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This is not about elections, steel dossiers, or FBI reports I will never read. This is all about how sexy, crazy, cool, and dangerous those Russians can be on screen and off. Movies with actors doing Russian Things: Red Sparrow is a film, starring Jennifer Lawrence, about a young ballerina recruited into an elite organization of spies who use sex, not guns as a weapon. This, That and Other News Links to articles reference on this podcast. Where to listen or download: Listen on Apple Podcasts Download to your Android device Subscribe on Android If you enjoyed this episode, leave a comment or review in iTunes

In This Episode 1. Liam Neeson did that to himself. 2. 15:17 To Paris and the Hollywood movie meant for Lifetime. 3. Patriots Day and true event films. How long to wait before we capitalize on a tragedy. 4. When art transcends admiration. 5. Eurotrip: The Movie we don't have now. Liam Nesson takes the low road, on purpose. C'mon, bruh, you volunteered this information which allowed the media to run away with it. However, should we care? Will we somehow erase the memory of watching this man portray roles in Schindler's List, Star Wars: Episode One, or all the Taken movies? What he said was stupid and insensitive. Who he is, is flawed like you and me. 15:17 to Paris is not a Clint Eastwood, like, Movie - On The Thread Spending twenty minutes with these fellows on vacation while sightseeing was boring. All the drama occurred at the end of this film, whereas, it ignored the issue of every life that is not so spectacular: the single mother raising her child, the effect of a young boy losing his best friend, and a man’s struggle to find a place in a world where he needed fit in. Patriots Day and applying Hollywood ascetic to real life events. The real heroes of this very real event are the first responders. Stories of their bravery in a time of crisis are good stories to be told on Good Morning America or with news outlets, however, to capture the Hollywood flair, movie depiction of horrible events have to include some sort of stretch to the imagination. Stories change with each retelling. The shootout at the end of Patriots Day between the two terrorists and law enforcement, although not accurately depicted, added a Hollywood pizazz to events that in realtime occurred quickly and without dramatic pause. 15:17 To Paris reminded me of that EuroTrip Movie in a way but less boring. If you really want a Eurotrip movie, then stay away from Hostile aka torture porn movies of the early 2000s. Watch this silly film about a high school graduate in search of his pen pal and love of his life. 1. Michelle Trachtenberg of Buffy fame. 2. Matt Damon 3. Stupid comedy movies and the event film. 4. Teen angst movies: there are none. Only things kids are into these days is Juuls and Fortnite. 5. It’s just a different world. When Art Transcends Admiration - Scoop Du Jour I was upset by past rhetoric expressed by Clint Eastwood years ago and lost admiration for a man I thought was a great visionary and storyteller. However, one doesn't associate with the other. His thoughts on Hilary Clinton doesn't reflect on his filmmaker vision. Reality stars, actors, and sports heroes are not who we imagine them to be in most instances; they are people. What we admire is their art, the characters, and on-screen personas. Nowadays with social media, we know more about them as individuals and it's not flattering. No matter how mundane they are in comparison to the most popular Twitch streamer or Youtube star, your story matters. If you want to tell that story, go on ahead while the getting is good. We have the technology and other means, so why not? The stupidest person in the world can have a Youtube or blog account. We invest in idols and the characters we believe they are. Reality stars, actors, and sports heroes, sometimes they are not who we imagine them to be. No matter how mundane they are in comparison to the most popular Twitch streamer or Youtube star, your story matters. If you want to tell that story, then go on ahead while the getting is good. We have the technology and other means, so why not. The stupidest person in the world likely has a youtube or blog account. Weekly Gratitude: Our realities might not be great, but they are our stories. Flava text: Always shoot from the hip. We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don't tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com Where To Subscribe and Listen Apple PodcastGoogle Podcasts...

