Simple Is Good07/06/14
Simple is good. Big Louie has come up with a simple answer to which side we should back in the middle-east. He says, "We should sell guns, rockets, tanks, jet fighters and nuclear bombs only to factions that promise to use them for peaceful purposes."...
I'm getting comfortable here in my big, black, manly, comfortable poppa chair in my living room, after a short but expensive flight in my little airplane. I had to get some navigation equipment fixed. Having good navigation equipment makes for having...
The Memories Animal
Some people think Big Louie his own bad self is old fashioned, just because he likes some of the old ways. He likes to remember fondly when they used to rub mustard plaster on you to stop coughs, and then friends would come over to dip their hot dogs...
I Trust In Dick
I just got another email from that guy in Niger who wants to send me the inheritance from my long lost uncle who just died and left him as executor of his will, and all I have to do is send him my bank numbers and social security ID. So I'm sitting...
All About Big Louie
In a shocking revelation that was just made clear to me by an embarrassingly thin royalty check, there are many people who have not gone to Amazon dot com to acquire a copy of my book, Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. Subtitled, "We're the brand new...
I love telling stories. I even did a spoken word CD called, Bedtime Stories. Available at Amazon and CD Baby. Shameless plug. I read stories to my Lady Wonder Wench every night when we go to bed. Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton were so...
George Clooney's P.O.
I have just returned to my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room after a dog-gone interesting trip to the post office. You always hear about "dis-gruntled postal employees" doing something weird or even nasty. Like...
I do believe in a lot of things. I believe we're all different, just like everybody else. I believe the purpose of my life is to be happy, and to spread happiness as best I can. That may not be the purpose of anybody else's life, but it's the purpose...
What Would John Lennon Say
I am not John Lennon. I cannot any longer say, Give Peace A Chance. I've had it with the guy on the commercial giving me the 800 number, and telling me to "Call Now." Who does he think he is telling me to call now. If he hadn't said that I might have...
Making The List
My Lady Wonder Wench has more lists than David Letterman. I have always envied David Letterman's job. He just walks out on to the set, and people applaud. What a great job. Wouldn't you like to go to work tomorrow and you walk in and say "hi" and...
For The Long Run
I just got a slap on the side of the head reminder that I have been young for a very long time. I have a jacket that says Brooklyn across the front. I like the jacket partly because I've had it for a very long time. My Lady Wonder Wench doesn't like...
CXY is a brand new, and very important understanding about life. It's a soft "C" by the way. Soft "C"-"X" "Y". I'll tell you what I mean. I try hard to understand life. I was sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair...
She's So Fine
I have been fined once too often and I'm going to sit here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room and complain to you about it. My Lady Wonder Wench came back from the supermarket today, looking totally exhausted...
Now And Then
Now and then I start thinking about then...while I'm sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly black leather poppa chair. Things are not as easy as they were then...when I was wearing my Coney Island lifeguard body. It was a wonderful time. I was at...
A Louie Lady Driver
"Alice" is the name I've given to the lady's voice in my car GPS. She quite often has conversations with my Lady Wonder Wench when I'm driving. Their conversations frequently have to do with my driving techniques, which I will admit are...
Louie Lads And Ladies
We are not from different planets. We are Earth Louie-Lads and Earth Louie-Ladies...face it. Furthermore, Big Louie admits that Louie Lads will never understand Louie Ladies. He has a hunch however, the Louie Ladies know all about Louie Lads. That's...
Drooling For Health
We now have genuine medical proof that just drooling over a well endowed or hunky specimen of your sexual preference is good for your heart. That's because it actually raises your blood pressure. Which you have to do to lower your blood pressure. I...
For most of last night my house was making noises. I heard the first one while I was sitting in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in the living room reading Billy Crystal's new book. It's a good book by the way. Proud Podcast...
The Holy Highway
I am sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair trying to calm down after an hour of hurtling down the hideous, holy, highway outside my house. I mean that highway is hideously holy. You can get seriously hurtled on that...
I'm sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room with a grand canyon size smile on my face, because it has been an evening of wildly erotic interdigitating with my Lady Wonder Wench. The Politically Correct...
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