Desperate Nightmares From Christ The King, Missouri
Science Podcasts
Howdy, folks. I’m an old bastard on death’s door, here to tell you the gosh-damned truth about this horrid town, Christ The King. So who the hell cares? Go on and ignore me, friend - but when this bad stuff happens to you, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to ol’ Willard before the government cancer got him. Every month we post a new nightmare for ya, and I swear on the Sinners' Bible, every last one is 100% true. I wish they weren’t
Location:
United States
Description:
Howdy, folks. I’m an old bastard on death’s door, here to tell you the gosh-damned truth about this horrid town, Christ The King. So who the hell cares? Go on and ignore me, friend - but when this bad stuff happens to you, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to ol’ Willard before the government cancer got him. Every month we post a new nightmare for ya, and I swear on the Sinners' Bible, every last one is 100% true. I wish they weren’t
Twitter:
@willardfresco
Language:
English
Website:
http://desperatenightmares.com/
Episodes
SERIES FINALE - "Suicide Inn"
7/19/2019
2018. In the world of independently-run bed and breakfasts, Barnaby and Willow Radcliffe soon discover that if you wanna make a buck, you’ve gotta get a gimmick. Taped in front of a live studio audience. Dramatized by Gabrielle Lenhard Featuring the Christ The King Players Katie Hartman as Willow Radcliffe Andrew Dahreddine as Barnaby Radcliffe Lorena Monagas as Manuela Josh Gregory as Frank Neekis and the Parrot Nina Mozes as Melanie Grapes Rives Elliot as Dan Hopkins ...and Bebe D’Amore as...
Duration:00:41:07
SERIES FINALE - "SUICIDE INN"
7/19/2019
2018. In the world of independently-run bed and breakfasts, Barnaby and Willow Radcliffe soon discover that if you wanna make a buck, you’ve gotta get a gimmick. Filmed in front of a live studio audience. Dramatized by Gabrielle Lenhard Featuring the Christ The King Players Katie Hartman as Willow Radcliffe Andrew Dahreddine as Barnaby Radcliffe Lorena Monagas as Manuela Josh Gregory as Frank Neekis and the Parrot Nina Mozes as Melanie Grapes Rives Elliot as Dan Hopkins ...and Bebe D’Amore...
Duration:00:41:07
Local Sponsors #18
7/15/2019
And now, a final word from your local sponsors! (Arnold's Killproof Rope / Become A Mormon / Fallout Hair Ties) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Landras Dream by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/
Duration:00:04:34
Ep. 211 - "Blonde Psychic Mysteries: Vol. 1 Pt. 2"
5/13/2019
2016. The thrilling conclusion to the torrid tale of one small medium's large quest for redemption. (SEASON FINALE) Dramatized by Jack Healy Featuring the Christ The King Players Tallie Gabriel as Kassey Blakely Matt Davis as Hank Henry and the newsman E. James Ford - Ansem Amberly, Stokes Moody, Harry Houdini, and additional voices Biniam Tekola - Sheriff Jones, Evelyn WOW! Sam Lassiter - Amber Amberly, Pamela Baker and additional voices Rives Elliot - Jefferson Moody and additional voices...
Duration:00:35:00
Local Sponsors #17
5/13/2019
And now, a word from your local sponsors! (CTK Street Fair / Duke's Brand Coffee) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Way Out West by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/
Duration:00:02:34
Ep. 210 - "Trouble In Camp Paradise"
2/18/2019
1962. It's Opening Day at Camp Paradise, Christ The King's premiere nudist colony, and not a thing is in place. Will camp owner Liberty Floodwell be able to rally her staff in time? Or will the murderer in their midst cause too much of a distraction? Dramatized by Sadie Keljikian and Rives Elliot Featuring the Christ The King Players Deirdre Dempsey-Rush as Liberty Floodwell Sadie Keljikian as Hope Floodwell Jon Friestedt as Johnny the Pool Boy Michael Citriniti as Viktor the Cook and Gospel...