Recently, Warner Bros. released The Meg as proof that sharks are not bankable unless you make them silly. As frightening a creature as sharks seem, they are never good subjects for a movie. There are very few plots involving sharks in which to script an original film. Depending on the idea, a thrilling shark movie should never be over-conceptualized. Just keep it simple: sharks plus ocean equals scary. Sharks strike fear in the minds of most people who ever watched Jaws. As frightening a creature they are; however, sharks are never good subjects for a movie. There are very few plots involving sharks in which to script an original film. Jaws is the best shark film made, and that was just about 40 years ago. Tell the same story over with The Shallows and add in a human element, Open Water, then you might just come close to some decent, but nothing is or will ever be as good as Jaws. In this episode: Shark movies should rely on the fear already embedded within our psyche. Prey on the audience by feeding upon the fear most of us have of being in the ocean. Scoop Du Jour: Naked Mole Rats and The Probability of the SyFy network. Wow, it’s amazing how this has come full circle. As we near this pinnacle of 100 episodes I revisit episode three of this podcast when we discussed the probability of the SyFy network, and how movies, like, Sharknado would not keep it afloat. Audiences give less attention to the movies, it’s the series that made the probable success of the SyFy network a reality. This, that, other news, and Stingrays: Boy gets stung by a shark in the willy-wacker. My daughter and her sting ray vacation. Talk about having something stuck in your head. Try this: insert baby shark song. Weekly Gratitude: My daughter is alive and for that, I have nature to thank. Our bodies are magnificent machines hellbent on keeping us alive. Flava text: Shuffle you feet or else bye bye go your pee-pee. We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don't tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com Where To Subscribe and Listen Podcast subscription page Listen on Apple Podcast: Or download to your Android with Google Podcasts If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review on Apple iTunes!

My Oscar ballot results suck. The Academy’s disappointment wins. Some great film moments of 2018. We the audience are the Academy. Enjoy film however and wherever you can then use your platform to celebrate the movies and shows you enjoy. Spielberg to speak at the Academy of Arts about Netflix and Amazon created movies and their eligibility for the coveted award. Our Spectacle crusader is here to preserve the sanctity of film but is he too late? The Irishman challenge by Netflix and a pure film enthusiast, Martin Scorsese. Great commercial spot dig. Touche Netflix. I need a definition of Best Picture The auteur in the realm of advocacy. Do awards matter? A win will get you more watches. Improve your status as a viable risk worth a studio taking a chance. Credibility goes a long way in this business. The sentiment that the creation is the best reward whether your audience is in the millions or the neighborhood few. Drake at the Grammys. Guillermo at the Oscars.

Looking back on this movie in relation to the title of the film, there should be a more artist approach to this biopic for the band Queen and not the man Freddy Mercury. At face value, Bohemian Rhapsody is a paint-by-the-numbers biopic without the celebratory weight of a meaningful story. They dangle Freddy Mercury on screen just long enough for us to pat at the plight of this man who (may have) suffered secretly with his sexuality but extroverted himself through music, another gift born unto him. To know what empowered Mercury to sing is to know the truth behind the lyrics of songs endeared by millions. Same goes with the talents of his bandmates and what inspired them to form a band named Smile. Whether it be audiences short attention spans or the parameters of constraining a film to under one-hundred and sixty minutes, Queen’s biopic lacks the importance of truth beyond the entertainment. Headlines: Bohemian Rhapsody was initially a Freddy Mercury biopic with Sacha Baron Cohen casts as the lead singer. Bohemian Rhapsody featuring the music of Queen, and my aversion to the biopic. Are biopics, those unwilling to take risks, worth the cost? This, That, and Other News Weekly Gratitude: Doc says I’m healthy, like a bull. I say you’re full of ..it. Flava text: Nothing really matters. Links Mentioned in This Episode: http://talkingwithburritos.com/86 We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don't tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com Where To Subscribe and Listen Podcast subscription page Listen on Apple Podcast: Or download to your Android with Google Podcasts If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review on Apple iTunes!

