A Funny Thing Happened To Me08/24/14
A funny thing happened to me on the way to this podcast. Actually a bunch of funny things happened this week. Not big belly laugh things, just funny stuff. My Lady Wonder Wench and I were at our favorite diner yesterday, and we both had club...
I was sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in the living room trying to think of what happened in my life this week that you might find interesting, and some of the voices in my head said, "Nothing happened this week."...
Smart Phones & Dumb People
I'm sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, waiting for my Lady Wonder Wench to call and tell me she's ok. Since her accident a few years ago, I get a little worried about her when the damn phone...
Keep Shining 55+
I saw a sign today that almost dis-connected my batteries. It said, "Senior Living - 55 +". Do they mean in dog years? My pimples were just clearing up when I was 55+. I've seen the sign before, but today for some reason I got this mental picture of a...
It looks like I'm going to have to commit murder. Really. Most of you only know me as a guy who likes to sit here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room, and talk with you on these podcasts. But I'm from Brooklyn,...
Sit. Eat. Enjoy
I enjoy sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room. Lots of guys get up early in the morning to go for a good brisk run. I like to get up early too...sometimes in the middle of the night...and I go for a...
I'm happy. I guess it's true that things always change, and Big Louie always says that happiness cannot buy you money, but right now I don't care because it feels so good sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my...
Simple Is Good
Simple is good. Big Louie has come up with a simple answer to which side we should back in the middle-east. He says, "We should sell guns, rockets, tanks, jet fighters and nuclear bombs only to factions that promise to use them for peaceful purposes."...
I'm getting comfortable here in my big, black, manly, comfortable poppa chair in my living room, after a short but expensive flight in my little airplane. I had to get some navigation equipment fixed. Having good navigation equipment makes for having...
The Memories Animal
Some people think Big Louie his own bad self is old fashioned, just because he likes some of the old ways. He likes to remember fondly when they used to rub mustard plaster on you to stop coughs, and then friends would come over to dip their hot dogs...
I Trust In Dick
I just got another email from that guy in Niger who wants to send me the inheritance from my long lost uncle who just died and left him as executor of his will, and all I have to do is send him my bank numbers and social security ID. So I'm sitting...
All About Big Louie
In a shocking revelation that was just made clear to me by an embarrassingly thin royalty check, there are many people who have not gone to Amazon dot com to acquire a copy of my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. Subtitled, "We're the brand new...
I love telling stories. I even did a spoken word CD called, Bedtime Stories. Available at Amazon and CD Baby. Shameless plug. I read stories to my Lady Wonder Wench every night when we go to bed. Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton were so...
George Clooney's P.O.
I have just returned to my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room after a dog-gone interesting trip to the post office. You always hear about "dis-gruntled postal employees" doing something weird or even nasty. Like...
I do believe in a lot of things. I believe we're all different, just like everybody else. I believe the purpose of my life is to be happy, and to spread happiness as best I can. That may not be the purpose of anybody else's life, but it's the purpose...
What Would John Lennon Say
I am not John Lennon. I cannot any longer say, Give Peace A Chance. I've had it with the guy on the commercial giving me the 800 number, and telling me to "Call Now." Who does he think he is telling me to call now. If he hadn't said that I might have...
Making The List
My Lady Wonder Wench has more lists than David Letterman. I have always envied David Letterman's job. He just walks out on to the set, and people applaud. What a great job. Wouldn't you like to go to work tomorrow and you walk in and say "hi" and...
For The Long Run
I just got a slap on the side of the head reminder that I have been young for a very long time. I have a jacket that says Brooklyn across the front. I like the jacket partly because I've had it for a very long time. My Lady Wonder Wench doesn't like...
CXY is a brand new, and very important understanding about life. It's a soft "C" by the way. Soft "C"-"X" "Y". I'll tell you what I mean. I try hard to understand life. I was sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair...
She's So Fine
I have been fined once too often and I'm going to sit here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room and complain to you about it. My Lady Wonder Wench came back from the supermarket today, looking totally exhausted...
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