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Sunday, December 28 at 3pm
The Encyclopedia Galactica defines "Steven Kelly" as "a bipedular mammal of ape descent, with overactive centers of nervous behavior and a tendency to create a lot of useless muckety-muck." The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy defines "Steven Kelly" as "...a complete wanker, a total waste of DNA with no apparent purpose outside of consuming vacuous amounts of anything in its path. On his best days (which are few), can most aptly be described as 'a flatulent old fart.'"