Halloween has a newfound popularity rooted in a remake that is a sequel (a remakequel) to the beginnings of a franchise relaunch. Not new material, but there’s a case for simplicity with horror movies that over time lost to the evolving use of special effects and jump scares. Halloween (2018) wasn’t a great movie; however, it is what this genre needs as a reflection back to when simple storying telling thrilled the masses. This, That, Other News, and Crytoids Weekly Gratitude: Thanks to my wife, I won't have to marry a ghost. Flava text: There's a girl... on my bed. YES! Links Mentioned in This Episode: Triangle in the sky Time Traveler Loch on Camera Girl on the lake with Grandma Snake Pastor Bigfoot In Court We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don't tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com Where To Subscribe and Listen Podcast subscription page Listen on Apple Podcast: Or download to your Android with Google Podcasts If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review on Apple iTunes!

Remakes and Franchises make movie watching boring these days. Same ol’ this and with a sprinkle of that thing already imagined. Jurassic World and Ocean’s 8 are two examples of films —this summer— whose failure to deviate from the plot and character development of it’s precursors to produced a final product that hit all the marks of fanfare but lacked originality. What's In This Episode We’re always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don’t tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com Where To Subscribe and Listen subscription page Apple PodcastGoogle PodcastsiTunes

We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment. But Machete don't tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com In This Episode... The movie theatre is a venue; a luxury, to which only some of us can afford to indulge regularly. Subscription services, like, Movies Pass, Stubs, and Cinemark’s Movie Club make that indulgence a more considerable option than waiting for movies to premiere on Netflix. No matter who’s paying, it’s a great experience when we’re paying less. 1. Movie Pass is a great concept but a horrible business model based on the average subscription holder not going to movies. 2. Studios could totally ruin the nostalgia of watching movies in theaters but also increase attendance with Episodic Movie or the Event Film. Links Mentioned in This Episode Amc shops subscription model, Stubs. Variety Alamo draft house and Season Pass Best years for summer movies supplied by Ranker Where To Subscribe and Listen Podcast subscription page Listen on Apple Podcast: Or download to your Android with Google Podcasts If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review with Apple Podcasts iTunes!

Black Panther is the only black James Bond we need. He has the tech, a suave demeanor, and the well intent to undermine criminal minds who threaten his nations. It would be great to have a black James Bond character on the big screen but as long as he or she is not James Bond and more Bond-like. I’m bored of remakes and studio attempts to reinsert old titles into the modern day film industry by way of cultural appropriation: Female Ghostbusters, a black James Bond. Good ideas. Lazy imagination. The sole popularity of the title and name of a product (the film) remains the only selling point for the repurposing a franchise with different faces of gender or race. I hate the idea of that guy from Get Out as black bond; it’s only an accurate casting because he's British. In this Episode: LINKS MENTIONED IN THE SHOW Wesley Snipes and the Black Panthermovie that never was but came to become. Daniel Kaluuya as James Bond Weekly Gratitude: Always bet on black, and please pay your taxes. FLAVA TEXT THIS WEEK: Don't sneak up on me like that colonizer. We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don'ttweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com WHERE TO SUBSCRIBE AND LISTEN: full catalogsubscription page Apple PodcastSubscribe on AndroidiTunes Thanks for listening.

