
The All Seeing Guys with Greg & Joe
Comedy
Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.
Location:
United States
Description:
Welcome to the All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. Join the guys as they discuss everyday annoyances and topics we can all relate to, but in their own twisted way. With hilarious comedy segments that take us to some pretty strange places. The All Seeing Guys, taking an already upside down world and turning it sideways.
Twitter:
@theallseeingg
Language:
English
Episodes
Ep 264: Lookalikes
9/16/2025
Welcome to episode 264 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys catch up, Greg falls over and gets pissed on (not in a kinky way) on the same day, both events unrelated. A great Geezedropping segment, all being sent in by you amazing listeners! Greg and Joe talk about lookalikes, and it seems to awaken something in Greg. There's a mysterious Final Destination-sounding death, and then Joe tries (and succeeds) to catch Greg out with a round of 'Guess the movie by the badly explained plot, written by Joe.
All this and sooooo much more
Duration:00:55:14
Ep 263: Shrimp Man & Bollock Boy
9/2/2025
Welcome to episode 263 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys catch up, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty, as always sent in by you awesome people! There’s radioactive shrimp, which sparks the origins of the adventures of Shrimp-Man and Bollock-Boy, and there's unwanted advice to be shared in the returning aunt segment, where things take a turn.
All this and sooooo much more madness this episode
Duration:00:57:23
Ep 262: WOLF 3D
8/19/2025
Welcome to episode 262 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys catch up on life, what they've been watching, what they've been up to, and then it's on to Geezedropping with plenty as always sent in by you awesome people! Greg has a list of the worst movie taglines. A bishop apologises for interrupting a church choir in his dressing gown because they were making a terrible racket. And The Darkest Story of the week brings a fairground ride 'degloving incident'.
All this and much more as the guys get sidetracked along the way
Duration:00:55:10
Ep 261: Stay Away From The Caves Indiana!
8/5/2025
Welcome to episode 261 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This episode, the guys are joined early on a Sunday morning, with her third appearance on the show, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana. They catch up on life, drunk trips to town, then, with no real plan, let Indiana lead the way. Covering what's hot on kids' YouTube, Indiana's recent enjoyment of watching videos about people getting stuck and dying in caves, educates us on Donald Trump and more. And of course, we have our eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping.
All this and much more
Duration:00:57:35
Ep 260: F*cked Cam
7/22/2025
Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
The talk kiss cam at the Coldplay gig, then it’s onto a bumper edition of Geezedropping as you amazing listeners have been picking up all sorts for us.
Greg and Joe ask the question, 'Is a plus one for a funeral a thing? Discuss Surbiton being named one of the UK's most boring places to live, daylight dogging in Northumberland, and 'Pantherman' (which is too cool of a name) popping up in Merseyside, is he just a playful man dressed as a cat or out on the hunt?
This and more with plenty in between…
Duration:00:54:59
Ep 259: Let's Go For Beers
7/8/2025
Welcome to episode 259 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys continue to reflect on TEN YEARS of the show. In this special episode, no segments, just the guys out and about on a day drinking session with a pizza review.
Ed Wooderson returns to join the guys to chat, talk fun fair rides, a medium who blames ghosts on how drunk she gets on a night out. Greg and Joe move on to a couple more pubs discussing music, and all the amazing friends they’ve made via the podcast over the last ten years
All this and much more
Duration:01:36:47
Ep 258: Fun Fairs Are Fun
6/24/2025
Welcome to episode 258 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys continue to reflect on TEN YEARS of the show, Joe is off next week so we’re going to do an episode out and about on the piss, but until then, Greg goes to a fun fair, Joe continues to highlight the weirdness of Kingston from table dennis to snakes, pigeons and Foxes, then it’s onto Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you awesome listeners Greg looks at fun fair injuries after getting battered at one himself and a man with a girlfriend and child proposes to an AI chatbot.
This and more with plenty in between…
Duration:01:00:48
Ep 257: Master Kebab
6/10/2025
Welcome to episode 257 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, This month the guys reflect as they celebrate TEN YEARS of the show, however, they're be something for that next episode, Greg goes to a friends musical (Rob who made our theme song) Joe still exists, then its onto the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, which has been the shows longest running segement thanks to you listeners.
In a throwback to the very first podcast episode, the guys look at the winners of The British Kebab Awards across all categories.
This and more with plenty in between…
Duration:00:58:30
Ep 256: Happy National Sellotape Tape Day!
5/27/2025
Welcome to episode 256 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with a our Geezedropping segment, sent in by you.
It’s a bit of a random episode as the guys look what makes something retro, vintage or antique, then it's on to events that happened throughout history on this day (episode release day, 27th May), Celebrate National cellophane tape day, and a man breaks his own world record for… balancing spoons on himself.
This and more with plenty in between…
Duration:00:51:05
Ep 255: Corned Beef Torpedo
5/13/2025
Welcome to episode 255 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe, kicking things off with a stacked Geezedropping segment, sent in by you, wonderful listeners!
