Box Office Boyz w/ Ryan & Aaron

Not to be confused with our previous episodes of Not Aliens, this time the Boyz' friend Dan M joins them watch every single one of the Alien Quadrilogy plus the new one, Alien: Convenant! Ryan is stuck in the past, Dan does not know why he is here, and Aaron loves Aliens a little too much. All this and more! This week we watched: Alien (1979) Aliens (1986) Alien 3 (1992) Alien Reserection (1997) Alien Convenant (2017) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Everyone goes APE on this weeks show as Richelle and Coutts join Aaron and Ryan to talk about APES and their battles and wars! Richelle complains about CGI, Coutts complains about getting presents for christmas, & Ryan talks about his favorite pass time. All this and more! This week we watched trailers for: War of the Planet of the Apes (2017) Battle of the Planet of the Apes (1972) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Richelle joins the Boyz to talk It! Ryan gets offended no one has seen the original, Richelle reveals a deep, dark secret, Aaron explains why Chucky vs Leprechaun will never work. Also, find out what turns everyone on! All this and more! This week we watch trailers for: It (2017) Stepehen King's It (1990) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Molly, Josh, & Jeff O join the Boyz to talk porn! Listen as the group tries to figure out how much of Manhatten Annie really takes and if people really just blow each other all the time or if there is ever sex for the soul purpose of procreation. All this and more! We watched the trailers on the DVD 35mm Grindhouse Trailers: The Best of 42nd Street, thus why the following links are to the films' IMDb and not to the trailers themselves. We got it VOD from adultempire.com. People (1978) Little Oral Annie Takes Manhattan (1985) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

It is a Spider-Man double-feature as the Boyz swing into action this week with returning guest Josh (magicgoggles.com)! Ryan wishes he grew up during different area, Josh gets excited for teenagers (superheros, that is), and Aaron seems to love seeing a man in a full-body suit throwing old people out windows. All this and more! Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Spider-Man (1977) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

The Boyz are joined by local deviants Shauna, Johnson, & Ed to peek some Jenna Jameson flicks! Everyone debates the merits of a million dollar porn film, Johnson names names, Shauna does not like it when the streams are crossed, & Ed likes plots. All this and more. Remember, this is NSFW, so unplug your headphones and play it loud. Dreamquest [2000] (We watched the trailer on the DVD for 'Dreamquest') Satyr [1998] (We watched the trailer on the DVD for 'Dangerous Tides') Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Josh C (Magic Goggles) and Molly (that person who will walk up to your dog without saying hello or making eye contact with you), join Aaron & Ryan to talk female superherose. Molly flips some cars, Ryan discovers his new favorite book, Josh lements Supergirl's one aditional power over Superman, and Aaron hates on DC. Also, there is a breif discussion of cousin lovin', so you have that to look forward to. Wonder Woman (2017) Supergirl (1985) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Jeff joins the Boyz again to check out some action... some FABULOUS action! Jeff continues to shamelessly plug his adventures, Aaron gets a nick name, & Ryan is just a little too excited for one part of Superfights that does not necessarily exist! All this and more! Fate of the Furious (2017) Superfights (1995) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Aaron & Ryan delve back into the erotic world of vitage-porn trailers and, boy, what a thrill! Joined by friends/dependents Ed, Shauna, & Johnson, the Boyz discuss what really makes a porn trailer appealing, why Johnson & Ryan would go to the theater together, and what Shauna has done when she had her own apartment. All this and more! We watched the trailers on the DVD 35mm Grindhouse Trailers: The Best of 42nd Street on VOD, thus why the following links are to the films' IMDb and not to the trailers themselves. We got it VOD from adultempire.com. Fascination (1980) Eatin' Alive (1985) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Shauna joins Aaron & Ryan for some slap and tickle. They also watch some trailers with minimal sex. Everyone was disappointed but you wont be with this weeks episode! Fifty Shades Darker (2017) Zandalee (1991) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Well, here we are. After months of theatening it, we are doing it! We are finally watching porn. Shauna, Ed, & Johnson join Ryan & Aaron to watch Babylon Blue & Centerfold Fever. Things get crazy with some rather mature subject matter. Make sure to call your mothers' before you listen to this episode. We watched the trailers on the DVD 35mm Grindhouse Trailers: The Best of 42nd Street, thus why the following links are to the films' IMDb and not to the trailers themselves. We got it VOD from adultempire.com. Babylon Blue (1983) Centerfold Fever (1981) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

This episode is comprised of leftover and a few extended clips from this past summer and fall. Our boyz of summer include Dan, Johnson, Jeff, and Jackson. Listen in as Dan proves he is a terrible friend, Johnson gives an update on his love life, Jeff continues to hawk Chryslers, Jackson defends himself, Aaron defends his mother, and Ryan makes everyone miserable. Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Johnson & Dan join Ryan & Aaron to talk aliens, but not Aliens. Everyone proves Ryan's theory wrong, Dan feels gross watching Insminoid, Aaron cannot pronounce Inseminoid, and, ladies, Johnson is still single! Life (2017) Inseminoid (1981) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Johnson returns to the show to help Aaron & Ryan talk teens of the delinquent nature. Johnson will not nagociate with terrorists, Aaron has no memory of Power Rangers, and Ryan remembers a time when he wore pants. All this and more! Power Rangers (2017) City Limits (1982) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Dan joins Ryan & Aaron to talk video game movies. Dan is excited about Assassin's Creed, Ryan likes turtles, and Aaron & Dan discuss the complex transition between video games and movies. Then Ryan messes it up somehow. Assassin's Creed (2016) Super Mario Brothers (1993) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Ryan & Aaron are joined by not just JoTa (hellitosis666.com) and Derek (Rough House Publishing) but also Johnson (He is available, ladies)! Conversations include how everyone loves Kate Beckinsale, Derek's favorite panties line, & a preview of Fat Foot Films newest film 'Penises from Beyond the Grave'. We watched: Underworld: Blood Wars (2017) Kung-Fu From Beyond the Grave (1982) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Jeff (facebook.com/chryslerusa) joins Aaron & Ryan to talk animated singing animals. Jeff informs us about the range of features on the new Chrysler line of vehicles, Aaron tries to figure out what Rocka-Doodle is about, and Ryan explains what a leather lizard is. Sing (2016) Rock-a-Doodle (1991) Producers: Tom, Ryan, & Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers' Jason Staczek

Derek joins Ryan & Aaron to talk big creatures. Derek discusses how everything looks fake, Aaron talks geo-politics, and even Ryan gets a little deep. Just a little. The Great Wall (2107) The Food of the Gods (1976) Producers: Tom, Ryan, &Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers'Jason Staczek

Aaron & Ryan are joined by Josh from the band Hellitosis (hellitosis666.com) to talk wizards trailers as well as other magical things like dragon dildos and step-sibling porn. We watched: Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them (2016) Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (1895) Producers: Tom, Ryan, &Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers'Jason Staczek

This bonus episode of odds and sods brings us back to that simpler time when Richelle and Ed joined Aaron & Ryan for series of episodes. The discussion topics bounce from hall passes, sexy Gary Busey, and, of course, Ed's Spank Bank Seal of Approval. Producers: Tom, Ryan, &Aaron Recording/Editing: Aaron Propaganda: Ryan Theme:'Trackers'Jason Staczek