Solo is an entertaining movie and could possibly be more to audiences if we could accept him --the individual, Solo-- as the main character rather than a sidekick who just so happens to be the baby daddy to certain Skywalker progeny. This movie isn't necessary to the canon, however, has the potential to payout and entertaining storyline if we care to wait for forthcoming sequels. People “riding’ Solo for the all wrong reasons. Solo is not a bad film, only unnecessary to the storyline we already know exists of the infamous Hans Solo of the first trilogy. Han has redeemable qualities and that just does not work for a scoundrel. This is a lawless land. Let us witness its lawlessness. Go raw. Go dark. Surprise the audience with a captivating story of a criminal who is a criminal. Rogue One is a far better film than Solo. The mission was to take down the Destroyer by any means necessary. The stakes were such that no one would survive. There was an ending to that tale, whereas, with Solo there is more to beget. The story continues without fulfilling a need to expose Solo for who he and not what he became after his adventures with the Skywalkers. Solo as a summer tentpole movie: meant to entertain. There just isn’t much importance to this film in relation to the current Star Wars Saga, however, if my theory suggests then maybe this explains the origins of a newly birthed Star Wars legend. Is there still such a thing as a summer tentpole with one studio dominating the market. Disney has a gambit of films debuting this summer. Every other studio fails in its comparison. Investing in preexisting titles and not taking a chance on original not-so-sure-shots drys the well dampened by only one studio entity, Disney. Early May and April are too early for summer releases. Summer movies start early, in April. June is the true beginnings of the Summer film season. Actually, it’s always been Memorial Day. Here are my expectations and movies I look forward to watching this summer. Scoop du Jour: The Preordain Clapback. Why you should always have a plan of retaliation in social media beef. Links mention in this episode: This video of the Loch Ness monster is nothing to swoon over. George Lucas wanted to go all metaphysical with the Jedi sequels. This video of the Loch Nessmonster is nothing to swoon over. George Lucaswanted to go all metaphysical with the Jedi sequels. It started with Pusha T's Infrared. Got serious with Drake's Duppy Freestyle, and ended with the Story of Adidon. How much more cinematic can you get? Cryptoid of the Week: There has been another siting of a Loch Ness log. Flava Text: Never trust anyone. We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don'ttweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com WHERE TO SUBSCRIBE AND LISTEN: full catalogsubscription page Apple PodcastSubscribe on AndroidiTunes

In two movies, Disney and Marvel, (kinda) redefined or rather reintroduced the sympathetic villain into the mainstream zeitgeist: Kilmonger and Thanos. We may not like the pain Thanos inflicts on Earth's Mightiest Heroes in Avengers Infinity War but you gotta like the guy; he has conviction and purpose. Sure he's crazier than a raccoon climbing a skyscraper, vicious, and a bit of a psychopath. However, he's also compassionate and empathetic. Violence is just the result of the many obstacles impeding the progress of best-laid plans. Not to applaud his efforts and eventual success but there is reasoning to his logic and it's rooted in the history of our world and The Good Book. What's on the Menu: Weekly Gratitude: Live each day as if it were your last, and don’t listen to this stupid statement. Live each day with the intent of seeing tomorrow and continuing to exist, create, and love. Links: Comcasts hostile bid for Fox. Who is Adam Warlock? Flava text: Ashes to ashes dust to dust. Woman, I said don’t look back! We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment.

Blade Runner continues the conversation it began thirty-five years ago with an even deeper questioning into the morality of creating life. Life finds a way. Since Jeff Goldblum stuttered those words in the first Jurassic Park, the question of life coming into being outside the control of its creator is not just a popular quote but a think well consideration. If we[humans] are to be the next creators of life then we must take the responsibility of allowing life to live, breath, and think without interference. Comment on this episode, ask a question or share what entertains you by visiting www.talkingwithburritos.com/79 EPISODE MENU Human soul 46:01 Camouflage robots 44:41 Wired In 39:26 Sex Robots is how Skynet takes over 34:50 Bots Be Talking on Facebook 31:11 Dystopian Movies and YA novels 30:31 Does art have a place in box office 27:52 2049 Bombs and the BO 23:15 Farmhouse Cinematography 19:29 K and Joi 17:46 Blade Runner Review 14:08 Blackout 2022 10:00 Essential Burrito 8:27 Life finds a way 7:23 4k DVD Magic 0:24 THIS, THAT, AND OTHER NEWS: How I know we are headed for a Blade Runner-like dystopia: FLAVA TEXT THIS WEEK: Episode Length 50:58:00 We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment @talkingburritos on your favorite social app. But Machete don't tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com WHERE TO SUBSCRIBE AND LISTEN: full catalogsubscription page Listen on Apple PodcastSubscribe on Android Apple Podcasts Thanks for listening!

Aliens, they fit into neither the category of monster or creature but fall into the unknown. We don't fear them as much as we are intrigued by them. Give us a reason to be afraid and I'm sure we'll piss our pants. But until that time comes curiosity will have to reign supreme within the space of our feeble minds. For full show notes visit: www.talkingwithburritos.com/78 We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don't tweet. Okay, then leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com Thanks for listening!