The guys talk their love for silly made-up names, going on a date with supermarket-bought cooked chicken, Sith Trump, and the one hundred men versus a gorilla debate. The listener content keeps coming as a list was sent in of names for penises over years, which led to some funny penis horror stories and a pretty messed up darkest story of the week to end on a light note
All this and more with plenty in between…
Duration:01:00:12
Ep 254: Unlucky For Some
4/29/2025
Welcome to episode 254 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, the new Predator trailer sparks outrage...like everything else on the internet, then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners. Greg didn't have the best week, so the guys look at a list of the unluckiest people to cheer him up, as well as a look at the world of naked cleaners and what clients like to hire them for.
As always, the guys get distracted along the way
Duration:00:50:13
Ep 253: There is NO intelligence here, artificial or otherwise
4/15/2025
Welcome to episode 253 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe watched The Crow reboot and has a list of annoyances, and Greg is off to Japan in a few days. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you amazing people.
The guys look at AI, the good, the bad, and the ugly, from judging beauty contests and questionable images to AI toilets and their uses with the tool.
As always, the guys get distracted along the way
This and more
Duration:00:57:20
Ep 252: Lights, Camera, Accidents!
4/1/2025
Welcome to episode 252 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up, Joe had first aid training, and Greg loses time. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you fanstatic people.
The guys look at accidents and very near-fatal misses from movie sets, from being hung, struck by lightning, or scalpt by lions, Greg and Joe have it all with plenty of sidetracking and other fun facts along the way. Then it's on to the supposedly leaked list of Tom Hardy's 'rider requests', and the guys ask what they would ask for. The episode wraps with a not-too-dark but still slightly chilling, Darkest story of the week.
This and more
Duration:00:59:49
Ep 251: I WOULD Piss On You If You Were On Fire
3/18/2025
Welcome to episode 251 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. The guys catch up. At the time of recording, there’s a fire happening in Kingston, and the moon has been looking awesome. Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you awesome listeners.
The guys look back at the deadliest social media challenges of 2024, from the Sausage bite challenge to Chroming to Skull Cracking... the Ice Bucket Challenge was simpler times.
This and more, and there's plenty of sidetracking, as well as the episode title and artwork explained
Duration:00:52:15
Ep 250: Tuck it in Bad Pub Review Special 2: A Fear of Chicken
3/4/2025
Welcome to milestone episode that is, two hundred and fifty of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe
Back in episode 72, the guys did a 'Tuck it in special', looking at bad and humorous Kingston pub and restaurant reviews, and they're doing it again. Now, this isn’t about exposing the businesses of Kingston, a lot these establishments coming up the guys are patrons of, it’s more because it’s funny, and can discuss how justified the bad review is or if they need to tuck it in. But before that, the guys dive into the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, with plenty sent in by you amazing listeners.
This and more, and there's plenty of sidetracking.
Duration:01:28:41
Ep 149: That Family Loves Plates
2/18/2025
Welcome to episode 249 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up, Greg turns 41, and Joe watches a documentary about The Shining.
As always there’s Geezedropping. The guys then look at strange things families do that seem normal to them, but bonkers to everyone else and the darkest story of the week sees a decomposing corpse wheeled around a UK town.
All this and more
Duration:00:54:32
248: Fart Court
2/4/2025
Welcome to episode 248 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe.
This week, the guys catch up, get distracted and talk about growing up on 'Now That's What I Call Music', Greg had a leak and gives a scratch post away, and Joe sees planets. As always there’s Geezedropping, lots sent in by you beautiful listeners. There are poop sandwiches, a silent tormentor, a lady who faces court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend’s ex, and as always, much more, a lot more, as Greg is maybe a tad intoxicated.
Duration:01:06:22
247: Shells With Shoes On
1/21/2025
Welcome to episode 247 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, the guys catch up on life and talk about candles, Arnie Hammers upcoming vigilante movie... The Dark Knight, the film Marcel the Shell with shoes on, the frozen hair competitions, outside wanks, and an unexpected piss shower on the plane. As always there’s Geezedropping, lots sent in by you awesome listeners.
All this and much more
Duration:00:52:41
246: Farewell 2024 with Indiana
1/7/2025
Happy New Year, and welcome to episode 246 of The All-Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. This week, Greg's seven-year-old daughter, Indiana joins the guys. The hosts catch up and talk New Year celebrations and more.
Then it’s on to the eavesdropping segment, Geezedropping, sent in by you beautiful listeners. An ape-like beast questionably dubbed 'Monkey Man' has been spotted scurrying through Cambridge, and a list looking back at events of 2024, and then just let the conversation with a seven-year-old go wherever it goes, Nannies as a unit of measurement, murder? Taylor Swift, Kids lying and the joy of trains.
All this and much more
Duration:00:52:55
Ep 245: Crack and Scraps!
12/24/2024
Merry Christmas and welcome to episode 245 of The All Seeing Guys Podcast with Greg and Joe. In this episode the guys catch up and gear up for Christmas, Joe goes Christmas food shopping, and Greg has a full-body Traditional Thai massage. Then it's on to a small edition of Geezedrop, thank god you listeners send them in.
The guys attempt to stick with the festive spirit by looking at odd Christmas traditions from around the world from roller skating to church to tossing a shoe. Then Darkest Story of the Week gets swapped out for Christmas Story of the Week, which sees Toddler go hard on the present opening.
All this and so much more
Duration:00:51:02