Superhero Assembly Line

We're all at home, so we wanted to make something a little special. Say hello to a hero from 10-15 million years ago, a completely coincidental donkey and an archeologist searching for the truth. And the reunion you've all been waiting for: Wildboyz. Talking points: Jackass, Steve-O, Bam Margera, donkey sweat, mummies, headassery, quarantine, movies, Blade Runner 2049, Lil B, juggalo culture, Bonus DVDs.

Sometimes to make a oil, you have to break a few reefs. This week, the guys take on Charles Darwin's legacy and an angler fish like no other.

Magic powers from candy? All we get is a tummy ache. This Skittles-branded video game inspires us to create a hero that is up there with the best of them.

From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan comes the sequel to Unbreakable and Split -- Glass! So, we make a superhero that is disgusting and wholly unrelated, and is deeply engrained in the home shopping industry.

The year is 452,018 A.D. Everyone is here! And by everyone, we mean each of the seven deadly sins, the most dangerous assassins on Noah's Ark 2.0.

Ryan doesn't like Pokemon. Seriously, what's up with that? This week, we take the Wikipedia page for the upcoming Detective Pikachu movie and... make something truly horrible out of it. Parks and Rec fans, this one's for you.

There's something spooky about this entire month, and we think it has something to do with the ghouls. Yes, that's right. We got ghouls.

Sew up the pigskin and get ready to play ball, because this week the guys take on Fantasy Football, the original esports. Also, this is the sequel to The Da Vinci Code.

Games, games, games! Nintendo showed their hand last week, and we built a superhero, but you probably expected that. ok bye.

With Danny Boyle out as the director of Bond 25, the guys try and see about shaking the franchise up a little bit... with vampires.

Forget what you learned in history class, *this* is the real story of Napoleon Bonaparte. And Lauren Moore of Funimation joins the show as our first guest!

Move over Jaws, there's a new shark movie in town -- and this one's got Jason Statham. This week, we take on the Wikipedia page for "The Meg" for a brand-new hero.

You've probably heard of the financial woes of MoviePass in the fancy newspapers and such, so we figured we'd take a stab at building a hero from its Wikipedia page. So strap in and check your hype for John Travolta's 'Gotti,' because it's hero time.

This week, we create a hero from the Wikipedia page for a little-known indie title, Fortnite: Battle Royale. We have a feeling this is going to be the next big thing.

That's right, we're back! And this time, we're taking on the 2018 Fifa World Cup, a celebration of a sport that we really don't know anything about it. But rest assured, we do create a superhero.

The coal world churns out another legendary hero to save an even grimmer, darker future, but the real hero is a freakin' rat again. Thanks, Nick. ;) - Nick Talking points: Batman's moral compass, classic film "I Am Robot", open door policies, sexist juggernaut, chappie.

And you thought your high school was cool? Welcome to Silicoal Valley, where your grades depend on how sweet your superpowers are. Also, no one will make you play sports. Talking points: Charles Manson, what The Breakfast Club is about, public school, Captain America, Silicon Valley, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Netflix, Jason Sudeikis, debate about art museums, toward the end we just talk about movies for ten minutes.

We were too tired to make a hero after seeing a late night showing of Thor: Ragnarok. So we made 6. Watch Thor! It's good!

Everyone knows that one person who would sell their grandma to the devil just to be a little bit better at league of legends, right? Well this time is no different at all. That is exactly what happens. Talking Points: Tainted candy, skeletal horses, ants on a log, ganking, corporate greed, CFC's, fallout's currency system.

Rev up your engines I guess for a death race through the desert of Coal World -- and we talk about indestructible dogs again because who wouldn't want those? Talking points: restaurants, Honda Civic, death races, Top Gear, Jake plays himself, metal, ice cream, Ryan plays himself, indestructible dogs (again)