Let's stir up some ancient Egyptian dust with The Mummy circa 2017 starring Tom “The Maverick” Cruise aka the last of the action hero and answer the question this failure should not be the end all for Universal Dark Universe. Comment on this episode, ask a question, or share what entertains you at http://www.talkingwithburritos.com/77 FOR STARTERS What The Mummy does for Dark Universal is make it harder for the studio to establish some credibility with audiences. And as inconceivable as it may sound, this may not be at the end all stake in the heart for this franchise. There is hope and it has webbed feet. Also, The truth about the risk of watching movies: criticism in the age of easily accessed opinions. The heat is on as movies continue to not garner much excitement and fail at the box office. But who’s fault is it: the studio or the critics? Talking Points The MummyMummyCreature from the Lagoon The Scoop Dujour - Criticism and The Risk of Watching Movies Criticism is not new. Before the internet: you picked up a newspaper, flipped to the entertainment section and read the latest review from your favorite entertainment columnist. However, now, in the age of accessibility, many of those single opinions operate as a collective voice within sites like Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic. We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don't tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com WHERE TO SUBSCRIBE AND LISTEN: full catalogsubscription page Apple PodcastSubscribe on AndroidiTunes Thanks for listening and never forget to share whatever entertains you.

The 80’s welcomed in a different type of horror movie which steered away from the fear of the atomic 50’s and the boujee-ness of the 1960’s Euporean bloodsuckers. Horror did not necessarily include monsters but monstrous figures committing monstrous acts. In the late 70’s and 80’s, the movie monster replaced cheesy storylines with utter suspense and terror, like, Jaws (1975) and Alien (1979). Long were the days of monsters coming from far outer space to terrorize earth. Now the monsters were next door in your own neighborhood and not so easy to dispose of. As a kid, I watched (whenever permissible) creature features on television and sometimes those “creature features” were more Sci-Fi than epic monsters. The King Kong movies, Godzilla, gigantic mutant insect films, and aliens were a common staple of this genre but then there was Dracula and Werewolves sprinkled into the play mix. These were all considered horror movies at the time before they were all lumped into the distinctive category of The Creature Feature. Comment on this episode, ask a question or share what entertains you by visiting our website. EPISODE MENU [3:58] - Colossal is the creature feature of this era of humanization in creature feature films. [9:06] - King Kong, Godzilla, Them!, are these films horror movies or creature features? [10:27] - Kong: Skull Island is just Moby Dick with a large ape instead of a whale. [18:43] - King Kong is a good example of the imbalance of nature vs man. [23:3] - Nature's wonderful miracles will eat your face off. [26:30] - Hunting on the Oregon Trail; fend for yourself or die of starvation or disease. [33:3o] - Hunting is taking a knife into the woods and seeing what happens. [35:52] - In the movies, Kong and Godzilla are nature's way of balancing things. What's keeping us in check? FOR STARTERS Ann Hathaway plays party girl Gloria who has to move back to her hometown when her fed-up boyfriend kicks her out of his apartment. Things quickly get weird when she discovers that she — by matters of pure obscure coincidence— controls a monster that terrorizes South Korea every evening after one of Gloria’s binge drinking fits. read review SCOOP DU JOUR : The Natural Balance and Godzilla The natural balance of nature was disrupted by the presence of an ancient creature. This event awakens Godzilla who must restore the balance set awry by the presence of this other beast. That’s why Kong was based in the seventies and not today. It wasn’t that Godzilla wanted to save mankind, he just wanted to eradicate that thing which should not exist within nature without a counterbalance. With Warner Bros. and it’s Monsterverse now established, it will be interesting to see if the next set of movies within this franchise focuses less on the humanization of the monsters and more on their need to exist because nature requires them to live. We're On Your Favorite Social Media App! @talkingburritos and #showyourburrito, let me know your thoughts on this episode. THIS, THAT, AND OTHER NEWS Administration temporarily lifted on importing of elephant trophies and then thinks otherwise. LINKS MENTIONED IN THE SHOW Picture of the baby rhino saving to kill the grizzly bear Poachers take rhino horns white wolf FLAVA TEXT THIS WEEK: That sounds like a bird, but it's a f$%king ant. Episode Length 37:41 We're always open for suggestions and/or a favorable comment But Machete don't tweet. Okay, well leave us a voicemail or email: Phone 520-775-1690 Email contact@talkingwithburritos.com WHERE TO SUBSCRIBE AND LISTEN: full catalogsubscription page Listen and subscribeSubscribe on Android Apple Podcasts Thanks for listening!

