikTok star @grandmammycorbanator, and Sofia host this unscripted episode of no one's favorite podcast. They talk about ghosting kids at McDonald's, Boy Scouts, and their retirement plans. Show Notes: 2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest Corban on TikTok Music by Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library.


#65: One Short Day in the Violet City (Musicals w/ James & Amber)

James and Amber return to talk about musicals! They go over their top four favorites, shows they worked on, and of course, FIASCOS! Show Notes: Tim’s Tweet about Amazon Pilots Sunday School Musical Corban’s High School Musical Reviews Fiasco! - This American Life Recommendations of the Week: James: Person of Interest Amber: Supernatural Sofia: Bones Corban: Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - Area 51 👽 00:01:35 - Guest Introductions 👤 00:05:29 -...


#64: It’s everyday bro! (Creator Life feat. Thomas Parsons)

The summer of special guests begins with YouTuber Thomas Parsons! We talk about the world of small content creation, help Sofia find out what a boy band is, and get extremely confused about sports. Show Notes: Waffle House - Jim Gaffigan Nashville Hot Brains Sandwich Taste Test | FOOD FEARS Wonka Vending Machine Blimey Cow NFL DRAFT RECAP - Noobist 109 Thomas’ Favorites: Band: The Vamps YouTubers: - Urinating Tree - FivePoints Vids - FlemLo RapsP - KTO Podcast: ESPN...


#63: An Emotional Leash (Walk with us.)

Summer is here! So before it gets too hot to go outside, Corban and Sofia decided to take their elderly dog Bailey out for one last walk around the neighborhood. They brought microphones, and this was the result. Show Notes: Nefelibata | Wiktionary BrainPOP Fun Brain Starfall Storyline Online Hot Food - Michael Rosen God Tube Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound...


#62: CUT TO BLACK (Corban’s failed movies and dreams.)

They’re back! Today, Corban and Sofia read you some of their failed movie scripts and tell you some of their weirdest dreams. Have you ever dreamed that you found another room in your house? Then this episode is for you! Show Notes: #56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess) Names for Groups of Animals #5: The Sick Joke Hospital At first, your dumplings… Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Sunday School Musical Sofia: Monk Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - The...


#61: Finders Keepers, Losers Sweepers (Saddest Movies & Music Ever)

Today, Corban and Sofia talk about the saddest movies and music they’ve ever watched and heard. Hint: they all Involve dogs. They also play some games you might find at a 90’s slumber party, learn about unique phobias and rank their favorite french fries. Show Notes: I Want a Dog - Song | YouTube Ben Platt - Grow As We Go | YouTube EDEN | YouTube EDEN - Wake Up | YouTube Dear Evan Hansen - You Will Be Found | YouTube Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Coast by Rocket to...


#60: My Thinker Had a Thought (Just Add Magic Season 4!)

Just Add Magic season 4 is finally here! Corban and Sofia spend over an hour discussing the final season of what could be one of the best TV shows of all time. They also take some time to talk about their newly found passion of watching police chases. Show Notes: Script For Cut Scene From “The Penultimate Peril” Victual | Merriam-Webster #45: I Cain’t Do That (Amazon Studios’ Just Add Magic) | Rocket to Anywhere Ep. 80: “I Was the Red Robin” | Roderick on the Line (Language...


#59: PERSPECTIVE (A Series of Unfortunate Events S3 feat. James Stephenson)

Today, Corban is joined by his friend James to discuss (but mostly gripe) about season three of Netflix's adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events. They also take some time to complain about French and tell some jokes. Show Notes: Brett Helquist | Instagram Jusqu’auboutiste | Oxford Dictionaries Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Listen to the “Unfortunate Associates” podcast. James: The West Wing Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:03:32 - Follow Up 00:04:21 -...


#58: My House Is Made out of Newspaper (BOZ the Bear)

It’s a Christmas MIRACLE! Corban and Sofia return to talk about another completely obscure, early 2000s kid’s show: “Boz: The Green Bear Next Door”! They spend this hour telling life stories they have associated with the said “green bear”. Show Notes: The Dooley and Pals Show | Wikipedia All I Want For Christmas Is You But It’s Off Key Schadenfreude | Merriam-Webster BOZ the Bear Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Watch “Say Goodnight Kevin’s” Donkey Ollie Reviews Sofia: Watch...


#57: Cheapness is Our Thing (Excuses Schmexcuses)

After a two month hiatus, Corban and Sofia are back! In this episode, Corban won’t stop giving excuses for the pair’s absence while Sofia won’t stop blaming Corban for it. Show Notes: PBS KIDS Announces New Series LUNA AROUND THE WORLD How NASA Broadcast Neil Armstrong Live from the Moon | Popular Science TNMI 5: Board Games, “Porcupine Necktie” and Jokes Bumfiddler The one thing you don’t touch… | /r/dankchristianmemes Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Listen to “All I Want...


TNMI 5: Board Games, "Porcupine Necktie" and Jokes

In this outtakes episode: Corban brings you a conversation about board games with Chip Amber, some leftover jokes with Sofia, and a dramatized reading of the short story “Porcupine Necktie” by Jerry Spinelli. Show Notes: #56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess) #36: That’s Just Comedy (A Look at 3 Amazon Original Pilots) Radiolab | WNYC Studios Stargirl: Novel by Jerry Spinelli Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on...


#56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess)

Our summer of special guests concludes with Chip Amber! We discuss plausible conspiracy theories, tell jokes, and make one too many references to Doctor Who. Show Notes: Dallas Museum of Natural History - Fair Park Avalon High by Meg Cabot Allie Finkle’s Rules for Girls by Meg Cabot Miffed | Merriam-Webster False Memory | Wikipedia The Mandela Effect IS REAL!!!? - Say Goodnight Kevin | YouTube CRAZY Conspiracy Video - Watch at Your Own Risk! Recommendations of the Week: Corban:...