Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Lance’s NEW HARLEY is ORDERED, on the WAY, and he’s ready to RIDE! Well, Rog, the SLIMY SALESMAN, calls Lance to say his BIKE got WRECKED during an ACCIDENT while in ROUTE, but not to WORRY, there will only be a SHORT DELAY of 8 MONTHS before they can get ANOTHER ONE to him! Will Lance have to BUST some HEADS to get his BUSTED BIKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Regina’s COMPUTER was BUSTED so she sent it away for 3 MONTHS to get FIXED, but it came back still BROKEN! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls Regina to ask how SATISFIED she is with her NON-FUNCTIONING computer, oh and by the way there’s a $49 STORAGE FEE for the 3 MONTHS it was here NOT getting FIXED! How HEATED does this Call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tony’s WIFE ran into a WALL leaving the GALLERIA PARKING LOT, busting up her TRUCK almost as much as the CONCRETE! Well, Dean, the master MASON, calls Tony to say his wife’s CRAPPY DRIVING is going to COST him $800 to REPLACE the WALL she SMASHED! How do we get from BROKEN WALLS to BROKEN BONES?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shannon got back from a TRIP, but the AIRLINE didn’t get her LUGGAGE to her until 1AM, without even letting her know they were COMING! Well, Dean, the KING of COURTESY, calls to tell Shannon she’s on the HOOK for an $89 fee for the “SPECIAL LATE-NIGHT COURIER” they had to HIRE for HER! Will Shannon have to PAY UP?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Someone CLONED Martin’s BUSINESS PHONE a while ago, but he thought the TROUBLE was BEHIND HIM. Well, Dean, the phoneline PHONY, calls to accuse Martin of CLONING his OWN PHONE! And until Dean gets things figured out, he’s shutting off Martin’s SERVICE! Will Martin HAVE a PHONE to be SCAMMED ON?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pam’s WINDSHIELD WIPERS keep STOPPING RANDOMLY, but she got them fixed under WARRANTY, so no worries RIGHT?! Well, Rog the Roughneck repairman, calls Pam to say WARRANTY or NOT, she owes him $190…Maybe she just needs a MAN to explain it to her! Will Pam be calling her Lawyer after getting off with the GUYS?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

April cut though a PARKING LOT under CONSTRUCTION and got into a BIG ARGUMENT with the WORKERS! Well, Rog the CONDESCENDING contractor, calls to tell April not only did she DISTRACT his DUDES with her CRAPPY DRIVING, but she’s also going to have to PAY to have the lot REPAINTED! Will this call DE-CONSTRUCT April’s SANITY?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scott put together a HOMEMADE boat port out of PVC PILE and TARPS, and it’s just as BEAUTIFUL as it sounds! Well, Rog, the HOA HITMAN, calls to say either Scott’s pile of CRAP goes TODAY, or Scott does! How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Audrey’s been having SERIOUS ISSUES with the company handling her CAR PAYMENTS, and every time she calls them to settle things, they put her on HOLD! Well, Dean, the collection SPECIALIST, calls Aubrey to put things right, RIGHT NOW…Oh, wait could you HOLD PLEASE! Will Audrey’s PATIENCE be put to the ULTIMATE TEST?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tonya’s SISTER borrowed her CREDIT CARD and ran up a $1,400 tab, but Tonya only got $140 BACK from the CREDIT PEOPLE! Well, Dean, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls to tell Tonya her card is HER CARD, and she can’t be LOANING it out whenever she WANTS! How much will Dean DING Tonya’s CREDIT RATING?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam, who are they driving crazy TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonnie’s CAR got BACK INTO in a DRIVE THRU, and when she left the SCENE, the person at FAULT was taking the BLAME! Well, Rog, the big bad INSURANCE MAN, calls to tell Bonnie being BACK INTO is somehow HER FAULT, so she’s on the hook for ALL the REPAIRS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nathan has been getting a monthly BOX of CIGARS in the mail that BELONGS to the PREVIOUS owner of his NEW place…But old Nate decided to KEEP and SMOKE them instead of FORWARDING them! Well, Rog, the cigar CONNOISSEUR, calls to tell Nathan the free ride’s OVER…and now he OWES Rog for EACH box of STOGIES he’s SMOKED! How far will Rog GO to get his CIGARS back?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Emily works at a HEALTH CLUB, so she’s dealt with people at their BEST and their WORST…But nothing like THIS! Today, ANNE NICHOLE SMITH calls Emily looking for some help LOSING WEIGHT and a BUDDY to do a PORN WITH! Is Emily DOWN with Anne’s kind of EXERCISE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris drives a SEPTIC TRUCK and sometimes he parks it in his neighborhood OVERNIGHT when he wants to save a TRIP! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE next-door, calls Chris to say he must have CRAP for BRAINS if he thinks no one can SMELL his POOP TRUCK…So either it GOES, or Chris DOES! How HARD does Rog PUSH things this time?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.