Wunza a movie and wunza a podcast about buddy films, James Cameron, and Taylor Swift. Also, what happens when your favorite show ends or gets canceled? How long do you sulk and what steps can you take to move on with your life. Comment on this episode, ask a question or share what entertains you by visiting our website. EPISODE MENU [1:18] Roger Ebert and the wunza movie. [1:50] Hitman's Bodyguard and don't you think the roles should have been reversed. [3:02] One of my favorite wunza movies is 48 HRs with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy. [7:51] Kylo Logan; let's review Lucky Logan. [12:21] James Cameron got in some hot water after stating the truth about the Wonder Woman movie. [26:03] Throw Atomic Blonde into the mix of feminism. [31:58] What to do when your favorite show is canceled or not renewed, which means canceled. [32:41] Downward Dog, I really love that show and ABC canceled it this summer. [34:48] Sense 8 canceled after two seasons. C'mon, couldn't get least get three? [43:36] What you can do when your favorite show ends. [50:36] Listener question. [53:37] Taylor Swift really needs to sit down and be humble. FOR STARTERS Robert Ebert to this day is my favorite movie critic; Ebert and Stephen King when Stephen King reviews movies for EW. Roger Ebert.com is my source for trusted movie criticism these days and also, there is this pop culture writer I enjoy reading who writes for Wired Magazine, her name is Angela Watercutter and if there is anyone worth reading these days, her stuff is worth the pop culture indulgence. Roger Ebert phrased this term, the wunza movie, which consists of two individuals: one is a blank and the other is a blank and together they will do blank. Example Two: Nice Guys One is a small-time private detective and the other a muscle for hire who must work together to solve a murder. Example Two: 48 Hours. One is a crook and the other is a cop working to capture a prison escapee. Example Three: Hitman’s Bodyguard One is a disgraced bodyguard and the other a hitman who is the key witness in the trial of a Russian leader suspected of the genocide. Not-so-Bosom Buddies and Hitman's Bodyguard Hitman’s Bodyguard was more a spoof of a 48hrs and Nice Guys or the wunza movie. Although, nice guys and 48 hrs contained many humorous moments worth the laughter, the story maintains rooted in the human element and the evolution of the relationship between the two different people forced into this unfortunate situation. The Human Element The human element is where Hitman’s Bodyguard misses out on an opportunity to become one of those wunza movies we take seriously. Samuel L Jackson and Ryan Reynolds make an awesome duo, however, their roles should be reversed; Sam should be the bodyguard, an older experienced man of duty, with Reynolds as the young cocky hitman. Jackson's portrayal of a hip energetic fast-talking assassin played perfectly in line with his coolness, however, it didn’t bode well for the fatherly relationship he later established with his younger bodyguard. Jack Cates and Reggie Hammond Consider the relationship between Jack Cates and Reggie Hammond; these two detest one another as did Bryce (Reynolds) and Kincaid (Jackson) the two characters in Hitman’s Bodyguard, but which pair was more believable? Cates and Hammond’s relationship developed after a series of detours, rundowns, and attempts at Hammonds' escaping custody. Cates continually taunts Hammond throughout the movie, never really showing any remorse or concern for his well-being — 48hrs ends with Cates punching Hammonds in the face. The two were jokey but not in that slapstick sort of way; their comedy materializes from the many potholes they experience in search of Ganz, Hammond’s former partner in crime. Byrce and Kincaid Bryce and Kincaid weren’t able to necessarily share in one another’s misery necessary to develop a true pseudo-relationship. Maybe it was because they had killers on their backsides attempted to thwart their...

