I Heard From Dad Today08/30/15
Thanks for dropping in here on my podcast. I like having your company. I think I heard from my dad today. Dad has been playing keyboards with Beethoven's Big Band in heaven for quite a few years now. But I woke up this morning with a song called The...
The No Drool Rule
Dick's Details...a bunch of totally un-important stuff for you to stuff in one ear, so you can squeeze the important stuff that's rubbing your wrinkles the wrong way out the other ear, and you can grab a grin. There was a story in the paper today...
Don't Worry Be Happy
Thanks for dropping in here on my podcast. Glad to have your company. I'm sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room, wondering how I ever got this lucky. I figure I have finally proven that men are smarter...
Seeing Through Windows Ten
Thanks for dropping in on my podcast, glad to have you here. I'm sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, and I'm watching my laptop un-zipping stuff as it's changing into an operating system that...
The Legend Of Louie-Louie
Thanks for dropping in here on my podcast. I appreciate having your company. Sometimes an actual thought hits me as I'm sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair. And like a rock with a note attached that comes crashing...
Lookin' At It
Thanks for dropping in on my podcast. Glad to have you here. I'm sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, trying to digest a food supply crisis, caused by the closing of our favorite supermarket....
Thanks for dropping in on my podcast. I'm glad to have you with us. I'm sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, staring at the black hole on the stand over on the wall. Technically speaking, it's a big,...
Ms. Medical Midnight
It's pretty neat to be sitting here in my big, comfortable, manly, black leather poppa chair again. I was sitting in a hospital bed for a couple of days this week. Don't worry. It was just kind of a glorified tummy ache. They said, "You're suffering...
I was sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in my living room the other night, watching a movie called Tootsie, starring Dustin Hoffman on TV, and I couldn't resist telling my Lady Wonder Wench that Dustin's agent must...
Don't Stand For Them Telling Us Not To Sit
They're telling me I shouldn't be sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room, and I'm not going to stand for that. The smart guys in the white lab coats are telling me that sitting is one of the worst things...
The Eye Flash And Shoulder Flip
As you know by now, Louie Louie Generation guys are the bedmates of choice of supermodels, lovely, lusty lady chief executives, and Catherine Zeta Jones look-alikes. That's because we treat our women with lots of love and lots of lovely lust, we have...
Meet The Elite
You know about the "Elite"...the guys who keep their personal helicopters on their yachts, which are anchored on some of their private islands, and their his and hers personal jets ready at all times to take emergency trips to those Islands, or...
I was a little concerned after last week's podcast in which I revealed Big Louie's All Purpose Answer to the Three Deadly Questions all women ask, because it gave guys a huge advantage. I was afraid I'd find my Lady Wonder Wench carefully reading our...
Big Louie's All Purpose Answer
Guys...I about to give you an answer that you will need many times in the tumult of your lives. It's a phrase given to me by Big Louie, the star of my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot. It's the only possible answer to the three great questions that...
It Pays To Play
I was sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable, black leather poppa chair in the living room, trying to explain to my Lady Wonder Wench why I absolutely must get a new and kind of expensive piece of navigation equipment for our little Piper...
A Virtual Companion
I am a typical Louie Louie Generation lad. That means in dog years I am dead. I am young at heart, but somewhat older in other places. In short, some of the butter has slipped off my pancakes. And I guess I must be living proof that evolution can go...
Wanna Live Forever
I am beginning to lose my sex drive. I noticed it last night and twice this morning. But as Big Louie, the star of my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot always says, "Just because we no longer have the rock hard abs and perky breasts like the people...
A Tale Of Two Tunes
You know how a chunk of a song sometimes keeps going around and around in your head. The smart guys in the white lab coats call that an ear worm. I really wish they had called it something else, because that's not a nice picture. I have two of them...
The next time your hat pops off because your head is expanding to keep up with your ego, do one of three things. #1-Try telling some other guy's dog to roll over and play dead, #2- Walk down the beach trying to catch the attention of someone in a...
Things That Go Bump In The Night
I was having a wonderful erotic dream last night, when something went BUMP! I leaped out of bed, throwing my back out of whack, bit my upper lip so I wouldn't yell something the Lord wouldn't want to hear, hit my head on Mr. Floor which made my world...
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