Ball of Confusion

We may have gone a little nutty, but we aren't as bad as George Zimmerman retweeting pics of a dead Trayvon Martin. Your favorite hosts take a trip back to high-school, dodge a few arrests, and explore the side-effects of chronic masturbation. Rob is a football jinx, but has stayed strong in his Fantasy Football universe. He also forgets how to use a mic.

Spend some time with your favorite adventurers in Nicaragua, Mexico and the Dominican Republic. We discuss the injuries in the NFL and Fantasy ramifications, Serbians enlarging women's breasts, and being under-dressed at parties. Based on the title, you can see we talk about the most recent happenings in the GOP and DNC primary races. Rob tells us how he feels about Scott Walker who just left the GOP primary as Ragnar leaves Minnesota.

We bounce around a bit, if you can believe it. Kim Davis is back in the news, as is Caitlyn Jenner. We talk NFL Week 1, Fantasy Football and of course aliens and strippers. Rob gives a soulful rendition of the national anthem.

I believe in Jesus Kringle! We start out like some NPR smooth-talkers, discussing life as an artist and art fairs. Rob excels in fantasy football and fails in the Special Olympics. Speaking of football, we weigh in on Brady/Deflategate and college football. Finally, we talk about the one-woman wrecking crew, Kim Davis.

After two weeks off, your boys are trippin'. We go on road trips with books on tape, LSD adventures in Theme Park Land, sexual intrigue with former Presidents and a party in Jared's pants. Rob, the NFL Fantasy Sports phenomenon, talks a little draft and RG3. We end by siding-up with Superman vs. the KKK and then joining the Klan to battle the Westboro Baptist Church.

In this marathon session, we cover Donald Trump and the 2016 election. We don't stop there. Tianjin explosion, golf pants, NFL training camp fights, odd bun colors at KFC and potential bum problems from shitting in the woods are all areas to which we lend our expertise. Strap yourself in and strap it on for 2 hours of Ball of Confusion.

In this BoC safari, we discuss Cecil the Lion and other African animal hunts. We also dive into some MLB goodness, ESPN badness, cats killing bunnies, the internet killing dentists and wrap it up with a lesson on Wernher von Braun. Rob tells you what you probably didn't know about von Braun ... and Jesus.

Rob channels Smokey's mom and we have to make it work. We unveil the addition of a sports section as well as a Periscope feed. The Confusion Crew discusses minimum wage, the Troy Tulowitzki trade, FL barbecue battles, and animal rights. Periscope link: https://www.periscope.tv/w/aIew2TkxMjQ3OTd8NDg3OTg5ODNM-r5E1gg94S7oEPeqiCXNe3GBCQbOKs9xs4k3Le-8mQ==

Rob's stirring prediction from Episode 3 comes true. We discuss athletes and entertainers punching women and decide that it may have been best for humanity. Frank gets nervous when Rob talks slavery. There Jeremy Army makes an appearance as do bears, bacon-flavored seaweed, and Rob's feeling that he has the Louis C.K. language pass.

A man named Bear gets revenge on a gator, elk get a cabin vacation, a monkey gives a woman herpes and vegans are evil. The dynamic duo explores the animal kingdom, politics and space. Frank then ambushes Rob.

Rob and Frank discuss sharks, gators, bears, dolphin and why you shouldn't mess with and/or have sex with them. The Jeremy army grows in numbers and stages an attack. The porn stashes of Jared Fogle and Osama Bin Laden are also examined. Special Thanks to Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate.

Your humble 'casters talk gay marriage, Confederate Flag, and generally go off the rails. We end by talking about a good friend and brother, Morgan Lewis Leiby (4/4/83 - 6/23/2015). End song credit: "Wednesday" by No Truth Lies, ADD Records, 2006. https://addrecords.bandcamp.com/album/no-truth-lies

Your inquisitive 'casters delve into Dylann Storm Roof's manifesto. Hear about others who get what they deserve. Rob gets a surprise penis gives the gift of guidance.

Before the next episode airs, Rob performs a dramatic reading of "Come to my Window" by Melissa Etheridge.

A letter from a listener has us questioning Rob's sexuality. By the end of the show, we still have questions. Storm Troopers, time travel, escaped murderers and, of course, horse baby batter.

Before the next episode airs, Rob performs a dramatic reading of "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias.

Everybody is offended by everything, but that's okay. Rob is here to cure your confusion and guide you through life. You'll need it next week because Frank dusted off his soapbox.

Before the next episode airs, Rob performs a dramatic reading of "Ball of Confusion" by The Temptations.

The first episode is full of balls - Caitlyn's balls, Rob's balls, Balls of Confusion. Rob then offends most of the world.

Opening music to the Ball of Confusion podcast, a weekly comical look at the events of today and past days that brought us here. Confusion begins in June.