Duration:00:33:06
Local Sponsors #16
12/30/2018
And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Sunkisser Oven / Matty Fatty's Breakfast Patties) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Vanishing Horizon by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/
Duration:00:02:07
EP. 209 - "Uncanny Danny"
12/16/2018
1968. In order to come to grips with the mysterious loss of their 3-year-old son, a young couple hires a ventriloquist of dubious origins to take his place. Will this replacement bring their family together or tear it apart to tiny shreds? Dramatized by Rives Elliot Featuring the Christ The King Players Bennett Clarkson as Arby Stanfield Ayla Combes as Millie Stanfield E. James Ford as Doctor Woodsplitter and the Bar Patron Sam Lassiter as Danny Stanfield and Patty Vincent Diane Elliot as...
Duration:00:38:14
Local Sponsors #15
11/10/2018
And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Jamoke's Auto-Towing / Eco-Cool Filtration System) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote
Duration:00:02:30
Ep. 208 - "The Controversial Diagnosis Of Mary Jane Easton"
10/31/2018
1859. When Dr. Bishop is called to Easton Manor to diagnose a deeply troubled patient, he finds himself ensnared in a ghastly plot of love and deceit that can only be resolved beyond the grave... Dramatized by Audrey Harris Featuring the Christ The King Players Alyssa Abraham as Mary Jane Easton Jonathan Dauermann as Dr. Bishop Dan Theyer as Thomas Easton Justin Phillips as the Butler Liz Anne Rimar as the Ghosts With additional voices by Audrey Harris ...and introducing Bebe D’Amore as your...
Duration:00:34:22
WILLARD IS MISSING
10/29/2018
*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE* Willard Fresco has disappeared under mysterious circumstances Please contact us if you have any information regarding his whereabouts Season 2 of Desperate Nightmares returns Halloween 2018 *** The Deadly Year by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/
Duration:00:01:51
CTK Singles #5
2/14/2018
Willard asked us not to post this one, but sometimes you can't stand in love's way Opus One by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/
Duration:00:01:21
Local Sponsors #14
2/14/2018
And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Aphrodisiac's / Darla's Daycare) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Brandenburg Concerto No4-1 BWV1049 - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100303 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Duration:00:03:01
Ep. 207 - "A Very Desperate Valentine's Special"
2/14/2018
2010. When all else fails, lovestruck teenager Melly Aimée decides the best way to her crush's heart is through his stomach. So what if she attempts to rig the game with a mysterious secret ingredient? Dramatized by Fran Da Silveira Featuring the Christ The King Lovers Jay Reed as Melly Aimée Dan Theyer as Martin Peterson and the Delivery Boy Heather Ann Petersen as Chastity Lauren Dortch-Crozier as Aphrodite, Lois, and Coffee Lady Jeff House as Tyler and Sandwich Man Rives Elliot as the...
Duration:00:26:53
CTK Singles #4
1/28/2018
This week's single is looking for love in all the right places - but she likes the wrong ones, too!
Duration:00:00:47
Local Sponsors #13
1/28/2018
And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Duke Belfort Square Garden / Mabel's BBQ) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote
Duration:00:02:16
Ep. 206 - "Rhapsody In BBQ"
1/28/2018
1937. When world champion boxer Duke Belfort returns home to marry his sweetheart, everyone is as happy as can be... everyone, that is, but Mabel Collins, beloved proprietress of Christ The King's favorite barbecue joint. If only Duke could hide their past as well as Mabel hides her secret recipe... Dramatized by Jack Healy Featuring the Christ The King Players Sam Lassiter as Mabel Collins Mat Labotka as Duke Belfort Annie-Sage Whitehurst as Olive Grimm Jonathan Dauermann as Father Grimm...
Duration:00:41:43
CTK Singles #3
1/12/2018
It's high time you found love with this week's smoking hot single!
Duration:00:01:27
Local Sponsors #12
1/12/2018
And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Carmine's Italian Restaurant / Lulu's Haberdashery) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Bushwick Tarentella Loop by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300003 Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Duration:00:02:40
Ep. 205 - "Theatre of Christ"
1/12/2018
1917. Cassius King is the sole purveyor of the Sugar Melon Theatre, a local libation destination where spirits run high, but never dry. But when a tee-totaling cleric sets his sights on its destruction, it's up to Cassius to save his life's work. Dramatized by Nathan Dennis Featuring the Christ The King Players George Harrington Butts as Cassius King and Sheriff Ronald Michael Citriniti as Pastor Bates Sadie Keljikian as Dame Daytona, Peach, & Miss Honeybush Nik Duggan as Walt Daniella...
Duration:00:39:01