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In September of 2016, we recorded an episode that never made it to post-production. Sometime during this awesome recording of Freddy galore, the recording stopped and we lost the better part of our program. Although we could never recreate that moment, I pieced together an episode filled with a semblance to our true intentions on that faithful afternoon. Comment on this episode, ask a question or share what entertains you by visiting our website. FOR STARTERS Here is a twenty-minute discussion between myself, The Rupel, and Adam about the film Freddy Got Fingered. We recorded this section in September of 2015, but due to circumstances unknown,*ahem Freddy*, the last forty minutes are missing. I’m using this snippet as the introduction to the main topic of this particular episode because as promised, I vowed to not let this awesome scenario go without some discussion of its ridiculous merit. SCOOP DU JOUR Freddy Got Fingered and A Nightmare on Elm Street Crossover Freddy Krueger vs Gord Brody For this episode, I revisited The New Nightmare and Lucid Dreams. Methods on how to defeat Freddy Kruger. The Rupel recorded a segment with the members of Speaking of Which addressing this very question of Freddy vs Freddy. Good Shot, Freddy is a short story I wrote for this episode describing how I, myself, would fare if given the choice to go toe-to-toe with Freddy Kruger. read the story We're On Your Favorite Social Media App! @talkingburritos and #showyourburrito Let me know your thoughts on this episode. Thanks for listening!

What is it about fear that intrigues us? Is it the mystery of the unknown or the thrill of the experience that we find so alluring? Some people are born fearful while in others fear comes with living our everyday lives and encountering things that make us feel uneasy or apprehensive. Either manifested from our now psychosis or an event, fear is natural and actually healthy. But how we deal with fear is what defines how we as individuals bloom from its seed. Episode Menu 00:49 - The Zipper and the Carnival ride that may or may not have ruined me. 03:15 - Just how much I loved IT. 09:13 - Isn't high school just grande! I was Ben Hanscom. 11:17 - I called Bev Marsh the b-word inside a crowded auditorium and the Friendzone does exist. 12:41 - Nostalgia and the 80's; IT took me back to the good ol' days. 14:18 - The joy of riding bikes and rolling with a crew to parts unkown. 15:14 - Good boys spend time outside with their friends and not in a library will old ladies. 17:27 - In small towns like Derry evil doesn't exist? 18:55 - IT's not that scary, but Bill Skardsgard did a good job clowin' around. Badum Bum! 19:57 - Tim Curry and Heath Ledger and setting the bar too high. 23:45 - Are the FBI really criminalizing speech by placing Juggalos on the watch list? 36:53 - Speaking of clowns... Kevin Hart's extortion plea. For show notes and links to this episode, visit: http://talkingwithburritos.com/72 Flava Text of the Week: Ain't nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble. #showyourburrito

Dolls make bad roommates, however, if you really feel the need to own such an empty vessel with no personality and frightful glaze, then get a cat. No, not a cat instead of the doll. Buy a cat once you purchase the doll and protect the only real investment you can claim as an asset: your soul. Episode Menu (Outline) 00.33 Annabelle 08:20 Glass Castle 14:15 Emoji Movie is Wreck it Ralph 15:54 Emoji Movie is Bee Movie 18:43 Emoji Movie is Inside Out 20:39 The Salsa loves The Emoji Movie 24:57 Horror vs Thriller 28:15 Doll Terrorizes UK Family 35:45 She Got Out - Audio Short Story 42:30 Get A Cat 44:40 Last Call 45:25 Just Kidding, Twilight Delight "Twilight Delight" Show notes and Links at: http://www.talkingwithburritos.com/annabelle-doll/ Plates full but we're always open for suggestions Leave a voicemail or email us about the podcast episode, ask a question, or share what entertains you. feedback@talkingwithburritos.com